R&F Sirius/XM Listening Thread for 06-01-09

[PD]

just another example of people wanting to not watch their own kids,but to have "society" do it for them.

[ToiletCrusher]

I think I missed a lot.

The rental doesn't have XM, so I had to wait until I got back to tune in again.

[spainlinx0]

Yup, they can't ride on the sidewalk because they will hit people, but if they are in the street, you can get crushed by a car. Bike paths are needed.

[PD]

I have a neighbor who got pissed at me because he bought these cheapo "caution children playing" sign and wanted me to put it up on the tree in front of my house (not his)



now even though i agree with Missy, I also want those assholes that drive 50 down residental 30mph streets to crash and burn.

edit.

I can't believe I wrote "pissed on me"

[sailor]

We should go back to the old days. Eat around campfires, drive slowly and ride bikes on every road around.

[Furtherman]

The bikes that ride in the car lanes - and the bicyclists who use signals? Die.

[ChrisTheCop]

I have a neighbor who got pissed on me .

you shudda taken the sign and pissed on IT.

[Doogie]

I love Fez...I really do. But this whole safe living thing of his has me very very frustrated. If Fez lived in 1903 we would not have airplanes today. If Fez had his way we would not have of went to the moon, cause more than enough guys died in the endeavor to achieve a great accomplishment for all mankind.

Fez, I love you as a host man, but the whole "safe" thing is just over the fucking top now.

Also does Fez just take all the opposite points to be different??

[comp_atkins]

I have a neighbor who got pissed on me because he bought these cheapo "caution children playing" sign and wanted me to put it up on the tree in front of my house (not his)



now even though i agree with Missy, I also want those assholes that drive 50 down residental 30mph streets to crash and burn.

my neighbors have these cones that say children playing on them that they put out in the street as obsicles when their kids are playing on their front lawns.... come the fuck on...

[Furtherman]

angrymissy - speed demon!!!

[spainlinx0]

He just takes the opposite of common sense.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

We should go back to the old days. Eat around campfires, drive slowly and ride bikes on every road around.

Or we should turn into China; everybody rides a bicycle.

[ChrisTheCop]

endeavor

:laugh:

[TobyWong]

I love Fez...I really do. But this whole safe living thing of his has me very very frustrated. If Fez lived in 1903 we would not have airplanes today. If Fez had his way we would not have of went to the moon, cause more than enough guys died in the endeavor to achieve a great accomplishment for all mankind.

Fez, I love you as a host man, but the whole "safe" thing is just over the fucking top now.

Also does Fez just take all the opposite points to be different??

Different! Different! Different!

[Meataball23]

More fez wanting to bubble wrap the country

[Furtherman]

my neighbors have these cones that say children playing on them that they put out in the street as obsicles when their kids are playing on their front lawns.... come the fuck on...

Ew.

[walker]

It feels like someone ran over the humor today.

[underdog]

Baseball courts?

[ChrisTheCop]

This caller got distracted by the imaginary laughter in his head.

[Doogie]

:laugh:

I was typing in a rush there Pete Picky. Didnt have time to edit. Meh.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Ew.

I am not lying to tell you but I would smash into those cones at 40 and keep fuccin going with them. Every time new ones were put up I would do that shit.

[ChrisTheCop]

I was typing in a rush there Pete Picky. Didnt have time to edit. Meh.

no no..i wasnt typo correcting.. i was laughing cuz you mentioned the space program and endeavor.... endeaverrrrrrrr

[spainlinx0]

Apparently the whole show has now adopted "truth bombs" as their modus operandi.

[Doogie]

no no..i wasnt typo correcting.. i was laughing cuz you mentioned the space program and endeavor.... endeaverrrrrrrr

Ha ha ha...I am a maroon. I guess this whole issue has me a little fired up. I HATE these fucking cunts who pump out kids and act like we all have to rotate our lives around them. I live my life, you live your life. Dont tell me my life has to accord with yours nor will I tell you to accord with mine.

