Questions For East Side Dave

[Gvac]

Since we've already got a "Questions for FezFez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80591)" thread, I figured Dave should have equal time. I'll go first -

Hey Davey Mac,

How come so many supposed fans of a comedy show have no sense of humor?

Thanks!

[ToiletCrusher]

ESD,

What's fatherhood really like?

You Rock.

TC

[BlackSpider]

Dave,
will you stick around here long enough to answer the above questions...?

[Foster]

Dave,
will you stick around here long enough to answer the above questions...?

he was gone before the thread started

[K.C.]

Dave, why is Pearl Jam only the fourth best grunge era band behind Nirvana, Soundgarden, and Smashing Pumpkins?

Oh wait...I forgot about Alice N Chains...

Fifth best, then.

[East Side Dave]

Since we've already got a "Questions for FezFez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80591)" thread, I figured Dave should have equal time. I'll go first -

Hey Davey Mac,

How come so many supposed fans of a comedy show have no sense of humor?

Thanks!


I think it's easier to be critical than to be positive! It takes less effort to say, "I don't like something." It's laziness!!! Also, I don't think some people are that open-minded, they think if you like one style of comedy, you can't like another. I like Woody Allen AND the Zucker Brothers and the Farrely's and Albert Brooks.....uh-koota-toomata!

[East Side Dave]

ESD,

What's fatherhood really like?

You Rock.

TC


I like it but it's harder than a pair or hard balls!

[East Side Dave]

Dave, why is Pearl Jam only the fourth best grunge era band behind Nirvana, Soundgarden, and Smashing Pumpkins?

Oh wait...I forgot about Alice N Chains...

Fifth best, then.


Not true, KC, not true!!! I think you have to look at the whole body of a band's career, and Pearl Jam has now had eight great albums!! Eight I tell you!

[K.C.]

Not true, KC, not true!!! I think you have to look at the whole body of a band's career, and Pearl Jam has now had eight great albums!! Eight I tell you!

Wait...I forgot about Mudhoney, Screaming Trees, and Mother Love Bone...

Ninth best...

And actually, I prefer Temple of The Dog

Tenth best...


Actually, in all seriousness Dave, isn't now a perfect time for a Temple of the Dog reunion? The guys from Pearl Jam aren't doing much...Chris Cornell has nothing going on. It's almost the 20th anniversary of that album...I say cut a follow up album and do a tour. I'd check it out.

[East Side Dave]

Also, I don't know if this is against the rules, but I'd like to ask a question. Do you have to respond to every question? Cuz i need to go back to cleaning up my yard!!

[Farmer Dave]

Hey Dave, what's cum taste like? Fez seems to avoid the answer.

[East Side Dave]

Wait...I forgot about Mudhoney, Screaming Trees, and Mother Love Bone...

Ninth best...

And actually, I prefer Temple of The Dog

Tenth best...


Actually, in all seriousness Dave, isn't now a perfect time for a Temple of the Dog reunion? The guys from Pearl Jam aren't doing much...Chris Cornell has nothing going on. It's almost the 20th anniversary of that album...I say cut a follow up album and do a tour. I'd check it out.

Oh I wish! But I'd probably stay Hunger Strike and leave!!

[East Side Dave]

Hey Dave, what's cum taste like? Fez seems to avoid the answer.


Mine- sweet. Like a liquidy watermelon Jolly Rancher without the watermelon taste.

My dad's- sour. Like old pudding left in the sun.

[Gvac]

Mine- sweet. Like a liquidy watermelon Jolly Rancher without the watermelon taste.

My dad's- sour. Like old pudding left in the sun.

Rice pudding or vanilla pudding?

Or *gasp* chocolate?

[Foster]

Also, I don't know if this is against the rules, but I'd like to ask a question. Do you have to respond to every question? Cuz i need to go back to cleaning up my yard!!

just fulfill your 5 post a day quota, thats all we ask

[A.J.]

I was going to ask Dave what Tim Robbins is really like but as his bodyguard, he must not disclose that which he has seen.

[BlackSpider]

just fulfill your 5 post a year quota, thats all we ask



Fixed for accuracy...

[~Katja~]

Also, I don't know if this is against the rules, but I'd like to ask a question. Do you have to respond to every question? Cuz i need to go back to cleaning up my yard!!

yeah it is against rules, expect to be banned as soon as mikeyboy wakes up

[Gvac]

yeah it is against rules, expect to be banned as soon as mikeyboy wakes up

Oh he's awake.

He's just ignoring me.

[~Katja~]

Oh he's awake.

He's just ignoring me.

the same way YOU are ignoring me??? You can run, but I can run faster...

[Gvac]

the same way YOU are ignoring me??? You can run, but I can run faster...

I responded...

[Gvac]

Hey Dave,

What's the new studio like compared to the old XM one? I know it's smaller, but does it have anything about it you like better?

[JerseyRich]

Hey Dave!

Does it make you a bad person?

~Mister

[Juliejulez]

Dave, when are you going to "The Compound"? I heard you're officially invited.

[Hottub]

Dave,
I was at a BBQ yesterday. While playing wiffle ball I swung at one low and outside and re injured my shoulder. The season has just started and I don't want to have to sit it out.
Any advise?

You pal,
Tub.

[drjoek]

Dear Dave,
How is the baby sleeping? Second kids tend to sleep through the night sooner. Hope this is the case.

Doc

[yojimbo7248]

Dear Dave,

Do you keep in contact with Earl? How is his book going?

Thanks,
Chris

[Annie Waits]

Dear East Side Dave,

how come you don't accept my friendship on ronfez.net?

will you come have a beer with us next time you visit the in-laws in Asheville?

what is Eddie Vedder's second child's name?

thank you for you precious time

[zildjian361]

Dave,


You pal,
Tub.

