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barjockey
06-26-2009, 09:19 AM
ANC's got it

paracetamol flanders
06-26-2009, 09:19 AM
insulting...

These callers may not even be human, let alone comedians.

barjockey
06-26-2009, 09:20 AM
Star War's

~Katja~
06-26-2009, 09:20 AM
Like Gvac's!
don't think for a second that his car is manual

ANC
06-26-2009, 09:20 AM
American Graffitti

tileslinger
06-26-2009, 09:20 AM
indy jones

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 09:20 AM
These callers are out of control bad...

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 09:20 AM
I thought when we gave tagging rights back out, we'd never have a tagging problem with this thread.

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 09:21 AM
firewall

FezsHeartattack
06-26-2009, 09:21 AM
apocalypse now and then

tileslinger
06-26-2009, 09:21 AM
apoc now

barjockey
06-26-2009, 09:21 AM
Apocolypse Now

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 09:22 AM
I thought when we gave tagging rights back out, we'd never have a tagging problem with this thread.

:innocent:

realmenhatelife
06-26-2009, 09:24 AM
It is pretty funny that they came on to ask for tickets.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:25 AM
:innocent:

skin tags?

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:26 AM
<-----Hasn't had a peaceful day for 7 years.

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 09:27 AM
:innocent:

:innocent::innocent:

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 09:27 AM
:innocent::innocent:

Ha!!!

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 09:28 AM
It is pretty funny that they came on to ask for tickets.

Yea I thought that was wild

ANC
06-26-2009, 09:28 AM
professional gamblers (bah dum chh)

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:28 AM
:innocent::innocent:

FACE!!

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 09:30 AM
God, I feel so bad for ESD and Casey.

ANC
06-26-2009, 09:30 AM
Oh jeez I think I should stop listening.. My wife is in her 8th month and I'm already Willy Worry.

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 09:31 AM
what really sucks for ESD is that this ruins his friday drinking night!

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 09:32 AM
God, I feel so bad for ESD and Casey.

x2

Has to be the absolute worst feeling in the world

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 09:32 AM
what really sucks for ESD is that this ruins his friday drinking night!

c'mon. no jokes.

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 09:32 AM
what really sucks for ESD is that this ruins his friday drinking night!

:wallbash:

ANC
06-26-2009, 09:34 AM
what really sucks for ESD is that this ruins his friday drinking night!

come on, don't be an asshole

Chip196
06-26-2009, 09:34 AM
Oh jeez I think I should stop listening.. My wife is in her 8th month and I'm already Willy Worry.

I wanted to take Matthew in to the doctor the first time he sneezed.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:35 AM
what really sucks for ESD is that this ruins his friday drinking night!

uncouth.

~Katja~
06-26-2009, 09:35 AM
Lukas had tubes put in when he was 11 months and letting him go into that surgery room for just 20 minutes was a terrible feeling... I cannot even imagine how scary this must be, even if the surgery is a standard procedure.

ANC
06-26-2009, 09:36 AM
I wanted to take Matthew in to the doctor the first time he sneezed.

:laugh:. I swear I'm not going to be much different.

PD
06-26-2009, 09:36 AM
God, I feel so bad for ESD and Casey.

x2

Has to be the absolute worst feeling in the world

While its very difficult to be in a position like that, I have the utmost confidence it will work out.

again, thoughts and prayers.

<----------has unfortunately experienced these types of things

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 09:37 AM
come on, don't be an asshole

oh please like no one on this show or these forums makes jokes at inappropriate times. it's the foundation for 202 :thumbdown:

~Katja~
06-26-2009, 09:37 AM
I wanted to take Matthew in to the doctor the first time he sneezed.
you really get more used to certain situations and sniffles and sneezes...
I took Lukas to the ER twice when he was that little cause his fevers would just not go down... with time you learn tricks and ways to deal with it without having to go to the ER and worry

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:37 AM
Now I want to start every post with, "Hey bro."

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 09:37 AM
oh please like no one on this show or these forums makes jokes at inappropriate times. it's the foundation for 202 :thumbdown:

But, it is different when you joke about someone's infant child.

Chip196
06-26-2009, 09:37 AM
:laugh:. I swear I'm not going to be much different.

for me (so far anyway), it's the "firsts" ... he didn't spit up at all for the first 4 weeks, when he did finally I thought we should bring him in. everything he does I am consulting the big book. Once it happens and is over though I am ok.

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 09:38 AM
Now I want to start every post with, "Hey bro."

Hey bro, we going to skype anytime soon?

