You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its Manage A Trois.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

So, a guy from work asked me to join him and his wife. I was shocked and surprised considering he seemed like such a G-rated family man. His screen saver pics are all of his kids and wife and family.

No, he's a freak. Part of me is really turned on by that.

I CAN'T do THIS! I work with the guy! How could I even make this a healthy balance? I can't.

Of course I HAD too tell my best friend. I left a message and she called back. She said, "You really should write a book. THAT was the very last thing I thought you'd say!"

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[Doogie]

You only live once, should have of taken up on the offer. Hell, you had the upper hand as far as rules are concerned...the negotiation is in your court.

[Crispy123]

You could always just hang out, the three of you, and see what the vibe is.

[A.J.]

EDIT: Nevermind. I thought I read Doug instead of Doogie.

[DiabloSammich]

You forgot to start your thread title with "holyshitholyshit!!!!!"

[Tall_James]

You neglected to say if you found him attractive or not.

[EliSnow]

You neglected to say if you found his wife attractive or not.

Fixed to what I am sure you meant to say, because I'm sure you'd really want to hear about how a woman is attractive more than a man.

[GreatAmericanZero]

ever see the movie "Yes Man"? Me neither, but i believe the lesson is that you should say "yes" to new experiences all the time and not overthink everything

[Gvac]

Hot!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_91s-Zkod9Gc/SJ7EpWtUBdI/AAAAAAAACcM/MDXOJGZqncw/s400/71-OLY_Bush.sff.standalone.prod_affiliate.74.jpg

[Farmer Dave]

Do it just as a goof, you know, for the story to share with us. Nothing serious, just as a thread starter. You're a Mod for god sake, do it for the good of the board.

[MacVittie]

Ask if you have to bring your own strap-on or if he will provide.

[led37zep]

Do you guys innocently flirt at work? Obviously he felt you'd be open to the idea or he wouldn't have asked.

Or to make this even hotter....
Maybe his wife picked you out and gave you the go ahead.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Do you guys innocently flirt at work? Obviously he felt you'd be open to the idea or he wouldn't have asked.

Or to make this even hotter....
Maybe his wife picked you out and gave you the go ahead.

No, we're just friends. He's Ukrainian and I'm Russian so we're always comparing words and the odd things our families do/did. There's not a lot of time for socializing. But, apparently, he thinks I'm adorable and, I quote, "I'd be all over you if I weren't married." Well, that was news to me!

EDIT: He's the guy who urged me to go to the doctor when I thought I was diabetic.

They did it once before with one of their guy friends (his son's Godfather; why do I find that a little creepy). And to be honest, I'd rather do it with two guys than a guy and a girl. I'm apprehensive about having sex with a girl.

I think he's very slowly bringing this up to his wife.

PLUS I WORK WITH THE GUY!! I can't shit where I eat. I have to really consider the consequences. :wallbash:

[Gvac]

And to be honest, I'd rather do it with two guys than a guy and a girl.

Amen, sister.

[Crossweird]

No, we're just friends. He's Ukrainian and I'm Russian so we're always comparing words and the odd things our families do/did. There's not a lot of time for socializing. But, apparently, he thinks I'm adorable and, I quote, "I'd be all over you if I weren't married." Well, that was news to me!

EDIT: He's the guy who urged me to go to the doctor when I thought I was diabetic.

They did it once before with one of their guy friends (his son's Godfather; why do I find that a little creepy). And to be honest, I'd rather do it with two guys than a guy and a girl. I'm apprehensive about having sex with a girl.

I think he's very slowly bringing this up to his wife.

PLUS I WORK WITH THE GUY!! I can't shit where I eat. I have to really consider the consequences. :wallbash:

Yes; definitely don't shit.

[topless_mike]

No, he's a freak. Part of me is really turned on by that.


CARPE DIEM !


Live a lil... break out of your shell.

[Ritalin]

PLUS I WORK WITH THE GUY!! I can't shit where I eat. I have to really consider the consequences. :wallbash:

Threesomes and shit eating? You're super freaky.

[paulisded]

Threesomes and shit eating? You're super freaky.

I think I'm in love with her.