You pal, Tub. I can see at least one arm is fine my friend:smile::drunk:

[K.C.]

Dave, why are you so handsome?

[BlackSpider]

Dave,
Why doesn't Fez give you $50,000 to help you out with the kids...?

[foodcourtdruide]

Dave,
What is the your favorite baseball movie of all-time? Mine is Bull Durham, and I think anyone who says "Pride of the Yankees" is just trying to be cool.

[Melk]

Why would it be "funny" implying that an infant is developmentally disabled and yet "not funny" implying that an adult woman is lazy?

[Caseyelan]

dave,


what is up with those meatballs in the fridge? do you plan on eating them or should I chuck em?

kisses,

the lady to your right

[biggestmexi]

Fez: Why so cheap, why so gay?

[biggestmexi]

dave,


what is up with those meatballs in the fridge? do you plan on eating them or should I chuck em?

kisses,

the lady to your right

i enjoy that you are a mod and dave still is not. its funny.

[Gvac]

dave,


what is up with those meatballs in the fridge? do you plan on eating them or should I chuck em?

kisses,

the lady to your right

Dave,

If you're not going to eat them can I have them?

I'm starving, and I'm a lousy cook.

Thanks.

[Foster]

Dave,

If you're not going to eat them can I have them?

I'm starving, and I'm a lousy cook.

Thanks.

I was going to ask the same question, can we share them?

[BlackSpider]

dave,


what is up with those meatballs in the fridge? do you plan on eating them or should I chuck em?

kisses,

the lady to your right

Dave,

If you're not going to eat them can I have them?

I'm starving, and I'm a lousy cook.

Thanks.

I was going to ask the same question, can we share them?



I just had an image of Gvac rolling a meatball over to Foster with his nose...

[~Katja~]

I just had an image of Gvac rolling a meatball over to Foster with his nose...

as I sit on the side of the table slurping a single spaghetti off the plate watching these two love birds sharing balls

[biggestmexi]

Dave,

I'm lousy.

Thanks.

yep

[Foster]

I just had an image of Gvac rolling a meatball over to Foster with his nose...

as I sit on the side of the table slurping a single spaghetti off the plate watching these two love birds sharing balls

can't two MEN enjoy a romantic meatball dinner without you creeps gaying it up?

[yojimbo7248]

can't two MEN enjoy a romantic meatball dinner without you creeps gaying it up?

if you want to avoid having things gayed up, you've come to the wrong messageboard.

[thejives]

Dear Dave,

Can you stop interrupting Julianna on-air?
You keep stepping on her laughs.

-thejives

[KingGeno]

What is your top 5 or top 10 video games?

[paulisded]

Dave,

Should Tommy Stinson continue to sit on Axl's payroll waiting for his decision to go on tour or record again, or should he give up and convince Paul Westerberg to reconvene the Replacements?

[weekapaugjz]

Dave,

How long did you microwave that jar of jelly before sticking your dick in it?

Your pal,
Weeka

[zildjian361]

Dave,

How long did you microwave that jar of jelly before sticking your dick in it?

Your pal,
Weeka

that's why i don't post here:smoke::drunk:

[mikeyboy]

that's why i don't post here:smoke::drunk:

Too busy sticking your dick in jelly? :)

[biggestmexi]

Too busy sticking your dick in jelly? :)

cold jelly obviuosly

What is your top 5 or top 10 video games?

preferably non-wii titles.

Dear Dave,

Can you stop interrupting Julianna on-air?
You keep stepping on her laughs.

-thejives

MOTORBOATIN' :thumbup:

[Foster]

Too busy sticking your dick in jelly? :)

he's more of a marmalade type of of guy

[ThisGuyIsIvan]

Dear Dave,

do you ever miss the dog that gave you a blow job?

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave,

do you ever miss the dog that gave you a blow job?


Every

damn

day.

[JerseyRich]

Dearest David,

Are you aware how awesome I am for making you that sigpic about 7 years ago?

It's truly a classic isn't it?

Richard

[Gvac]

Yo Davey!

Sometimes when I get really tired my balls hurt.

Any tips?

Thanks!

[East Side Dave]

Dearest David,

Are you aware how awesome I am for making you that sigpic about 7 years ago?

It's truly a classic isn't it?

Richard


I'm aware, Richard. I'm also aware that you are a meatball.

[East Side Dave]

Yo Davey!

Sometimes when I get really tired my balls hurt.

Any tips?

Thanks!



Put some colgate on the balls. It's tingly!!!!

[drjoek]

ESD
any truth to the rumors that Ronnie B is on a grand Jury ??

[Marc with a c]

why have you forsaken us?

[hammersavage]

Hi East Side,

If you could pick an all time Real World house, what 7 roommates would you pick and why?

Thanks fella,
hammer

[BlackSpider]

I'm aware, Richard. I'm also aware that you are a meatball.

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Pointlaugh1-1.gif

Face...

[JerseyRich]

Hi ESD,

Although I am a meatball, would you trust anyone from RonFez.net to take care of your kids for the evening?

Richard

[~Katja~]

I'm aware, Richard. I'm also aware that you are a meatball.

:lol:


who in the world could hate Dave?

[Crispy123]

Dear Dave,

You are the worst thing on radio. Did you really name the baby after his father, Chris Stanley?

Your pal,

Crispy

[hammersavage]

It's gotta be a new mod quote.

[FezsAssistant]

Dear ESD,

What are Ron and Fez really like?

[disneyspy]

mr east sides,are you excited about tommorow?

[Hottub]

Dave,
Can you STEP UP?

[styckx]

Dear Dave, spell I-CUP

LOLOLZOZOLZOZLOZL

Ok ok, seriously now, hold your tongue and say "I like ketchup"

LOZOZOLZOZLZOLZOLZOLRWAFFROFLZ

[East Side Dave]

why have you forsaken us?


