Why does Fez still have a job?

[boken-a]

Oh, boy I'm gonna catch hell for this one, but please at least read the points before completely trashing me.

I'm not just trying to be negative. These are FACTS.

1. He hardly ever speaks on the air anymore. When he does it's to make some outlandish statement (this annoying new character) that he has absolutely no facts or information for, nor can he argue the point to any degree that makes it sound like he even believes what he's saying. Fez is just NOT a very smart person. Maybe it's a bit, but if it is it's way beyond Fez's very limited acting abilities.

2. He is probably the least interesting person in radio. And that's saying something. He doesn't read books, watch movies, listen to music, appreciate art, enjoy good food....sure, he looks at comic books, but he's admitted that most of the time he doesn't even read those! Just looks at the pretty colors.

3. He doesn't have any jokes anymore. When he does manage to come up with a line he half stammers it out without any confidence and it falls flat.

4. How much time is wasted talking about what Fez can't do and what he doesn't know - which is pretty much everything. Again, maybe a bit. I'd argue that it would have to be because I can't imagine anyone being so flat out uninteresting and still have a job in the media! Wouldn't it be a much better show if once in awhile they could have a discussion about things without Ron having to carry it on his back and finally giving up in frustration?

If the show is canceled it'll be Fez's fault. He used to be great, but now he just stinks! I know Ron is a loyal friend, but that loyalty is going to sink the whole show. Enough talking about Fez's anxieties and what a weak-bellied sissy he's turned into. That guy's just an albatross now. And that whole "is or isn't he?" bit is the perfect example of the creative ceiling Fez has hit as a performer. Enough coddling. The show can't afford to coddle anymore. Cut him loose and let's get someone in there that can contribute before it's too late.:furious:

Just think for a second before you trash me. Am I wrong?

[Sinestro]

Nepotism

[biozombie]

:indifference:

[styckx]

In before the yelling at Matty

[underdog]

Can we officially start a "penultimate Fez hater thread" now?

[Marc with a c]

affirmative action.

[RonsShittyAshtray]

It makes him Fez:thumbup:

[Tall_James]

He has pictures of Mel Karmazin wearing a french maid outfit that will see the light of day if he is ever fired.

[Gvac]

I didn't see anyone else stepping up to the plate and downing 60 Oreos in an hour, did you?

Anyone else have 2 heart attacks because they care so much about the show?

[ToiletCrusher]

I would prefer to not read and think and instead go right to trashing.

You are a nancy.

[Chigworthy]

Mmmmmm. Un-Crystallized ginger. So sweet and spicy.

[WampusCrandle]

oi vay. well, i'm in before it's locked up.

[ToiletCrusher]

oi vay. well, i'm in before it's locked up.

please, this thread will last at least 45 minutes. You have time.

[styckx]

I love when someone writes a list of complaints who isn't part of the show staff or involved in the show and starts off a rant with "These are FACTS". You can pretty much expect a good laugh from that point on.

[Ritalin]

Beat it.

[beachbum]

Option #2.Go fuck yourself.

[mikeyboy]

Just think for a second before you trash me. Am I wrong?

Gimme a sec....










yes

[drjoek]

Boken a is incorrect
The Ron and Fez show is fine
Fez is doing a great job
Just stop with these stupid threads that serve no purpose

[Death Metal Moe]

Oh, boy I'm gonna catch hell for this one, but please at least read the points before completely trashing me.

I'm not just trying to be negative. These are FACTS.

1. I love cock in my butt.

2. Reach arounds are like Christmas gifts I get every trip to the bath house.

3. I'm so glad cum doesn't stick in your teeth, it just goes down smooth.

4. People shy away from me in public due to my horrific body odor and general lack of personal grooming.


Now THERE are some facts, finally.

[Gvac]

Boken a is incorrect
The Ron and Fez show is fine
Fez is doing a great job
Just stop with these stupid threads that serve no purpose

Sycophant!

Ass kisser!

Brown noser!

[ToiletCrusher]

Boken a is incorrect
The Ron and Fez show is fine
Fez is doing a great job
Just stop with these stupid threads that serve no purpose

I see that you pulled up your britches for this event, eh sheriff?

[styckx]

Now THERE are some facts, finally.

Ok, I sometimes clash with yours posts, but that won me over. Bravo! :clap:

[WampusCrandle]

Boken a is incorrect
The Ron and Fez show is fine
Fez is doing a great job
Just stop with these stupid threads that serve no purpose

looks like someone doesn't want to be hated by Fez ...

[3Setsof10]

Oh, boy I'm gonna catch hell for this one, but please at least read the points before completely trashing me.

I'm not just trying to be negative. These are FACTS.

1. He hardly ever speaks on the air anymore. When he does it's to make some outlandish statement (this annoying new character) that he has absolutely no facts or information for, nor can he argue the point to any degree that makes it sound like he even believes what he's saying. Fez is just NOT a very smart person. Maybe it's a bit, but if it is it's way beyond Fez's very limited acting abilities.

2. He is probably the least interesting person in radio. And that's saying something. He doesn't read books, watch movies, listen to music, appreciate art, enjoy good food....sure, he looks at comic books, but he's admitted that most of the time he doesn't even read those! Just looks at the pretty colors.

3. He doesn't have any jokes anymore. When he does manage to come up with a line he half stammers it out without any confidence and it falls flat.

4. How much time is wasted talking about what Fez can't do and what he doesn't know - which is pretty much everything. Again, maybe a bit. I'd argue that it would have to be because I can't imagine anyone being so flat out uninteresting and still have a job in the media! Wouldn't it be a much better show if once in awhile they could have a discussion about things without Ron having to carry it on his back and finally giving up in frustration?

If the show is canceled it'll be Fez's fault. He used to be great, but now he just stinks! I know Ron is a loyal friend, but that loyalty is going to sink the whole show. Enough talking about Fez's anxieties and what a weak-bellied sissy he's turned into. That guy's just an albatross now. And that whole "is or isn't he?" bit is the perfect example of the creative ceiling Fez has hit as a performer. Enough coddling. The show can't afford to coddle anymore. Cut him loose and let's get someone in there that can contribute before it's too late.:furious:

Just think for a second before you trash me. Am I wrong?

Those are all opinions.

My opinion is that you're a shit stirring idiot trying to ride the coattails of an earlier thread that also failed miserably.

Hence, my opinion is that you like to fail.

[Death Metal Moe]

Ok, I sometimes clash with yours posts, but that won me over. Bravo! :clap:

Bashing trolls brings the whole site together.

[ToiletCrusher]

looks like someone doesn't want to be hated by Fez ...

but Ron hates him.

[drjoek]

Sycophant!
Yeah
Ass kisser!
No
Brown noser!
Isn't that the same thing?



Move over Gvac there's a new leader here.
I am the voice of RonFEZ.net

[GreatAmericanZero]

Oh, boy I'm gonna catch hell for this one, but please at least read the points before completely trashing me.

I'm not just trying to be negative. These are FACTS.

1. He hardly ever speaks on the air anymore. When he does it's to make some outlandish statement (this annoying new character) that he has absolutely no facts or information for, nor can he argue the point to any degree that makes it sound like he even believes what he's saying. Fez is just NOT a very smart person. Maybe it's a bit, but if it is it's way beyond Fez's very limited acting abilities.

2. He is probably the least interesting person in radio. And that's saying something. He doesn't read books, watch movies, listen to music, appreciate art, enjoy good food....sure, he looks at comic books, but he's admitted that most of the time he doesn't even read those! Just looks at the pretty colors.

3. He doesn't have any jokes anymore. When he does manage to come up with a line he half stammers it out without any confidence and it falls flat.

4. How much time is wasted talking about what Fez can't do and what he doesn't know - which is pretty much everything. Again, maybe a bit. I'd argue that it would have to be because I can't imagine anyone being so flat out uninteresting and still have a job in the media! Wouldn't it be a much better show if once in awhile they could have a discussion about things without Ron having to carry it on his back and finally giving up in frustration?

