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ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 09:37 AM
I'd keep my streak of finding spammers in a record time going.

Also, I'd change everyone's passwords.

What would you do?

ChrisTheCop
06-05-2009, 09:38 AM
I'd enjoy my day off and let HotTub cover for me.

TheMojoPin
06-05-2009, 09:38 AM
I think you spot maybe 0.6% of the spammers were head off before they even get their confirmation e-mail.

TjM
06-05-2009, 09:39 AM
I'd IP ban a few people. (Yankee fans)

ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 09:39 AM
Only because I'm not a mod yet.

I can promise nearly 3% when I get a 24 hour stab at it.

Marc with a c
06-05-2009, 10:02 AM
erase my post count.

IMSlacker
06-05-2009, 10:06 AM
Merge this whole place into a single thread.

sink
06-05-2009, 10:06 AM
Make GAZ's post readable and non-vomit inducing.

Foster
06-05-2009, 10:09 AM
I'd change my board name to "urinaldenter"

silks
06-05-2009, 10:18 AM
Open up at Twitter account

epo
06-05-2009, 10:19 AM
I'd probably ban Gvac and let the others deal with the problems it would create.

Hottub
06-05-2009, 10:28 AM
Ask Mikeyboy for a raise.

paulisded
06-05-2009, 10:35 AM
Immediately delete any post that brags about what a great poster they are.

PhishHead
06-05-2009, 10:44 AM
Mojo knows exactly what I would do!

yojimbo7248
06-05-2009, 10:45 AM
I'd IP ban a few people. (Yankee fans)

Me too. I'd go on a banning spree.

joeybags
06-05-2009, 10:52 AM
i would re-open the cock docking thread


edit: screw that ever thread would require cock docking pics

grlNIN
06-05-2009, 10:54 AM
I would refrain from making Alkey a mod.

EliSnow
06-05-2009, 10:58 AM
Mojo knows exactly what I would do!

So do I.

WampusCrandle
06-05-2009, 11:03 AM
Everyone's avatar and sig must be S.I.D.S. related.

RoseBlood
06-05-2009, 11:10 AM
I'd clear all the paragraph long, perverted, gay, disgusting or down right idiotic mod-quotes as well as all of Hottub's mod-quotes and replace them with more obscure and ambiguous ones.. or just let Marc with a c have total control over that.

PhishHead
06-05-2009, 11:11 AM
So do I.

Yes you do! and it would be glorious!!!

EliSnow
06-05-2009, 11:17 AM
I'd clear all the paragraph long, perverted, gay, disgusting or down right idiotic mod-quotes as well as all of Hottub's mod-quotes and replace them with more obscure and ambiguous ones.. or just let Marc with a c have total control over that.

But you'd keep yours right?

Caseyelan
06-05-2009, 11:17 AM
Make GAZ's post readable and non-vomit inducing.

Oddly, I would give gaz keys.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_1d7b7b73a1b4f7ae6d7a2b8e60292691.jpg

vamessenger
06-05-2009, 11:28 AM
Merge this whole place into a single thread.

Funniest message board thing I have ever seen done. Epic Lulz!!

RoseBlood
06-05-2009, 11:29 AM
But you'd keep yours right?

Only if you were the responsible one.

Aggie
06-05-2009, 11:41 AM
Have a Hot Chick Pic thread in every forum.

Drunky McBetidont
06-05-2009, 11:43 AM
i would fix the chat

EliSnow
06-05-2009, 11:47 AM
Have a Hot Chick Pic thread in every forum.

I think you need to get laid this weekend.

RoseBlood
06-05-2009, 11:51 AM
eyescan log in (http://www.art-dept.com/artists/rankin/portfolio/specialprojects/eyescapes/portfolio.html?source=20i)

Aggie
06-05-2009, 11:54 AM
I think you need to get laid this weekend.

I think I'll take your advice. :smoke: Everyone should.

drjoek
06-05-2009, 11:58 AM
I think I'll take your advice. :smoke: Everyone should.

Im in

Aggie
06-05-2009, 11:59 AM
Go get laid at your beach house!

drjoek
06-05-2009, 12:01 PM
Go get laid at your beach house!

