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ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 03:36 AM
Walked into my shared office to find an undergraduate research assistant sleeping on one of the couches in her tightly clad pajamas.

Oops, I have to drink.

and go!

Tallman388
06-05-2009, 03:38 AM
sounds like the beginning of a porno starring you.

Drunky McBetidont
06-05-2009, 03:40 AM
Walked into my shared office to find an undergraduate research assistant sleeping on one of the couches in her tightly clad pajamas.

Oops, I have to drink.

and go!

homeless co-eds are so cute:wub:

ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 03:40 AM
Almost.

I startled her. Then she tried to explain herself.

I guess I should have offered her the "I will keep quiet if you..." line.

joethebartender
06-05-2009, 04:18 AM
[QUOTE=toiletcrusher;2291632]Walked into my shared office to find an undergraduate research assistant sleeping on one of the couches in her tightly clad pajamas.
QUOTE]

Hot. Did they have little plastic booties attached?

http://www.sleepyheads.com/Uploads/ProductImages/316_4a2fd459-0cc5-41a7-8a33-857a2d8aa71f.jpg

Hottub
06-05-2009, 04:22 AM
If ever a thread was useless without pictures...

Drunky McBetidont
06-05-2009, 04:32 AM
If ever a thread was useless without pictures...

he has a webcam too. selfish prick, huh

ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 04:34 AM
he has a webcam too. selfish prick, huh

you and I are tied with post count. Well, now I have one more.

Drunky McBetidont
06-05-2009, 04:34 AM
Almost.

I startled her. Then she tried to explain herself.

I guess I should have offered her the "I will keep quiet if you..." line.

what was her explaination? this story is juicy isnt it?

Hottub
06-05-2009, 04:36 AM
Drinking games at 8 A.M.

You rule!

ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 04:39 AM
what was her explaination? this story is juicy isnt it?

She is an hourly research assistant working on one of my projects reviewing videos and coding the assessments.

Came in late to work overnight a bit. Apparently she got tired, set her alarm, took a nap. She said she had laid down around 4am.

I woke her up when I got here at 7:20.

No juiciness but, hot body, and no explanation on why she was wearing pajamas.

ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 04:40 AM
Drinking games at 8 A.M.

You rule!

Goddamn right!!!

Play the game Tubbers!!!

I think everyone who posted in this thread so far has to drink!

Hottub
06-05-2009, 04:45 AM
Does Poland Spring count?
The boss prefers that I'm sober when I'm here.

I'm sorry about this. I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I needed somewhere to go.

ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 04:53 AM
I will let it slide just this once.

And, I wish she said that.

Drunky McBetidont
06-05-2009, 04:54 AM
Does Poland Spring count?
The boss prefers that I'm sober when I'm here.

I'm sorry about this. I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I needed somewhere to go.

i just cracked my second beer. first day of vacation for me :) i am watching grosse point blank, what a great fucking movie.


she totally wanted to get banged out in the office. it was a a seduction plan. she was laying there, waiting, dreaming of her knight in shinning armor to slip in and slip it in. if it happens again and TC doesn't bang her out we might have another "secret" on the board.:unsure:

Hottub
06-05-2009, 05:02 AM
gotten a special thank you from the lady next door for helping with a home repair.

ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 05:03 AM
<--- having a drink.

epo
06-05-2009, 05:04 AM
<--- having a drink.

What made Buffalo famous, has made a ..........oh wait.

SatCam
06-05-2009, 12:26 PM
No juiciness but, hot body, and no explanation on why she was wearing pajamas.

I would guess it's because she doesnt sleep naked when she's at work

MacVittie
06-05-2009, 12:40 PM
Never have I ever had my car broken into.

Gvac
06-05-2009, 12:43 PM
How old is she?

Please let it end in "teen."

britneypablo
06-05-2009, 12:45 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i dont think i have to drink ...similar situations have been in my past, present and im sure future


oh gvac i heard she was thirtyoneteen

SatCam
06-05-2009, 12:47 PM
Never have I ever had my car broken into.

Never have I ever seen The Godfather

Gvac
06-05-2009, 12:48 PM
<font color="deeppink"> oh gvac i heard she was thirtyoneteen

http://www.widgit.com/mayer-johnson/images/symbols/animations/wilt.gif

WampusCrandle
06-05-2009, 12:53 PM
Never have I ever seen my grandmother's tits.


<----- taking lots of shots to get rid of all the memories.

RhinoinMN
06-05-2009, 01:17 PM
Isn't this how Stalker Patti started her career?

Ryan Kulik
06-05-2009, 01:21 PM
Isn't this how Stalker Patti started her career?

I didn't know this was part of the Starbucks interview process.

Drunky McBetidont
06-05-2009, 01:29 PM
never have i ever... been treated for alcohol poisoning. (drink you alkeys):drunk:



this game would be better in a chatroom

boosterp
06-05-2009, 02:42 PM
I had just finished drinking around 6 am, now I am starting again. Drink! :drunk:

ToiletCrusher
06-08-2009, 06:55 AM
watched The Happening.

I'll bet a few of you have to drink now.

Drunky McBetidont
06-08-2009, 06:57 AM
damn it, i am safe on this one. try something else cause i want to get my buzz on.




never have i ever been to a hip show in june 2009. :drunk:

now i'll cry a little in my rum and coke.:glurps:

ToiletCrusher
06-08-2009, 07:21 AM
When I get home from work, I have three drinks to work on.