I fucked a dead chick

[topless_mike]

Well, she wasnt dead at the time.

This chick that I used to do on the reg now is. Just found out over the weekend that she ended up finally OD'ng. Last time I talked to/saw here was back in '96. She was a massive pot head back then, and coke occasionally. She was constantly high, which made her fun in the sack, but yet so un-attractive at the same time. Like, she couldnt function if she wasnt high.

I finally stopped talking to her because I couldnt take it anymore. I mean, we werent dating, it was more of a booty call 1-2 times a week, sometimes more.

Oh well. Whatever. Life goes on, right?

[hammersavage]

Oh well. Whatever. Life goes on, right?

Not for her, no

[disneyspy]

bragger

[MisterSmith]

I am sorry to hear that dude. I have had a person that I used to "date" die unexpectedly, and the feeling is really hard to explain. For me it was a kind of melancholy or sadness that is somehow detached at the same time because the connection we had was fun, but was ultimately rather shallow and impermanent. :sad:




However, it might also be your creepy sig gif that is making me feel bad. Seriously creepy.

[Contra]

Not for her, no

FACE!

[beachbum]

The actual topic of this thread is way less interesting than the title.



I think things like this are weird to us because we are at the age where we start to realize our own mortality.













Still would have been a better thread if you had actually fucked a dead girl.

[hurlmon]

She was constantly high

guess that explains wht she was sleeping with you.





sorry... don't even know you, but it was just hanging there so I had to take the swing.

[BlackSpider]

I thought you were talking about my X...

[Kublakhan61]

I thought the swerve would have involved patchouli and a tie-dye negligee.

[ScottFromGA]

I am sorry to hear that dude. I have had a person that I used to "date" die unexpectedly, and the feeling is really hard to explain. For me it was a kind of melancholy or sadness that is somehow detached at the same time because the connection we had was fun, but was ultimately rather shallow and impermanent. :sad:




However, it might also be your creepy sig gif that is making me feel bad. Seriously creepy.

creepy meaning slightly aroused?

[brettmojo]

Well, she wasnt dead at the time.
That's where I bailed.

[razorboy]

That's where I bailed.

By bailed, do you mean jizzed?

[SatCam]

I fucked a chick at a dead concert

[Crispy123]

Well, she wasnt dead at the time.

This chick that I used to do on the reg now is. Just found out over the weekend that she ended up finally OD'ng. Last time I talked to/saw here was back in '96. She was a massive pot head back then, and coke occasionally. She was constantly high, which made her fun in the sack, but yet so un-attractive at the same time. Like, she couldnt function if she wasnt high.

I finally stopped talking to her because I couldnt take it anymore. I mean, we werent dating, it was more of a booty call 1-2 times a week, sometimes more.

Oh well. Whatever. Life goes on, right?

I miss Bea Arthur too. RIP you sweet pothead cokewhore...

http://blogs.tampabay.com/.a/6a00d83451b05569e201156f5c671d970c-800wi

[dickydean]

A friend of mine had a viagra heart attack and checked out on top of his daughters best friend(adult of course) he was a big guy and she couldn't get him off(no pun intended)She was upset for a long time.

[disneyspy]

at least he went out with a bang

[SatCam]

thank god this thread isnt about mike tyson's daughter

[hatonmyhead]

thank god this thread isnt about mike tyson's daughter

Yeah, that would be awkward.

[denko]

A friend of mine had a viagra heart attack and checked out on top of his daughters best friend(adult of course) he was a big guy and she couldn't get him off(no pun intended)She was upset for a long time.

i think i'd be upset for a while too if a fat guy died with his dick in me, for a number of reasons...

[Earlshog]

Yeah, that would be awkward.

awkward or hot?

[KingModem]

Misleading thread titles are cummy and bullshit.

[MC Pee Pants]

Haven't we all?

[KnoxHarrington]

http://www.nndb.com/people/216/000084961/ed-gein.jpg

Also thinks this thread is bullshit

[PapaBear]

I've fucked several Dead chicks. It's OK, but the patchouli gets a bit annoying.

[topless_mike]

duh, im a putz
i forgot to put my question in here.

the whole point of this was, now that she's gone, should i remove her from my spank bank? is it creepy to think of a dead chick while jackin, but she's alive for all intents and purposes?

[newport king]

hmmm. interesting. should she be in your spankbank? i thought you said she was un-attractive. do u enjoy beating to sub-par chicks? or am i misunderstanding you original post?

[TjM]

hmmm. interesting. should she be in your spankbank? i thought you said she was un-attractive. do u enjoy beating to sub-par chicks? or am i misunderstanding you original post?

I think he meant that when she was wasted it was unattractive personality wise

[topless_mike]

hmmm. interesting. should she be in your spankbank? i thought you said she was un-attractive. do u enjoy beating to sub-par chicks? or am i misunderstanding you original post?

she was aiiight. not quite a home run, but definately worth a look. when she was loaded, it was unattractive and a turn off.

[CountryBob]

No dude - keep her in the spank bank. That's a whole new angle of perversion.

[SouthSideJohnny]

now that she's gone, should i remove her from my spank bank?

Remove, or move up in the line-up?

[denko]

now that she's gone, should i remove her from my spank bank? is it creepy to think of a dead chick while jackin, but she's alive for all intents and purposes?


no way, even if she's dead when you think of her.... its no holds barred in the spank bank.

[MacVittie]

I wonder if the dog that dave fucked is still alive.