It is God's will!!!!

[East Side Dave]

Dave,
Can you STEP UP?

I think so! My legs work really well!!!!

[East Side Dave]

mr east sides,are you excited about tommorow?

Yessee!!!!!

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave,

You are the worst thing on radio. Did you really name the baby after his father, Chris Stanley?

Your pal,

Crispy


Dear Crispy,

You are cummy and unoriginal. See ya, pussy!:thumbup:

[RhinoinMN]

Dear Dave,

Do you know who I am?

[disneyspy]

mr east sides,whos cummier crispy or doc joe?

[TobyWong]

Hi Dave,

Who do you like better, Opie or Anthony?

[RhinoinMN]

Dear Dave,

I am listening to Little Feat right now. Do you like them?

[denko]

dave, will you ever do another guyerson bit?

i miss guyerson, he was the best.

[East Side Dave]

mr east sides,whos cummier crispy or doc joe?

It's a close call. They both love jiz so much. Tie. One big cummy tie.

[denko]

mr east sides,whos cummier crispy or doc joe?


there was no cummiest bracket?

[disneyspy]

there was no cummiest bracket?

sorry but theres not a ask the spy thread

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave,

I am listening to Little Feat right now. Do you like them?


I do! I intro'd them one time for my old radio station, 90.5. I felt like the kid from Almost Famous, and my voice cracked like his when I intro'd them, too.

[denko]

dave, should there be an ask the spy thread?

[TobyWong]

Dave,

Are you going to bring back Davey Red? Now that Ron will be doing jury duty, it would be great if we could hear more of your characters. Davey Red is my favorite.

[hammersavage]

Dave,

Did you ignore my question on purpose? And if so, what have I done to hurt you? Or you just can't make such a tough choice?

regards,
hammer

[underdog]

Dear Dave,

You are the best thing on radio. Did you really name the baby after your father, Paul Stanley?

Your pal,

underdog

[underdog]

Did you ignore my question on purpose? And if so, what have I done to hurt you? Or you just can't make such a tough choice?

Welcome to my world.

[TobyWong]

Dear Dave,
Do you think you and DrJoek could ever be friends? He really is a decent guy even though he is a little on the cummy side.

[hammersavage]

Welcome to my world.

Population 2

[Tall_James]

Hi Dave. How's life treating you?

[Judge Smails]

Hey Dave,

How long were you with Casey before she felt comfortable farting around you?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Crispy_Mobile]

Davey Mac,

Does it suck knowing the only funny you bring to the RF show is 1. sticking shit in your asshole or the asshole of someone next to you 2. sticking said shit into your mouth and c. having a girlfriend that looks like ET?

Sincerely,

Crispy

PS
Please talk more about how your mom turned Barry Manilow gay. Thanks :lol:

[jauble]

Dear Dave,

Did you like the Indiana Jones action figures I brought for you last year?

Also who called you to offer you this job? I'm curious because I know you were a fan before becoming a member and I wondered if it was a suit or a tee shirt?

[KingModem]

Dear Dave -

When I am beating up my girlfriend, our Beagle always comes over and starts humping me. Is there a way that I can teach my girlfriend to start humping me when I beat up my Beagle?

Dearest

KingModem

[underdog]

Davey Mac,

Does it suck knowing the only funny you bring to the RF show is 1. sticking shit in your asshole or the asshole of someone next to you 2. sticking said shit into your mouth and c. having a girlfriend that looks like ET?

Sincerely,

Crispy

PS
Please talk more about how your mom turned Barry Manilow gay. Thanks :lol:

Dearest Mr Elan,

Does it make you happy to know that so many people like SP1!, Dave's Cackle, Crispy, Striker, etc have secret, homosexual desires about you ?

Your friend in FSM,

Fake Hammersavage

[PapaBear]

Davey Mac,

Does it suck knowing the only funny you bring to the RF show is 1. sticking shit in your asshole or the asshole of someone next to you 2. sticking said shit into your mouth and c. having a girlfriend that looks like ET?

Sincerely,

Crispy

PS
Please talk more about how your mom turned Barry Manilow gay. Thanks :lol:
Dear Dave,

What's it like reading a post from two years ago from a guy who counts, 1, 2, c?

[earlsgmaclit]

Dear Dave,
Will there ever be a day when gingers are accepted by society instead of being ppointed at and openly mocked?

Don't you find it funny that prop8 gotted voted down in California ?

when are you gonna come over and give me a nice licking?

[TjM]

Dave

Do you ever think GnR will reunite for the cash?

[Freitag]

Dear Dave:

If it's an A-Bomb, from A-Rod, does that mean that Paul Tibbets is the pilot of the Yankee Plane?

[Chip196]

Dear Dave,

I love your Poems, can you write me one?

Love,
Chip

[ANC]

Dear Dave,

On your recommendation I've watched Layer Cake and Blood Simple and enjoyed them both. What other movies would ya recommend?

[JDE]

Hi Dave, who are your favorite professional athletes in each sport, and what is your favorite moment you have enjoyed in each sport.



Jason

[Canadian Rob]

Hey Dave, why did'nt you punch Fez in his retarded face for dissing your wife today? I cant beleve you took that like you did. I duno, i know if some one was saying shit about my wife i'd knock em out, boss or not.

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave,

On your recommendation I've watched Layer Cake and Blood Simple and enjoyed them both. What other movies would ya recommend?


Have you seen all of the Coen Brothers' movies? Because if you have seen Blood Simply, you would like Miller's Crossing I think. And maybe Barton Fink. Also- And God Spoke. Oh and also I recommend Empire Strikes Back.

[East Side Dave]

Hi Dave, who are your favorite professional athletes in each sport,



Jason


Baseball- Don Mattingly. Football- Lawrence Taylor. Basketball- Drazen Petrovic. Tennis- John Macenroe. Golf- Lee Trevino. Bowling- Pete Weber. Connect Four- me.

