Good time at a funeral

[BronxJohnny]

Got a call from a buddies mom this morning that her daughter, his sister had recently died and if i would mind going to the funeral. I had not seen this buddy in about 3 yrs but hes a friend and I said fuck it why not. For some reason the funeral home was on southern slave heat and to top it all off my old buddy is a heroin head now and didn't mind asking for a couple of bucks. The bright spot you might wonder beacuse theres always a bright spot, is making a complete ass of myself by tripping on the rug in front of the casket and slightly brushing my friends dead sisters boob. The best part is my ol' pal saw it and decided to yell "GET OFF MY SISTER" i yell back, because i'm classy that way "Shut your cock sucking junky mouth". By the way his mother flan and domincan cake was delicious, even though it was at the fucking funeral home and the frosting was melting off because it was so motherfucking hot in there, the luckiest person in the room was the stiff in the casket, no disrespect met her once nice gal, shes in a better place and all that good stuff. I'm a scumbag and i'm dealing with it one day at a time that is all have a great weekend.:thumbup:

[MacVittie]

church.

[Enabler]

Sounds like the viewing went bad...not your fault bj. I hope you got some of that delicious flan at least. Did you "loan" the junky dude money or what?

[Devo37]

so what do dead t!tties feel like?

[Sue_Bender]

so what do dead t!tties feel like?



X2!!

WE NEED TO KNOW!

[boosterp]

Eh, this is why I make it a point to skip this shit.

Fucking crazy ass people they become at these events, count me out.

[boosterp]

so what do dead t!tties feel like?



X2!!

WE NEED TO KNOW!

It is stiff like a fake boob, nothing to get excited about. Yuk!

[Farmer Dave]

You rule Johnny!

It is stiff like a fake boob, nothing to get excited about. Yuk!
You give me the heebie-jeebies, boosterp

[BronxJohnny]

I gave my ol' bud 23 bucks and a 10 dollar gift card to ihop, pretty sure the gift card expired being that i didnt have that suit on in a while. Also dead tits feel alot like raw chicken oddly enough with the skin on, dont float my boat but dont make you a bad person either.

[boosterp]

You rule Johnny!


You give me the heebie-jeebies, boosterp

I hear that a lot budday.

[biggirl]

Wow

[Gvac]

Sometimes I really wish I was born in a ghetto.

White people have no idea what real fun is.

[bigredd]

I went to the funeral of one of buddy's dads recently and had a blast. One buddy of mine sends another buddy a text while waiting on him to arrive. "Hurry up. There's tons of old pussy here." Fuckin awesome.

[Kris10]

classy party

[SatCam]

the way you describe the heat makes me want to take a cold shower

[MadMatt]

I thought this thread was going to have to have something to do with the "Groping Your Cousin" thread. :laugh:

[foodcourtdruide]

I gave my ol' bud 23 bucks and a 10 dollar gift card to ihop, pretty sure the gift card expired being that i didnt have that suit on in a while. Also dead tits feel alot like raw chicken oddly enough with the skin on, dont float my boat but dont make you a bad person either.

Lol actually, I'm pretty sure enjoying touching a dead womans breasts would put you in the realm od "bad person"

[BronxJohnny]

HAHA good fucking point, though i call jinx on the OD. I dont want to be held accountable for anything that happens to my old pal.

[Kris10]

When I die I hope everyone gropes me one last time

[lleeder]

Who knew that they had gift cards for IHOP? I'd love to get one of those.

[Gvac]

When I die I hope everyone gropes me one last time

You have my word.

[Sue_Bender]

When I die I hope everyone gropes me one last time

You have my word.

...and eventually his hands under your dress. :glurps:

[Kris10]

You have my word.

:wub:

[K.C.]

ahhhh...the ol' corpse side-tit lunge....

[Fallon]

Oh and by the way... They're real and they're spectacular!!

[Kris10]

Oh and by the way... They're real and they're spectacular!!

I'm not dead yet

[Heather 8]

When I die I hope everyone gropes me one last time

You have my word.

Unless you go after you turn 30. Then all bets are off.

[Kris10]

Unless you go after you turn 30. Then all bets are off.

I have 6+ months before the big 3-0.