If the show is canceled it'll be Fez's fault. He used to be great, but now he just stinks! I know Ron is a loyal friend, but that loyalty is going to sink the whole show. Enough talking about Fez's anxieties and what a weak-bellied sissy he's turned into. That guy's just an albatross now. And that whole "is or isn't he?" bit is the perfect example of the creative ceiling Fez has hit as a performer. Enough coddling. The show can't afford to coddle anymore. Cut him loose and let's get someone in there that can contribute before it's too late.:furious:

Just think for a second before you trash me. Am I wrong?

all these points that you felt were so important and original are things that have been discussed on the board so much that i think everyone is bored to tears by them

but why not be constructive? So you think Fez isn't doing a good job...what do you say they do? Do you think they should fire him? Who should replace him? whats your ideal version of the Ron & Fez show and how do you think they can make it happen?

instead of just complaining...help out. its an open forum, show the world how creative you really are!

[ToiletCrusher]

Move over Gvac there's a new leader here.
I am the voice of RonFEZ.net

But, it's a high pitched whiny voice only heard by the people within a 5 foot radius at your pretentious beach house.


Did I mention that I want to come to your house party?

[Death Metal Moe]

all these points that you felt were so important and original are things that have been discussed on the board so much that i think everyone is bored to tears by them

but why not be constructive? So you think Fez isn't doing a good job...what do you say they do? Do you think they should fire him? Who should replace him? whats your ideal version of the Ron & Fez show and how do you think they can make it happen?

instead of just complaining...help out. its an open forum, show the world how creative you really are!

Actually, I have to disagree with GAZ.

Don't leave your lame opinion in here asshole, no one gives a fuck if you live or die let alone your opinion on Ron and Fez. Show's doing just fine.

[styckx]

Motivational speakers suck

[FezsAssistant]

Dude has a point.

Ron has obviously had it with Fez's shit, too. It's getting really tough to listen to the show. Ron belittles Fez about every single thing he does. Ron is going all out in trying to drive Fez off the show.

"What are you laughing at, Fez? You're only laughing because I'm laughing. You don't get the joke."

[WampusCrandle]

Actually, I have to disagree with GAZ.

Don't leave your lame opinion in here asshole, no one gives a fuck if you live or die let alone your opinion on Ron and Fez. Show's doing just fine.

and your post doesn't help much either.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Actually, I have to disagree with GAZ.

Don't leave your lame opinion in here asshole, no one gives a fuck if you live or die let alone your opinion on Ron and Fez. Show's doing just fine.

I think it would be funny to read his terrible ideas on how to make the show betters and then we can goof on him for being an uncreative clueless messageboard guy...kinda let him shoot himself in his own foot. I'm bored over here! at least it would be something different

[lleeder]

but why not be constructive? So you think Fez isn't doing a good job...what do you say they do? Do you think they should fire him? Who should replace him?

There's really only one guy that could replace him.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n74/perine0071/fez.png

[styckx]

Dude has a point.

Ron has obviously had it with Fez's shit, too. It's getting really tough to listen to the show. Ron belittles Fez about every single thing he does. Ron is going all out in trying to drive Fez off the show.

"What are you laughing at, Fez? You're only laughing because I'm laughing. You don't get the joke."

Ok, I've been around long enough to be SHOCKED, SHOCKED that you agree with everything the OP said.

[Death Metal Moe]

Dude has a point.

Ron has obviously had it with Fez's shit, too. It's getting really tough to listen to the show. Ron belittles Fez about every single thing he does. Ron is going all out in trying to drive Fez off the show.

"What are you laughing at, Fez? You're only laughing because I'm laughing. You don't get the joke."

Oh fuck off, stick your head back up your ass and go back where you came from until the next fucking Anti Fez thread you troll garbage.

[3Setsof10]

Dude has a point.

Ron has obviously had it with Fez's shit, too. It's getting really tough to listen to the show. Ron belittles Fez about every single thing he does. Ron is going all out in trying to drive Fez off the show.

"What are you laughing at, Fez? You're only laughing because I'm laughing. You don't get the joke."

What a shock you turn up here

Who the fuck is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to listen? It's a radio show, if it's getting "tough" for you turn the fucking thing OFF

[Death Metal Moe]

and your post doesn't help much either.

I don't think there's a problem and am not stupid enough to start threads like this if I did so my posts aren't in question.

[drjoek]

But, it's a high pitched whiny voice only heard by the people within a 5 foot radius at your pretentious beach house.


Did I mention that I want to come to your house party?



A high whiny pitched voice heard today on THE Ron and Fez show today and NOT hung up on!

[ToiletCrusher]

A high whiny pitched voice heard today on THE Ron and Fez show today and NOT hung up on!

There is tomorrow.

[mikeyboy]

Dude has a point.

Ron has obviously had it with Fez's shit, too. It's getting really tough to listen to the show. Ron belittles Fez about every single thing he does. Ron is going all out in trying to drive Fez off the show.

"What are you laughing at, Fez? You're only laughing because I'm laughing. You don't get the joke."

Let me guess. You again won't respond to any of the people who challenge you on why you're even here. We get it. You hate the show and everyone on this board. The fact that you spend your time here must say something about you.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Oh fuck off, stick your head back up your ass and go back where you came from until the next fucking Anti Fez thread you troll garbage.

it doesn't have to be an "Anti-Fez thread" for him to make an anti-fez post. it could literally be about anything and he'll find a way. i couldn't imagine the effort

[Annie Waits]

as long as we have Ron Bennington everything will be fine!

[FezsAssistant]

all these points that you felt were so important and original are things that have been discussed on the board so much that i think everyone is bored to tears by them

but why not be constructive? So you think Fez isn't doing a good job...what do you say they do? Do you think they should fire him? Who should replace him? whats your ideal version of the Ron & Fez show and how do you think they can make it happen?

instead of just complaining...help out. its an open forum, show the world how creative you really are!

Ok...
Fire Fez. ESD is 2nd mic. ESD finally gets the pay he deserves for working so hard. Hire Mooch. He deserves it for working so hard. Hire someone else for a producer seat. All problems are solved. It's pretty fucking obvious.
Fez will then be free to devote the extra three hours a day to whatever anti-free speech group he wants.

[WampusCrandle]

I don't think there's a problem and am not stupid enough to start threads like this if I did so my posts aren't in question.

you've also been here since the dawn of time.

but, Ron has said many things like that ("What are you laughing at, Fez? You're only laughing because I'm laughing. You don't get the joke.") to Fez, and no one seems to have a problem with that? I think that is a bit odd.

[ToiletCrusher]

I feel like progress is already being made.

[Death Metal Moe]

it doesn't have to be an "Anti-Fez thread" for him to make an anti-fez post. it could literally be about anything and he'll find a way. i couldn't imagine the effort

Good point, that dipshit turned a thread about something else into a cheap shot at Fez. He's just amazing.

[FezsAssistant]

Let me guess. You again won't respond to any of the people who challenge you on why you're even here. We get it. You hate the show and everyone on this board. The fact that you spend your time here must say something about you.

I post, then live my life. I usually don't stay on the board all night hitting refresh waiting for people to respond.
I have a job and a life unlike most of the people on this board.
I love the show. If you read my posts, you'd know that.
You also know that I post the truth and that's what pisses you people off.

[Gvac]

Ok...
Fire Fez. ESD is 2nd mic. ESD finally gets the pay he deserves for working so hard. Hire Mooch. He deserves it for working so hard. Hire someone else for a producer seat. All problems are solved. It's pretty fucking obvious.
Fez will then be free to devote the extra three hours a day to whatever anti-free speech group he wants.

I can't believe it took me all this time to figure out who "FezsAssistant" really is.

HI RON! :bye:

[ToiletCrusher]

I can't believe it took me all this time to figure out who "FezsAssistant" really is.

HI RON! :bye:

I figured with hailing from Astoria, it was Hicks.

[drjoek]

Ok...
Fire Fez. ESD is 2nd mic. ESD finally gets the pay he deserves for working so hard. Hire Mooch. He deserves it for working so hard. Hire someone else for a producer seat. All problems are solved. It's pretty fucking obvious.
Fez will then be free to devote the extra three hours a day to whatever anti-free speech group he wants.



God you are a stupid asshole

[styckx]

I post, then live my life. I usually don't stay on the board all night hitting refresh waiting for people to respond.
I have a job and a life unlike most of the people on this board.
I love the show. If you read my posts, you'd know that.
You also know that I post the truth and that's what pisses you people off.

Typical tard reply checklist

1. tell everyone how much of a life I have - Check

2. Tell everyone I have a job - Check

3. Mothers basement insult - Uncheck


Sooo sorry, you almost got it right. Not quite though. Keep tryin buddah!