[boobieman]

I think all the kids should stay at home and play cougugh. Only thing worst then kids...PARENTS

SEEYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAAASEEEESSAAAAA

[IamFogHat]

This explains a lot.

[Misteriosa]

crazed said Drag me to Hell stinks...

the tomatometer gives Drag me to hell a 94%...

i report.. you decide...

[PD]

This explains a lot.
ya beat me to it.


now we know what made crazed what he is today....

[OGC]

Crazed got hit by a car when he was young. That explains a lot.

[walker]

He's about 3.5 bucks... he may not have another birthday.

[TobyWong]

whew, thank god we are finally talking about Prop 8...wait, caller tried to bring up but didn't stick

[Furtherman]

crazed said Drag me to Hell stinks...

the tomatometer gives Drag me to hell a 94%...

i report.. you decide...

I don't think Crazed "gets" Sam Raini.

[spainlinx0]

This is a fantastic fucking rant.

[walker]

Is Ron doing a Shock & Jock bit?

[epo]

We really are a "save the children" society, except for our actual social responsibilities to those children.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I think all the kids should stay at home and play cougugh. Only thing worst then kids...PARENTS

SEEYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAAASEEEESSAAAAA

Is that anything like cäûģé? It's a serious sport son, stop making a joke of it!

[Misteriosa]

some coworkers got mad at me because i wouldnt contribute to another coworkers baby shower. i told them i wasnt gonna subsidize her life decisions. i dont get a party everytime i get my depo shot, why should i pay for a party because she wanted to get knocked up.

edit : that coworker is a real hardcore bitch too. and no, its not the hormones.

[Hottub]

Wow. Harsh.
Not that I 100% disagree. My wife is a pussy when it comes to the kids. Can't even ride a bike around the block unless I am tailing them.

[epo]

Steve from Oshkosh?

Sir, I've been to Oshkosh and quite frankly there isn't a busy street in that town.

[spainlinx0]

Holy shit, a live read.

[walker]

Normalcy is restored

[spainlinx0]

Live math, OK this is actually funny.

[walker]

Is he trying to figure out a 18% tip...?

[ANC]

some coworkers got mad at me because i wouldnt contribute to another coworkers baby shower. i told them i wasnt gonna subsidize her life decisions. i dont get a party everytime i get my depo shot, why should i pay for a party because she wanted to get knocked up.

edit : that coworker is a real hardcore bitch too. and no, its not the hormones.

I agree 100%.

My office gives "showers" to guys.. blech..

[Hottub]

100% guaranteed?
Ashley Madison rules!!!

[epo]

Is he trying to figure out a 18% tip...?

I couldn't imagine tipping 18%. Fucking commoners.

[IamFogHat]

"Yes, you told us.":lol:

So we're back to these then?

[walker]

I couldn't imagine tipping 18%. Fucking commoners.

It's Fez we're talking about.....

[Furtherman]

some coworkers got mad at me because i wouldnt contribute to another coworkers baby shower. i told them i wasnt gonna subsidize her life decisions. i dont get a party everytime i get my depo shot, why should i pay for a party because she wanted to get knocked up.

edit : that coworker is a real hardcore bitch too. and no, its not the hormones.

Good for you. I've opted not to contribute to some showers as well. Only girls that I work with on a daily basis. That lady up on 17 who I see maybe once every other month? No.


I agree 100%.

My office gives "showers" to guys.. blech..

That's just embarrassing.

[Sheila]

can't understand why calling the show makes me nervous, makes me talk so fast.. feeding baby right now and watching that my kids don't go outside on the street...

[ChrisTheCop]

100% guaranteed?
Ashley Madison rules!!!

yeah.. as much as the idea of cheating disgusts me.. I may have to take em up on it.

I loves me a guarantee.

[ToiletCrusher]

monkeys on typewriters.

[walker]

A break, as soon as a caller got Fez's attention. Interesting.

[epo]

Dammit production staff.....Ronnie called for this!

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[spainlinx0]

The break was I believe from the "cringe" factor exploding out of that uncomfortable back and forth.

