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RhinoinMN
05-29-2009, 12:43 PM
I think Katja is on her way back to the homeland of kraut, schnitzel, and bier for an extended vacation.

Have a great time. Your posting will be missed.

Via con dios.








(Bring me back some sauerbraten )

ANC
05-29-2009, 12:45 PM
Have a great time ya Aryan broad you! :wink:

JerseyRich
05-29-2009, 12:48 PM
She left her car in front of my house here...So if you guys want, we can do a "What's in Katja's Car?" each day for the next 3 weeks!

CountryBob
05-29-2009, 12:48 PM
What - she cant post in Germany?

RhinoinMN
05-29-2009, 12:49 PM
What - she cant post in Germany?

She can, but she said it would be very limited. Can't we wish her a safe trip? Jesus!

WampusCrandle
05-29-2009, 12:50 PM
Damn, and I was just getting over the whole age thing .... :glurps:

ANC
05-29-2009, 12:52 PM
She left her car in front of my house here...So if you guys want, we can do a "What's in Katja's Car?" each day for the next 3 weeks!

:laugh:

NateCantDance
05-29-2009, 12:52 PM
She left her car in front of my house here...So if you guys want, we can do a "What's in Katja's Car?" each day for the next 3 weeks!

A shovel, some rope, a ball gag, chloroform, and a studded collar?

hammersavage
05-29-2009, 12:54 PM
She left her car in front of my house here...So if you guys want, we can do a "What's in Katja's Car?" each day for the next 3 weeks!

How many days will your penis be the answer?

KatPw
05-29-2009, 12:54 PM
Have a great time seeing your family Katja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you and Lukas have safe travel. I'll miss you. Remember to keep a lookout for wacky German sex toys! :laugh:

JerseyRich
05-29-2009, 12:54 PM
:laugh:

A shovel, some rope, a ball gag, chloroform, and a studded collar?

Remember she has a 4 year old son...so it will most likely be much more Rated G than that.

I can take a picture of one item per day if you like. Let's get some fun out of her parking her German Hunk of Junk outside my house.

ToiletCrusher
05-29-2009, 12:54 PM
She left her car in front of my house here...So if you guys want, we can do a "What's in Katja's Car?" each day for the next 3 weeks!

Road maps!!!!

anyone got this reference?

JerseyRich
05-29-2009, 12:55 PM
Road maps!!!!

anyone got this reference?

UHF!

Jujubees2
05-29-2009, 12:55 PM
Bon Voyagie!

ToiletCrusher
05-29-2009, 12:56 PM
UHF!

You sir win wings from Duff's when I come down your way soon.

NateCantDance
05-29-2009, 12:56 PM
Remember she has a 4 year old son...so it will most likely be much more Rated G than that.



A plastic shovel, a jump rope, a pacifier, some Vick's Nyquil, and a studded collar?

RhinoinMN
05-29-2009, 12:59 PM
A shovel, some rope, a ball gag, chloroform, and a studded collar?

A bag of lime.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
05-29-2009, 12:59 PM
Du bist ein shatz. Ich Liebe Dich.

JerseyRich
05-29-2009, 01:00 PM
Ok just went outside and took a picture of the only thing sitting on the front passenger seat.

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4586/138/76/514676204/n514676204_2373951_525080.jpg

She has good musical tastes for a German broad.

RhinoinMN
05-29-2009, 01:00 PM
A plastic shovel, a jump rope, a pacifier, some Vick's Nyquil, and a studded collar?

vapo rub.

hammersavage
05-29-2009, 01:01 PM
Ok just went outside and took a picture of the only thing sitting on the front passenger seat.

Take a poop in there. Then blame it on the neighborhood.

ToiletCrusher
05-29-2009, 01:02 PM
Take a poop in there. Then blame it on the neighborhood.

Germans love scat.

JerseyRich
05-29-2009, 01:02 PM
Take a poop in there. Then blame it on the neighborhood.

I think her son did before he got out.

Marc with a c
05-29-2009, 01:05 PM
i hope she gets some uncut euro cock so we can all stop hearing about her empty vagina.

Lady Resin
05-29-2009, 01:07 PM
Haben Sie eine sichere Reise. Ich hoffe, dass Sie und die Familie eine große Zeit haben!

