Is Dave the most sexual person on Ron & Fez ever?

[LordJezo]

Even more so than old Lilly, she had vroom vroom but Dave has butt pleasure with vibrators.

With constant talk of his anal exploits (both on himself and others), prostitute banging, masturbation, STDs, and talk of his penis it seems like Dave is the most sexual component ever on the air on the Ron and Fez show.

Has there ever been anyone in the history of the show who has been this overly sexual on such a consistent basis or has Dave raised the bar to a new level?

[JerseyRich]

How's that growth on your lip?

[LordJezo]

Went away in about 45 minutes.

[instrument]

Noway, hairy elvis got his cherry popped through the show!

[hammersavage]

Earl came on a white girl

[drjoek]

Ronnie B gets more tail than Sinatra

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Ronnie B is the sexual kingpin because he doesn't exaggerate like all those other shortdicks do.

[LordJezo]

Ronnie B is the sexual kingpin because he doesn't exaggerate like all those other shortdicks do.

Didn't think of that one. He might have had the most out of everyone but he keeps his references subtle (mostly) and decent. Dave, on the other hand, is out there every day talking about his sex and what he does with himself and others.

[drjoek]

Didn't think of that one. He might have had the most out of everyone but he keeps his references subtle (mostly) and decent. Dave, on the other hand, is out there every day talking about his sex and what he does with himself and others.


The more a person talks the less they actually do is the rule of thumb I always learned. If you gotta brag about it its not likely all that big

[razorboy]

The more a person talks the less they actually do is the rule of thumb I always learned. If you gatta brag about it its not likely all that big

Learned through personal experience?

[zildjian361]

complete Fag. Kids don't make you straight.:smoke::drunk:

[drjoek]

Learned through personal experience?

See, I'm not going to answer that
:innocent:

[razorboy]

See, I'm not going to answer that
:innocent:

Classy.

[Farmer Dave]

complete Fag. Kids don't make you straight.:smoke::drunk:

I don't think so, but one is mad at his wife for stealing him.

[underdog]

The more a person talks the less they actually do is the rule of thumb I always learned. If you gotta brag about it its not likely all that big

To a point. Otherwise Earl and Fez are getting laid three times a day.

[razorboy]

To a point. Otherwise Earl and Fez are getting laid three times a day.

They share a secret.

[Dirtbag]

Is Dave really bragging though? Most of its embarrassing (to normal people) and the stuff that isn't is fairly routine even if he is very graphic about it.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Is Dave really bragging though? Most of its embarrassing (to normal people) and the stuff that isn't is fairly routine even if he is very graphic about it.

He absolutely is getting off on talking about it. You hear a special glee in his voice when he talks about it.

[benjamin]

I have a feeling that Crazy Jen has seen her share of shit but sometimes I wonder if Dave embellishes or exaggerates for the listeners...
Just speculation...
Never met either one...

[PapaBear]

I can't believe no one has mentioned Keisha.

[razorboy]

I can't believe no one has mentioned Keisha.

Or Hannah Han.

[benjamin]

Or Hannah Han.

They didnt call her the stinkest pink 4 nothing!

[TjM]

I don't know if jacking off in his car while driving then using his child's blanket to clean up makes him sexual. Deeply fucking disturbed yes but sexual I'm not sure

[beachbum]

Let me preface this by saying that I really like Dave.



He has only been with three women in his life.His habitual jacking and anal exploits do not qualify him as a hyper sexual person.He confessed that he couldn't get it up to have sex with Casey when she was pregnant but he was still jacking off constantly.When my wife was pregnant having sex with her was not always the first thing on my mind but I manned up and did what had to be done.Dave has no shame and no filter between his brain and his mouth.That is totally different than being hyper sexual.I bet Chris Stanley stories would shame a whore if he spilled his guts as much as Dave.

[jlehane3]

he'll be A-OKaY http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/MilkCartonHosts.jpg But the show will suffer ....some one's stuck between a quim and a quandry,some would say a CUN-NuN-DrUm. :wacko:

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think Lilly is sexual, I think Lilly talked about it with a sense of character either to get attention or because she understood that was part of her role.

When Dave talks abuot sex it seems like its masterbation, even when someone else is involved.

Maybe it's Chris Tanley.