I would except I"ve got Yankee tickets tonight ( I may get to meet THE Jersey Rich!!) if the rain holds off then I have to umpire 4 games Sat and Sun

EliSnow
06-05-2009, 12:04 PM
I would except I"ve got Yankee tickets tonight ( I may get to meet THE Jersey Rich!!)

Well, then you may get laid at the game.

Aggie
06-05-2009, 12:05 PM
Well, then you may get laid at the game.

yeah, rich is desparate right now. i bet you wouldn't even have to get him drunk.

drjoek
06-05-2009, 12:08 PM
Well, then you may get laid at the game.

:ohmy:

I love the New Yankee Stadium

drjoek
06-05-2009, 12:12 PM
Ive made it a priority this year to meet a few .netters
Almost got to meet Don Stugots in FLA
I tried to visit SatCam at his job. He was transferred the week before.
I should be able to see Jersey Rich tonight and also Ralphbxny at the game.
Matty Friday rebuked my offer at the last Yankee game we attended So Fuck Him
I will be dropping in on KHB at work as soon as I get a free morning.

There are many hot chicks here too
just sayin

Aggie
06-05-2009, 12:14 PM
Ive made it a priority this year to meet a few .netters
Almost got to meet Don Stugots in FLA
I tried to visit SatCam at his job. He was transferred the week before.
I should be able to see Jersey Rich tonight and also Ralphbxny at the game.
Matty Friday rebuked my offer at the last Yankee game we attended So Fuck Him
I will be dropping in on KHB at work as soon as I get a free morning.

There are many hot chicks here too
just sayin

So if you were a mod you would have a mandatory face to face interview for all the female members? Sounds reasonable. But you're paying for the plane tickets.

SatCam
06-05-2009, 12:21 PM
If I were Mod for just one day I would give it all away






I would give it all away to be with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu





I would still like to meet you Joe,,,, name a time and place

KingModem
06-05-2009, 12:23 PM
I would make Dave an honorary 12 hour mod. Then I would ban him.

Gvac
06-05-2009, 12:42 PM
I'd hit the reset button.

Then I would "De-mod" all the existing ones and have complete control!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

drjoek
06-05-2009, 12:44 PM
I'd hit the reset button.

Then I would "De-mod" all the existing ones and have complete control!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

CtrlAltDelete this Motherfucker?

drjoek
06-05-2009, 12:45 PM
So if you were a mod you would have a mandatory face to face interview for all the female members? Sounds reasonable. But you're paying for the plane tickets.

The freaking rain has altered my meeting .netters plans:wallbash:
Yankees rained out:glurps:

slurp mercury
06-05-2009, 12:58 PM
Oddly, I would give gaz keys.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_1d7b7b73a1b4f7ae6d7a2b8e60292691.jpg

I like the idea. This place could use more positivity! Hooray for GAZ!

RhinoinMN
06-05-2009, 01:15 PM
I would spray shit and cum all over the mod lounge. Then make Drjoek clean up.

Foster
06-05-2009, 01:28 PM
I'd take my ronfez.net company car to atlantic city,

then, using the ronfez.net corporate account, I'd play blackjack
all night, taking hits on anything under 20.

zildjian361
06-05-2009, 03:30 PM
Ask Mikeyboy for a raise.

Johnny you get paid? :lol:

zildjian361
06-05-2009, 03:32 PM
id luv to honey but i ain't got the time.:drunk::smoke:

cougarjake13
06-05-2009, 03:34 PM
only the sports threads will be active

drusilla
06-05-2009, 03:37 PM
encourage another night of 1000 polls

Death Metal Moe
06-05-2009, 03:44 PM
Delete my own account

zildjian361
06-05-2009, 03:56 PM
Delete my own account

rude and rude 1 post i dont think so.:wink:

led37zep
06-05-2009, 04:09 PM
I'd ban everyone except Keithy_19 and Reeshy for a month.

CuntagiousChris
06-05-2009, 04:12 PM
id buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics or get a magic wand and make the world suck my dick without a condom on while im on the john

Gvac
06-05-2009, 04:15 PM
I'd ban everyone except Keithy_19 and Reeshy for a month.

That would be awesome.

zildjian361
06-05-2009, 04:22 PM
That would be awesome.