NateCantDance
05-29-2009, 01:12 PM
vapo rub.

That's dirty.

Dude!
05-29-2009, 01:24 PM
i hope she gets some uncut euro cock so we can all stop hearing about her empty vagina.

those things are nasty

mikeyboy
05-29-2009, 01:27 PM
She got deported? It was only a matter of time.

Contra
05-29-2009, 01:34 PM
Safe travels and good times wished to her and lukas. Hope her family offers to watch him so she can go out and get laid!

drjoek
05-29-2009, 01:42 PM
Gonna miss her here

Dougie Brootal
05-29-2009, 01:46 PM
i dont know about you guys but im starting to think maybe shes not from around here...






seeya katja!

zildjian361
05-29-2009, 01:51 PM
:bye::down::smoke::drunk:

BlackSpider
05-29-2009, 01:52 PM
What - she cant post in Germany?



This is her mom's laptop...



I think my mom owns one of these


http://www.the-technologist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ancient-computer.jpg.

Aggie
05-29-2009, 01:53 PM
:glurps:

Dude!
05-29-2009, 01:54 PM
i heard she has a
summer job
at a Zyklon B factory
in the Ruhr

Furtherman
05-29-2009, 01:54 PM
Have a safe trip!

PerryWinkle
05-29-2009, 01:59 PM
I never knew she was from Germany

I learn something new everyday

drjoek
05-29-2009, 02:00 PM
Well now we can catch up with our post counts.
She was climbing the charts with a bullet.

Gvac
05-29-2009, 02:34 PM
One less old broad around to nag me.

Good riddance, I say!

britneypablo
05-29-2009, 02:38 PM
Ok just went outside and took a picture of the only thing sitting on the front passenger seat.

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4586/138/76/514676204/n514676204_2373951_525080.jpg

She has good musical tastes for a German broad.

<font color="deeppink"> oh jeez she left that right in the front seat...we are looking at break in lure here....bearded criminals everywhere drool over things like this


;)



DONT GO KATJA COME TO NC AND LIVE OUT THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WITH ME BC I <3 YOU

zildjian361
05-29-2009, 02:49 PM
with Kat gone for awhile, which one of our lovely board ladies can return to posting:wink: KTB ReillyLuck Aggie

mikeyboy
05-29-2009, 02:50 PM
Aggie's back already.

britneypablo
05-29-2009, 02:50 PM
with Kat gone for awhile, which one of our lovely board ladies can return to posting:wink: KTB ReillyLuck Aggie

<font color="deeppink"> many could try to fill her shoes, but can they fill the void in my lesbian heart when she is not here.....can they fill that i say!

Contra
05-29-2009, 02:55 PM
BC you what?

BlackSpider
05-29-2009, 02:56 PM
BC you what?

She less-than-threes her...

jennysmurf
05-29-2009, 02:57 PM
She less-than-threes her...


:laugh:

Stankfoot
05-29-2009, 03:01 PM
Remember she has a 4 year old son...so it will most likely be much more Rated G than that.

I can take a picture of one item per day if you like. Let's get some fun out of her parking her German Hunk of Junk outside my house.

Is the back seat full of Happy Meal boxes?

Contra
05-29-2009, 03:01 PM
<font color="deeppink"> many could try to fill her shoes, but can they fill the void in my lesbian heart when she is not here.....can they fill that i say!

If you pretend I have a pussy I'll give it a try

britneypablo
05-29-2009, 03:02 PM
If you pretend I have a pussy I'll give it a try

<font color="deeppink"> have i told u your the best lately?

britneypablo
05-29-2009, 03:04 PM
She less-than-threes her...

BC you what?

<font color="deeppink"> i less than 3 you guys too but just not in the same way

SatCam
05-29-2009, 03:13 PM
I'll fill her shoes............................................. ..with my cock!

styckx
05-29-2009, 03:14 PM
HillaryTheGreat

grlNIN
05-29-2009, 03:15 PM
Really?

TheGameHHH
05-29-2009, 03:15 PM
where'd she go? i got an important life to lead, i cant be bothered reading every thread

mikeyboy
05-29-2009, 03:15 PM
Paige

Gmann
05-29-2009, 03:34 PM
Where the hell have Reiley and Misti been ??

disneyspy
05-29-2009, 03:36 PM
bulldogcakes

Tenbatsuzen
05-29-2009, 03:36 PM
Aggie's back already.

more interested in the front, though

Tenbatsuzen
05-29-2009, 03:37 PM
Where the hell have Reiley and Misti been ??