[Death Metal Moe]

you've also been here since the dawn of time.

but, Ron has said many things like that ("What are you laughing at, Fez? You're only laughing because I'm laughing. You don't get the joke.") to Fez, and no one seems to have a problem with that? I think that is a bit odd.

OK, then continue to take everything you hear on the air as 100% truth about the real relationship between Ron and Fez.

Oh and come over here for a second, I have a business proposition for you to consider...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Three_Card_Monte.jpg/800px-Three_Card_Monte.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

God you are a stupid asshole

insert euphemism for "knock it off" here.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Typical tard reply checklist

1. tell everyone how much of a life I have - Check

2. Tell everyone I have a job - Check

3. Mothers basement insult - Uncheck


Sooo sorry, you almost got it right. Not quite though. Keep tryin buddah!

the "I tell it as it is and you can't handle the truth!" comment has to be apart of that checklist

[Gvac]

I figured with hailing from Astoria, it was Hicks.

Hmmm....you may be right.

[drjoek]

insert euphemism for "knock it off" here.


Knocking it off sir

[sailor]

more like boken-gay

[Death Metal Moe]

I post, then live my life. I usually don't stay on the board all night hitting refresh waiting for people to respond.
I have a job and a life unlike most of the people on this board.
I love the show. If you read my posts, you'd know that.
You also know that I post the truth and that's what pisses you people off.

No, you use your time here to only bash Fez.

You have yet to post any truth, we're still waiting. Your opinion in your own head that you're the lone voice of reason here is so fucking off base you might be retarded.

The rest of the nonsense you posted is so "cliche internet reply" I won't even acknowledge you said it.

[ToiletCrusher]

Hmmm....you may be right.

A conspiracy you say?

I think I will get my pipe, a yellow steno pad, my reading glasses, a sidekick and stay up all night to figure this one out.

[ToiletCrusher]

Knocking it off sir

You meant jerking, didn't you?

[underdog]

I have a job and a life unlike most of the people on this board.

Ugh. This is so boring.

[Hottub]

Ok...
Fire Fez. ESD is 2nd mic. ESD finally gets the pay he deserves for working so hard. Hire Mooch. He deserves it for working so hard. Hire someone else for a producer seat. All problems are solved. It's pretty fucking obvious.
Fez will then be free to devote the extra three hours a day to whatever anti-free speech group he wants.

I guess we have not been listening to the same show. These past few months Fez has been really strong. Getting off lines, ranting, being Fez.
I honestly don't understand your over the top Anti-Fez angle.

[lleeder]

more like boken-gay

Come on sailor you're better than that. Don't stoop to his level.

[FezsAssistant]

God you are a stupid asshole

please explain beyond a personal attack
too honest?
are you afraid Fez will read my posts and be sad?

[drjoek]

You meant jerking, didn't you?



Yes

[mikeyboy]

I post, then live my life. I usually don't stay on the board all night hitting refresh waiting for people to respond.
I have a job and a life unlike most of the people on this board.
I love the show. If you read my posts, you'd know that.
You also know that I post the truth and that's what pisses you people off.

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. The truth? You blatantly make things up. remember last night when people jumped all over Fez for his post, and you claimed that the board was sucking up to him and calling him courageous? Not even a glimmer of truth.

The "I have a life" argument -- Ooh, that cuts to the core. You're here posting on a board about a show you seem to dislike with a bunch of people you seem to dislike even more. That's not really helping your argument.

I read your posts, you almost never have anything positive to say. Everything is an attack on Ron, Fez or Dave. I find it very hard to believe that you love the show.

Finally, you respond. Up until now, why have you never responded when people call you out on this stuff?

[Death Metal Moe]

Ugh. This is so boring.

But don't you understand bro? We're the pathetic ones here, we're on a message board involved with a show we like, posting during the night and downtime at work, contributing.

You should be like that guy and sign on just to bash Fez, that's what the well balanced people with "real lives" always do.

[styckx]

please explain beyond a personal attack
too honest?
are you afraid Fez will read my posts and be sad?


I usually don't stay on the board all night hitting refresh waiting for people to respond.

So you apparently do tonight and haven't actually answered the original question Mikeyboy asked you.

[ToiletCrusher]

Yes

I like how we are having a completely separate side conversation at this point.

[drjoek]

please explain beyond a personal attack
too honest?
are you afraid Fez will read my posts and be sad?



No its a personal attack
You are an asshole
In my opinion

[Death Metal Moe]

please explain beyond a personal attack
too honest?
are you afraid Fez will read my posts and be sad?

See that just showed our true intentions right there. You are ONLY HERE to get attention from Fez.

FINALLY you drop some truth bombs.

[FezsAssistant]

No, you use your time here to only bash Fez.

You have yet to post any truth, we're still waiting. Your opinion in your own head that you're the lone voice of reason here is so fucking off base you might be retarded.

The rest of the nonsense you posted is so "cliche internet reply" I won't even acknowledge you said it.

You're absolutely wrong. I've said plenty of nice things about Fez.
Go back to your garage and play your homo-erotic music, hack.

[Chigworthy]

please explain beyond a personal attack
too honest?
are you afraid Fez will read my posts and be sad?

Gaze into the reflection, young Narcissus.

[mikeyboy]

No its a personal attack
You are an asshole
In my opinion

That doesn't help, Doc.

[Death Metal Moe]

No its a personal attack
You are an asshole
In my opinion

No that's fact.

[Death Metal Moe]

That doesn't help, Doc.

Seriously Mikeyboy, who cares about helping these cunts? There are like a dozen or so people who just need to fucking go off this board.

[Gvac]

So Pepper...er, FezsAssistant...what's the opener for tomorrow?

[WampusCrandle]

OK, then continue to take everything you hear on the air as 100% truth about the real relationship between Ron and Fez.

Oh and come over here for a second, I have a business proposition for you to consider...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Three_Card_Monte.jpg/800px-Three_Card_Monte.jpg

I don't take everything at face value, and i don't pretend to know their relationship, like you seem to do (nor do i care).

i'm just saying that, at some point, being reinforced with that kind of shit will mess someone up, perhaps, someone who has been in a mental facility.

[mikeyboy]

So Pepper...er, FezsAssistant...what's the opener for tomorrow?

:laugh:

[styckx]

These people act like how I was expected to act here.

brb, going to take my temperature.

[tanless1]

ooooooooh, what you saaaaaaiiiiiiid.

[underdog]

But don't you understand bro? We're the pathetic ones here, we're on a message board involved with a show we like, posting during the night and downtime at work, contributing.

You should be like that guy and sign on just to bash Fez, that's what the well balanced people with "real lives" always do.

I never get the "posters have no life" people. I'm on here basically every night and do far more than basically every person I know. Posting on a message board isn't incredibly difficult.

[ToiletCrusher]

So Pepper...er, FezsAssistant...what's the opener for tomorrow?

You thieving monster! I concluded that nearly a page ago!

Let me guess, you also have a great idea for a business?

[FezsAssistant]

I don't have time to answer multiple attacks at one time. I've got stuff to do. I know that's hard to believe.
You know in your hearts that I write the truth. You're trying to put on a show and lie.
That's ok. I guess it should be that way on a fan site... ultimate denial.

[drjoek]

I like how we are having a completely separate side conversation at this point.



Am I arguing with you or joking around. I've lost track?
Are you the asshole or my online budday?

[mikeyboy]

I don't have time to answer multiple attacks at one time. I've got stuff to do. I know that's hard to believe.
You know in your hearts that I write the truth. You're trying to put on a show and lie.
That's ok. I guess it should be that way on a fan site... ultimate denial.

Wow. That's the ultimate in "I don't have to explain myself, but I'm right"

[ToiletCrusher]

I don't have time to answer multiple attacks at one time. I've got stuff to do. I know that's hard to believe.
You know in your hearts that I write the truth. You're trying to put on a show and lie.
That's ok. I guess it should be that way on a fan site... ultimate denial.

If you have stuff to do, then go do it.

If not, I demand that you respond to all the "attacks".

[The Jays]

Whoever started this thread, I want you to really shut the fuck up.

Fez is an amazing comedic mind who has awesome one liners, and just because you tuned in during a bad week does not give you the right to sign up for this board and spout your fucking Fez hate here. So take you penis, pull it between your legs, and go fuck yourself.

[FezsAssistant]

So Pepper...er, FezsAssistant...what's the opener for tomorrow?

