I'm taking a leave of absence

[keithy_19]

From porn and masterbation. There's no real reason for this. I guess a test of will. Not quite sure. I want to see how long I last at this escapade.

[boosterp]

Eh, porn is too fake for my taste. Enjoy your sabbatical.

[Melk]

I'd like to challenge you to not stop masturbating. Any pussy can abstain, but jacking to the point of muscle fatigue and skin damage seems to be the manly thing to go.

In addition, do you realize how difficult leaving the house or eating dinner.

Oh yeah, none of that phony Gunniess Book of World Records taking 5 minute breaks every hour. You want to use the bathroom? Jerk through it!

[PapaBear]

Eh, porn is too fake for my taste. Enjoy your sabbatical.
But masturbation is real. BTW, booster... I think you're doing the porn thing wrong. You're not supposed to eat it.:tongue:

[Dirtbag]

What's the point? I think I could win the Seinfeld bet pretty easily, but no way could I stop just for the sake of stopping. I get way too bored.

[Slumbag]

Good luck man. It's gonna be tough, but I think if you can avoid seeing the stuff, you'll be alright.









































































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[boosterp]

But masturbation is real. BTW, booster... I think you're doing the porn thing wrong. You're not supposed to eat it.:tongue:
:laugh:
Now I do like real amateurs.

[keithy_19]

Good luck man. It's gonna be tough, but I think if you can avoid seeing the stuff, you'll be alright.



http://www.myspacespells.com/files/57c553edb925.jpg

Who is that?

And if I get the urge, or if I'm just bored, I'll just make myself do other things. Write, read, listen to music.

[lleeder]

I'd say its been a solid 6-7 weeks that I haven't cum. I say good riddance. Only bad things happen from having a sex drive. Pour a pot of hot coffee on your genetails while your young and you might save yourself alot of pain and frustration.

[Contra]

I'd say its been a solid 6-7 weeks that I haven't cum. I say good riddance. Only bad things happen from having a sex drive. Pour a pot of hot coffee on your genetails while your young and you might save yourself alot of pain and frustration.

So you pour hot coffee on yourself to saves yourself from pain? I'm seeing holes in your logic.

[underdog]

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[instrument]

Wow leeder, thanks, seriously.

[sr71blackbird]

I go through dry spells too, and if I see its been a week or so that I had not cum, I will force the issue. Then, I go a little overboard and do it 4 times a day for a few days to get it out of my system and clean out the plumbing.

[Fallon]

That would cut my daily internet use from 4+ hours to about 1 and a half.

I'd be bored.

[furie]

but, it's not even Lent...

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[keithy_19]

That would cut my daily internet use from 4+ hours to about 1 and a half.

I'd be bored.

It's true. But my boredom might bring about great things. Or better things.