[Hottub]

You only go around once on this crazy merry go round called life. And if you follow the Bennington doctrine, well...

[Boogie in Va]

Being someone who has 3 somes (fmf) on a somewhat regular basis, I have some advice for you.

1. Have HER ask you. Not him. Usually when the men are asking, their female half does not know about it 50% of the time.

2. This is not a "sure, I will come over tonight and we will" thing. You may know him from work, but she may not be comfortable with you. That can be a very ugly situation.

3. You work with the guy and see him on a daily basis right?? Like you said.....don't shit where you eat. Never a good idea to play with co-workers like that.

Good luck in what ever you decide to do.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Well, he told me he didn't really want to do the threesome (oh thank God!) because he wants me all to himself (Goddammit!)

Are you kidding me?!?!? This is what gets thrown at me after close to 5-years of celibacy (not really my idea): a married man with two adorable, innocent kids?

FUCK ME (not literally). :wallbash:

[Furtherman]

The guy is bad news and married, I'd stay away.

[JPMNICK]

The guy is bad news and married, I'd stay away.

yea you def need to stay away from this. this could only become trouble, i.e. him making problems for you at work.

make a joke about it, thank him for the offer, and then hope he lets it go smoothly

[Coach]

Oh you crazy Euroasians!
Oh and as my Daddy told me ..never shit where you eat.

[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, that got weird, fast.

From what little I know of threesomes, this started out shaky and obviously just went down the tubes.

As Boogie in VA said, if the woman doesn't ask or isn't there when it's brought up it's not a good idea. It's really up to the women to be comfortable with each other, the guy is just a lucky 3rd wheel in most cases.

Also, you being a co-worker would probably be a deal breaker for his wife. I doubt she'd be cool with letting someone he sees everyday, sometimes more than her, have sex with her guy. She'd probably think that's a green light for you 2 to start an office affair, at least in her mind.

These things have to be done really carefully so everyone involved is comfortable and satisfied. Either that or really really drunk.

I'd question if the story about them doing a threesome before is even true now unless you heard it from her but it sounds like you've never had any contact with her.

Just my opinion.

[Jujubees2]

Do it just as a goof, you know, for the story to share with us. Nothing serious, just as a thread starter. You're a Mod for god sake, do it for the good of the board.

And take lots of pictures!!!!!!!


Seriously, I agree that to do it with someone you work with would be awkward.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Yeah, the last night I had sex with someone from work i wound up married.

Sorry, just a little joke there. If i don't joke about it I'll either cry or punch a wall. Or both.

[JPMNICK]

Yeah, the last night I had sex with someone from work i wound up married.

Sorry, just a little joke there. If i don't joke about it I'll either cry or punch a wall. Or both.

if you punch a wall, make sure to post about it

[TripleSkeet]

I never understood the whole "no sex with co-workers" thing. Maybe because in the bar business we had alot of turnover so there were always alot of fresh hot prospects coming in, but hell, fucking my co-workers was one of the best parts of my job!

[topless_mike]

Well, he told me he didn't really want to do the threesome (oh thank God!) because he wants me all to himself (Goddammit!)

Are you kidding me?!?!? This is what gets thrown at me after close to 5-years of celibacy (not really my idea): a married man with two adorable, innocent kids?

FUCK ME (not literally). :wallbash:

hey, its some ass, and you wont have to deal with it if shit goes sour. he's got everything to lose, not you.
i say go for it.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

He's got 7 year-old twins. That's so not fair to them.

[paulisded]

He's got 7 year-old twins. That's so not fair to them.

Alice, I know the majority of the comments have been to just go for it, but I can understand your hesitation. I've recently started communicating with a hot hipster woman who used to live in my town back when I was married. Now she's the one that's in a relationship. They're not married, but they do have a two-year old child. She claims that she hasn't been happy with her baby daddy for well over a year, but I still have some concerns as our relationship has deepened. So far it's all been online, but she's coming back to town next week with promises of some wild alone time. We'll see how that works out.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> the fact that uve considered really doing it, means if u dont do it, ull later regret that you didnt....