Fuck it!

See? I DO listen to the show afterall!

[drjoek]

That doesn't help, Doc.



I'm done with it
I'm having cybersex with toiletcrusher now

[Hottub]

Seriously Mikeyboy, who cares about helping these cunts? There are like a dozen or so people who just need to fucking go off this board.

Point taken, but there are guidelines. This board is not The Wild West. If a banning happens, then we get "What about our right to speak, maaaan."

As has been stated numerous times; criticism and constructive arguments are more than welcome.

Bashing, not so much.
There you have it.

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't take everything at face value, and i don't pretend to know their relationship, like you seem to do (nor do i care).

i'm just saying that, at some point, being reinforced with that kind of shit will mess someone up, perhaps, someone who has been in a mental facility.

Umm, no, I don't pretend to know what Ron and Fez's relationship is like behind the scenes, that's why I don't post opinions like I am in the know when I speak about the show, like you have been doing. None of us REALLY know and taking Ron's on air jokes and passing jabs as any sort of fact is a very foolish thing to do.

[ToiletCrusher]

Am I arguing with you or joking around. I've lost track?
Are you the asshole or my online budday?

I think we have mixed feelings about each other.

How about Asshole Buddays?

[mikeyboy]

Fuck it!

See? I DO listen to the show afterall!

Nobody said you didn't listen, but that you don't actually like the show.

Besides, the correct answer was:

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on it."

[booster11373]

Whoever started this thread, I want you to really shut the fuck up.

Fez is an amazing comedic mind who has awesome one liners, and just because you tuned in during a bad week does not give you the right to sign up for this board and spout your fucking Fez hate here. So take you penis, pull it between your legs, and go fuck yourself.

what he said x 1111110000000000000000

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't have time to answer multiple attacks at one time. I've got stuff to do. I know that's hard to believe.
You know in your hearts that I write the truth. You're trying to put on a show and lie.
That's ok. I guess it should be that way on a fan site... ultimate denial.

What a fucking cop out.

I know in my heart you are a piece of shit. That's what I know. Now go away until the next Fez thread, troll.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I never get the "posters have no life" people. I'm on here basically every night and do far more than basically every person I know. Posting on a message board isn't incredibly difficult.

its pretty true..my attention span is so short i couldn't imagine doing stuff around my house and not repeatedly checking a dozen or so websites. its the easiest thing in the world

i do think there is an element of dorkiness that everyone who posts on a messageboard has. But posting and discussing something you love and are passionate about is one level of dorkiness. Being the type of poster thats obsessed with calling this niche group of fans losers and needing to tell them "the truth" about how what they are into sucks...I just couldn't imagine being that person. It seems both dorky and pathetic

[styckx]

http://forum.ecoustics.com/bbs/messages/47069/319662.jpg

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[Death Metal Moe]

Whoever started this thread, I want you to really shut the fuck up.

Fez is an amazing comedic mind who has awesome one liners, and just because you tuned in during a bad week does not give you the right to sign up for this board and spout your fucking Fez hate here. So take you penis, pull it between your legs, and go fuck yourself.

Church!

[Heather 8]

I'd say "more like Fez's Ass" but I don't want to insult Fez. Or his ass.

[TobyWong]

I like fezfez but I hate censorship. I also hate stupidity. Broken-a brought up good points. I hate 'fuck you, we love Fez' responses. You people are fucking idiots. Be adults and respond to his/her points.

[Chob]

I'm only a few months into listening to the show, but I'm going to guess it's because he has a contract with Sirius XM to do a show as half of one of the most entertaining teams on radio. And I'm going to guess that the suits at Sirius XM don't believe Fez's issues present enough of an issue for them to fire him.

Also anyone can claim to spout off "facts" on the internet, but that doesn't make them true.

[mikeyboy]

http://forum.ecoustics.com/bbs/messages/47069/319662.jpg

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She's totally wrong.

[drjoek]

I think we have mixed feelings about each other.

How about Asshole Buddays?



Done and done

[Death Metal Moe]

I like fezfez but I hate censorship. I also hate stupidity. Broken-a brought up good points. I hate 'fuck you, we love Fez' responses. You people are fucking idiots. Be adults and respond to his/her points.

And no one has done that, so try again.

The OP brought up NOTHING new. He was rehashing stuff that's been discussed in a much more intelligent way for years now.

This thread got what it deserved.

[mikeyboy]

Done and done

ASS TO ASS!!!!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

ASS TO ASS!!!!!!

Finally, this thread gets HOT!

[TobyWong]

Oh, sorry Gvac , fezfez ate some cookies. So fucking what? How childish. Can't wait for milk drinking contest tomorrow.

[Chigworthy]

Anagrams are fun:

Fatness Ass Zit
Fasten Ass Zits
Faint Ass Zests
An Ass Zest Fist

Ants Ass Fez Sit :blink:

And the most appropriate:

Taints Sass Fez

[styckx]

Oh, sorry Gvac , fezfez ate some cookies. So fucking what? How childish. Can't wait for milk drinking contest tomorrow.

Trainers aren't allowed in the ring

[ToiletCrusher]

What the Doc and I do with his utensils and nitrous gas is our business.

[Death Metal Moe]

Oh, sorry Gvac , fezfez ate some cookies. So fucking what? How childish. Can't wait for milk drinking contest tomorrow.

Dude, did you just go fucking insance? GVAC hasn't said anything in this thread for like 2 pages. Who are you talking to?

[WampusCrandle]

Umm, no, I don't pretend to know what Ron and Fez's relationship is like behind the scenes, that's why I don't post opinions like I am in the know when I speak about the show, like you have been doing. None of us REALLY know and taking Ron's on air jokes and passing jabs as any sort of fact is a very foolish thing to do.

I believe that Fez is being conditioned, somewhat, to be shut up by Ron. of course, none of us will know, but we can most certainly speculate. I also wouldn't go around, saying what people do is foolish when breaking guidelines and regulations of RF.net only makes you look like a goon.

I'm sorry someone questioned your golden idols.

[Chigworthy]

What the Doc and I do with his utensils and nitrous gas is our business.

I hope the autoclave ain't busted.

[Death Metal Moe]

I believe that Fez is being conditioned, somewhat, to be shut up by Ron. of course, none of us will know, but we can most certainly speculate. I also wouldn't go around, saying what people do is foolish when breaking guidelines and regulations of RF.net only makes you look like a goon.

I'm sorry someone questioned your golden idols.

Trolls will only get this from me and others now, if you don't like the communist state, the grass is probably greener elsewhere.

When I see discussion, I'll hang back. When I see trolls cheap shotting the show for the sake of shit stirring and hoping they get show attention, this will happen over and over and over.

[The Jays]

I like fezfez but I hate censorship. I also hate stupidity. Broken-a brought up good points. I hate 'fuck you, we love Fez' responses. You people are fucking idiots. Be adults and respond to his/her points.

There is no censorship here. Censorship would be mikeyboy deleting this fucking thread, which he won't because it's proof of how much the rest of us don't give a shit about that fucking point of view. He brought up shitty points that are untrue. No one has to be an adult here, he began a thread for discussion, and the discussion has formed the consensus that everyone who starts a "Fez is unfunny" thread is a fucking dolt who understands nothing about the show.

I am so sick of people joining this fucking site and then starting threads bashing someone on the show. You're not going to win if you are going to come here and try to get your shitty points of view across.

[Death Metal Moe]

There is no censorship here. Censorship would be mikeyboy deleting this fucking thread, which he won't because it's proof of how much the rest of us don't give a shit about that fucking point of view. He brought up shitty points that are untrue. No one has to be an adult here, he began a thread for discussion, and the discussion has formed the consensus that everyone who starts a "Fez is unfunny" thread is a fucking dolt who understands nothing about the show.

I am so sick of people joining this fucking site and then starting threads bashing someone on the show. You're not going to win if you are going to come here and try to get your shitty points of view across.

Read it again trolls. Try to understand it.

[ToiletCrusher]

Because SiriusXM says so.

And close this thread up.

[WampusCrandle]

Trolls will only get this from me and others now, if you don't like the communist state, the grass is probably greener elsewhere.

When I see discussion, I'll hang back. When I see trolls cheap shotting the show for the sake of shit stirring and hoping they get show attention, this will happen over and over and over.

dude, stop acting like you are above those that don't have the same opinion of the show or parts of it. if you don't like how people post here, how about you leave? Why do you feel the need to be the martyr of this website?