Reilly is around, she just isn't coming back here.

Foster
05-29-2009, 03:37 PM
Paige

will Paige be able to find the hidden hurt in my Bomb Shelter posts?

I think not :thumbdown:

Stalker Patti
05-29-2009, 03:37 PM
Hey there, I wish Katja a great trip. If she can swing a laptop, she can be anywhere in the World and still have the ability, through the magic of the INTERNET to access Paltalk and stay in touch!There ya go! Enjoy your vacation!

Dude!
05-29-2009, 03:39 PM
Reilly is around, she just isn't coming back here.

why not?

she was very nice to me
when i was new here

and she had a kick-ass
mario brothers avatar
for a couple of days

i would like to have that

disneyspy
05-29-2009, 03:39 PM
katja has small feet,i bet kipster could fill her shoes

Foster
05-29-2009, 03:41 PM
do think she'll take any pictures of her trip?

Foster
05-29-2009, 03:44 PM
katja has small feet,i bet kipster could fill her shoes

she likes people to think she has small feet, but I remember when we all went bowling she had to exchange her shoes like three times because they were too tight.

disneyspy
05-29-2009, 03:48 PM
She left her car in front of my house here...So if you guys want, we can do a "What's in Katja's Car?" each day for the next 3 weeks!
i guess i hate your guts,a wow sticker,and a slinky
she likes people to think she has small feet, but I remember when we all went bowling she had to exchange her shoes like three times because they were too tight.

thats what she said

JerseyRich
05-29-2009, 03:53 PM
i guess i hate your guts,a wow sticker,and a slinky


Wow Sticker...check.
The other two I will have to dig around a little more for.

So far there are a bunch of little action figures floating about...

And the overwhelming stench of child.

Foster
05-29-2009, 03:56 PM
Wow Sticker...check.
The other two I will have to dig around a little more for.

So far there are a bunch of little action figures floating about...

And the overwhelming stench of child.

if she left you the keys, maybe you can bring it to the softball game

this way we can all leave welcome back messages for her

BlackSpider
05-29-2009, 03:58 PM
if she left you the keys, maybe you can bring it to the softball game

this way we can all leave welcome back messages for her

Why don't we set up a PayPal account for donations,
and pimp her ride while she's gone...

Gvac
05-29-2009, 03:59 PM
Why don't we set up a PayPal account for donations,
and pimp her ride while she's gone...

That'll be the bitchinest Jetta Wagon EVER!!!

JerseyRich
05-29-2009, 04:01 PM
if she left you the keys, maybe you can bring it to the softball game

this way we can all leave welcome back messages for her

Just a few more over-the-phone stick-shift driving lessons from Gvac and I might make it to the softball game!

Foster
05-29-2009, 04:01 PM
Why don't we set up a PayPal account for donations,
and pimp her ride while she's gone...

didn't she say she needed a Tranny in a big way?

BlackSpider
05-29-2009, 04:03 PM
didn't she say she needed a Tranny in a big way?

Worthless without pics...

Farmer Dave
05-29-2009, 04:08 PM
Safe trip, but one can never truely go back, or is it go home.<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EbkowHt45yg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EbkowHt45yg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

britneypablo
05-29-2009, 04:09 PM
Worthless without pics...

<font color="deeppink"> what is it with u and demanding everyones pics

Gvac
05-29-2009, 04:09 PM
Just a few more over-the-phone stick-shift driving lessons from Gvac and I might make it to the softball game!

Fuck it...just take it out for a spin!

Learn on the fly!

JerseyRich
05-29-2009, 04:14 PM
Fuck it...just take it out for a spin!

Learn on the fly!


I'm afraid the neighbors are going to look at me funny...with that Nazi flag flying on the antenna.

britneypablo
05-29-2009, 04:15 PM
I'm afraid the neighbors are going to look at me funny...with that Nazi flag flying on the antenna.