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 09:38 AM
While its very difficult to be in a position like that, I have the utmost confidence it will work out.

again, thoughts and prayers.

<----------has unfortunately experienced these types of things

I concur.

Modern medicine can rebuild and make stronger

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:38 AM
oh please like no one on this show or these forums makes jokes at inappropriate times. it's the foundation for 202 :thumbdown:

You might be thinking of someplace else. People who do around here are dealt with.

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 09:38 AM
But, it is different when you joke about someone's infant child.

ok maybe i can see your point but some pretty wretched things have been said as jokes. Apologies to all if any are offended - including ESD. it was all in jest - no malice.

KatPw
06-26-2009, 09:39 AM
Poor Skippy. If I didn't already have 3 I wold take her. Poor unloved cat.

Chip196
06-26-2009, 09:39 AM
oh please like no one on this show or these forums makes jokes at inappropriate times. it's the foundation for 202 :thumbdown:

if you're not smart enough to realize that this is different than I feel sorry for you.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:39 AM
Hey bro, we going to skype anytime soon?

Hey bro, I would love to, but I'm camping every weekend. We need to get the mid afternoon rock block started up again next week.

shipley
06-26-2009, 09:39 AM
I work at PetSmart HQ in Phoenix, and we are allowed to bring our dogs and other animals to work on Fridays. It makes the day go by much faster and makes everyone happy. But, I could do without the tarantulas and scorpions that some people keep at their desks!

PD
06-26-2009, 09:40 AM
oh please like no one on this show or these forums makes jokes at inappropriate times. it's the foundation for 202 :thumbdown:

But, it is different when you joke about someone's infant child.

Eltron, choose what you joke about.

I for one think that people going for surgery, especially children, is not funny.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:40 AM
ok maybe i can see your point but some pretty wretched things have been said as jokes. Apologies to all if any are offended - including ESD. it was all in jest - no malice.

Cool dude.:thumbup:

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 09:40 AM
Hey bro, I would love to, but I'm camping every weekend. We need to get the mid afternoon rock block started up again next week.

Hey bro, I think that would be super. We should open it up for others to listen to our awfulness.

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 09:41 AM
ok maybe i can see your point but some pretty wretched things have been said as jokes. Apologies to all if any are offended - including ESD. it was all in jest - no malice.

I'm cool with your apology.

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 09:41 AM
You might be thinking of someplace else. People who do around here are dealt with.

ok so i'm not on a forum for a show that once had an hour long discussion about eating babies? most notably how if you would boil them you could suck the skin off their fingers. (if i remember that was ron).

Or how about beating up 9 year old white kids in a ring.

Plus i didn't even joke about ESD's kid i joked about him being an alcoholic.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:41 AM
Hey bro, I think that would be super. We should open it up for others to listen to our awfulness.

Hey bro, that idea is tubular. We dive into the abyss next week, cool?

Crossweird
06-26-2009, 09:42 AM
I'm cool with your apology.

I'm cool with your coolness.

~Katja~
06-26-2009, 09:42 AM
Poor Skippy. If I didn't already have 3 I wold take her. Poor unloved cat.
I think Fez needs to hang with my cat... he would feel different about his kitty then

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 09:43 AM
I think Fez needs to hang with my cat... he would feel different about his kitty then

meet one cool cat and it will change your opinion of them forever.

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 09:43 AM
I think Fez needs to hang with my cat... he would feel different about his kitty then

i like when my hang is with your cat

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 09:43 AM
Hey bro, hearing a man not named Fez cry on the show is pretty terrible.

biggestmexi
06-26-2009, 09:43 AM
worst day of my life is when i put my dog down.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:43 AM
ok so i'm not on a forum for a show that once had an hour long discussion about eating babies? most notably how if you would boil them you could suck the skin off their fingers. (if i remember that was ron).

Or how about beating up 9 year old white kids in a ring.

Plus i didn't even joke about ESD's kid i joked about him being an alcoholic.

Understood. Just when Ron described the fear in Dave's face, I put myself in that situation and wouldn't want any jokes taken in my place for any reason at that time.

ANC
06-26-2009, 09:44 AM
ok maybe i can see your point but some pretty wretched things have been said as jokes. Apologies to all if any are offended - including ESD. it was all in jest - no malice.

gotcha. np bro

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 09:44 AM
Hey bro, that idea is tubular. We dive into the abyss next week, cool?

Hey bro, I'm down with that rad idea.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:44 AM
meet one cool cat and it will change your opinion of them forever.