[biggestmexi]

Dear Dave,

Why does Gvac have such a big ego and little penis? Also why are you so awesome?

Sincerely,
This guy.

[JerseyRich]

Hi David.

Meatball here.

Will you play me in Connect Four?

Richard~

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave,

Why does Gvac have such a big ego and little penis?



I haven't seen pictures of his penis so I really can't accurately comment; it may be a medical condition........or he could be related to me.....

[underdog]

Connect Four- me.

Ron is my favorite.

[TomS59]

Wow ESD actually comes in here and answers. He truly is a good kid.:drunk:

[Gvac]

Dear Dave -

Why are so many ronfez.net members (especially guys like biggestmexi) totally obsessed with me?

Do they go to bed at night thinking about me? That would be creepy.

Thanks,

G

[biggestmexi]

he could be related to me.....
SPECULATE!

[JerseyRich]

Dear Dave,

Gvac is sick. Do you think he has the Swine Flu?

I'm very worried.

Rich~

[biggestmexi]

Dear Dave -

Why are so many ronfez.net members (especially guys like biggestmexi) totally obsessed with me?

Do they go to bed at night thinking about me? That would be creepy.

Thanks,

G

WOULD EXACTLY.

as in not happening!

[East Side Dave]

Hi David.

Meatball here.

Will you play me in Connect Four?

Richard~



If you really want to get destroyed, Richard, then yes I will play you and dominate your Kevin Smith-Movie-Extra ass.

[JerseyRich]

If you really want to get destroyed, Richard, then yes I will play you and dominate your Kevin Smith-Movie-Extra ass.

It's on bitch!

[RhinoinMN]

Dear Dave -

Why are so many ronfez.net members (especially guys like biggestmexi) totally obsessed with me?

Do they go to bed at night thinking about me? That would be creepy.

Thanks,

G
Its proven that my wife does.

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave -

Why are so many ronfez.net members (especially guys like biggestmexi) totally obsessed with me?

Do they go to bed at night thinking about me? That would be creepy.

Thanks,

G


I know I go to bed thinking of you and your wide array of hats.

[Crispy123]

Dear Dave,

Why do you live your life only to mock Fez & destroy Rons witty banter? And is it true that only Mobsters & the mentally challenged live in NJ?

Yours in Christ,

Crispy

[TjM]

Dear Dave,

Why does crispy live his life only to mock you? And is it true that he wants to blow you?


Crispy

He ask a good question

[TjM]

Dave

Why has Paul Pierce been so underated?

[Canadian Rob]

Hey Dave, I have been wondering this for awhile and maybe you (or anyone elts) can help me out here. What is that audio clip "White people are so scared, of black people" from? LOL. Oh man, everytime I hear that Im die'n haha. So funny!

[spainlinx0]

Hey Dave, I have been wondering this for awhile and maybe you (or anyone elts) can help me out here. What is that audio clip "White people are so scared, of black people" from? LOL. Oh man, everytime I hear that Im die'n haha. So funny!

Ani DiFranco song called Subdivision.

[Canadian Rob]

Ani DiFranco song called Subdivision.

Wicked! thanks :D

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Dear Dave -

Do you have any old shit that you want to sell on ebay? I would liked a signed DVD, puppet, or jelly jar. I will pay big money....BIG money!!

Your pal,
F4P

[ANC]

Have you seen all of the Coen Brothers' movies? Because if you have seen Blood Simply, you would like Miller's Crossing I think. And maybe Barton Fink. Also- And God Spoke. Oh and also I recommend Empire Strikes Back.

I think I've seen most of the Cohen Brothers' movies:

Millers Crossing
Fargo
Barton Fink
Big Lebowski
Hudsucker Proxy
Burn After Reading

I'll give And God Spoke a shot, Thanks!

Empire Strikes Back :lol:

[JerseyRich]

Dear Dave,

Was his goal in life really just to be an echo?

Your pal,
Meatball.

[KingGeno]

Dear Dave:

1. Your top 5 video games ever?

2. Beer Can Chicken or Fresh Rack of "fall off the bone" Ribs?

3. Did you ever get that Indian Jones hat?

Sincerely,
Listener of Show: Geno from Philly

[Crispy123]

Dave

Why has Paul Pierce been so underated?

Paul Pierce is just rated like the rest of the losers on the Celtics.

Dear JFer,

Are the Magic going to win it all?

C123

[TjM]

Paul Pierce is just rated like the rest of the losers on the Celtics.

Dear JFer,

Are the Magic going to win it all?

C123

You mean the losers who won the championship last year? As for the Magic I hope so. Although I fear the NBA will not let Lebron lose

[TjM]

Dave

do you hate Red Head Racisim as much as me

I remember when Eve 6 became big before I shaved my head and grew my beard and my friends saying Oh hee looks like youuuuuu

[RhinoinMN]

I think I've seen most of the Cohen Brothers' movies:

Millers Crossing
Fargo
Barton Fink
Big Lebowski
Hudsucker Proxy
Burn After Reading

I'll give And God Spoke a shot, Thanks!

Empire Strikes Back :lol:


You forgot a biggie. Raising Arizona. O Brother where art thou.

[Gvac]

Hey Davey Red!

Wanna take a bet?

I'm trying like hell to quit smoking, but I love it so. I think it'll motivate me to have a competition of some sort.

How about I go 30 days without cigs and you go without booze for the same amount of time?

Of course this will be on the honor system.

You game?

[ToiletCrusher]

Hey Davey Red!

Wanna take a bet?

I'm trying like hell to quit smoking, but I love it so. I think it'll motivate me to have a competition of some sort.

How about I go 30 days without cigs and you go without booze for the same amount of time?

