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booster11373
07-21-2009, 04:25 PM
What have you got for the virtual suggestion box?

Mine is that ANY and ALL times Fez mis-speaks a word the show should come to a complete screeching halt

JPMNICK
07-21-2009, 04:29 PM
What have you got for the virtual suggestion box?

Mine is that ANY and ALL times Fez mis-speaks a word the show should come to a complete screeching halt

same for ron too, or just fez?

Gvac
07-21-2009, 04:33 PM
More cowbell.

And more pre-recorded bits.

I really miss "The Gumshoe Gang" and "If Retards Ruled The World."

They're quick and hilarious.

RADIO-SHARK
07-21-2009, 04:35 PM
take more calls from the Future...

booster11373
07-21-2009, 04:38 PM
Another one of mine, is anytime Fez expresses an opinion Ron should take a barrage of calls telling Fez how wrong he is there is........... not enough of that at all

Death Metal Moe
07-21-2009, 04:44 PM
take more calls from the Future...

less stink bombs.

JPMNICK
07-21-2009, 04:47 PM
wait i think i see what is going on here. under the guise of making the show better you are in fact critiquing them. very very cunning

beachbum
07-21-2009, 05:05 PM
I think that Ron should continually direct questions to Dave and then make Fez feel bad for not being part of the conversation.

instrument
07-21-2009, 05:16 PM
I think when fez brings up a "truth bomb" ron should ignore him as if he didn't say anything.

Marc with a c
07-21-2009, 06:15 PM
only take calls from new york.

JPMNICK
07-21-2009, 06:17 PM
only take calls from new york.

you mean nyc metro area. if not fucking buffalo and albany think they can call

Marc with a c
07-21-2009, 06:18 PM
fair enough.

timtraynor
07-21-2009, 06:23 PM
Please stop eating during the show so close to microphones.
Monday's eating during the last segment sounded like shit.

paulisded
07-21-2009, 06:31 PM
Please stop eating during the show so close to microphones.
Monday's eating during the last segment sounded like shit.

I think you have your threads confused. This one is about complaining about the R&F, not O&A.

instrument
07-21-2009, 07:10 PM
Are you serious? I always here ron smacking on shit, its disgusting

ToiletCrusher
07-21-2009, 07:17 PM
How about offering Blowhard a chair?

DolaMight
07-21-2009, 07:48 PM
in studio lasers. radio gold.

Recyclerz
07-21-2009, 08:00 PM
Things go better with coke.


I think Ronnie B will back me up on this one.


Especially these days. :unsure:

Gvac
07-21-2009, 08:04 PM
How about offering Blowhard a chair?

Capital idea!

At least a week of co-hosting, like Mike Douglas did with John and Yoko.

Look it up, kids.

instrument
07-21-2009, 08:10 PM
I hope that chairs in a different studio, I'd rather hear fez give more insight into gay marriage.

Friday
07-21-2009, 08:45 PM
How about offering Blowhard a chair?

a wheelchair?

:unsure:

ToiletCrusher
07-21-2009, 08:48 PM
a wheelchair?

:unsure:

He sits in nothing newer than this.

http://www.vikkinorth.com/p7hg_img_1/fullsize/RVColemanlife_lrg.jpg

hanso
07-21-2009, 09:09 PM
More MJ coverage.
Did you hear he passed on?

landarch
07-22-2009, 01:38 AM
I say we incorporate a time machine. Set it to 2002, set your radios to 102.7, then hold on to your hats kids. It's about to get really really funny.

biggestmexi
07-22-2009, 02:21 AM
"If Retards Ruled The World."


you mean ronfez.net?


zing

CruelCircus
07-22-2009, 02:50 AM
Weekly 10 minute editorial segment for CruelCircus.

(Perhaps twice weekly should events warrant.)

Russel P
07-22-2009, 04:12 AM
Make overplayed obnoxious jingles last for no more than one segment of a show.

A.J.
07-22-2009, 04:23 AM
More secrets.

Marc with a c
07-22-2009, 04:35 AM
bring back rorshach.

TjM
07-22-2009, 04:54 AM
Ron should ask Fez for his opinion on something then disagree with and shit on Fez for 20 minutes even if Fez's opinion was something Ron agreed with on earlier shows

jimmyolsenblues
07-22-2009, 04:55 AM
ron should talk more about past heart aches and love gone wrong..
my favorite thing about ron and fez is the discussion of breakups and how to deal with them..

spainlinx0
07-22-2009, 05:01 AM
What have you got for the virtual suggestion box?

Mine is that ANY and ALL times Fez mis-speaks a word the show should come to a complete screeching halt

Another one of mine, is anytime Fez expresses an opinion Ron should take a barrage of calls telling Fez how wrong he is there is........... not enough of that at all

I think that Ron should continually direct questions to Dave and then make Fez feel bad for not being part of the conversation.

you mean ronfez.net?


zing

Right, what Ron should do is spend another 3-4 years of his life coddling a grown man who has been collecting 50% of a paycheck for doing less than 1% of the work. Or maybe he should let Fez carry the show for a segment. I think the problem is definitely that Ron doesn't try to include Fez enough right? I think if those questions were addressed to Fez, he would most certainly have something funny or engaging to say. I'm sure he wouldn't lock up. Or maybe I have missed where Fez has been dying to jump in. I certainly can't get enough of his hilarious tag lines which include "right" "mmhmm" "yeah" "oh definitely." They crack me up every single time.