<font color="deeppink"> see thats why i love her, we have the same social views

disneyspy
05-29-2009, 04:16 PM
I'm afraid the neighbors are going to look at me funny...with that Nazi flag flying on the antenna.

how bout that bumper sticker that says " i dont brake for jews"

Gvac
05-29-2009, 04:17 PM
<font color="deeppink"> see thats why i love her, we have the same social views

Hmmm....

http://blog.themonastery.org/uploaded_images/Nazi-Confederates2-copy-799383.jpg

zildjian361
05-29-2009, 04:22 PM
Gvac we gotta talk :smile:

Gmann
05-29-2009, 04:22 PM
Reilly is around, she just isn't coming back here.

This saddens me

red_red_red
05-29-2009, 04:25 PM
She got deported? It was only a matter of time.
it was that terrorist vag, gitmo wasn't an option cuz it's too small for a vag like that

















:D have a great summer you!!

PerryWinkle
05-29-2009, 04:31 PM
how bout that bumper sticker that says " i dont brake for jews"

Or the other one that says "My other car is a panzer"

britneypablo
05-29-2009, 04:32 PM
Hmmm....

http://blog.themonastery.org/uploaded_images/Nazi-Confederates2-copy-799383.jpg

<font color="deeppink"> love the new av by the way

Gvac
05-29-2009, 04:33 PM
<font color="deeppink"> love the new av by the way

http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg

zildjian361
05-29-2009, 05:23 PM
:blink:http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg

zildjian361
05-29-2009, 05:24 PM
later

hammersavage
05-29-2009, 07:30 PM
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs057.snc1/4513_1126872542329_1542653461_304437_899698_n.jpg

She's taking Lufthansa. Hopefully not out of Idewild with Frenchy working the gate.

Lady Resin
05-29-2009, 07:44 PM
Where the hell have Reiley and Misti been ??

I miss Reilly. She set me up here when I couldn't use my real name.:down:

A.J.
05-30-2009, 04:25 AM
What - she cant post in Germany?

I think they're still using these.

http://www.technology.niagarac.on.ca/staff/mcsele/images/enigma.jpg

~Katja~
05-31-2009, 02:14 AM
I have the internetz here.... I won't be posting much but don't think I am not keeping my eye on you guys! (looking at YOU gvac!!!:wub:)
do think she'll take any pictures of her trip?
not too many hehe
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs017.snc1/4513_1127358274472_1542653461_305927_1716625_n.jpg

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4513/227/10/1542653461/n1542653461_305939_5557813.jpg

Wow Sticker...check.
The other two I will have to dig around a little more for.

So far there are a bunch of little action figures floating about...

And the overwhelming stench of child.

check the trunk, he is still in there

I am not sure why I thought leaving my car in front of Rich's house would be a good idea... should have known that all men cannot be trusted :dry:

BlackSpider
05-31-2009, 04:14 AM
Glad to see you made it there safely.
That is one tiny plane...

Gvac
05-31-2009, 04:16 AM
What year is it there?

Any chance of you staying?

~Katja~
05-31-2009, 05:14 AM
Glad to see you made it there safely.
That is one tiny plane...
that was the second flight to Leipzig... Lukas was quite happy cause he wanted a smaller plane and he got to sit by the window

What year is it there?

Any chance of you staying?
I might just do that... seeing your hostility and all

BlackSpider
05-31-2009, 05:18 AM
I might just do that... seeing your hostility and all

He's just trying to mask the pain of missing you...

Gvac
05-31-2009, 05:19 AM
He's just trying to mask the pain of missing you...

SHUT UP!

I HATE YOU! :glurps:

Foster
05-31-2009, 05:19 AM
that was the second flight to Leipzig... Lukas was quite happy cause he wanted a smaller plane and he got to sit by the window


I might just do that... seeing your hostility and all

hows the weather over there?

what time is it there?

did you see anything cool yet?

did you get me anything?

Gvac
05-31-2009, 05:21 AM
hows the weather over there?


She said it's 20 degrees!

Freezing her ass off I bet!

BlackSpider
05-31-2009, 05:23 AM
I want one of these...


http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Alpinehorn.jpg

Gvac
05-31-2009, 05:24 AM
I want one of these...

http://www.environmentaltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/JealousGermanGirl.jpg

Foster
05-31-2009, 05:24 AM
She said it's 20 degrees!