I have one cat. It is a cool cat, but they are sooo hard to find I don't want to take the risk of ending up with a shitty one.

Chip196
06-26-2009, 09:45 AM
ok so i'm not on a forum for a show that once had an hour long discussion about eating babies? most notably how if you would boil them you could suck the skin off their fingers. (if i remember that was ron).

Or how about beating up 9 year old white kids in a ring.

Plus i didn't even joke about ESD's kid i joked about him being an alcoholic.

again ....

if you're not smart enough to realize that this is different than I feel sorry for you.

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 09:45 AM
I'm cool with your coolness.

Fucking love Crossweird.

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 09:45 AM
Understood. Just when Ron described the fear in Dave's face, I put myself in that situation and wouldn't want any jokes taken in my place for any reason at that time.

consider me humbled.

anyway - did anyone see Marley and Me? I have never cried during a movie before, but i'm a dog person i guess. I was crying so hard at the end my girlfriend walked out of the theater in embarassment.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:46 AM
worst day of my life is when i put my dog down.

My oldest dog is 11 and I see everyday how little by little he is failing. I am trying my hardest to prepare myself for the inevitable, but I know when the time comes I will be a mess.

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 09:47 AM
consider me humbled.

anyway - did anyone see Marley and Me? I have never cried during a movie before, but i'm a dog person i guess. I was crying so hard at the end my girlfriend walked out of the theater in embarassment.

did i say cry? i meant laughed. and then i gave a dude a high five and pounded down a beer. shut up!

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:48 AM
consider me humbled.

anyway - did anyone see Marley and Me? I have never cried during a movie before, but i'm a dog person i guess. I was crying so hard at the end my girlfriend walked out of the theater in embarassment.

My wife and most of the theatre was in tatters. I held back with everything I had. The bitch is that damn dog looks just like mine.

I won't watch it again. I will cry.

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 09:48 AM
My oldest dog is 11 and I see everyday how little by little he is failing. I am trying my hardest to prepare myself for the inevitable, but I know when the time comes I will be a mess.

I was crushed when my pup died...horrible experience

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 09:48 AM
That last caller was a douche.

ANC
06-26-2009, 09:48 AM
Hey Hey, I'm Mr. 12K :clap:

KatPw
06-26-2009, 09:48 AM
I have one cat. It is a cool cat, but they are sooo hard to find I don't want to take the risk of ending up with a shitty one.

I don't think it's hard to find a cool cat. I got three! But we "love bombed" them when they were kittens. We got them at 13 weeks and mushed on them constantly. Now they follow us around the house and seek attention. They are not aloof at all.

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 09:48 AM
i'm so happy,ive got my dog for the weekend

biggestmexi
06-26-2009, 09:48 AM
My oldest dog is 11 and I see everyday how little by little he is failing. I am trying my hardest to prepare myself for the inevitable, but I know when the time comes I will be a mess.

mine was 14. 14 years. ugh. I could be in the room while they did it.

then i had to take my new dog into the same vet. :glurps:

KatPw
06-26-2009, 09:49 AM
Hey Hey, I'm Mr. 12K :clap:

Wooo Hooo!!!!!!!!!! Congrats! :clap:

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 09:49 AM
Hey Hey, I'm Mr. 12K :clap:

Mazel tov!

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:49 AM
I am laughing pretty hard at that retarted caller. "It was your mom"

:lol::lol::lol:

dino_electropolis
06-26-2009, 09:49 AM
consider me humbled.

anyway - did anyone see Marley and Me? I have never cried during a movie before, but i'm a dog person i guess. I was crying so hard at the end my girlfriend walked out of the theater in embarassment.

Eltron, dont stress the pile on.

Some people were honestly offended. Others want to win the graces of someone they hear on the radio.

It was in poor taste, but a joke nonetheless. I wouldnt sweat it.


As for Marley and Me, my cousin was the editor of that book....i got an advance copy a ways back and i swore i wouldnt see the movie precisely for the reason you stated above, i.e. crying like a little girl.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:51 AM
mine was 14. 14 years. ugh. I could be in the room while they did it.

then i had to take my new dog into the same vet. :glurps:

To all dog lovers here. The worst thing you can do is leave the room when the dog is euthanized. You will regret it forever.