Or perhaps Ron was laughing so hard at the dialogue between the two, inside I mean since we couldn't hear him, that he had to take a break to catch his breath.

[drjoek]

Dammit production staff.....Ronnie called for this!

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Always well covered by the Grateful Dead

[ANC]

That's just embarrassing.

Yeah I made it clear "Saying congrats is more than enough, if there is a party I will not show"

[ANC]

http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/The_Simpsons_Characters_Picture_Gallery/Maude_Flanders.png

:huh:


Dontcha mean:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y4wE1e9WkKs/Sbhg_J7NweI/AAAAAAAAABY/3xDX0n7cNu8/s320/740.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

:huh:


Dontcha mean:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y4wE1e9WkKs/Sbhg_J7NweI/AAAAAAAAABY/3xDX0n7cNu8/s320/740.jpg

oddly I searched for lovejoy, but now notice that I got maude.

[Sheila]

:huh:


Dontcha mean:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y4wE1e9WkKs/Sbhg_J7NweI/AAAAAAAAABY/3xDX0n7cNu8/s320/740.jpg

yep, RIP Maude

[ANC]

oddly I searched for lovejoy, but now notice that I got maude.

:ohmy:

Is he out? Is he out? What's the matter, Champ? Champ, wake up! Wake up! ... Champ, wake up, Champ! Hey, don't sleep now.

[epo]

David & David - "Welcome to the Boomtown"....

Sing it Ronnie!

[ToiletCrusher]

:ohmy:

Come on...wake up champ... wake up.... wake up champ...

It's an off day. I think I might bow out early.

[PD]

I agree 100%.

My office gives "Golden showers" to guys.. blech..
fixed that for ya

[IamFogHat]

monkeys on typewriters.

"It was the worst of times, it was the blurst of times? You stupid monkey!"

[realmenhatelife]

Someone told me that there's a town in Georgia that's got a law on the books, that says if we all got guns than we wont have crooks.

[OGC]

Wasn't that knight movie that Ron was talking about directed by George Romero ?

edit: Yes it was http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0082622/

[sailor]

Flail

[spainlinx0]

Good mace scene in Braveheart.

CHUCKWAGON TALK FINALLY!!!!!

[ChrisTheCop]

YES! Here we go...

[disneyspy]

here ya go chuck

[spainlinx0]

Oh fucken thank you God finally.

[IamFogHat]

Here we go.

[epo]

A duel would be nice.

http://www.thecimmerian.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/09/once_upon_a_time_in_the_westharmonica.jpg

I've been playing this damned harmonica for years and looking for Hottub....and can't find him anywhere.

[ChrisTheCop]

they dont have the audio yet???

[TobyWong]

finally!

[PD]

Good mace scene in Braveheart.

CHUCKWAGON TALK FINALLY!!!!!

Im listening intently...

[spainlinx0]

He should also apologize to his restaurant.

[spainlinx0]

OK that was funny, the one time retort.

[barjockey]

can R&F CSI track down the imposter?

[Misteriosa]

i missed all the drama on Friday's episode. this is all news to me..

[IamFogHat]

Well that proves Dave doesn't read .net.

[TobyWong]

wow, they think it was really Chuck and both Fez and ESD are saying it was justified.

[aceofspades7]

fuck - i've been working too much - haven't heard any of this. is there audio of the chuckwagon rant?

[RhinoinMN]

they dont have the audio yet???

they don't have it and I do. Weird.

[Highball]

What? How has Chuckwagoncook brought out "this kind of attitude" in other callers?

He is a little obsessed with Fez but he hasn't ever said a bad word about Fez, at least not that I have read.

[ANC]

fixed that for ya

:laugh: Hawt!

[ChrisTheCop]

Dear Chuckwagon,
I appreciate that youre a fan, and apparently enjoy the show.
But the creepy stalker bit, and I'm hoping it's a bit, makes me uncomfortable.
Please stop. Thanks budday! -Fez.