Of course this will be on the honor system.

You game?


I'm 10 days in to quitting. I have found myself drinking less as a result. It's nice.

[WampusCrandle]

I'm 10 days in to quitting. I have found myself drinking less as a result. It's nice.

Hope it all goes well, TC!


Davey,

I brought this up with a friend and said that Star Wars Trilogy (even the prequels) is really a massive father and son relationship story. My friend said Field of Dreams was. What do you think are the quintessential father and son films?

- WampusCrandle

[ToiletCrusher]

Hope it all goes well, TC!




Thanks. It's hard. But, I have had more energy in the last week and not waking up stuffy from smoking.

[WampusCrandle]

Thanks. It's hard. But, I have had more energy in the last week and not waking up stuffy from smoking.

It's good to hear that you are doing well! Keep it up, man!

[BlackSpider]

Why do you insist on saying "Digital Video Disc" instaed of DVD...?

[Contra]

I think I've seen most of the Cohen Brothers' movies:

Millers Crossing
Fargo
Barton Fink
Big Lebowski
Hudsucker Proxy
Burn After Reading

I'll give And God Spoke a shot, Thanks!

Empire Strikes Back :lol:

I didn't realize they made hudsucker proxy, awsome movie

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave:

1. Your top 5 video games ever?




Mike Tyson's Punch Out NES

Mario Kart Double Dash Gamecube

Mario World for Nintendo 64

Star Wars for Super Nintendo

Montezuma's Revenge for Apple 2-E

[East Side Dave]

I didn't realize they made hudsucker proxy, awsome movie


Well they DID!!!!!

[Gvac]

Mike Tyson's Punch Out NES

Mario Kart Double Dash Gamecube

Mario World for Nintendo 64

Star Wars for Super Nintendo

Montezuma's Revenge for Apple 2-E

I guess you never had Atari 2600, huh rich boy? :furious:

[East Side Dave]

Why do you insist on saying "Digital Video Disc" instaed of DVD...?

I'm proper.

[East Side Dave]

I guess you never had Atari 2600, huh rich boy? :furious:

Oh yes I did! Berserck and Pitfall, bitch!!!

[Gvac]

Oh yes I did! Berserck and Pitfall, bitch!!!

Atta boy!

You've restored my faith in you.

No love for Adventure though?

[biozombie]

Hey Dave,
All of this game talk had me thinking:

Was there any Atari game that had cooler sounds than Yars Revenge?

Your pal,
biozombie

[Suspect Chin]

Hey Dave, Can you remember a more dominant playoff performance by a single NBA player?

[East Side Dave]

Hey Dave,
All of this game talk had me thinking:

Was there any Atari game that had cooler sounds than Yars Revenge?

Your pal,
biozombie

Simply put----no! I just youtubed it to remember the sounds. That game and the sounds were cooler than cock! I'm gonna have to revise my list. Fuck you, Mario World!! Hello Yars Revenge, you lazer-shooting-insect-freak-of-beauty!!!!

[East Side Dave]

Hey Dave, Can you remember a more dominant playoff performance by a single NBA player?


He needed this. If they come back to win this series just change the team name to the Cleveland LeBron's and have that little puppet as their mascot.

[BrokenKnuckle]

Atta boy!

You've restored my faith in you.

No love for Adventure though?

Adventure was the best game on the 2600.

[Suspect Chin]

He needed this. If they come back to win this series just change the team name to the Cleveland LeBron's and have that little puppet as their mascot.

Have you seen this:

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He isn't leaving Cleveland.

[Gvac]

Adventure was the best game on the 2600.

You've got good horse sense.

[Gvac]

Hey Dave, Can you remember a more dominant playoff performance by a single NBA player?

Have we forgotten Kareem and Michael already???

[Suspect Chin]

Have we forgotten Kareem and Michael already???

Good choices too. I would argue that they had more of a surrounding cast than Lebron.

[hammersavage]

Dear David,

Who is cooler: Paul Newman or Steve McQueen?

[epo]

Dear David,

Who is cooler: Paul Newman or Steve McQueen?

Boy oh boy did you hammersavage that thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80252&highlight=cool)

[hammersavage]

Boy oh boy did you hammersavage that thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80252&highlight=cool)

Mr. Newman won you queen.

[epo]

Mr. Newman won you queen.

Actually other won, and we all know that other=Steve McQueen.

Nerd.

[hammersavage]

Actually other won, and we all know that other=Steve McQueen.

Nerd.

I think I got an other vote.

Peerless queen.

[epo]

I think I got an other vote.

Peerless queen.

Another vote for what? Losing? I see the margin getting wider.

[Shane Peterson]

if you could take over for any game show host, who would it be?

[ANC]

You forgot a biggie. Raising Arizona. O Brother where art thou.

Yup, seen those as well.. sorry i forgot to include them...

[East Side Dave]

if you could take over for any game show host, who would it be?


Family Feud!!! Get J. Peterman outta there already!!!!

[East Side Dave]

Dear David,

Who is cooler: Paul Newman or Steve McQueen?


Oh that's tough. I say Paul Newman cuz his lemonade is better!

[weekapaugjz]

hi dave,

i had a crazy dream about you and me this morning. you were in my home town and we were driving through the snow doing crazy doughnuts all over the road. then we crashed into a snow bank. when we got out of the car, we started doing lots of shots of jameson.

so the question is, will you come visit me next winter so i can fulfill my newly found fantasy?

your pal,
weeka

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Do you guys run "bits"on the show? Or is it ALL real?

[weav]

I like it better when Ron called you Davie Roundball.

Any chance we will get anymore Davie Red, or Guy Guyerson?

Ever thought of trying stand-up?

[East Side Dave]

Ever thought of trying stand-up?


I did! Turbotax, my friend!

