'Montauk Monster' Mystery May Have Been Solved

[Lady Resin]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525145,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/images/413684/1_62_monster2_320.jpg

[brettmojo]

Ah. One of Erock's beach vacation photos.

[hammersavage]

Everyone in the news media should be fucked to death by a horse.

[yojimbo7248]

A viking funeral for a raccoon? what a couple of dweebs.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

or the government planted him, to do some damage control.

[SatCam]

"In the interest of full disclosure," he added, "this did happen shortly after a waterboarding endurance competition, and just before a clothespins-on-your-genitals challenge."

Fox News - They report, you decide

[TripleSkeet]

Theres no way thats a raccoon.

[TobyWong]

Theres no way thats a raccoon.

I must be way off on the scale because that would be one huge fucking raccoon.

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525145,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/images/413684/1_62_monster2_320.jpg

i bet that tastes delicious roasted with some red potatoes and fresh carrots.

[lleeder]

Damn all this time I figured it was toothpick vic.

[Judge Smails]

This line from the FOX article intrigued me:

Drew Grant's blog, which has a not-safe-for-work name we won't repeat, provides helpful photographic evidence of said raccoon Viking funeral.


I HAD to find out what the site was. Turns out its: assme.org (http://assme.org/2009/06/04/a-year-laterthe-truth-behind-the-montauk-monster-revealed/)

WOW! Thank god RonFex.net is an XL website and I can actually post such offensive words with impunity.

http://assme.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/img_08721-225x300.jpg

[MC Pee Pants]

It looks so sad.

[TheMojoPin]

i bet that tastes delicious roasted with some red potatoes and fresh carrots.

That's all I could think the first time this was in the news. Look at those juicy haunches!

[topless_mike]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525145,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/images/413684/1_62_monster2_320.jpg

http://www.ghostbustershq.com/egons/terrordo.jpg


reminds me of the ghostbuster's demon dog thing.

[Ryan Kulik]

does that thing have a beak or something?

[hanso]

http://a561.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_51df33410ca78a932d9c6fc56c219970.jpg

[johnniehardrock]

http://a561.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_51df33410ca78a932d9c6fc56c219970.jpg

That just made me laugh out loud for a few minutes

[dino_electropolis]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525145,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/images/413684/1_62_monster2_320.jpg

Anybody actually read this story?

It contains " "In the interest of full disclosure," he added, "this did happen shortly after a waterboarding endurance competition, and just before a clothespins-on-your-genitals challenge."

...and FOX is declaring this as definitive proof of the little bugger's mystery?

I smell something foul, and it aint burning raccoon flesh.

[SatCam]

Anybody actually read this story?

It contains " "In the interest of full disclosure," he added, "this did happen shortly after a waterboarding endurance competition, and just before a clothespins-on-your-genitals challenge."

...and FOX is declaring this as definitive proof of the little bugger's mystery?

I smell something foul, and it aint burning raccoon flesh.

Yea I read the story three days ago. Did you read the thread?

[dino_electropolis]

Yea I read the story three days ago. Did you read the thread?

Yeah.

I wasnt tryin to enlighten anyone. I realize most here recognize the nonsense.....i just felt compelled in pointing out FOX's journalistic integrity, thats all.

[Farmer Dave]

Where is the evidence that Vikings stuffed their dead in a water melon before lighting the fire? I call bullshit!

[CurseoftheBambi]

is that Rush without his human skin suit? "I for one welcome our alien overlords"

[TheMojoPin]

Bambi, you need to shrink that sig to 300 X 100.

Thanks.

[Reynolds]

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[cougarjake13]

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jesus it almost looks human albeit deformed

[MC Pee Pants]

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This makes no sense. Its just a creepy photo of something, is there a news story to go with it?

[TheMojoPin]

Looks like the bait from a trap set by Ewoks.

[PapaBear]

This makes no sense. Its just a creepy photo of something, is there a news story to go with it?
I saw something about it on HLN today. I think they said some kids in either Central or South America found it. Some say it's an alien. Some say it's a sloth with it's hair gone.

[Reynolds]

This makes no sense. Its just a creepy photo of something, is there a news story to go with it?

Yeah, I'm just fucking lazy.

Some kids say they saw it come out of the water, and they started throwing rocks at it and killed it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/panama/6201333/New-Montauk-Monster-spotted-in-Panama.html

[razorboy]

Some fucking mystery. It's a Sloth with Alopecia.

[Arkbugark]

What happened to the Polish Bigfoot ? <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m4ql5Qu9Z2A&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m4ql5Qu9Z2A&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>

[Reynolds]

What happened to the Polish Bigfoot ?

They captured it, got lost and ate it.

[west milly Tom]

They captured it, got lost and ate it.



This had me belly laugh. :lol:

[Foster]

What happened to the Polish Bigfoot ? <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m4ql5Qu9Z2A&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m4ql5Qu9Z2A&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>

that girls scream went right through me and I had to stop watching.

at any point does she take her top off and show those big polish boobies?

[MC Pee Pants]

Why the fuck do people take such shitty videos of things. I've never shot something that shaky in my life. I need some pussy.

[Arkbugark]

that girls scream went right through me and I had to stop watching.

at any point does she take her top off and show those big polish boobies?
No you dont get to see that and I think they cut off the fottage of bigfoot wackin it to that chick also.