^^mighta been better.

[walker]

they don't have it and I do. Weird.

I must have missed that. They said they don't have the audio? Don't they promote Audible?

[Hottub]

Dear Chuckwagon,
I appreciate that youre a fan, and apparently enjoy the show.
But the creepy stalker bit, and I'm hoping it's a bit, makes me uncomfortable.
Please stop. Thanks budday! -Fez.

^^mighta been better.

Too rational.

[TobyWong]

chuck is an example of negativity on the board?

[spainlinx0]

I guess they mean nobody pulled that part of the show. They are shortstaffed, but probably would have been a good idea to pull that.

[epo]

I love listening to ya Fezzie, but this "RonFez.net is a problem" stuff is getting old.

[ChrisTheCop]

I must have missed that. They said they don't have the audio? Don't they promote Audible?

they mean they dont have it all cut up into a nice montage.. but still..
it's been the talk of the weekend. Get it done!

[drjoek]

CHUCKWAGON is a goofy guy, I don't see him being negative

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Chuck has never thrown any negativity Fez's way, not even after Fez's rant. So ladies and gentlemen, I ask; WTF!!??

[Misteriosa]

the picture getting put on everything *WAS* creepy. however, i dont think i saw anything written by chuck that was negative about fezzie.

[spainlinx0]

You hear that? It's Fez backpedaling. I bet he was never even freaked out before that call, but he needed any reason to cover up his irrational anger.

[IMSlacker]

I must have missed that. They said they don't have the audio? Don't they promote Audible?

Chris Stanley said they didn't have it cut up yet.

[ToiletCrusher]

I love listening to ya Fezzie, but this "RonFez.net is a problem" stuff is getting old.

seems like an attempt to distance the show from the board.

[barjockey]

Is it wrong to love Fez?

[disneyspy]

note to everyone-kissin fez' ass is negative

[TobyWong]

Oh god, Fez, lighten the fuck up.

[RhinoinMN]

CHUCKWAGON is a goofy guy, I don't see him being negative

x2. Lenny is a teddy bear. He is not negative unless attacked.

[Furtherman]

Meh. Chuck wasn't doing a "bit", he was trying to be funny. Maybe to himself.

[wkj]

Chuck has never thrown any negativity Fez's way, not even after Fez's rant. So ladies and gentlemen, I ask; WTF!!??

That you Chuck?

[spainlinx0]

Meh. Chuck wasn't doing a "bit", he was trying to be funny. Maybe to himself.

Yes, we call that a bit. He was doing it to be funny. He wasn't really stalking Fez. That's why it IS a bit.

[ChrisTheCop]

This is like me shooting a guy wearing a hitler costume and when everyone gets mad at me for killing an innocent party goer, I just say, "yeah, but Hitler really was a bad guy"


actually, no..that doesnt work... but umm..nope I cant fix it.

[disneyspy]

this is just the opposite of distancing the board from the show or dont you have ears?

[Furtherman]

Yes, we call that a bit. He was doing it to be funny. He wasn't really stalking Fez. That's why it IS a bit.

There's a difference between doing a bit and being a pain in the ass.

[wkj]

Chris Stanley said they didn't have it cut up yet.

It's Chris Tanley, I was correct already on this.

[Misteriosa]

this is just the opposite of distancing the board from the show or dont you have ears?

you avvie's so relevant...:tongue:

[barjockey]

"Duck Soup" on TCM right now.

[spainlinx0]

This whole negative board thing is just a copout. If we all became blind supporters, Fez would still have all his issues. It's incredibly disingenuous, and simply passing the buck, for Fez to blame people here for his personal issues and his subpar performance.

[disneyspy]

you avvie's so relevant...:tongue:

and so are you

[spainlinx0]

Darn, that's it?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Ok so Chuck is to blame for board negativity when he is all pro fez. That is fuccin weak, why can't a grown man just say my bad and move the fucc on?

[Furtherman]

you avvie's so relevant...:tongue:

and so are you

Get a room!