[East Side Dave]

hi dave,

i had a crazy dream about you and me this morning. you were in my home town and we were driving through the snow doing crazy doughnuts all over the road. then we crashed into a snow bank. when we got out of the car, we started doing lots of shots of jameson.

so the question is, will you come visit me next winter so i can fulfill my newly found fantasy?

your pal,
weeka


YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paulisded]

Mr. McDonald,

Which era of Beatles Rock Band are you most excited to play?

[RhinoinMN]

Dear Dave,


What is the most challenging part of being a father?

[Hottub]

Dear dave,

I like to pair a hearty white with a grilled pork loin. Many people say red is the only way to go. I think the red overpowers the smokey goodness of the loin.
What say you?

Thanks,
Tub.

[BlackSpider]

Dave, why did you lie to Ron and say you average 7 posts a day...?


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[East Side Dave]

Mr. McDonald,

Which era of Beatles Rock Band are you most excited to play?


Abbey Road!! Octopus' Garden! They better have the great shitty song!

[East Side Dave]

Dave, why did you lie to Ron and say you average 7 posts a day...?


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I've been posting since 2002!!! I didn't say 7 posts a day for my career! I just said lately!! LATELY!!!!!

[East Side Dave]

Dear dave,

I like to pair a hearty white with a grilled pork loin. Many people say red is the only way to go. I think the red overpowers the smokey goodness of the loin.
What say you?

Thanks,
Tub.


Is this food we're talking about? It sounds a little gay to me.

[ChrisTheCop]

Dear Dave, Thank you for mentioning the errorless streak on air today.:clap::clap:

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave, Thank you for mentioning the errorless streak on air today.:clap::clap:


I know. Oh Jorge.....

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Dear ESD,

Are you the change we can believe in? I hope so.

F4P

[brettmojo]

Dear Dave...

Do you think you have a chance of finding Opie's money?

[East Side Dave]

Dear ESD,

Are you the change we can believe in? I hope so.

F4P


I know one thing.....my underwear isn't!!!!

:thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown::thumb down::thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I know one thing.....my underwear isn't!!!!

:thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown::thumb down::thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:
oh my god, it is going to be left up to gvac then. ugh.

[RhinoinMN]

Hey dave,


Beard or no Beard?

[spoon]

Dave,

What ever happened to your evil twin west side david?

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave...

Do you think you have a chance of finding Opie's money?


It is my destiny to win the money. And then I'm gonna buy a shit load of gum.

[Gvac]

Dave,

Should mikeyboy ban Fez for trolling?

[RhinoinMN]

Dave,

Do you dislike Chuckwagon too? That would be a shame.

[somebody66]

I was wondering if Dave has ever been asked to be a guest on another show? I have heard him on O&A and Special Delivery. Does working for SiriusXM tie you down in that regard? If somebody was to ask you to be a special guest on a stupid youtube show, if you wanted to could you do it? http://bit.ly/lRxDb Just wondering, thanks.

[bradleyjerome]

Hey Dave,

As a Giants fan, was there any game more painful than losing the 2002 NFC game to my beloved 49ers due to bad snaps and poor referee calls? Losing the Super Bowl to the Ravens had to suck, but blowouts don't hurt that bad, right?

To refresh your memory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snLSEy3g0Hc

[Liverspot]

Dave,

Any chance on getting together to have a couple Biers in Ashville next time you are there? I would be willing to make the 4 hour drive to buy a few.

[East Side Dave]

Hey dave,


Beard or no Beard?


Beard!

[East Side Dave]

Dave,

What ever happened to your evil twin west side david?

I ate him.

[East Side Dave]

I was wondering if Dave has ever been asked to be a guest on another show? I have heard him on O&A and Special Delivery. Does working for SiriusXM tie you down in that regard? If somebody was to ask you to be a special guest on a stupid youtube show, if you wanted to could you do it? http://bit.ly/lRxDb Just wondering, thanks.


Perhaps. It depends on who that somebody is, Somebody.

[spoon]

I ate him.

Wrong, he's crashing on my couch eating doritos. :devil2: Watch out.

[spoon]

http://www.bargainjohn.com/images/T000/T015CHorseAndDumpCart4.jpg

[East Side Dave]

http://www.bargainjohn.com/images/T000/T015CHorseAndDumpCart4.jpg


Turn that cart right side up....Yankee Wind Machine Blows Through the A.L.!!!

[3Setsof10]

Why are you still up??

[spoon]

Turn that cart right side up....Yankee Wind Machine Blows Through the A.L.!!!

Does this mean ur going to feed that horse "blazing saddle" brand beans?

You'll never get through the beast of the east, THE BLUE JAYS baby! Look out for household names like Scutaro, Lind and Rios! I won't even get into the big names in the rotation outside of Halladay!

[spoon]

Why are you still up??

2 babies under the age of 8 months silly. Scottishhhhhhh twins!

[ToiletCrusher]

Dave,

I am an Indians fan. Does that make me a bad person?

Or, does that make fans of New York baseball ignorant to the idea of people being fans of other teams that haven't won as many championships?

Thanks.

[hammersavage]

Oh that's tough. I say Paul Newman cuz his lemonade is better!

Dear epo,

Suck on this, nerd.

[hammersavage]

Dear Dave,

What position will you play at the annual RonFez.net softball game on June 20th?

[spoon]

Dear Dave,

What position will you play at the annual RonFez.net softball game on June 20th?

Are you kidding, he doesn't slum it with us any longer. He's too busy getting his ass licked by Gaz at "other" softball events. Uck, Gaz sucks sooo fucking bad.

[hammersavage]

Are you kidding, he doesn't slum it with us any longer. He's too busy getting his ass licked by Gaz at "other" softball events. Uck, Gaz sucks sooo fucking bad.

Then I'll put this on the table. Dave, if you show, I WILL lick your asshole.