[JackieJokeMan]

And no one has done that, so try again.

The OP brought up NOTHING new. He was rehashing stuff that's been discussed in a much more intelligent way for years now.

This thread got what it deserved.

Mohammed, you are the worst offender.

Anyway, people forget that Fez has done a lot for Ron over the years. Fez would have been VERY happy to be a radio producer in Tampa for the rest of his life. Instead, he went with Ron to NYC. When push comes to shove, Ron doesn't forget that.

[TobyWong]

Fez is being set up as the person we are supposed to hate as if we were 13 year olds watching Hulk Hogan vs big bad Iranian guy. Got it - anti-gun, pro-Iran, pro-gay; we are supposed to hate you. If you aren't a WWF fan, this is boring. At least in WWF, someone hits someone with a chair.

[Chigworthy]

dude, stop acting like you are above those that don't have the same opinion of the show or parts of it. if you don't like how people post here, how about you leave? Why do you feel the need to be the martyr of this website?

He's not being a martyr, he's sick like the rest of us at the show bashing by new douche-wads. Enough already. If you don't like how he posts, how about you leave?

[The Jays]

Seriously, we signed up for this site because we love the show, because we support the show.

I am fucking sick of hearing about how this board is a place full of fucking cock sucking negative nancies that keep starting these fucking threads bashing the fucking show. You post a pointless fucking thread saying you don't like Ron or Fez or you think the show sucks, you shouldn't have joined the fucking board, because I will shit on every fucking word you write.

God, this fucking thread is the fucking straw that broke my fucking back.

[Sue_Bender]

Fez has a job because he's a funny fella...

despite having a heart full of curly straws.

[biozombie]

Fez is being set up as the person we are supposed to hate as if we were 13 year olds watching Hulk Hogan vs big bad Iranian guy. Got it - anti-gun, pro-Iran, pro-gay; we are supposed to hate you. If you aren't a WWF fan, this is boring. At least in WWF, someone hits someone with a chair.

To be fair, the Radio Rattlesnake does hit Fezzie with the cowbell.

[ToiletCrusher]

... if you don't like the communist state, the grass is probably greener elsewhere.

But, are there as many mail order brides?

[Death Metal Moe]

dude, stop acting like you are above those that don't have the same opinion of the show or parts of it. if you don't like how people post here, how about you leave? Why do you feel the need to be the martyr of this website?

If you can't comprehend what I'm saying we can stop having this conversation, your choice. Just let me know. Because you're trying your hardest to steer this in a certain direction, which won't work.

I'm not going anywhere. I like the people that post here, that's the whole fucking point. The OVERWHELMING population of people here listen to the show, like it and can discuss it.

We are talking about a few trolls, most of which I am positive are multiple accounts, trying to fuck shit up. They are not contributing members here, they come on for the sole purpose of shitting on something and then leave.

They are done.

[mikeyboy]

Oh, sorry Gvac , fezfez ate some cookies. So fucking what? How childish. Can't wait for milk drinking contest tomorrow.

I've got a question for you. I'm well aware that this is an alt-name for an existing user. I won't out you, because that's not what I do, but are you using this name now instead of the other one, or are you just using this one to voice these types of opinions? If it's the latter, that's pretty lame.

[TobyWong]

To be fair, the Radio Rattlesnake does hit Fezzie with the cowbell.



Good point. Cow bells are flung

[Death Metal Moe]

Mohammed, you are the worst offender.

Anyway, people forget that Fez has done a lot for Ron over the years. Fez would have been VERY happy to be a radio producer in Tampa for the rest of his life. Instead, he went with Ron to NYC. When push comes to shove, Ron doesn't forget that.

Ooooooh, you know my whole 1st name? You spelled it wrong fuckstick.

[Radio Rattlesnake]

To be fair, the Radio Rattlesnake does hit Fezzie with the cowbell.

Goddamn right I do!

[Death Metal Moe]

Goddamn right I do!

Nice. Dude, we should shit on top of the shit the OP shit already and just turn this into a fucking character thread.

Everyone else in?

[ToiletCrusher]

Nice. Dude, we should shit on top of the shit the OP shit already and just turn this into a fucking character thread.

Everyone else in?

I think so. But, I don't understand exactly what you said.

[TobyWong]

I've got a question for you. I'm well aware that this is an alt-name for an existing user. I won't out you, because that's not what I do, but are you using this name now instead of the other one, or are you just using this one to voice these types of opinions? If it's the latter, that's pretty lame.


No, I'm comfortable expressing these opinions face to face or in any way you want.

[stormy1065]

I can't believe it took me all this time to figure out who "FezsAssistant" really is.

HI RON! :bye:

Gvac you are a brilliant genius! I bow to you sir. You made my shitty day.thank you sir.:clap:

[styckx]

I've got a question for you. I'm well aware that this is an alt-name for an existing user. I won't out you, because that's not what I do, but are you using this name now instead of the other one, or are you just using this one to voice these types of opinions? If it's the latter, that's pretty lame.

Holy shit that is lame. Alt names are awful.

[WampusCrandle]

If you can't comprehend what I'm saying we can stop having this conversation, your choice. Just let me know. Because you're trying your hardest to steer this in a certain direction, which won't work.

I'm not going anywhere. I like the people that post here, that's the whole fucking point. The OVERWHELMING population of people here listen to the show, like it and can discuss it.

We are talking about a few trolls, most of which I am positive are multiple accounts, trying to fuck shit up. They are not contributing members here, they come on for the sole purpose of shitting on something and then leave.

They are done.

I'm not steering this conversation anywhere - i'm not the captain of this shitty thread.

People here are discussing it and listen to the show - YOU are saying that they don't like the show. They do, they just have problems with aspects of the show.

I agree that the people that start these threads aren't bringing enlightenment to the board, but there should be some ultimate thread to post this stuff in.

[Gvac]

No, I'm comfortable expressing these opinions face to face or in any way you want.

So "out" yourself.

I've never posted a controversial opinion under any of my other names.

That just seems cowardly.

I'm not saying you're a coward, just that it seems that way.

[RobotPilgrim]

Fez gets a lifetime pass based on accumulated greatness.

[Death Metal Moe]

No, I'm comfortable expressing these opinions face to face or in any way you want.

http://www.gamerzneeds.net/forums/signaturepics/sigpic56029_54.gif

[biozombie]

fuckin' Charlie Chan...

[Chob]

There is no censorship here. Censorship would be mikeyboy deleting this fucking thread, which he won't because it's proof of how much the rest of us don't give a shit about that fucking point of view. He brought up shitty points that are untrue. No one has to be an adult here, he began a thread for discussion, and the discussion has formed the consensus that everyone who starts a "Fez is unfunny" thread is a fucking dolt who understands nothing about the show.

I am so sick of people joining this fucking site and then starting threads bashing someone on the show. You're not going to win if you are going to come here and try to get your shitty points of view across.
Funny, it's a typical move for when someone gets jumped on these boards for this kind of thing to claim a violation of free speech. Yet they're still allowed to be here and the thread is left up. But free speech goes both ways, so if people feel the show or one of it's members are being shit on and a member is just here to stir shit, I don't see how anyone would not expect some people to react the way they do.

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm not steering this conversation anywhere - i'm not the captain of this shitty thread.

People here are discussing it and listen to the show - YOU are saying that they don't like the show. They do, they just have problems with aspects of the show.

I agree that the people that start these threads aren't bringing enlightenment to the board, but there should be some ultimate thread to post this stuff in.

Dude, this is going nowhere. IF AND WHEN there is actual thread discussing problems with the show, no one locks them. No one even locked this digital abortion.

The people you are defending are not here to discuss anything, they are trolls. If you can't see the difference I am honestly shocked. They make themselves very obvious. They say a few things to be inflammatory then disappear until the next chance to shit on someone, never contributing or being constructive. Sorry if asking for people on a fan board to at the very least "be constructive." This isn't a complaint line, it's a fan board. If there actually IS a problem we're open to hearing solutions, we want the show to go on.

The OP came in here and posted some opinions that have been discussed TO DEATH and tried to state that they were FACT.

That IS NOT the way to foster discussion or start a thread here or anywhere.