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 09:51 AM
Hey Hey, I'm Mr. 12K :clap:

congrats ANC,

http://i40.tinypic.com/2zxsefl.jpg

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 09:51 AM
i actually just got a yellow lab boy 2 weeks ago. he's got green eyes. I'd post pics but A) i'm forum illiterate and unable to post pics. and B)it'd end up turning this into www.cuteoverload.com and C) I ain't no faggot (sorry fez)

drjoek
06-26-2009, 09:51 AM
My son had to have intestine surgery when he was ~ 5 months. Scary shit but everything was fine.

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 09:52 AM
I am laughing pretty hard at that retarted caller. "It was your mom"

:lol::lol::lol:

I liked Fez's illfated comeback, "no it was your dad"

:unsure:

~Katja~
06-26-2009, 09:52 AM
Hey Hey, I'm Mr. 12K :clap:
congrats, apparently I made it there some 100 posts ago and did not even notice

drjoek
06-26-2009, 09:52 AM
congrats ANC,

http://i40.tinypic.com/2zxsefl.jpg



X2
!!!!!

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:53 AM
Eltron, dont stress the pile on.

Some people were honestly offended. Others want to win the graces of someone they hear on the radio.

It was in poor taste, but a joke nonetheless. I wouldnt sweat it.


As for Marley and Me, my cousin was the editor of that book....i got an advance copy a ways back and i swore i wouldnt see the movie precisely for the reason you stated above, i.e. crying like a little girl.

Dino is wise. He has been under the pile before.:wink:

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 09:54 AM
Hey Hey, I'm Mr. 12K :clap:

Easy Krusty.

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 09:54 AM
I liked Fez's illfated comeback, "no it was your dad"

:unsure:

it's why they call him "solid gold whatley"

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:54 AM
Off Topic, but should I start drinking?

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 09:55 AM
Off Topic, but should I start drinking?

Someones gotta have a drinking show friday

Yes...yes you should

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 09:55 AM
Off Topic, but should I start drinking?

Fuck yes. I have been for an hour!

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 09:56 AM
congrats, apparently I made it there some 100 posts ago and did not even notice

and for you ms k

http://i39.tinypic.com/2s955e0.jpg

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:56 AM
it's why they call him "solid gold whatley"

FEZDUST

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery/data//599/thumbs/P3070072_Small_.JPG

ANC
06-26-2009, 09:56 AM
Wooo Hooo!!!!!!!!!! Congrats! :clap:

Mazel tov!

congrats ANC,



congrats, apparently I made it there some 100 posts ago and did not even notice

X2
!!!!!

Easy Krusty.

:lol::lol:

Thaaaaank yous :drunk:

ANC
06-26-2009, 09:57 AM
Off Topic, but should I start drinking?

I would if I could. Last night I had some cheap whiskey and a nice sleep.

I should be having beers later on with my wife's family from the UK! :thumbup:

Edwin
06-26-2009, 09:57 AM
Hey Hey, I'm Mr. 12K :clap:

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6400/03112002180340ub1.jpg

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 09:58 AM
Oh.. Congrats ANC.













I fucked up your quoting...haha

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:00 AM
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6400/03112002180340ub1.jpg
:clap:
Oh.. Congrats ANC.













I fucked up your quoting...haha

:lol:

dino_electropolis
06-26-2009, 10:00 AM
Not show related, but a really bad joke in poor taste that i just got forwarded:

what's ed mcmahon , farrah faucett and Michael Jackson,
> expecting for 4th july ?













patrick swayze

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:00 AM
I would if I could. Last night I had some cheap whiskey and a nice sleep.

I should be having beers later on with my wife's family from the UK! :thumbup:

Don't drink the piss water beer that they will offer you.

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 10:00 AM
"tooth effeminate gentleman"

:lol::lol:

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 10:00 AM
Hey Hey, I'm Mr. 12K :clap:

Post whore.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:01 AM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/b/f/0bf564b9d8637501ca27203ad22aa44a.jpg

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:01 AM
takei as in okay

OGC
06-26-2009, 10:01 AM
Ugh, any Franklyn is too much Franklyn.

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:02 AM
Not show related, but a really bad joke in poor taste that i just got forwarded:

what's ed mcmahon , farrah faucett and Michael Jackson,
> expecting for 4th july ?













patrick swayze

As a text, I got this gem:

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

realmenhatelife
06-26-2009, 10:02 AM
Franklin didn't expect MJ to ever have a health issue, because he's been so physically and mentally healthy for his whole life. This is terrible.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:03 AM
Seriously one of my favorite Mike Meyers scenes.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/varaAADgC84&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/varaAADgC84&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:03 AM
Don't drink the piss water beer that they will offer you.

Nah, we'll get nice craft beers.