On behalf of all of .net

[styckx]

Are you kidding, he doesn't slum it with us any longer. He's too busy getting his ass licked by Gaz at "other" softball events. Uck, Gaz sucks sooo fucking bad.

I bet you didn't know he used to be a mod on FBA.

[spoon]

I bet you didn't know he used to be a mod on FBA.

I only just recently figured it out when he posted in his high almighty style about how HE'D handle the esd haters and "negative" posters. FUCK HIM! Seriously, he makes Moe look less self-important every fucking day. Yet hey, he does know the key grip on every film that ever played on IFC and streams whatever movie Ron mentions so that makes him "hip". God damn, now I puked in my mouth.

[styckx]

I only just recently figured it out when he posted in his high almighty style about how HE'D handle the esd haters and "negative" posters. FUCK HIM! Seriously, he makes Moe look less self-important every fucking day. Yet hey, he does know the key grip on every film that ever played on IFC and streams whatever movie Ron mentions so that makes him "hip". God damn, now I puked in my mouth.

I actually was joking. He mentions it all the time. I saw him once giving suggestions on how to help things out here by suggesting something they used to do there as mods.

That's like a cat giving a dog advice on how to lick its own ass.

[spoon]

Then I'll put this on the table. Dave, if you show, I WILL lick your asshole.

On behalf of all of .net

NOOOoooooo! I would be happy if ronfez.net NEVER licks ass, but just is. We don't need any ass licking of ESD, he's an original peep here and should be somewhat loyal to the cause. It'd be nice to see him come around again, but he is a pop of two lil ones so losing a saturday is tough and understood.

[spoon]

I actually was joking. He mentions it all the time. I saw him once giving suggestions on how to help things out here by suggesting something they used to do there as mods.

That's like a cat giving a dog advice on how to lick its own ass.

Honestly, that may have been the thread I first realized it. Somehow I avoid most of his tripe, but when I do run into it.....fuck!

[styckx]

Honestly, that may have been the thread I first realized it. Somehow I avoid most of his tripe, but when I do run into it.....fuck!

That's the only one I caught myself. My usual rule of thumb is any post that is a paragraph in length, I at the maximum read the first, and last sentence of it and base my opinion off that. If I was wrong in my assumption. Write shorter posts.

[spoon]

That's the only one I caught myself. My usual rule of thumb is any post that is a paragraph in length, I at the maximum read the first, and last sentence of it and base my opinion off that. If I was wrong in my assumption. Write shorter posts.

I'd rather him just go back to FBA....ha!

[Caseyelan]

Dear Dave,

What position will you play at the annual RonFez.net softball game on June 20th?

I really want to go to the game this year. REALLY BAD. I love playing softball as I am a butch dyke.

HOWEVER, dave's bro from cali is in town and we will prob end up going over there as he is rarely around.

If something changes... you best believe I will be there... WITH CLEATS!

[djanallightbulb]

Hey Dave,

How do you remove perspiration stains from a garment?

[TjM]

Hey Dave,

How do you remove perspiration stains from a garment?

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4391/clubsodakenny.jpg

[Turd Fergusson]

Dear Dave,

Why are you still making slave wages when you are such an important part of the show? Why you aren't making six figures in that company is a God-damned crime. It's time to take the bull by the horns and get a salary you deserve. I seriously get pissed off when I hear reference to how little you are paid.

[TjM]

Dear Dave,

Why are you still making slave wages when you are such an important part of the show? Why you aren't making six figures in that company is a God-damned crime. It's time to take the bull by the horns and get a salary you deserve. I seriously get pissed off when I hear reference to how little you are paid.

Take the bull by the horns? You mean bull dog the suits and get fired?

[WampusCrandle]

Dear Dave,
What sport would you like your son to play more than anything else?

WampusCrandle

[drjoek]

Dear Dave,

Why are you still making slave wages when you are such an important part of the show? Why you aren't making six figures in that company is a God-damned crime. It's time to take the bull by the horns and get a salary you deserve. I seriously get pissed off when I hear reference to how little you are paid.

1 they havent made reference to what he gets paid
2 the radio business is a constricting job and thet arent going to be throwing money at anybody
3 the job is what it is just because we love Dave doesnt mean the suits are going to pay him more than the job is budgeted for

[Fagpunzel1]

Hey ESD,

Yesterday when Fagpunzel threw out his 'one for the ladies' epic fail about Phyllis Diller, Joan Rivers and Ellen weren't you thinking the same thing I was...

That he doesn't know comedy and he never even gets the jist of anything Ron is trying to do with bits.

And that he's highly overpaid.

And that he stops the flow of the show on at least 12 occasions a day.

And that he should just stop putting us through the misery of listening to him while we try to enjoy the greatness that is you and Ron doing radio.

A quick yes or no answer will do.

:king:

[Fagpunzel1]

1 they havent made reference to what he gets paid
2 the radio business is a constricting job and thet arent going to be throwing money at anybody
3 the job is what it is just because we love Dave doesnt mean the suits are going to pay him more than the job is budgeted for


Yes they have. Stop acting like you know everything about the show and how the radio business works.

You don't. And you just let everyone know that fact.

ESD deserves half of Fagpunzel's check every week.

[TjM]

Edit: Why bother

[drjoek]

Yes they have. Stop acting like you know everything about the show and how the radio business worls.

You don't. And you just let everyone know that fact.

ESD deserves half of Fagpunzel's check every week.

Oh I see you are free to have an opinion and Im not
Sorry

[Turd Fergusson]

1 they havent made reference to what he gets paid
2 the radio business is a constricting job and thet arent going to be throwing money at anybody
3 the job is what it is just because we love Dave doesnt mean the suits are going to pay him more than the job is budgeted for

I take you don't listen to the show?