[WampusCrandle]

http://www.gamerzneeds.net/forums/signaturepics/sigpic56029_54.gif

haha, that made me laugh - even when we disagree, you make me laugh.

[Death Metal Moe]

Funny, it's a typical move for when someone gets jumped on these boards for this kind of thing to claim a violation of free speech. Yet they're still allowed to be here and the thread is left up. But free speech goes both ways, so if people feel the show or one of it's members are being shit on and a member is just here to stir shit, I don't see how anyone would not expect some people to react the way they do.

Exactly. It's the way it always goes. NO ONE has ever stopped discussion on this board. This is basic crap.

Someone states something, then when they catch heat the people who don't agree are "sheep." It's just going through the motions for their shitty argument. It never even had a leg to stand on.

[ToiletCrusher]

My mac smells delicious.

[styckx]

So I guess he's not going to out himself. What a homo. I've NEVER been one to shout the "hiding behind a keyboard" shit, but yeah, creating a fake name just to spout shit you don't under your real name is fucking really gay.

[Death Metal Moe]

haha, that made me laugh - even when we disagree, you make me laugh.

Ya see Wampus, what you and I are doing is actually adding to my point. You and I are disagreeing but we're discussing it, working out points and really keeping insults and GOT YA! points to a minimum.

This is what the board is for. It's not for shitting on the show, offering an opinion in a way to ONLY inflame the board and then disappearing until the next chance to do it again. Those people are just wasting their own time on a message board for a show it sounds like they don't even enjoy, since it's SO bad they had to log on and talk crap about it.

[Chigworthy]

So I guess he's not going to out himself. What a homo. I've NEVER been one to shout the "hiding behind a keyboard" shit, but yeah, creating a fake name just to spout shit you don't under your real name is fucking really gay.

I'll out him. He's gay.

[mikeyboy]

So "out" yourself.

I've never posted a controversial opinion under any of my other names.


http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/middleman/images/thumb/8/86/Getting_to_know_about_the_Truth_Bomb.JPG/180px-Getting_to_know_about_the_Truth_Bomb.JPG

[underdog]

dude, stop acting like you are above those that don't have the same opinion of the show or parts of it. if you don't like how people post here, how about you leave? Why do you feel the need to be the martyr of this website?

What happened to you?

[ToiletCrusher]

insert random insult here

followed by

Got ya!

[mikeyboy]

What happened to you?

I think that bastard WampusCandle sullied his reputation.

[underdog]

So "out" yourself.

I've never posted a controversial opinion under any of my other names.

That just seems cowardly.

I'm not saying you're a coward, just that it seems that way.

This is going to turn weird if its Gvac arguing with himself.

[drjoek]

No, I'm comfortable expressing these opinions face to face or in any way you want.



Nothing lamer than a board character tough guy.
Speak your mind as your true board name or stop. if you can only truely speak your mind behind a fake one that sucks take an unpopular stand legitamately

[JackieJokeMan]

Ooooooh, you know my whole 1st name? You spelled it wrong fuckstick.

Way to miss the point, Mohamed.

[Death Metal Moe]

No, I'm comfortable expressing these opinions face to face or in any way you want.

Just real quick Toby, I'm astonished at how quickly you've transformed. I remember seeing you from your Avatar. You were just posting normal crap in the one or two threads I remember seeing that avatar in. I don't remember individual posts but I remember you just adding to the thread.

Suddenly, you decide to go full on troll in a matter of a few posts, and THEN we get this bullshit internet tough guy garbage. "Face to face" huh? Why? No one wants to fight you, but we will call you out for being a coward on the internet. You know saying this will associate a poor opinion with your other screen name. That's fucked up man.

[Death Metal Moe]

Way to miss the point, Mohamed.

When you have one, I'll gladly respond. You did the old "no that's you" so I didn't feel I had to answer your 4th grade argument.

Thanks for double checking my public information.

[WampusCrandle]

Dude, this is going nowhere. IF AND WHEN there is actual thread discussing problems with the show, no one locks them. No one even locked this digital abortion.

The people you are defending are not here to discuss anything, they are trolls. If you can't see the difference I am honestly shocked. They make themselves very obvious. They say a few things to be inflammatory then disappear until the next chance to shit on someone, never contributing or being constructive. Sorry if asking for people on a fan board to at the very least "be constructive." This isn't a complaint line, it's a fan board. If there actually IS a problem we're open to hearing solutions, we want the show to go on.

The OP came in here and posted some opinions that have been discussed TO DEATH and tried to state that they were FACT.

That IS NOT the way to foster discussion or start a thread here or anywhere.

The OP had one point that I most certainly agree with - I'm a bit tired of hearing about Fez's problems. It's been years now. And when Fez started posting here, I defended him like a poster that ESD and FEZ would want on this site. But enough is enough.

I do agree that if there is going to be complaining, there should be some kind of constructive criticism, and his style was less than stellar.

[TobyWong]

I didn't listen today. Maybe the cookie bit went well.
I don't think my opinions have been that controversial.
Good point about having an alt character. I know I have pissed off people with previous opinions about how the show has been boring.
No more from TW

[TheQuestion]

I didn't listen today. Maybe the cookie bit went well.
I don't think my opinions have been that controversial.
Good point about having an alt character. I know I have pissed off people with previous opinions about how the show has been boring.
No more from TW

Will you admit your "true" identity?

Will you speak as brazenly under your "real" screen name?

[underdog]

I didn't listen today. Maybe the cookie bit went well.
I don't think my opinions have been that controversial.
Good point about having an alt character. I know I have pissed off people with previous opinions about how the show has been boring.
No more from TW

Go hide again.

[GvacNoMore]

Will you admit your "true" identity?

Will you speak as brazenly under your "real" screen name?

I think the choice is his and his alone, Question.

Don't push him.

[Death Metal Moe]

The OP had one point that I most certainly agree with - I'm a bit tired of hearing about Fez's problems. It's been years now. And when Fez started posting here, I defended him like a poster that ESD and FEZ would want on this site. But enough is enough.

I do agree that if there is going to be complaining, there should be some kind of constructive criticism, and his style was less than stellar.

But ya see, what you just said and the way you said it is the way to do it on a fan board, not the way the OP did it.

We all want to see Fez get better. We hear the frustration Ron has with him sometimes. We hear Fez's own frustration about his conditions.

Those are points to discuss.

But the OP and other trolls have to understand that we, the fans here, are willing to work with the show and give Fez some slack. Some more than others obviously.

The point here is it's not the discussion subject, it's the way it was presented.

[paulisded]

I love all the little side fights.

[BoardCharacterToughGuy]

Nothing lamer than a board character tough guy.
Speak your mind as your true board name or stop. if you can only truely speak your mind behind a fake one that sucks take an unpopular stand legitamately

Bring it on!

I'll whoop your ass any time any place!

How's that?

[styckx]

Partial napalm is the only solution. These threads are entertaining cause we can sorta vaguely insult someone without much care, but it's generally fucking awful shit.

Fez sucks, this site sucks. We get it, can these people move on now and just go?

[JackieJokeMan]

I didn't feel I had to answer your argument.

Well, at least you admitted that you missed the point.

[Death Metal Moe]

I didn't listen today. Maybe the cookie bit went well.
I don't think my opinions have been that controversial.
Good point about having an alt character. I know I have pissed off people with previous opinions about how the show has been boring.
No more from TW

Whatever dude, if you fade back into your other name and don't have the same opinion, it's a cop out plain and simple. You're not being honest.

[Rorschach]

Will you admit your "true" identity?

Will you speak as brazenly under your "real" screen name?

I think the choice is his and his alone, Question.

Don't push him.

faggots

[underdog]

Partial napalm is the only solution. These threads are entertaining cause we can sorta vaguely insult someone without much care, but it's generally fucking awful shit.

Fez sucks, this site sucks. We get it, can these people move on now and just go?

I love what you've become here.

[WampusCrandle]

What happened to you?

I think that bastard WampusCandle sullied his reputation.

it must be filled with rage and anger!

http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/hulk.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

Well, at least you admitted that you missed the point.

Your flawed point was I was guilty of what I was accusing others of. Then you conveniently neglected to back it up with anything. Why should I even give that the time of day?

[joeybadass]

Bring it on!

I'll whoop your ass any time any place!

How's that?

fuck you. i could kick all of your fairy asses.

[drjoek]

Bring it on!

I'll whoop your ass any time any place!

How's that?