Gvac
06-26-2009, 10:03 AM
As a text, I got this gem:

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

I've had 3 people forward that to me so far.

The next person that sends it to me is getting removed and blocked from my cell phone.

dino_electropolis
06-26-2009, 10:03 AM
As a text, I got this gem:

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.


I got that text as well.....its amazing how virile these jokes can get....across the country in a matter of minutes.

Chip196
06-26-2009, 10:03 AM
"play up to white people" HAHAHA

Misteriosa
06-26-2009, 10:04 AM
I got that text as well.....its amazing how virile these jokes can get....across the country in a matter of minutes.

yes.. very manly... :tongue:

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:04 AM
As a text, I got this gem:

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

I was gonna make some kind of similar joke as to why it takes 6-8 weeks for an autopsy.

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:04 AM
Post whore.

:laugh:

16,859 what does that make you a madam? :wink:

Hottub
06-26-2009, 10:05 AM
Hey Bro's! How's the show going? I've missed the last hour.:furious:

ANC is a whore:innocent:

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:05 AM
:laugh:

16,859 what does that make you a madam? :wink:

EliFleiss

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:06 AM
TC :clap: DROPPIN' A TRUTH BOMB!!!!!!

http://www.atomicarchive.com/Effects/Images/WE12.jpg

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:06 AM
TC! Give it to him!

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 10:06 AM
I got that text as well.....its amazing how virile these jokes can get....across the country in a matter of minutes.


I just forwarded the swazye joke in my office

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:06 AM
TC :clap: DROPPIN' A TRUTH BOMB!!!!!!

http://www.atomicarchive.com/Effects/Images/WE12.jpg

FUCK YEAH!

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:07 AM
its sad when franklyn pawns a caller

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:07 AM
Hey Bro's! How's the show going? I've missed the last hour.:furious:

ANC is a whore:innocent:

Thanks Tag Tagerson! :bye:

Doogie
06-26-2009, 10:07 AM
Yeah...because Jackie Robinson and Chuck Berry werent there first. Uggghhhh, I know this is going to be two months of news coverage of Michael Jackson now.

walker
06-26-2009, 10:07 AM
I don't know anyone who sounds less cool, than Franklin. I hate him.

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:07 AM
EliFleiss
:laugh:

Misteriosa
06-26-2009, 10:08 AM
its sad when franklyn pawns a caller

??

http://www.bestdealpawn.com/images/logo.jpg

http://web.cs.wpi.edu/~matt/courses/cs563/talks/raytrace/Pawn.gif

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:08 AM
I don't know anyone who sounds less cool, than Franklin. I hate him.

Nor do you know anyone who spells Franklin, Franklyn.

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:08 AM
But, don't talk it up like it was a bigger deal than Sammy Davis Jr. dying.

Wasn't he iconic?

Hottub
06-26-2009, 10:08 AM
Tc Ftw!!

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:09 AM
Ron: The first time I saw the 'Beat It' video I said to myself "Where's his little lantern?"


:lol: LOTD!!

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 10:09 AM
:laugh:

16,859 what does that make you a madam? :wink:

Ahem:

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RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:09 AM
Tc Ftw!!

Agreed!

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:09 AM
oh shit that was tc,um good call!

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 10:09 AM
I was gonna make some kind of similar joke as to why it takes 6-8 weeks for an autopsy.

i got one that said:

"what do michael jackson and caviar have in common?"





"They're black and white and they come on crackers"

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:09 AM
Ahem:





Ouch. He pulled the average card.

Edwin
06-26-2009, 10:10 AM
Fez: "Not gonna spend your life bein' a color."

:clap::clap::clap::lol::lol:

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 10:10 AM
Ron: The first time I saw the 'Beat It' video I said to myself "Where's his little lantern?"


:lol: LOTD!!


So good:clap:

walker
06-26-2009, 10:10 AM
The only thing that Michael Jackson did that Franklyn can really relate to is the kid touching...

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 10:10 AM
Thanks Tag Tagerson! :bye:

Wasn't him.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:10 AM
oh shit that was tc,um good call!

Yep. TC went balls deep into Franklyns ass.

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:10 AM
Ouch. He pulled the average card.

I'm fucked when that card gets played.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:11 AM
i got one that said:

"what do michael jackson and caviar have in common?"





"They're black and white and they come on crackers"

I heard that one a while back.

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:11 AM
finally a good call,nice lleeder!!!

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:11 AM
Ahem:




:unsure:

Well, I can't argue with those numbers.

