Help me!

[Farmer Dave]

Could someone make my in laws go the fuck home. I'm not feeding them this time if I have to starve the rest of the family.

[beachbum]

Try walking around bare assed.

[Tallman388]

A butt-face gas attack may be just the trick you need to get them to leave.

[britneypablo]

Could someone make my in laws go the fuck home. I'm not feeding them this time if I have to starve the rest of the family.

<font color="deeppink"> pee on them....they will leave :)

[disneyspy]

throw a tent over the house and say your fumigating,works in daytona during black spring break

[beachbum]

Are they religious? Maybe you could sacrifice a goat in a pentagram.

[Farmer Dave]

All very good ideas but fuck it, I'm leaving.

[weekapaugjz]

Make them food. But poison it. They will leave in a body bag and never come back.

[GreatAmericanZero]

watch this movie

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GHHHRHBHL._SS500_.jpg

[biggirl]

All very good ideas but fuck it, I'm leaving.

I was just going to recommend this...good thinking.

[Farmer Dave]

I was about to lose my mind. Last Sunday they show up at supper time, so I make more and they leave. Today they show up knowing we are busy and hang around so they can get cell phone upgrades, phones we pay for. It takes forever as they look at features they will never use. I was going bat shit nuts. I just left and change the oil in the wife's car so I could get away. My blood pressure is going up thinking about it again.

[beachbum]

Leave and come home drunk.It will be much easier to tell them what you think of them.

[Farmer Dave]

Leave and come home drunk.It will be much easier to tell them what you think of them.

I did have several beers while I was gone. Luckily for me they were gone when I got home.

[biggirl]

Oh farmer dave...I can't wait to meet you!

[Farmer Dave]

Oh farmer dave...I can't wait to meet you!

Your disappointment will likely be overwhelming.

[Foster]

I did have several beers while I was gone. Luckily for me they were gone when I got home.

so drinking really does make your problems go away

[drjoek]

In laws suck

[~Katja~]

today is a great day to be single

[brettmojo]

so drinking really does make your problems go away

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/Gamer674G/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg

[zildjian361]

sad stiauation:flush:

[boosterp]

so drinking really does make your problems go away

When married and I'd get the surprise visit I'd crack open a beer and sit on the living room floor cleaning a gun or two. That usually made their visits a little shorter. At first I really liked my inlaws so I did not have to resort to such tactics.

[Russel P]

I think the North Carolina consensus would be to pee on them. If that isn't an option, laxatives or strong marijuana in their food might work. If you go for the weed trick, parade around the house with lit sparklers in each hand once it kicks in, preferably wearing a monkey suit.

I wish you well.

[debit]

Hopefully you are fat and pale and hairy so you can walk around with your shirt off.

[ToiletCrusher]

Give them each five bucks and tell them there is an early bird special dinner with lima beans at the local food hole.

[boosterp]

Hopefully you are fat and pale and hairy so you can walk around with your shirt off.

He's not. Rather thin white farmer.

[Thomas Merton]

He's not. Rather thin white farmer.


This is why everyone should have a real picture in their avatar

I was amazed how much I hated the people who begat the women I loved when I had in-laws. She would have been better off raised by wolves

[Farmer Dave]

Hopefully you are fat and pale and hairy so you can walk around with your shirt off.

He's not. Rather thin white farmer.

I am rather hairy though.

[BronxJohnny]

Go into the family room/living room where they are sitting down sipping tea and rambling how the new phone features rock. As they are chatting find the crudest song you can think of, blast it. While wearing a grease stained wife beater, some sunglasses and just your boxers yell "YE HAW time to get our fuck on". You have a beer bottle in your hand, not gonna lie this might hurt, open the beer bottle with your anus. Take a long drink from said bottle while the sunglasses are halfway down, while creeply looking at your father inlaw. Lay on the coffee table spread eagle and begin to masturbate while looking at them and just say "YEAH UGHH YEAH" if they ever comeback to your house i'm a hundred percent sure they'll leave you the fuck alone. One drawback might lead to divorce so be as tasteful as you can while doing this. I'm not a family counselor i just play one on the message boards.

[boosterp]

Go into the family room/living room where they are sitting down sipping tea and rambling how the new phone features rock. As they are chatting find the crudest song you can think of, blast it. While wearing a grease stained wife beater, some sunglasses and just your boxers yell "YE HAW time to get our fuck on". You have a beer bottle in your hand, not gonna lie this might hurt, open the beer bottle with your anus. Take a long drink from said bottle while the sunglasses are halfway down, while creeply looking at your father inlaw. Lay on the coffee table spread eagle and begin to masturbate while looking at them and just say "YEAH UGHH YEAH" if they ever comeback to your house i'm a hundred percent sure they'll leave you the fuck alone. One drawback might lead to divorce so be as tasteful as you can while doing this. I'm not a family counselor i just play one on the message boards.

:clap::lol::lol:

[JerseyRich]

today is a great day to be single

Hear Hear!

[biggirl]

Hey Farmer Dave.....don't bring your inlaws to camping weekend ok? I want to have a good time.