The fact is the show grinds to a halt because Fez doesn't stand up for himself or roll with it in any way. The only time he can talk nowadays is about gay marriage, arguing against people's rights, and to run himself down, call himself crazy, and to do it in a completely nonhumorless way. He doesn't seem to have any desire to do this radio show, and frankly, lately it sounds like neither does Ron. It's even more glaring as I flip between WNEW/WJFK shows and the constant quick back and forth to then listen to my newly recorded Sirius shows where it's one day disinterested and the other panicking in a corner because his old fucking mother doesn't like gay people.

Marc with a c
07-22-2009, 05:02 AM
five hours.

DOHO@HOME
07-22-2009, 05:02 AM
Two words Black Earl

spainlinx0
07-22-2009, 05:03 AM
Still, Ron complains and doesn't do shit about it. If that's the case then perhaps this is the show he wants now. Like Ron has always said, if you stay in a situation then you must be happy in it, otherwise why would you stay?

jlehane
07-22-2009, 05:06 AM
and much quieter,The downside is it clumps all over in yur mouth and you talk like Club Soda Kenny. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/PIA06276JPEGSideShotCaveBananaaSmal.jpg Straighten ME OUT like Larry KING on a stretcher.

biggestmexi
07-22-2009, 05:28 AM
Right, I certainly can't get enough of his hilarious tag lines which include "right" "mmhmm" "yeah" "oh definitely." They crack me up every single time.

panicking in a corner mother doesn't like gay people.

why did you quote me?

Small..Balls
07-22-2009, 05:29 AM
Mooch. But Fez is working on that...

spainlinx0
07-22-2009, 05:38 AM
why did you quote me?

Hmm, that wasn't intentional. Must have accidentally clicked on the wrong multiquote box. I'll fix that.

spainlinx0
07-22-2009, 05:39 AM
Damn is there an editing timeframe or something?

biggestmexi
07-22-2009, 05:45 AM
Damn is there an editing timeframe or something?

yes.


you should have just edited that into your last post. :happy:

jlehane
07-22-2009, 06:55 PM
I guess we all have our favorite strategies for dealing with anxiety and personal identity.Part of that has to do with taking ones life as totally separate from the parents ,spouse,kids,friends,family,social group,etc. Sure there is separation anxiety when you view yourself as a "stand-alone" item with a timeline that begins and ends independently of others(all others). http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/MarsManFestive032a01d83345f23LBB2.jpg Self-determination is vital for IDENTITY INDEPENDENCE,instead of the super-ego interfering(parental voices in the back of the head). I'll grant you that we learn so much from parents and often imitate their good and bad behaviors and habits.We fall in danger of being "programmed" by them,since they desire to make you into a PRODUCT that is "JUST LIKE THEM". I'm oversimplifying to be brutal and cut thru the thickness of the situation.Friends don't sugarcoat. MJ was BRUTALIZED by his DAD.Time to get angry.Who BRUTALIZED YOU ? http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/EliseMJsurgeryCollageTrueConfess-1.jpg :ohmy::blink::sad::surrender::unsure::glurps:

spankyfrank
07-22-2009, 06:56 PM
Boobies....

Serpico1103
07-22-2009, 07:29 PM
Every day Fez must visit an attraction in NYC and report back on it. Whether it is a museum, restaurant, store, landmark.
Might help him and might be interesting to to hear a "tourist's" take on it. After all, Fez is still new to NYC.

West.Coast.Skippy
07-22-2009, 08:14 PM
let fez lead a whole break (or hour) of the show. maybe he could do interviews of his own.

can rorshach be sweet talked or counseled into more segments? let's get more of the friends (aj) occasionally on and less of the super-inside paltalk (now twitter) gossip about romance and podcasts and dinners.

less live reads.

less talking about the rf.net.

i'd suggest ron start caring about the show again (really wandering away from the mike a lot lately) but i think he's probably invested such a disproportionate amount into the show that it's up to fez now to buoy spirits for a time.

DolaMight
07-22-2009, 08:15 PM
did I suggest lasers yet? if not I suggest lasers.

Friday
07-22-2009, 08:25 PM
did I suggest lasers yet? if not I suggest lasers.

or laser tag.

so much fun even for old people!

spainlinx0
07-23-2009, 04:09 AM
Also, whatever happened to involving the interns? There were great bits when that Bobby the Champ kid was talking about his breakup, or other interns weird behavior. Let's start grilling these weirdos again.

instrument
07-23-2009, 11:23 AM
And why is dave called in about sports when that one intern kid seems a lot more versed?

Meataball23
07-23-2009, 11:26 AM
Every day Fez must visit an attraction in NYC and report back on it. Whether it is a museum, restaurant, store, landmark.
Might help him and might be interesting to to hear a "tourist's" take on it. After all, Fez is still new to NYC.

I absolutely love this idea

Caseyelan
07-23-2009, 11:40 AM
did I suggest lasers yet? if not I suggest lasers.

this

Daryll on Long Island
07-23-2009, 01:15 PM
More thread theft.

Not so much for the topics, just so we can hear the thread theft sound clip more.

atldaredevil
07-23-2009, 03:17 PM
Dave tries but hes really dumb

shittles
07-23-2009, 03:20 PM
Give lleeder 4th mic

drjoek
07-23-2009, 03:23 PM
Its only my opinion but I liked the show more when ESD was the butt of the jokes or the whipping boy. Dave adds to the show but I enjoyed when he was not in a position of dominance over Fez siding with Ron.

silks
07-23-2009, 03:40 PM
Cocktail franks

Gvac
07-23-2009, 03:42 PM
Cocktail franks

I like the way you think.

Nothing beats cocktail franks.

Except maybe little smokies cooked on a stick over a campfire.

http://www.grogansfarm.com/adphotos/jpeg_files/709-Grogan%201%23%20Little%20Smokies.jpg