Meet me at my beachhouse in RI. I'll kick your ass all the way to Providence. Then I'll grill ya a nice medium rare steak
And get ya a nice cold beer

[Death Metal Moe]

Bring it on!

I'll whoop your ass any time any place!

How's that?

I like it. You need to get a pic of like Die Hard or a boxer for your avatar. Work with it, don't give it up just yet.

[bigfatfuck]

Enough arguing!

Let's break bread.

Mmmm.....bread......

[Death Metal Moe]

fuck you. i could kick all of your fairy asses.

Oh shit, I forgot about this already established guy, this could get ugly.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I think this is a work. Why would anyone in their right mind come to a show fan site and trash the show? If you hit Fez, you might as well be hitting Ronny. The only thing I can figure is that somebody starts shit like this because they know everyone's going to want to gouge their eyes out and gets attention and a kick out of it. If you don't care for Fez, do us a favor and keep it to youself.

[ToiletCrusher]

I like the turn this thread took.

[Death Metal Moe]

Enough arguing!

Let's break bread.

Mmmm.....bread......

http://www.ottawaathome.ca/imgs/dynamique/articles/gros/crusty_bread_main_photo.jpg

[JackieJokeMan]

Your flawed point was I was guilty of what I was accusing others of. Then you conveniently neglected to back it up with anything. Why should I even give that the time of day?

You are giving it the time of day now.

Also, this thread backs it up.

[Death Metal Moe]

I think this is a work. Why would anyone in their right mind come to a show fan site and trash the show? If you hit Fez, you might as well be hitting Ronny. The only thing I can figure is that somebody starts shit like this because they know everyone's going to want to gouge their eyes out and gets attention and a kick out of it. If you don't care for Fez, do us a favor and keep it to youself.

The saddest part is, after all my years of message board posting in many different forums, there are people who just exist to shit on things. I know, I have been one of them from time to time and had to stop myself.

They get off on causing problems and getting a rise out of the board.

I hope they like what they got.

[Compliment-Guy]

I am always flabbergasted at the diversity of the Ron and Fez fan base! What awesome talents those men are to be able to bring together people of such different tastes and opinions! I also think it's fantastic how each and every one of you are brave enough to post your true feelings!

[styckx]

I love what you've become here.

Well, I used to be THAT GUY on FBA, but that place really did suck as did the show it supported. This place at least has a history to it, and the admins actually give a shit in the best interest of everyone and R&F are no where near doing days of the week bits.

Also, I'd respect these people a smidge if they actually made 1 valid point. They never do though.

[Death Metal Moe]

You are giving it the time of day now.

Also, this thread backs it up.

Again, not a single example, point or argument. You're really bad at this.

[Chigworthy]

I like the turn this thread took.

What's the jib cut like?

[ToiletCrusher]

What's the jib cut like?

It's a fresh cut of jibs.

[Mark with a k]

I like the turn this thread took.

i like the turn you took

[Death Metal Moe]

It's a fresh cut of jibs.

Fuckin' stavin! Earl, we got any jibs back there?

[ToiletCrusher]

Now can we all go home?

The 8th grade fight behind the playground seems to have stopped.

[WampusCrandle]

i think i know what this thread needs

http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/henry_kissinger_small.jpg

[styckx]

Now can we all go home?

The 8th grade fight behind the playground seems to have stopped.

Give me your lunch money now punk or I'm tying your shoelaces together!

[mikeyboy]

i like the turn you took

Stop staring at his ass.

[eastphillyTed]

fuck you toiletcrapper or whatever the fuck your name is. you could never survive here in Philly.

pussy.

[John Kruk]

This thread is like a double header in the worst ball park in the world.

Fez 4 LIFE!

[yojimbo7248]

Just real quick Toby, I'm astonished at how quickly you've transformed. I remember seeing you from your Avatar. You were just posting normal crap in the one or two threads I remember seeing that avatar in. I don't remember individual posts but I remember you just adding to the thread.

Suddenly, you decide to go full on troll in a matter of a few posts, and THEN we get this bullshit internet tough guy garbage. "Face to face" huh? Why? No one wants to fight you, but we will call you out for being a coward on the internet. You know saying this will associate a poor opinion with your other screen name. That's fucked up man.

Toby Wong was me. I was watching Resovoir Dogs a few months ago and thought it would be a good name.

Seriously, I didn't mean for him/me to be such an asshole. I really like Fez. really. I don't know what happened. I do get frustrated with the show and that came out in Toby. I know that through T Wong I said some nasty crap about Fez, cookie eating contests, and tons of stuff about the show.

fuck, I didn't even listen today. maybe that bit was great.

The 'face to face' stuff wasn't being a tough guy. When I wrote that, I thought I would kill off Toby and admit that I am him. I am the farthest guy from the tough 'take this outside' guy. I seriously didn't mean to be a prick.

[BinaryTaoist]

Oh, boy I'm gonna catch hell for this one, but please at least read the points before completely trashing me.

I'm not just trying to be negative. These are FACTS.

1. He hardly ever speaks on the air anymore. When he does it's to make some outlandish statement (this annoying new character) that he has absolutely no facts or information for, nor can he argue the point to any degree that makes it sound like he even believes what he's saying. Fez is just NOT a very smart person. Maybe it's a bit, but if it is it's way beyond Fez's very limited acting abilities.

2. He is probably the least interesting person in radio. And that's saying something. He doesn't read books, watch movies, listen to music, appreciate art, enjoy good food....sure, he looks at comic books, but he's admitted that most of the time he doesn't even read those! Just looks at the pretty colors.

3. He doesn't have any jokes anymore. When he does manage to come up with a line he half stammers it out without any confidence and it falls flat.

4. How much time is wasted talking about what Fez can't do and what he doesn't know - which is pretty much everything. Again, maybe a bit. I'd argue that it would have to be because I can't imagine anyone being so flat out uninteresting and still have a job in the media! Wouldn't it be a much better show if once in awhile they could have a discussion about things without Ron having to carry it on his back and finally giving up in frustration?

If the show is canceled it'll be Fez's fault. He used to be great, but now he just stinks! I know Ron is a loyal friend, but that loyalty is going to sink the whole show. Enough talking about Fez's anxieties and what a weak-bellied sissy he's turned into. That guy's just an albatross now. And that whole "is or isn't he?" bit is the perfect example of the creative ceiling Fez has hit as a performer. Enough coddling. The show can't afford to coddle anymore. Cut him loose and let's get someone in there that can contribute before it's too late.:furious:

Just think for a second before you trash me. Am I wrong?

eww.

Mmmmmm. Un-Crystallized ginger. So sweet and spicy.

I find it to be more acrid and spicy... rather than sweet.

[mikeyboy]

i think i know what this thread needs

http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/henry_kissinger_small.jpg

More jews?

[JackieJokeMan]

Again, not a single example, point or argument. You're really bad at this.

Again, my example is this thread.

You're really bad at this.

[styckx]

Toby Wong was me. I was watching Resovoir Dogs a few months ago and thought it would be a good name.

Seriously, I didn't mean for him/me to be such an asshole. I really like Fez. really. I don't know what happened. I do get frustrated with the show and that came out in Toby. I know that through T Wong I said some nasty crap about Fez, cookie eating contests, and tons of stuff about the show.

fuck, I didn't even listen today. maybe that bit was great.

The 'face to face' stuff wasn't being a tough guy. When I wrote that, I thought I would kill off Toby and admit that I am him. I am the farthest guy from the tough 'take this outside' guy. I seriously didn't mean to be a prick.

Katja, I know you'll read this. I'm passing the multiple personality torch over to jimbo.

What the fuck is THAT all about.

[ToiletCrusher]

More jews?

They have all moved to twitter, so yes.

[WampusCrandle]

More jews?

ooooo, you're right, that might make things worse.

[I Am The Lord Your God]

More jews?

They ARE my chosen people.

[DeathMetalMatty]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Fucking Trolls Die And Go To The Bowels Of Hell!!!!

I Am Always Right And I Say Fez Is Golden!!!

Fuck Your Mothers To Death And Then Beyond Death!!!!!

[ToiletCrusher]

Give me your lunch money now punk or I'm tying your shoelaces together!

shit. I knew this would happen. I have two bucks.

Stop staring at his ass.

Give him another minute, ok?

[GvacMobile]

This is going to wind up being one of the craziest threads ever!

You'll see!!!