[disneyspy]

Get a room!

hey bro,would it be cool if we used your parents room for a bit?

[Furtherman]

hey bro,would it be cool if we used your parents room for a bit?

I'll have to buy a new videotape, but yea, sure!

[PD]

"Duck Soup" on TCM right now.

yes, I wish i was home watching it now :(

[Misteriosa]

"Duck Soup" on TCM right now.

never seen it. is it good?

[Servo]

never seen it. is it good?

Classic Marx Brothers... fantastic!

[ChrisTheCop]

hey bro,would it be cool if we used your parents room for a bit?

my av's relevant now too! can I join yas?

[Misteriosa]

my av's relevant now too! can I join yas?

HAAAA!!!!

[wkj]

never seen it. is it good?

I don't care for the Marx Brothers.

[Furtherman]

my av's relevant now too! can I join yas?

Bravo!

[Hottub]

Ok so Chuck is to blame for board negativity when he is all pro fez. That is fuccin weak, why can't a grown man just say my bad and move the fucc on?

I think it means
Chuck is not necessarily to blame, the whole aftermath of the fake Lenny call and the meltdown to follow are.

[wkj]

I think some of the negativity came from our comments when CW posted his TT picture over and over again--maybe a touch of stalking, in a fun way.

[PD]

"Duck Soup" on TCM right now.

never seen it. is it good?

Classic Marx Brothers... fantastic!

what servo said.
classic.

or as Woody Allen said, it proves the existence of God.

[wkj]

ESD May want to buy that matress, maybe a litttle treat on it for him.

[walker]

CW hasn't posted at all on this thread today. Maybe he is just working, or maybe he is smartly staying away, whether he made the call or not.

[disneyspy]

that susan boyle shoulda won that dog competion

[wkj]

CW hasn't posted at all on this thread today. Maybe he is just working, or maybe he is smartly staying away, whether he made the call or not.

Or yesterday, right?

[Furtherman]

that susan boyle shoulda won that dog competion

The joke doctor is in:

Susan Boyle could have won Westminster.

[wkj]

Ron's right, they couldn't sell Susan Boyle.

[drjoek]

Chuckwagon !!!

[walker]

Or yesterday, right?

Ha ha, was that really him? Sounded distraught!

[OGC]

Robut Fez fan from day 1 !!

[PD]

Angrymissy wins a Beanie Cup!:clap:

[disneyspy]

nice spendin part of the show witchas,later buddays,have a good one
c'ya

[wkj]

Later, good show.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Chuckwagon !!!
Hello Dr. Joe K.!!! Just got home from work. Got out early enough to catch the last 8 minutes of the show in the car.
Ha ha, was that really him? Sounded distraught!And Yes, For the last 3 days I/'ve been down in the dumps. Who's to of thought that a radio show could make a boy cry.

[drjoek]

Hello Dr. Joe K.!!! Just got home from work. Got out early enough to catch the last 8 minutes of the show in the car.
And Yes, For the last 3 days I/'ve been down in the dumps. Who's to of thought that a radio show could make a boy cry.

Hi Chuck
Sounds like Ronnie B is on your side here
And its now getting away from being an incident and becoming a show bit. I think thats a good thing for all concerned

[disneyspy]

The joke doctor is in:

Susan Boyle could have won Westminster.

do they have a mutt division?

[wkj]

Hi Chuck
Sounds like Ronnie B is on your side here
And its now getting away from being an incident and becoming a show bit. I think thats a good thing for all concerned

Bit for sure.

[drjoke]

The joke doctor is in:

Susan Boyle could have won Westminster.


What?

[angrymissy]

I am excited about my Beanie Cup win

[Furtherman]

I am excited about my Beanie Cup win

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... slow down there speedy!!!

[PD]

Angrymissy wins a Beanie Cup!:clap:

I am excited about my Beanie Cup win

so was I.

[Caseyelan]

Someone told me that there's a town in Georgia that's got a law on the books, that says if we all got guns than we wont have crooks.

what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?