Freezing her ass off I bet!

she might mean Celsius,

which is 68 degrees Fahrenheit

Gvac
05-31-2009, 05:25 AM
she might mean Celsius,

which is 68 degrees Fahrenheit

Thanks, Mr. RuinTheBit guy. :furious:

BlackSpider
05-31-2009, 05:27 AM
I want one of these...

http://www.environmentaltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/JealousGermanGirl.jpg

I didn't know they had "those" over there.
I changed my mind.
I really just wanted to see her try to take that horn on the little plane...

Foster
05-31-2009, 05:28 AM
I want one of these...

http://www.environmentaltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/JealousGermanGirl.jpg

yeah they look good,

bring all three back and we'll decide who gets what

(the blond is mine and I will get violent)

A.J.
05-31-2009, 05:49 AM
I want one of these.

http://thebiobuilder.com/BioBuilderPro/d/17316-2/KinderEgg.jpg

PerryWinkle
05-31-2009, 05:55 AM
I want one of these...

http://www.environmentaltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/JealousGermanGirl.jpg

Wow, look at how big those mugs are!

BlackSpider
05-31-2009, 05:57 AM
I was looking at their tits...

west milly Tom
05-31-2009, 06:25 AM
Auf Wiedersehen vorläufig, werden Sie verpasst werden. Bleiben Sie von unheimlichen Schlägen beanspruchend fern, Direktoren zu sein.

~Katja~
05-31-2009, 09:27 AM
Auf Wiedersehen vorläufig, werden Sie verpasst werden. Bleiben Sie von unheimlichen Schlägen beanspruchend fern, Direktoren zu sein.
oh babelfish blows, that is some amazing mambo jumbo... my half drunk ass got a real kick out of it...


today is my mom's b-day....we are having a party

by the end of this trip I might actually be able to use this damn keyboard without typingt a z when I want a y

boosterp
05-31-2009, 09:29 AM
oh babelfish blows, that is some amazing mambo jumbo... my half drunk ass got a real kick out of it...


today is my mom's b-day....we are having a party

by the end of this trip I might actually be able to use this damn keyboard without typingt a z when I want a y

Hey lady! :bye:

JerseyRich
05-31-2009, 09:32 AM
Hey Kat! Took your car joyriding last night...hope you don't mind! I'll explain all the spilled liquids and dents when you get back. :)

BlackSpider
05-31-2009, 09:40 AM
Hey Kat! Took your car joyriding last night...hope you don't mind! I'll explain all the spilled liquids and dents when you get back. :)

Thanks for picking up me and Gvac.
That was fun.
I can't believe the way that car handles in a cornfeild...

Foster
05-31-2009, 09:43 AM
Thanks for picking up me and Gvac.
That was fun.
I can't believe the way that car handles in a cornfeild...

you three on a joy ride,
now I know where the fluids came from

BlackSpider
05-31-2009, 09:45 AM
you three on a joy ride,
now I know where the fluids came from

Yup, it's true...


Yo Doc!

Last weekend at a BBQ one of my buddies brought up that he knows he's getting old because he doesn't wake up with a hard on every morning like he used to. All the other guys laughed and agreed.

Well, I still do. EVERY morning. They didn't believe me but I have no reason to lie.

I'm also just as horny as I was when I was 17, and prefer ejaculating 3 times a day, whether I have a chick or not.

Is this normal for a man in his 40's?

I'm being serious. Why do I have such a high libido when it seems to be waning in the other guys my age?

Am I a sex maniac?

Any advice/help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

Foster
05-31-2009, 09:51 AM
Yup, it's true...

and Dr. Steve responded by saying "go for a joyride in a german chick's car with two other horny old farts"?

JerseyRich
05-31-2009, 09:56 AM
and Dr. Steve responded by saying "go for a joyride in a german chick's car with two other horny old farts"?

fucker...I'm not old!

Foster
05-31-2009, 09:58 AM
fucker...I'm not old!

your right, compared to those two anyway

BlackSpider
05-31-2009, 09:59 AM
fucker...I'm not old!

Not in "man years",
But in "woman years" you're like a hundred...

cougarjake13
05-31-2009, 01:52 PM
have fun katja and family

cougarjake13
05-31-2009, 01:52 PM
I want one of these...

http://www.environmentaltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/JealousGermanGirl.jpg

i dont know what i want more

~Katja~
06-01-2009, 01:26 AM
fucker...I'm not old!