[Death Metal Moe]

<font color="deeppink"> the fact that uve considered really doing it, means if u dont do it, ull later regret that you didnt....

Not necessarily. Sometimes making the right choice, even if it's only right to you, can be very fulfilling as well.

[Death Metal Moe]

Alice, I know the majority of the comments have been to just go for it, but I can understand your hesitation. I've recently started communicating with a hot hipster woman who used to live in my town back when I was married. Now she's the one that's in a relationship. They're not married, but they do have a two-year old child. She claims that she hasn't been happy with her baby daddy for well over a year, but I still have some concerns as our relationship has deepened. So far it's all been online, but she's coming back to town next week with promises of some wild alone time. We'll see how that works out.

I think a lot of the "Go for it" comments were half joking too. It would be different if the woman was involved at all. It would be different still without kids.

Fuzzy's 1st post about this talks about how part of her was turned on by it but had reservations as well.

She should probably figure out what part of her was turned on by it and see if this is a thought she'd like to entertain but this particular situation doesn't seem like a healthy one to explore it in.

[DarkHippie]

Cheating is not cool. Don't help him ruin his life

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

At first it was funny; me? In threesome? I was very flattered and I considered it as long as everyone agreed to it and it was a consensual thing.

Now it just makes me sad and disappointed and guilty for even considering it. Like I said, I was really flattered bt it. After nearly five years by myself I honestly thought no one would ever find me attractive again. It was nice to feel attractive again.

i just needed to vent and sort things out.

Fuzzybutt out!

[Death Metal Moe]

At first it was funny; me? In threesome? I was very flattered and I considered it as long as everyone agreed to it and it was a consensual thing.

Now it just makes me sad and disappointed and guilty for even considering it. Like I said, I was really flattered bt it. After nearly five years by myself I honestly thought no one would ever find me attractive again. It was nice to feel attractive again.

i just needed to vent and sort things out.

Fuzzybutt out!

There's absolutely no reason for you to feel guilty. At 1st he presented it to you as if this is something he and his wife would like to do with you and have done in the past. There's nothing wrong with open relationships if that's what adults want. It wouldn't have hurt anyone.

But now that he's dropped the original idea and gone this new way, it's a different thing. He either felt his wife out and found it wasn't going to happen or he never was going to tell her and was trying to pull a bait and switch on you.

Not your fault either way.

[britneypablo]

Not necessarily. Sometimes making the right choice, even if it's only right to you, can be very fulfilling as well.

<font color="deeppink"> i dont think i read the whole thing with a sane mind, i think i believed his wife and him did this often and they were wanting to do it again....im def not down with actual cheating i am president of the monogamous club

[spoon]

Do it just as a goof, you know, for the story to share with us. Nothing serious, just as a thread starter. You're a Mod for god sake, do it for the good of the board.

And make sure to get in a "count chocula" and "nimbly bimbly" in there during the action. If he's black, this shouldn't be a problem.

[DarkHippie]

At first it was funny; me? In threesome? I was very flattered and I considered it as long as everyone agreed to it and it was a consensual thing.

Now it just makes me sad and disappointed and guilty for even considering it. Like I said, I was really flattered bt it. After nearly five years by myself I honestly thought no one would ever find me attractive again. It was nice to feel attractive again.

i just needed to vent and sort things out.

Fuzzybutt out!

I think you're adorable

[Jujubees2]

I think you're adorable

X2!!!!!!!!!

Hang in there Alice. The right guy will come along. I was alone for about five years myself before I started dating my wife.

[Justice4all]

You work with some weird people.

[tanless1]

sounds like a poor idea, unless your bored w/ your present, and are looking for incentive to make big changes.

[joeybags]

Cheating is not cool. Don't help him ruin his life

just tell him to go to ashleymadison.com

[Doogie]

He's got 7 year-old twins. That's so not fair to them.

It's not like you are all going to have sex in front of the kids...

[boosterp]

Hey Fuzz,

I think you're adorable and fun to chat with. Hang in there.

[AF Mike]

With the utmost respect to Ms Fuzzybutt, and knowing full well what forum we’re in:

Ball, dick, ball
Like a division sign…
Lets get the fuck out of here


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