Toilet Paper Pants

[sr71blackbird]

I was walking past a woman in my ofice and she mentioned that there was paper hanging out behind my butt, and I reached back and it was a 2 foot long strip of toilet paper!

Soooo embarressed!



http://www.lisaandmichael.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/toilet_paper_stuck_in_pants.jpg

[Andomray]

Your pillow and now this? You're a goddamn mess today.

[~Katja~]

can't ever happen to my kid, he calls me when he is done every time and I get mooned by a dirty butt when I walk in...

you need to get yourself an assistant to wipe your butt!

[A.J.]

Check your shoes.

[Furtherman]

I don't even understand how that could happen.

Explain how a piece of toilet paper can end up there?

[~Katja~]

I don't even understand how that could happen.

Explain how a piece of toilet paper can end up there?
well if chicks sit down they tend to put paper on the seat... sometimes when they get up the paper sticks to their leg/ butt and when they pull the pants up it hangs out on top

so maybe he is a chick or he sits down to pee

[Judge Smails]

I don't even understand how that could happen.

Explain how a piece of toilet paper can end up there?

Probably put paper on the seat which stuck to his sweaty ass. Then he pulled his pants up.

[boosterp]

SR, Next week will be better.

[ADF]

Go medieval-style and use a stick or your hand. Problem solved!

[Dougie Brootal]

SR, Next week will be better.

how could it not be??? haha

[MattyIceVA]

Can we all agree thats the most embarrassing situation to be in ever?

[fezident]

I was in men's room at Penn Station the other day (perfectly normal way to begin a disgusting story, as far as I'm concerned) and I saw thee grossest thing ever.


A fat dude walked in. And not just any fat dude. Not "cut down on carbs" kinda fat. I'm talkin' FAT. Novelty fat. Fuckin' Jabba.
Aaaanyway... he walks in like he owns the joint, opens up a garbage bag that he's carrying around, and takes out a backscratcher thingie. He unrolled, like, 2 miles of paper towels from the wall, wrapped it around the end of the stick, generously applied about 3 inches of foamy soap from the dispenser at the sink, turned on the water and turned the whole thing into a slushy mess.
He then walked into a stall and closed the door.

I will now admit that, for the next two minutes, I let myself reeeally ponder the mechanics of what was going on in there. The unpleasantness. The hell.


NYC really does deliver the goods sometimes.

[Judge Smails]

I was in men's room at Penn Station the other day (perfectly normal way to begin a disgusting story, as far as I'm concerned) and I saw thee grossest thing ever.


A fat dude walked in. And not just any fat dude. Not "cut down on carbs" kinda fat. I'm talkin' FAT. Novelty fat. Fuckin' Jabba.
Aaaanyway... he walks in like owns the joint, opens up a garbage bag that he's carrying around, and take out a backscratcher thingie. He unrolled, like, 2 miles of paper towels from the wall, wrapped it around the end of the stick, generously applied about 3 inches of foamy soap from the dispenser at the sink, turned on the water and turned the whole thing into a slushy mess.
He then walked into a stall and closed the door.

I will now admit that, for the next, two minutes... I let myself reeeally ponder the mechanics of what was going on in there. The unpleasantness. The hell.


NYC really does deliver the goods sometimes.

I think you just had an Ass Man sighting.

Miss The Ass Man. :sad:

[sr71blackbird]

I was in men's room at Penn Station the other day (perfectly normal way to begin a disgusting story, as far as I'm concerned) and I saw thee grossest thing ever.


A fat dude walked in. And not just any fat dude. Not "cut down on carbs" kinda fat. I'm talkin' FAT. Novelty fat. Fuckin' Jabba.
Aaaanyway... he walks in like he owns the joint, opens up a garbage bag that he's carrying around, and takes out a backscratcher thingie. He unrolled, like, 2 miles of paper towels from the wall, wrapped it around the end of the stick, generously applied about 3 inches of foamy soap from the dispenser at the sink, turned on the water and turned the whole thing into a slushy mess.
He then walked into a stall and closed the door.

I will now admit that, for the next two minutes, I let myself reeeally ponder the mechanics of what was going on in there. The unpleasantness. The hell.


NYC really does deliver the goods sometimes.


What would he have done with no paper towels? I bet he would start carrying them around...

[biggirl]

There were 2 elderly ladies in front of me at a fast food joint a few months back, both had TP sticking out their pants. They turned around and started talking to me. I was giggling so hard they started laughing. Sorry, this kind of sight really brings out the child in me.




They never did realize the TP sticking out their pants...I mean come on, they both had the same problem you would think one of them would have seen the others TP hanging out.

[fezident]

What would he have done with no paper towels? I bet he would start carrying them around...

The backscratcher wasn't the only item he carried in that shit-kit.
I'd bet there was paper towels and babywipes in there too. And probably some parachute sized underwear. A man of his carriage has to be ready for the worst case scenario. ya know?