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sr71blackbird
07-30-2009, 04:05 AM
If I see an older woman in great shape, I find myself attracted strongly to them. There is this woman in my office who is probably 52 and she has the body of a teenager and I just want to bang her. Can't help it.
You're going to make Gvac weep.
razorboy
07-30-2009, 04:31 AM
There is this woman in my office who is probably 52 and she has the body of a teenager and I just want to bang her.
The older woman, or the dead teenager?
TripleSkeet
07-30-2009, 05:17 AM
Im with you. I met a women this week that had to be mid 50s at least that looked like she was in great shape. She looked like she had burned through 3 husbands and definitely had tons of cash. I f I was single I wouldve definitely nailed her and tried to make a sugar momma out of her.
EliSnow
07-30-2009, 06:05 AM
The older woman, or the dead teenager?
I don't know if that's an old joke or not, but I like it!
sr71blackbird
07-30-2009, 06:52 AM
The older woman.
The one I am talking about must just have good genetics, because she eats whatever she wants, smokes and is a size 4 petite. She has wrinkles and her hair is greying slightly.
She probably weighs 110 lbs
instrument
07-30-2009, 06:59 AM
thanks for the cougar update Z.
Furtherman
07-30-2009, 06:59 AM
They can get in shape with this!
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TheMojoPin
07-30-2009, 11:44 AM
On the flipside, she's disgusted by the creepy, fat, sweaty, young guy who keeps leering at her.
Ritalin
07-30-2009, 11:51 AM
The older woman.
The one I am talking about must just have good genetics, because she eats whatever she wants, smokes and is a size 4 petite. She has wrinkles and her hair is greying slightly.
She probably weighs 110 lbs
I'm picturing some smoker skinny broad with horrible breath - yes, I can picture horrible breath - and a wrinkled face like a roadmap of Jersey. You don't smoke for 30 something years without putting the miles on.
We need an Erin Andrews style sneaky cell phone pic. Do it Blackbird. If she's standing in a public place, then her image is public domain. Trust
me. I'm a lawyer.
lleeder
07-30-2009, 12:20 PM
I don't doubt you'd fuck a corpse.
JPMNICK
07-30-2009, 12:49 PM
On the flipside, she's disgusted by the creepy, fat, sweaty, young guy who keeps leering at her.
no one has called him young in 17 years. right now he is jerking off to asian feet due to your perceived compliment
sr71blackbird
07-30-2009, 03:16 PM
No Asian feet, they are usually flat footed. I like a foot with a high arch.
MacVittie
07-30-2009, 03:22 PM
http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/julia-louis-dreyfus-shape-magazine-april-09.jpg
sr71blackbird
07-30-2009, 03:24 PM
Julia is HOT!!
cougarjake13
07-30-2009, 05:15 PM
http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/julia-louis-dreyfus-shape-magazine-april-09.jpg
how she got this body
i'll tell ya ... airbrushing
Ritalin
07-30-2009, 05:42 PM
how she got this body
i'll tell ya ... airbrushing
yes.
TheMojoPin
07-30-2009, 07:07 PM
how she got this body
i'll tell ya ... airbrushing
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/3/37271/19_2007/Julia%20Louis%20Dreyfus%20-%20Craig%20Ferguson%20(2007-04-13)%20%5B008%5D.preview.jpg
http://images.celebset.net/pics/J/Julia%20Louis%20Dreyfus200662921315131800.jpg
http://img2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/270019.jpg
Elaine's got the goods.
Fez4PrezN2008
07-30-2009, 08:06 PM
I'm picturing some smoker skinny broad with horrible breath - yes, I can picture horrible breath - and a wrinkled face like a roadmap of Jersey. You don't smoke for 30 something years without putting the miles on.
We need an Erin Andrews style sneaky cell phone pic. Do it Blackbird. If she's standing in a public place, then her image is public domain. Trust
me. I'm a lawyer.
I'm picturing this
http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/sunburn.jpg
ick
jennysmurf
07-30-2009, 10:17 PM
I'm picturing some smoker skinny broad with horrible breath - yes, I can picture horrible breath - and a wrinkled face like a roadmap of Jersey. You don't smoke for 30 something years without putting the miles on.
We need an Erin Andrews style sneaky cell phone pic. Do it Blackbird. If she's standing in a public place, then her image is public domain. Trust
me. I'm a lawyer.
Here you go...
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/18814/29.jpg
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