Like the great disneyspy says, I've been pawned.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:12 AM
I love it when Franklyn gets his ass kicked by our best.


lleeder!!

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:13 AM
Wasn't him.

:surrender:

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:13 AM
Doesn't canadian cig pags have pictures of nasty lungs and shit on them? Does it deter?

KatPw
06-26-2009, 10:13 AM
But, don't talk it up like it was a bigger deal than Sammy Davis Jr. dying.

Wasn't he iconic?

He wasn't iconic for my age category I think. To me he was the old man my aunt listened to when he passed.
And I think the death of Kurt Cobain was different because he killed himself. If he up and had a heart attack I would say it was the same. I think River Phoenix ODing in front of that nightclub was more shocking and out of left field than Cobain.

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:13 AM
:unsure:

Well, I can't argue with those numbers.

Like the great disneyspy says, I've been pawned.

how do i turn this into one of those quotes that go under the sig?

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 10:13 AM
Big stan doing well!!

Nice job lil fella!

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 10:14 AM
i love how it almost seems like fez is listening, but then as soon as ron is done talking he continues his asinine points oblivious to anything ron says.

walker
06-26-2009, 10:14 AM
I love it when Franklyn gets his ass kicked by our best.


lleeder!!

That's our best?

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:14 AM
Doesn't canadian cig pags have pictures of nasty lungs and shit on them? Does it deter?

Yes and No.

aceofspades7
06-26-2009, 10:14 AM
Stan!:clap:

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:14 AM
That's our best?

Until you call in with a soundboard Fez.

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:15 AM
Doesn't canadian cig pags have pictures of nasty lungs and shit on them? Does it deter?

They do have them

It didn't deter me when I visited.

Hottub
06-26-2009, 10:15 AM
TC, Then lleeder!
Good stuff guys!:thumbup:

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:16 AM
Yes and No.

They do have them

It didn't deter me when I visited.

Exactly.

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:16 AM
how do i turn this into one of those quotes that go under the sig?

You don't, a mod does..

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:16 AM
TC, Then lleeder!
Good stuff guys!:thumbup:

Wait for it....

Edwin
06-26-2009, 10:17 AM
Yay Stan! Good luck!


/fixed?

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:17 AM
You don't, a mod does..

not under my avie,my sig my sig!

Gvac
06-26-2009, 10:17 AM
how do i turn this into one of those quotes that go under the sig?

Quote them like you're replying to the thread.

Then cut and paste them to your signature.

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:17 AM
Yay Stan! Good luck!

please fix that

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:18 AM
Will this be the day that ESD gets a Beanie cup?

Edit: Ryan from MN.... How about I call in as John from Buffalo?

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:18 AM
ANC with an assist.

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:18 AM
Quote them like you're replying to the thread.

Then cut and paste them to your signature.

this is why gvac rules

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:18 AM
Will this be the day that ESD gets a Beanie cup?

Edit: Ryan from MN.... How about I call in as John from Buffalo?

Why not?

Hottub
06-26-2009, 10:18 AM
Wait for it....

Oh, hell yes!!!

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:19 AM
ANC with an assist.

what did I do?

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 10:19 AM
how do i turn this into one of those quotes that go under the sig?

He just had his box cleaned. Should we dirty it up again?

KatPw
06-26-2009, 10:20 AM
not under my avie,my sig my sig!

Highlight the text you want, right click and choose "copy". Go to your user CP , click edit signature. Right click in the white text box and hit "paste". Then highlight the text again, go to the top of the text box and click the quote button. That's the button to the right of the one that looks like a mountain peak (that's the one you use to insert pictures). Then remember to save your changes.

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:20 AM
Why not?

good point.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:20 AM
what did I do?

You said that it didn't deter you from smoking in Canada. Reminded me that when I went it didn't stop me either. Used it in my call. Hence the assist.

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:21 AM
He just had his box cleaned. Should we dirty it up again?

:lol:

walker
06-26-2009, 10:21 AM
Until you call in with a soundboard Fez.

That's a bold accusation

Hottub
06-26-2009, 10:21 AM
Mine are really old. And cockstrong wants to punch me out.

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:21 AM
You said that it didn't deter you from smoking in Canada. Reminded me that when I went it didn't stop me either. Used it in my call. Hence the assist.

ahhh sorry i got a call and missed it. :thumbup:

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 10:21 AM
:surrender:

:innocent:

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:21 AM
That's a bold accusation

Or a request?

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:22 AM
good point.

