New "knock it off" euphemism??

[ToiletCrusher]

"knock it off"

Does it need to be replaced?

Post your suggestions.

[RoseBlood]

No.. now shut the fuck up!!!

[JerseyRich]

Heyyyyyy Youuuuuuuuuu Guuuuuuuuuuuys!

[RoseBlood]

Heyyyyyy Youuuuuuuuuu Guuuuuuuuuuuys!

Did you wiggle your ears when you said that?

[Chigworthy]

Crank one off

[ToiletCrusher]

Did you wiggle your beard when you said that?

yes he did.

[Freitag]

He actually just used "scale it back".


How about "simmer down"?

[Aggie]

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Full_House_Joey_Cut_It_Out-T.jpg

[RoseBlood]

Miiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkeeee!!!!! Miiiiiiiiiiiiikke!!!!!!!! Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HBox]

Hold yer horses there PAAAAAAAHTNAAAAH.

[JerseyRich]

Did you wiggle your ass when you said that?

yes.

[EliSnow]

Crank one off

No, that's the slogan for the Hot Chick Pic thread.

[nate1000]

cut the shit

[Hottub]

Cut the shit.

Don't make me come up there!

Settle down or I'm turning this board around.

[ToiletCrusher]

Cut the shit.

Don't make me come up there!

Settle down or I'm turning this board around.

Child rearing has tainted you.

[drjoek]

"Don't make me turn this car around because I WILL do it"

[EliSnow]

You're cruisin' for a bruisin'!

[HBox]

Settle down or I'm going to fuck your mother in the mouth.

[mikeyboy]

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to kill the dog"

I stole that one from Kornheiser.

[ToiletCrusher]

Or threaten an ass spanking to another adult.

On second thought, that might make people more inclined.

[CountryBob]

Cool Your Jets!

[ToiletCrusher]

I'll ban your board characters forever.

[mikeyboy]

"Shut up, Matty"

[RhinoinMN]

I'm gonna cloud up and rain all over you!

[ANC]

"What are you some sorta asshole?"

[Hottub]

Zip it you goddam dick with ears!

[RoseBlood]

I'd choose anyone of the following epo gems:

SNOOGANS GO TO YOUR ROOM! GOD DAMN IT!

You are grounded for a week.

YOU KNOW WHY. NOW LIVE WITH IT YOU BRAT!

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ground you for a week. You know that the behavior you've exhibited is unacceptable in public or any place where people might be. I know that you've going thru a "special time" in a young girl's life, but that still doesn't excuse what you've done.

Now I'm going to sip some single malt scotch and then bang your mother...so keep the noise down.

Good to sleep now and don't hammersavage this up for me. Thanks buddy.

Listen, I'm drinking scotch right now...and soon I'll have your mother in a very compromising position. You understand right?

Thanks buddy, sleep well.

I said to keep it down. Now go to sleep and let me bang your mother.

Don't make me come back down here and smother you to death with a pillow. I'd fucking do it too.

[JerseyRich]

Wipe your vaginas and shut up.

[ANC]

Zip it you goddam dick with ears!

:glurps:

[RhinoinMN]

"What are you some sorta asshole?"

"We all are sir."

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lMvR9UVgKyU/RqEdPczn7xI/AAAAAAAAAAM/N8Pj9gy2uP8/s200/spaceballs_asshole.gif

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2316/2467350044_71dd982341.jpg?v=0

[RoseBlood]

Wipe your vaginas and shut up.

Go shove a tampon up in yours.

[HBox]

If this doesn't stop I'm going to give a stern lecture followed with a disappointing glance.

[JerseyRich]

Go shove a tampon up in yours.

Thankfully mine doesn't bleed.

[ANC]

"We all are sir."

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lMvR9UVgKyU/RqEdPczn7xI/AAAAAAAAAAM/N8Pj9gy2uP8/s200/spaceballs_asshole.gif

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2316/2467350044_71dd982341.jpg?v=0

:lol::clap::lol:

[ANC]

I like the pompous, over-annunciating and stressed the "E", "Enough" w/ a stern look.

[Howard Stern]

If this doesn't stop I'm going to give a stern lecture followed with a disappointing glance.


Hoo Hoo

I invented the Stern lecture

Tell 'em Fred

[ToiletCrusher]

Hoo Hoo

I invented the Stern lecture

Tell 'em Fred

Now invent more bandwidth for your sig pic!

[Drunky McBetidont]

hi howard, i listened to you in the late 80s and early 90s when you were on fm. you look exactly the same. and your show hasn't changed either. keep it up.

[EliSnow]

Hoo Hoo

I invented the Stern lecture

Tell 'em Fred

Change your sig pic.

[boosterp]

Mafia Life Chris (MLC) is more severely used when Hammersavaged just does not work as an adjective. "You MLC'd this all up you little faggot, now I am going to beat your mother with a whiskey bottle for having you!"

[Drunky McBetidont]

Thankfully mine doesn't bleed.

that is the nice part of a post op tranny. get the vagina sans the menstral cycle

[ToiletCrusher]

Change your sig pic.

I got this one, Mr. Snow.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Mafia Life Chris (MLC) is more severely used when Hammersavaged just does not work as an adjective. "You MLC'd this all up you little faggot, now I am going to beat your cock while you lay in a sleeping bag!"

did i just mlc his thread?

[ANC]

I got this one, Mr. Snow.
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/child_actors_8.jpg

[walker]

that is the nice part of a post op tranny. get the vagina sans the menstral cycle

If this ^^^^ doesn't make it to a mod quote, I don't know what would....

[BlackSpider]

Heyyyyy...!!!

[Aggie]

I'm partial to "quit it!"

I gave up cursing in college so I sound very G rated at times.

[ANC]

"I'll Box Your Ears, You!"

[ANC]

I gave up cursing in college so I sound very G rated at times.

For Lent? :huh:

[Aggie]

For Lent? :huh:

Nah, I just started doing it to much and wanted to stop. It doesn't bother me. And I'll type them sometimes on here but the worst I say now is damn or ass. :innocent:

[disneyspy]

"What are you some sorta asshole?"

i'm surrounded by assholes!

[hammersavage]

Enough with the tomfoolery

[ANC]

Nah, I just started doing it to much and wanted to stop. It doesn't bother me. And I'll type them sometimes on here but the worst I say now is damn or ass. :innocent:

Yeah I gotta start watching my mouth.. Because of where I work, I'm used to people saying the most vile things without thinking twice and picked it up.

[BlackSpider]

I'll ban you so hard, your grandchildren won't be able to post...!!!

[disneyspy]

I'll ban you so hard, your grandchildren won't be able to post...!!!

beutiful

[walker]

Have you ever slipped and said filthy cunt rag?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

STOP!!!!!!!!! , in the name of love, then blow them a kiss