G look's like youre stuck at home again tonight Bro, Bar Night Soon, IM out .:tongue::smoke::drunk:

Death Metal Moe
06-05-2009, 04:39 PM
id buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics or get a magic wand and make the world suck my dick without a condom on while im on the john

How did Bruno's balls taste?

CuntagiousChris
06-05-2009, 04:49 PM
How did Bruno's balls taste?

hey somebody got it :clap:

Death Metal Moe
06-05-2009, 04:51 PM
hey somebody got it :clap:

Yea, what I got is Swine Flu. I'm fucking DYING over here, motherfucking summer colds SUCK.

CuntagiousChris
06-05-2009, 04:53 PM
Yea, what I got is Swine Flu. I'm fucking DYING over here, motherfucking summer colds SUCK.

that sucks bruno balls my friend

lleeder
06-05-2009, 04:54 PM
If I were Mod I would merge this shit thread with the original.
Here ya go (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54494&highlight=moderator)

spoon
06-05-2009, 05:06 PM
I'd IP ban a few people. (Yankee fans)

MAKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER A MOD!!

spoon
06-05-2009, 05:07 PM
Make GAZ's post readable and non-vomit inducing.

So you would erase them....MOD SINK!

spoon
06-05-2009, 05:07 PM
Open up at Twitter account

Ban this fucker!

spoon
06-05-2009, 05:08 PM
Immediately delete any post that brags about what a great poster they are.

More good ideas, but that's half this attention seeking trash pile.....MODSHIP!

spoon
06-05-2009, 05:12 PM
Oddly, I would give gaz keys.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_1d7b7b73a1b4f7ae6d7a2b8e60292691.jpg

God Casey, say it ain't so...say it ain't so!

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:jDH5U2jfd0lr9M:http://www.theiphoneblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/say-it-aint-so.jpg

spoon
06-05-2009, 05:14 PM
Well, then you may get laid at the game.

He does certainly seem to be on the board prowl.

spoon
06-05-2009, 05:15 PM
Ive made it a priority this year to meet a few .netters
Almost got to meet Don Stugots in FLA
I tried to visit SatCam at his job. He was transferred the week before.
I should be able to see Jersey Rich tonight and also Ralphbxny at the game.
Matty Friday rebuked my offer at the last Yankee game we attended So Fuck Him
I will be dropping in on KHB at work as soon as I get a free morning.

There are many hot chicks here too
just sayin

Softball game the 20th u tooth pulling asscunt!

lleeder
06-05-2009, 05:16 PM
This is so exciting. I wonder what spoon will say about my post.

ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 05:20 PM
If I were Mod I would merge this shit thread with the original.
Here ya go (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54494&highlight=moderator)

I'd get rid of the search feature all together seeing as how it barely works anyway.

spoon
06-05-2009, 05:21 PM
That you should stop calling the show and make the fucking softball game you drunk slut.

IamFogHat
06-05-2009, 05:21 PM
Pretend to be Mikey and or Riley so everyone would love me.

ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 05:22 PM
Ooh, my turn now.

spoon
06-05-2009, 05:24 PM
Pretend to be Mikey and or Riley so everyone would love me.

ooooo, sorry

lleeder
06-05-2009, 05:28 PM
That's a post purgatory deluxe.

spoon
06-05-2009, 05:33 PM
That's a post purgatory deluxe.

oh yah

zildjian361
06-05-2009, 05:40 PM
I would spray shit and cum all over the mod lounge. Then make Drjoek clean up.

AS A MOD ZILDJIAN 361 WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH SHIT.:banning:

Death Metal Moe
06-05-2009, 05:59 PM
Here's a Mod I actually know something about.

http://www.gocybershopping.com/files/provider/images%5Ct_1542_01.jpg

IamFogHat
06-05-2009, 06:03 PM
There's a new person I think I would ban honestly unjustly, but since he changed his avatar I think he would go unscathed.
Just speaking for the people here.

IMSlacker
06-05-2009, 06:03 PM
If I were Mod I would merge this shit thread with the original.
Here ya go (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54494&highlight=moderator)

Already taken care of. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2292285&postcount=7) Glad I could help.