Doesn't matter anyway. Ron knows it is me. Half the time I call in as Rhino he says Ryan you are on.

If I call in as Ryan from MN he says "Rhino you're on".

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:22 AM
Doesn't matter anyway. Ron knows it is me. Half the time I call in as Rhino he says Ryan you are on.

If I call in as Ryan from MN is says "Rhino you're on".

But there are so many Johns.

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:22 AM
test test

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:23 AM
Please don't take away tequila!

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:23 AM
But there are so many Johns.

And so little Ryans?

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:24 AM
test test

It worked.

Now work on your spelling and grammar and punctuation.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:24 AM
test test

fail fail.

edit: nm I thought he was working for the avvie

Hottub
06-26-2009, 10:24 AM
Doesn't matter anyway. Ron knows it is me. Half the time I call in as Rhino he says Ryan you are on.

If I call in as Ryan from MN he says "Rhino you're on".

Well ain't you just the coolest.:smoke:

Edwin
06-26-2009, 10:24 AM
please fix that

Fixed. Although I'm not quite sure why.

tileslinger
06-26-2009, 10:24 AM
Damn I knew I should have planted hops this year.

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 10:25 AM
Blowhard, they do understand the black market. But they know that there's not a lot of cigarette smoker, and they will still make money by taxing cigs more.

As long as they keep it still legal and tax it, they'll make money.

The way they would drive everyone to go to the blackmarket is to prohibit it altogether.

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:25 AM
And so little Ryans?

My name is biblical baby!

I never heard a letter from Ryan to the Corinthians.

walker
06-26-2009, 10:25 AM
[QUOTE=toiletcrusher;2327230]Or a request?[/QUOT

I highly doubt it was the latter, and if it was, you got the wrong guy in either case...

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:26 AM
Well ain't you just the coolest.:smoke:

daddio!

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:26 AM
[QUOTE=toiletcrusher;2327230]Or a request?[/QUOT

I highly doubt it was the latter, and if it was, you got the wrong guy in either case...

meh. But you did call in as me once.

KatPw
06-26-2009, 10:26 AM
If the ad's bother you look away, close your eyes, or change the channel.

KingGeno
06-26-2009, 10:26 AM
Blowhard.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/samuel_L_Jackson.gif
Shut the fuck up, honkymouth.

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 10:26 AM
isn't the argument about smoking indoors that it's a hazard to other people's health? Unless i'm wrong and second hand smoke doesn't harm people, but i think it does.

That's the point - yes you should be allowed to choose to harm your body but when that choice adversely effects others your choice is taken away.

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 10:26 AM
I miss the boken

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:27 AM
My name is biblical baby!

I never heard a letter from Ryan to the Corinthians.

Oh yeah! Well at least I'm not referred to as a chronic prostitute visitor!

Hottub
06-26-2009, 10:28 AM
But there is only one Chad!!:thumbup:

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:28 AM
[QUOTE=toiletcrusher;2327230]Or a request?[/QUOT

I highly doubt it was the latter, and if it was, you got the wrong guy in either case...

not only are you a crappier quoter,you're prickier than me

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:28 AM
Fixed. Although I'm not quite sure why.

:smile: thank you sir...much appreciated

Sorry it was an OCD on my part about the last part of the post

A.J.
06-26-2009, 10:28 AM
No tea, cigarettes or booze? Sounds like Utah.

tileslinger
06-26-2009, 10:28 AM
Anyone remember that freaky Yul Brynner commercial?

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:29 AM
Oh yeah! Well at least I'm not referred to as a chronic prostitute visitor!

Or the potty.

My childhood was terrible.

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:29 AM
If the ad's bother you look away, close your eyes, or change the channel.

Paul Anka taught me that... "Just Don't Look, Just Don't Look"

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:29 AM
meh. But you did call in as me once.

And lleeder. And who knows, maybe chuckwagon.

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:30 AM
But there is only one Chad!!:thumbup:

:lol:

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:30 AM
Or the potty.

My childhood was terrible.

visiting hookers on the can. Yes, your childhood was terrible.

Edwin
06-26-2009, 10:30 AM
:smile: thank you sir...much appreciated

Sorry it was an OCD on my part about the last part of the post

Gotcha. Was worried I made it disrespectful somehow. No more "bro"!

~Katja~
06-26-2009, 10:31 AM
isn't the argument about smoking indoors that it's a hazard to other people's health? Unless i'm wrong and second hand smoke doesn't harm people, but i think it does.