:laugh::lol: right



joyride all you want... I am hoping for that detailing job mentioned earlier

Today is Kindertag... or World Children's Day... it seems to be turning into a nice sunny day so we will go to a local zoo and have some ice cream after... yay!

Foster
06-01-2009, 04:36 AM
:laugh::lol: right



joyride all you want... I am hoping for that detailing job mentioned earlier

Today is Kindertag... or World Children's Day... it seems to be turning into a nice sunny day so we will go to a local zoo and have some ice cream after... yay!

what kind of animals are in a german zoo?

boosterp
06-01-2009, 09:57 AM
what kind of animals are in a german zoo?

Jews. :laugh:

~Katja~
06-01-2009, 11:37 PM
well it was more of a local zoo so the animals are less exotic... deer, goat, pigs, bees... a few monkeys and some reptiles... We will go to the real Zoo some other day.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs057.snc1/4513_1128259817010_1542653461_308925_279544_n.jpg

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4513/227/10/1542653461/n1542653461_308935_3497591.jpg

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs057.snc1/4513_1128261177044_1542653461_308959_8112631_n.jpg

led37zep
06-01-2009, 11:39 PM
well it was more of a local zoo so the animals are less exotic... deer, goat, pigs, bees... a few monkeys and some reptiles... We will go to the real Zoo some other day.


[IMG]http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4513/227/10/1542653461/n1542653461_308935_3497591.jpg


Holy fuck he's eating a goose!

NateCantDance
06-02-2009, 05:57 AM
That shirt is awesome.

RoseBlood
06-02-2009, 09:15 AM
Kat.. those pictures are fantastic! Thanks for posting and keeping us updated. :happy:

Who knew Germany was so pretty.

hammersavage
06-02-2009, 09:22 AM
Who knew Germany was so pretty.

Katja?

~Katja~
06-02-2009, 01:28 PM
he was eating fresh cotton candy... you know, not the artificial kind in a bag...

Kat.. those pictures are fantastic! Thanks for posting and keeping us updated. :happy:

Who knew Germany was so pretty.
I just went for a nice evening walk with my mom and Lukas down to the river... it was an hour or more but just really nice... you get to see the silhouette of the town behind fields and fields of corn and grains...
So pretty and peaceful.

If only Lukas would get used to the time difference ... he is still up.

LordJezo
06-03-2009, 04:58 AM
Smuggle us back some Kinder Eggs.

They check for them at customs now.

RoseBlood
06-03-2009, 07:40 AM
Who knew Germany was so pretty.

Katja?

Well, I always knew German women were beautiful.
The men? Eh, no so much.

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 07:44 AM
I moved her car from the street to my driveway today and some schnitzel was rotting on the back seat.

So gross and filthy these German broads are.

Aggie
06-03-2009, 07:46 AM
I moved her car from the street to my driveway today and some schnitzel was rotting on the back seat.

So gross and filthy these German broads are.

I bet there was also a picture of me that was just a little sticky around the edges.

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 07:49 AM
I bet there was also a picture of me that was just a little sticky around the edges.

It was a lifesized cardboard cutout...

And let's just say that the middle was rather soggy looking.

edit* Replace soggy with "moist"

Aggie
06-03-2009, 07:53 AM
It was a lifesized cardboard cutout...

And let's just say that the middle was rather soggy looking.

edit* Replace soggy with "moist"

So how's your band DMB doing?

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 07:54 AM
So how's your band DMB doing?


Well currently they have their own channel for a week on Sirius and XM... :smile:

Aggie
06-03-2009, 07:58 AM
Well currently they have their own channel for a week on Sirius and XM... :smile:

I was sorry to hear about your sax player dying. I'm sure you'll find a great replacement soon.

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 10:53 AM
It was a lifesized cardboard cutout...

And let's just say that the middle was rather soggy looking.

edit* Replace soggy with "moist"

How dare you ejaculate all over my Aggie...

stick your dick somewhere else!!!

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 11:00 AM
How dare you ejaculate all over my Aggie...

stick your dick somewhere else!!!


Where are the MODS?!


Both of those are perfect modquotes!

Furtherman
06-03-2009, 11:01 AM
Well, I always knew German women were beautiful.
The men? Eh, no so much.