[biozombie]

goddamned board characters, a day late, a dollar short.

[Death Metal Moe]

Again, my example is this thread.

You're really bad at this.

OK then, Mohamed is done with this little tit for tat. Actually have a point and be ready to discuss it or I'm no longer acknowledging you in this thread.

[drjoek]

Now can we all go home?

The 8th grade fight behind the playground seems to have stopped.



Hope you didn't go home before the big reveal. It was worth it.
Keyser Sose is actually........

[ToiletCrusher]

This is going to wind up being one of the craziest threads ever!

You'll see!!!


This can't be what it appears to be. I though it was a flip phone now.

[Chigworthy]

This is going to wind up being one of the craziest threads ever!

You'll see!!!

You're jib is cut like shit.

[biozombie]

OK then, Mohamed is done with this little tit for tat. Actually have a point and be ready to discuss it or I'm no longer acknowledging you in this thread.

Do you have your own cupcake yet? No?

*phew* you're safe, for now....

[GregoryJoseph]

This can't be what it appears to be. I though it was a flip phone now.

Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear, my friend.

[Death Metal Moe]

Toby Wong was me. I was watching Resovoir Dogs a few months ago and thought it would be a good name.

Seriously, I didn't mean for him/me to be such an asshole. I really like Fez. really. I don't know what happened. I do get frustrated with the show and that came out in Toby. I know that through T Wong I said some nasty crap about Fez, cookie eating contests, and tons of stuff about the show.

fuck, I didn't even listen today. maybe that bit was great.

The 'face to face' stuff wasn't being a tough guy. When I wrote that, I thought I would kill off Toby and admit that I am him. I am the farthest guy from the tough 'take this outside' guy. I seriously didn't mean to be a prick.

I don't know ya man. I remember your name and you're a regular poster here. Just don't "turn it up" with a fake board character. If you actually have a concern voice it with this name. It actually lets us know how you are and develop your personality on the board.

[ToiletCrusher]

Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear, my friend.

So wise, how does one reach such an enlightened level?

[Death Metal Moe]

Do you have your own cupcake yet? No?

*phew* you're safe, for now....

Well I have a cupcake here, it's just not named after me. Does that count for anything?

[DandyCandy]

This can't be what it appears to be. I though it was a flip phone now.

Don't be mean to those who have a different opinion! Everyone has feelings!

[Gvac]

Toby Wong was me. I was watching Resovoir Dogs a few months ago and thought it would be a good name.

Seriously, I didn't mean for him/me to be such an asshole. I really like Fez. really. I don't know what happened. I do get frustrated with the show and that came out in Toby. I know that through T Wong I said some nasty crap about Fez, cookie eating contests, and tons of stuff about the show.

fuck, I didn't even listen today. maybe that bit was great.

The 'face to face' stuff wasn't being a tough guy. When I wrote that, I thought I would kill off Toby and admit that I am him. I am the farthest guy from the tough 'take this outside' guy. I seriously didn't mean to be a prick.

Wow!

I'm shocked!

I must say you pulled it off quite well.

I never would have guessed.

[EndangeredFeces]

This thread reeks of feces.

[GregoryJoseph]

So wise, how does one reach such an enlightened level?

By being yourself, and no one else.

[Gvac]

By being yourself, and no one else.

Amen, brother!

[The Jays]

I don't know ya man. I remember your name and you're a regular poster here. Just don't "turn it up" with a fake board character. If you actually have a concern voice it with this name. It actually lets us know how you are and develop your personality on the board.

Exactly.


I'll back this idea up with action.


I don't think Dave is really an expert in residence.


Now, please, I know people are going to jump on me about this, but I'm just stating my opinion I love Dave, I love his red hair, I love what he brings to the show. But, if I'm being honest, I cannot let this slide, I just don't think he is an expert on things he talks about.

[Gvac]

Exactly.


I'll back this idea up with action.


I don't think Dave is really an expert in residence.


Now, please, I know people are going to jump on me about this, but I'm just stating my opinion I love Dave, I love his red hair, I love what he brings to the show. But, if I'm being honest, I cannot let this slide, I just don't think he is an expert on things he talks about.

FUCK YOU, HATER!!! :thumbdown:

Dave rulez!!!

If you don't love him, then leave!!! :furious: :wallbash:

[MissGradenko]

This thread makes my head hurt! LOL!

You guys are a trip, why can't we agree to disagree and just talk things out?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

As part of the RF.net great reset, how bout Mikeyboy deletes ALL board characters?

[mikeyboy]

Exactly.


I'll back this idea up with action.


I don't think Dave is really an expert in residence.


Now, please, I know people are going to jump on me about this, but I'm just stating my opinion I love Dave, I love his red hair, I love what he brings to the show. But, if I'm being honest, I cannot let this slide, I just don't think he is an expert on things he talks about.


Fuck off!

[STC-Dub]

I heard you out and I disagree. I was taught to be polite so that is all that I will say.

[LyingWhore]

As part of the RF.net great reset, how bout Mikeyboy deletes ALL board characters?

:lol:

I :wub: Fez4Prez!

[ToiletCrusher]

As part of the RF.net great reset, how bout Mikeyboy deletes ALL board characters?

And lose all those single purpose board characters?

[drjoek]

Fuck off!



That doesn't help, Mike

[Rod Serling]

Wow, this thread certainly got weird. Some people possess talent, others are possessed by it. When that happens, a talent becomes a curse.

[Pasta E Fagioli]

And lose all those single purpose board characters?

I won't stand for it.

Nor will I be served luke warm for it.

[joeybadass]

Wow, this thread certainly got weird. Some people possess talent, others are possessed by it. When that happens, a talent becomes a curse.

shut the fuck up black and white boy.

i am getting sick and tired of all the pussies here.

[BoxyBrown]

Awwwww no no no no no no NO! The HELL you say! Mutha fucka ain't goin down like that!

Yo punk ass think you just gonna come all up in this board, shit on Fez's front stoop and we aint gonna shit back? It don't work that way succa!

Now dig THIS if you can! Fez is the king of New York! He is A #1! WOO! The man got the chops. And now, ON HIS WAY OUT OF THE HOLE, you gonna try your DAMNDEST to kick him back down? Well guess what fool, he got himself a good grip this time. Fez is back. It's not the same Fez, but just like the shops on MLK Blvd, things change. But the more things change, the more they stay the same.

What I'm tryin ta say is, Fez is funny. Now, then, foreva!

[The Jays]

Fuck off!

Hey I'm just stating an opinion man. No need to censor me. Freedom of speech!

Let me drop some more knowledge on all ya'll.

I think Ron's a bit chatty, and that he should quit hogging the mic.

[mikeyboy]

That doesn't help, Mike

Well done.

[yojimbo7248]

Wow!

I'm shocked!

I must say you pulled it off quite well.

I never would have guessed.

Nice to hear from the master (if you aren't being sarcastic, of course)

[Death Metal Moe]

Hey I'm just stating an opinion man. No need to censor me. Freedom of speech!

Let me drop some more knowledge on all ya'll.

I think Ron's a bit chatty, and that he should quit hogging the mic.

Dude, if people can't take your FACTS, they should just go away. They're just scared of all your TRUTH.

[GvacNoMore]

Nice to hear from the master (if you aren't being sarcastic, of course)

Never.

[Chigworthy]

Dude, if people can't take your FACTS, they should just go away. They're just scared of all your TRUTH.

Truth is Love

[Death Metal Moe]

Truth is Love

And I heard love is all you need.

[yojimbo7248]

Truth is Love

Love is God, as Mafialife Chris says...

[mikeyboy]

I heard love stinks.

[The Jays]

Dude, if people can't take your FACTS, they should just go away. They're just scared of all your TRUTH.

Hey, man, this is a messageboard, based in AMERICA, which means I have AMERICA rights, and one of those is freedom of speech, which means I have the freedom to make speeches, and some of those speeches are going to be on messageboards that may not be receptive to my ideas and opinions, which are facts. So Iam tired of this censorship taking place here, trying to muzzle me with your negative agreements with me.

[JackieJokeMan]

OK then, Mohamed is done with this little tit for tat. Actually have a point and be ready to discuss it or I'm no longer acknowledging you in this thread.

That's what I thought. Typical...

[Death Metal Moe]

I head love stinks.

I heard your R broke.

[Chigworthy]

I head love stinks.

Certain kinds...