[drjoek]

I take you don't listen to the show?

I havent missed a show in ~ 4 years

[drjoek]

I take you don't listen to the show?

Dave gripes about his financial situation they havent addressed what he makes
The radio info I will stand by
Dave has approached the suits for more money and a consistent show he was rebuked

[yojimbo7248]

Dear Dave,
Is it a bit when says Ron not being happy with you as a producer on the air? After the show is over, does he give you a high five and say tell you that you are the best producer in radio?

[Suspect Chin]

Dave gripes about his financial situation they havent addressed what he makes
The radio info I will stand by

Actually he said earlier this week that he makes about $1000 every two weeks.

[drjoek]

Actually he said earlier this week that he makes about $1000 every two weeks.

Which is likely take home He has eluded to the fact that he makes ~ 35-40 grand which sounds about right for a producer who has worked there for 3 years. Is he underpaid certainly. Is it going to change, not likely

[yojimbo7248]

Dear Dave,
Have you ever disagreed with Ron on the air?

[Turd Fergusson]

Actually he said earlier this week that he makes about $1000 every two weeks.

They also used to have a bit about "Earl the $60,000 intern"; making Earl's salary out to be the pinnacle of what non-Ron/Fez salaries are. Even if Dave was making that, I'd still consider him underpaid. The fact that he aspires to have that salary makes him GREATLY underpaid.

[Suspect Chin]

Which is likely take home He has eluded to the fact that he makes ~ 35-40 grand which sounds about right for a producer who has worked there for 3 years. Is he underpaid certainly. Is it going to change, not likely

Until his status changes in the eyes of the suits from 'producer' to 'talent', you are right.

[sink]

Until his status changes in the eyes of the suits from 'producer' to 'talent', you are right.

Dear Dave,

Are you more of a tits or ass man?

[djanallightbulb]

Dearest Davey Mac,

SCAB SCAB SCAB. Scab on me!

Fucktwat

[Evolved]

Hey Dave,

I've been out of work for a few months now and am looking for a new line of work as I've grown tired of the golf business. Since you seems to have your hands full with your two kids, can I have your job?

[spoon]

I havent missed a show in ~ 4 years

LOSER! (hottub style)


Keep ur hands away from my fangs bitch!

:wink:

[spoon]

Actually he said earlier this week that he makes about $1000 every two weeks.

They also used to have a bit about "Earl the $60,000 intern"; making Earl's salary out to be the pinnacle of what non-Ron/Fez salaries are. Even if Dave was making that, I'd still consider him underpaid. The fact that he aspires to have that salary makes him GREATLY underpaid.

Wow, either one isn't good....especially the first post. Come the fuck on XM, at least man up to a working NYC salary for the fucking kid.

[toolshed]

David,

What score will I get on my LSAT on Monday?

Your friend in Florida,

TS

[East Side Dave]

Dave,

I am an Indians fan. Does that make me a bad person?

Or, does that make fans of New York baseball ignorant to the idea of people being fans of other teams that haven't won as many championships?

Thanks.



You're not a bad person. You're Kenny Cleveland, that's all. You root for the Indians all you want. Even though you most likey will never win a World Series unless Corbin Bernson plays third for you.

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave,

What position will you play at the annual RonFez.net softball game on June 20th?


If I can attend I'd like to play shortstop, left-center, and/or third base. Incidentally, why did the original players of softball ever agree to calling it softball? It sounds like pussy ball to me.

[hammersavage]

Dear Dave,

Are you more of a tits or ass man?

Haaaavvvvvveee you seen Casey?

I really want to go to the game this year. REALLY BAD. I love playing softball as I am a butch dyke.

HOWEVER, dave's bro from cali is in town and we will prob end up going over there as he is rarely around.

If something changes... you best believe I will be there... WITH CLEATS!

Ah, bad timing. But understandable. I've seen pics of your and you hubby's softball skills and they would be dominate.

[spoon]

You're not a bad person. You're Kenny Cleveland, that's all. You root for the Indians all you want. Even though you most likey will never win a World Series unless Corbin Bernson plays third for you.

http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20070925/465_majorleague.jpg

Strike this motherfucker out!

[East Side Dave]

Hey Dave,

How do you remove perspiration stains from a garment?

I don't, buddy. That's why when I'm wearing a black shirt it looks like I have two cue balls under my arms.

[ANC]

I don't, buddy. That's why when I'm wearing a black shirt it looks like I have two cue balls under my arms.

:lol:

[Freitag]

Hey Dave -

Wegman's or Stew Leonard's?

[East Side Dave]

Hey Dave -

Wegman's or Stew Leonard's?


I like the Wegman's because I was afraid of animatronics (stew leonard's) when I was kid. I thought they would kill me if I turned my back on them.

[Freitag]

I like the Wegman's because I was afraid of animatronics (stew leonard's) when I was kid. I thought they would kill me if I turned my back on them.

You know that the hall of presidents at Disney has in fact killed someone, right?

[Serpico1103]

Dave,
Nice job today. "Lose our number, call Outq." "Keep it in the packaging and put it on your mantle."
Will you continue to back Ron up?

[spoon]

ESD, When will Vincente Padilla finally put that money grubbing douche "Tex" out of his fat-faced misery?

http://buffalonews.typepad.com/insidepitch/images/2007/09/17/brawli_3.jpg

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2008/0806/a_lgolfcart_0630.jpg

[Suspect Chin]

ESD, When will Vincente Padilla finally put that money grubbing douche "Tex" out of his fat-faced misery?


I'd be pissed if I was the guy the other team decided to retaliate against. But it is entertaining to watch.

[spoon]

I'd be pissed if I was the guy the other team decided to retaliate against. But it is entertaining to watch.

Just tell Tex he can spit out the acorns he's storing in his fucking cheeks. Winter is over u mlb whore.