You make Üter cry.

http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/uter/02.jpg

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 11:03 AM
You make Üter cry.

http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/uter/02.jpg

it really must be a turk... the name alone... it is a turk

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 11:04 AM
Where are the MODS?!


Both of those are perfect modquotes!

ha! And I really need a replacement... the other day I googled for another avie and used the term "annoying broad" and the second picture in the search was my current avie... with my face on it :(

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 11:07 AM
ha! And I really need a replacement... the other day I googled for another avie and used the term "annoying broad" and the second picture in the search was my current avie... with my face on it :(

It's dropped to 4th now...if that helps.

Hottub
06-03-2009, 11:08 AM
Where are the MODS?!


Both of those are perfect modquotes!

Be careful what you wish for.

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 11:10 AM
It's dropped to 4th now...if that helps.
it makes my glass of wine taste better...

today was cold here and nothing exciting happened... well except for the dentist visit... DrJoeK has nothing on this dentist!

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 11:12 AM
Another chick I know is on her way to Germany tonight. I told her to say Hi from me when she gets there.

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 11:12 AM
it makes my glass of wine taste better...

today was cold here and nothing exciting happened... well except for the dentist visit... DrJoeK has nothing on this dentist!


That's because he's an orthodontist.

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 11:14 AM
Another chick I know is on her way to Germany tonight. I told her to say Hi from me when she gets there.
where is she going?

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 11:17 AM
where is she going?

Near some Army base. Not Rammstein. I can't remember what she said...but she's flying into Frankfurt.

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 11:19 AM
Near some Army base. Not Rammstein. I can't remember what she said...but she's flying into Frankfurt.

there are a few army bases there... I usually fly into Frankfurt but this time got a cheaper flight into Düsseldorf
Is she in the army?

hammersavage
06-03-2009, 11:19 AM
She just yelled 'As far away from you as possible'. So wherever that is.

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 11:21 AM
She just yelled 'As far away from you as possible'. So wherever that is.

No her stepfather is...she's visiting her Mom and sisters for a few days.

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 11:22 AM
She just yelled 'As far away from you as possible'. So wherever that is.
me??? :( I am not that repulsive... I am really starting to get a complex

Aggie
06-03-2009, 11:23 AM
Hello beautiful! I'm glad you're having a good time so far. I'm slipping on posting hot chicks. I need to work harder.

hammersavage
06-03-2009, 11:23 AM
me??? :( I am not that repulsive... I am really starting to get a complex

No, I meant she yelled it to Rich. Get it together

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 11:26 AM
No, I meant she yelled it to Rich. Get it together


You misheard her...

She said "As far away from bad mustaches as possible!"

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 11:26 AM
Hello beautiful! I'm glad you're having a good time so far. I'm slipping on posting hot chicks. I need to work harder.
you really need to get on that... women here are just ugly... it's unbelievable... they all have pink and black hair... no joke

No, I meant she yelled it to Rich. Get it together
oh... well I said the same when I parked my car...

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 11:27 AM
You misheard her...

She said "As far away from bad beards as possible!"
isn't that the same?

drjoek
06-03-2009, 11:27 AM
it makes my glass of wine taste better...

today was cold here and nothing exciting happened... well except for the dentist visit... DrJoeK has nothing on this dentist!

No love for me 8000 miles away
:down:

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 11:33 AM
here are some randoms from last night's walk
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4513/227/10/1542653461/n1542653461_310325_3973752.jpg
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs017.snc1/4513_1128833511352_1542653461_310328_2417337_n.jpg
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4513/227/10/1542653461/n1542653461_310327_1088465.jpg

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4513/227/10/1542653461/n1542653461_310320_1682793.jpg

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs057.snc1/4513_1128832711332_1542653461_310308_1706567_n.jpg

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 11:35 AM
No love for me 8000 miles away
:down:
nah, I was actually embarassed by the work the dentist I visited had done... especially for just about the same charges... he took an hour to rebuilt my tooth to prepare it for the crown... even placed a screw in it to stabilize and all... I have to check into the other two dentists on my plan there, maybe they are better.

