What are you thinking right now?

[lleeder]

"I'm bored...maybe I should take an advil...I have a headache...I'll post this..."

[spoon]

tacos

[Tall_James]

"Awesome Father's Day dinner!"

[led37zep]

Nascar

[lleeder]

"Thank god one person responded..."

[TNABuffalo]

I hate sunday golf with no winner

[MacVittie]

I'm Thinking Arby's.™

[RoseBlood]

He's waiting for you to leave so he can put on a porno.
I'm thinking you might be right. I think my mere presence was disrupting his golg watching concentration. I left, so much for being a good daughter.

[lleeder]

"please release this douche..."

[CuntagiousChris]

I NEED SOME PUSSY!!!!:wallbash:

[hunnerbun]

I'm going fishing....

[STC-Dub]

I wish my wife would get back from her vacation.

[hedges]

Should I finish all of these chicken wings tonight?

[Doogie]

"I am exhausted from a very long week of working and hanging out with friends."

[led37zep]

"I wish I didn't take a 20 min nap at 8pm"

[WampusCrandle]

i can't wait to leave the mountains for the beach.

[Dougie Brootal]

''god damn i wanna fuck you.''

[led37zep]

"I hope dougie isn't talking about me"

[dickydean]

Da da da da da HEY da da da da da.
Da da da da da HEY da da da da da. (You asked)

[SatCam]

"what would be the funniest thing I could post in this thread"

[Death Metal Moe]

Why did they stop selling my favorite cologne around me? Now I have to order it off the internet. Pissed off.

[sink]

Why the fuck did I just flip through channels and see an MC Hammer reality show? Really, did they run out of C listers.

[RhinoinMN]

im full.

[Gvac]

I really, really, really don't wanna go to work tomorrow.

[PapaBear]

Razzleberry pie

[hunnerbun]

My glass is empty I need more wine....

[hedges]

I'm not gonna eat all those chicken wings tonight.

[epo]

Great, now this whole thing has to come to a head tomorrow.

[PapaBear]

I feel guilty, but I enjoyed it.

[hammersavage]

Great, now I have to give some dude head tomorrow.

odd thought, fairy

[epo]

odd thought, fairy

Not really. This should've been dealt with a week ago.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Im thinking if I should request this to be merged with the random thoughts thread

[hammersavage]

Totally different threads. One is about what I'm thinking about now, the other is about what I'm thinking randomly.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

thats why it was a mere thought and not an action, carry on with thread



now I am thinking either egg whiles or a buttered onion roll for breakfast tomorrow

[MC Pee Pants]

pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills pills

[hedges]

I will eat some of the chicken wings tonight.

[razorboy]

Touchdown.

[hunnerbun]

Shower then bed...seeyuh...

[razorboy]

Nasal cartilage is overrated.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Am I real, or is all this just fake?

[lleeder]

shes sleeping wake up you

[Aggie]

Why did they stop selling my favorite cologne around me? Now I have to order it off the internet. Pissed off.

"wow, moe wears cologne. i never would have guessed that in a million years."

[Gvac]

A rifle or a shotgun?

[Aggie]

A rifle or a shotgun?

Shotgun!!! I want one so bad.

[lleeder]

is it bad to eat a t-bone on the bone like an animal...

above sleeping baby...

[JerseyRich]

That felt really good.

[lleeder]

love a jersey rich day

[JerseyRich]

love a jersey rich day

I get my own day?!

Sweet!

[dickydean]

is it bad to eat a t-bone on the bone like an animal...

above sleeping baby...
That's not bad at all, it's good to bond with a baby.

[razorboy]

I'd rather eat the baby.

[cougarjake13]

its 8pm and still daylight outside

[razorboy]

its 8pm and still daylight outside

Lies.

It's 7:55 and dusk.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

do I take a shit before or after the gym

[cougarjake13]

Lies.

It's 7:55 and dusk.




its close enough

[cougarjake13]

do I take a shit before or after the gym

before


that way it ferments and people can then answer your question of how does ur ass taste ?

[razorboy]

do I take a shit before or after the gym

Drop a deuce on the bench press. Mysterious.

[TooLowBrow]

Drop a deuce on the bench press. Mysterious.

but remember to towel it down before you leave

[RoseBlood]

How are you supposed to feel when you find out your ex is going to prison?
like, kinda badly, but kinda relieved?
If i were a client, i'd call it ambivalence.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

How are you supposed to feel when you find out your ex is going to prison?
like, kinda badly, but kinda relieved?
If i were a client, i'd call it ambivalence.

jiggaHUHHH? :blink:

[RoseBlood]

jiggaHUHHH? :blink:

Neveryoumind mr. cryptic messenger. I'm talking to myself again cause I can't sleep.

[Snoogans]

Neveryoumind mr. cryptic messenger. I'm talking to myself again cause I can't sleep.

afraid to have more awesome dreams about me?

[spoon]

afraid to have more awesome dreams about me?

and what dreams were they...ones where you root for the Blue Jays, Chargers and Avs?

[RoseBlood]

afraid to have more awesome dreams about me?

More like a nightmare, but I did wake up sweating, so you can sorta say were responsible for getting me wet.

ok , i didn't really wake up sweating. i think that only happens in movies. i just woke up frustrated, so you really just made me annoyed.

[Snoogans]

and what dreams were they...ones where you root for the Blue Jays, Chargers and Avs?

what a fuckin nightmare. I would never root for a pussy like Tomlinson. Can't even play in the fuckin playoffs 2 years in a row. Vernon Wells hits like my mom. And the Avs are so bad, not only did Roy not want any part of it, but you had to hire some minor league entire coaching staff. nice work. You might as well just call yourself a Knicks fan, too

[NickyL0885]

Im thinking about how I can get my life together and not die before I turn 25.

[Snoogans]

More like a nightmare, but I did wake up sweating, so you can sorta say were responsible for getting me wet.

ok , i didn't really wake up sweating. i think that only happens in movies. i just woke up frustrated, so you really just made me annoyed.

I didnt do shit. Thats your brain that for some reason wanted me there. Thats your problem to deal with

[RoseBlood]

I didnt do shit.

No Shit!

[Snoogans]

No Shit!

why all the hostilities, maaan


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[lleeder]

"should I sneak to go train while wife and child sleep?"

[lleeder]

"nobody wakes up early in this bitch, unless maybe they have work today?"

[Patient zer0]

That if I eat something I may pink sock myself and make a big boy dooty. Damn wings last night!

[strawberrypop]

I wish I had some coke.

[Aggie]

What the hell does getting "Aggied" mean? I hope it's good.

[IamFogHat]

I've got about three minutes to get rid of this boner.

[Aggie]

I've got about three minutes to get rid of this boner.

To the hot chick thread. Stat!

[Snoogans]

I've got about three minutes to get rid of this boner.
zima guy, zima guy, zima guy

extra credit if someone gets that

[Dougie Brootal]

''hope i get laid tonite...''

[disneyspy]

theres now way dougie gets laid without payin for it

[Dougie Brootal]

theres now way dougie gets laid without payin for it

yeah right! i got laid on monday! things are turnin around for me!

[disneyspy]

yeah right! i got laid on monday! things are turnin around for me!

cept you call it manday

[cougarjake13]

i hate the mets for not sucking enough and sticking around to only rip out our hearts a 3rd year in a row

[disneyspy]

i blame it all on sheff

[lleeder]

"Hate threads about me? How exciting!!!!"

[dickydean]

I really like looking at"The Hot Chick Pic Game V"