That's the point - yes you should be allowed to choose to harm your body but when that choice adversely effects others your choice is taken away.

yes that was part of the restrictions, though in some states like in PA bars can still get a license to smoke, I think it has to do with the size and whether they prepare foods. So my question is, is the health of the employees in these bars worth less than in others?

ANC
06-26-2009, 10:31 AM
Gotcha. Was worried I made it disrespectful somehow. No more "bro"!

not at all.. you're aces!

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:31 AM
visiting hookers on the can. Yes, your childhood was terrible.

I was always out of cash.

walker
06-26-2009, 10:32 AM
[QUOTE=walker;2327245]

meh. But you did call in as me once.

Why you gotta bring up old shit?

Edwin
06-26-2009, 10:32 AM
And lleeder. And who knows, maybe chuckwagon.

Speaking of which...how did they get through talking about the Turkey Trot and NOT get Chuckwagon beating the phones down?

Hottub
06-26-2009, 10:32 AM
No tea, cigarettes or booze? Sounds like Utah.

Note to self.
Never visit Utah.

Eltron6000
06-26-2009, 10:32 AM
yes that was part of the restrictions, though in some states like in PA bars can still get a license to smoke, I think it has to do with the size and whether they prepare foods. So my question is, is the health of the employees in these bars worth less than in others?

well if they are from PA then yes. :devil2:

~Katja~
06-26-2009, 10:32 AM
No tea, cigarettes or booze? Sounds like Utah.
sure but they have plenty of women and sex orgies... so it levels out

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:33 AM
Why you gotta bring up old shit?

I have nothing better to do.

Edwin
06-26-2009, 10:34 AM
not at all.. you're ace!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h95/ntsui/deniro.jpg

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:34 AM
Speaking of which...how did they get through talking about the Turkey Trot and NOT get Chuckwagon beating the phones down?

He is scaling it back.

EliSnow
06-26-2009, 10:34 AM
Note to self.
Never visit Utah.

You may want to cross out the "Never."

sure but they have plenty of women and sex orgies... so it levels out

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:34 AM
gene

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:35 AM
Why you gotta bring up old shit?

No worries buddy. We are busting balls.

No venom. Cool?

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:37 AM
Rayburn, no?

IMSlacker
06-26-2009, 10:38 AM
Rayburn, no?

Yes. These callers are dumb.

PD
06-26-2009, 10:38 AM
Rayburn, no?

yes

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 10:38 AM
Another weiner!

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:38 AM
Rayburn, no?

yes,couldnt remember his last name

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:39 AM
Yes. These callers are dumb.

Wow. Match game was the gimme.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:39 AM
Another weiner!

Exactly. These callers are weiners.

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:40 AM
Mark Summers hahaha


http://www.cmonfwank.com/images/article015ssdd87.jpg

Edwin
06-26-2009, 10:40 AM
Ron: Why don't you just call them "Nifty Gifties" you fucking woman?

:lol::lol:

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:41 AM
on hold,help

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 10:41 AM
Did anyone famous in the 80's not do the Ron and Ron show?

Meataball23
06-26-2009, 10:42 AM
search! search! hurry up and search!!

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:43 AM
HAhaha. ron busting balls

Hottub
06-26-2009, 10:43 AM
on hold,help

No. You blocked me from getting into Metal Child yesterday.

Bite me.

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:44 AM
No. You blocked me from getting into Metal Child yesterday.

Bite me.

HAHAHAHA!!!

Hottub rocks!!!!

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:44 AM
on hold,help

No can do. You hear it before us.

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:44 AM
No. You blocked me from getting into Metal Child yesterday.

Bite me.

you coulda helped me prick

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:45 AM
I am seething right now. I supposed to leave for camping 2 HOURS ago and everyone bailed on me here at work.

Fuckers!

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:46 AM
you coulda helped me prick

prick what?

disneyspy
06-26-2009, 10:46 AM
som bitch you have to go thru a call screener before you can talk to scruffy

ToiletCrusher
06-26-2009, 10:46 AM
I am seething right now. I supposed to leave for camping 2 HOURS ago and everyone bailed on me here at work.

Fuckers!

Drink, drink, hurry up and drink!

aceofspades7
06-26-2009, 10:47 AM
i think you can stream bottlerocket on netflix

RhinoinMN
06-26-2009, 10:47 AM
I must see the picture of The Miss Salmon Queen.



btw. Great band name - Salmon Queen.

PD
06-26-2009, 10:47 AM
Bottle rocket?

I liked Eli's suggestion of "Notorious"