Aggie
06-03-2009, 11:47 AM
you really need to get on that... women here are just ugly... it's unbelievable... they all have pink and black hair... no joke


just added a few but didn't have much search time. stupid work. i'm glad the women are ugly, then brit and i won't have any competition for your affection. :devil2:

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 11:48 AM
just added a few but didn't have much search time. stupid work. i'm glad the women are ugly, then brit and i won't have any competition for your affection. :devil2:

What's lukas? Day old schnitzel?

Aggie
06-03-2009, 11:52 AM
What's lukas? Day old schnitzel?

Of course not, there's no competing with him. He just may have two mommies one day.

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 12:07 PM
What's lukas? Day old schnitzel?
if he does not go to bed any time soon he may just be tomorrow's schnitzel... especially since he seems to try and break his neck all night long

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 12:08 PM
Of course not, there's no competing with him. He just may have two mommies one day.

that may just have to be the way it's gonna be... I am tired of being alone

RhinoinMN
06-03-2009, 12:09 PM
No love for me 8000 miles away
:down:

There's no love for you 8 miles away.

ANC
06-03-2009, 12:10 PM
I have the hankerin' for a few pints of Hacker-Schorr or Bitburger :drunk:

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 12:20 PM
There's no love for you 8 miles away.
ouch

~Katja~
06-03-2009, 12:21 PM
I have the hankerin' for a few pints of Hacker-Schorr or Bitburger :drunk:
I am not much of a beer drinker... only guinness.
But if I come across a Radeberger I will have that.

ANC
06-03-2009, 12:22 PM
I am not much of a beer drinker... only guinness.
But if I come across a Radeberger I will have that.

Oooh never had it, I must scour the Tri-State!

Foster
06-03-2009, 04:06 PM
ha! And I really need a replacement... the other day I googled for another avie and used the term "annoying broad" and the second picture in the search was my current avie... with my face on it :(

:lol: thats hysterical!

when I check you were back in the first row, image #6

Dougie Brootal
06-03-2009, 04:15 PM
that may just have to be the way it's gonna be... I am tired of being alone
AHEM! :bye:

JerseyRich
06-03-2009, 04:37 PM
AHEM! :bye:

She said she's lonely, not insane.

Dougie Brootal
06-03-2009, 04:51 PM
She said she's lonely, not insane.
she will be by the time im finished with her.

Contra
06-03-2009, 07:48 PM
Awsome shots Katja, looks beautiful out there.

A.J.
06-03-2009, 09:26 PM
I want to go to Germany again...somewhere besides Frankfurt.

TooLowBrow
06-03-2009, 09:51 PM
I want to go to Germany again...somewhere besides Frankfurt.

try hamburg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3618/3593908867_28a030ddf6_o.png

A.J.
06-03-2009, 09:52 PM
try hamburg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3618/3593908867_28a030ddf6_o.png

Fucking starving.

~Katja~
06-04-2009, 12:16 AM
:lol: thats hysterical!

when I check you were back in the first row, image #6
do you have safe search off and some gay porn comes up in the first 4 pix?

I want to go to Germany again...somewhere besides Frankfurt.
I can definitely recommend Saxony. You have everything from lakes, rivers, mountains and history here... old cities, small villages... farms... Though the Rhine region should not be knocked either...

A.J.
06-04-2009, 01:12 AM
I can definitely recommend Saxony. You have everything from lakes, rivers, mountains and history here... old cities, small villages... farms... Though the Rhine region should not be knocked either...

Sounds nice. Either that or Bavaria.

~Katja~
06-04-2009, 01:19 AM
Sounds nice. Either that or Bavaria.
Bavaria is very beautiful. A lot of mountains and little villages and people with beards and heavy dialect... I also love the coast regions like the Baltic Sea...
this is from the Island Rügen
http://www.fastenwandern.biz/images/fastenwandern-ruegen.jpg

A.J.
06-04-2009, 01:22 AM
Sigh.

Maybe someday work will send me to Europe instead of Middle Eastern pits.

Foster
06-04-2009, 01:44 AM
do you have safe search off and some gay porn comes up in the first 4 pix?


with safe search off you're #4, no gay porn

I wonder why David Caruso beat you out

~Katja~
06-08-2009, 10:20 AM
we went to a miniature park today, it is small and local and done by volunteers... one of them must be quite frivilous (sp) ( or just plain horny)... most miniature people were chicks with cleavage or nude in some strange poses throughout... I took all these pix and laughed...hehe