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[Judge Smails]

Anyone else like this? I simply can not turn the other cheek. My wife and I are constantly arguing because she says that I can be very petty. Today, even I think I may have gone too far.

I took the kids to the Liberty Science Center today where it turned out to be Jewish Camp day. As such there were hundreds of kids running around and they far outnumbered the adult supervision.

My kids and I were checking out this exhibit that showed how Hollywood misrepresents virus outbreaks. You got to choose from several movies and watch a scene on a monitor and then had to answer questions based on the scene. We had just watched a long scene from Resident Evil and then had to answer a multiple choice question on what was unrealistic about the virus in the movie.

Being the good parent I was trying to talk it out with my kids when this little Jewish girl, who was about 7, walks right up and chooses an answer at random. My kids just stared at her, mouth agape, because they were really having fun until she ruined it. Being the only adult around I felt I should lecture her on why that was rude and how we were using that exhibit at the time. By her look it was pretty obvious that she couldn't give two shits that this stranger was reprimanding her.

Here's where things get out of hand: Eventually my kids and I move on and the little girl takes over the display. All the while I keep an eye on her from the other side of the room. As soon I feel she's suffiently into the exhibit I nonchalantly work my way over there, pick an answer on the touchscreen at random and then walk off.

I assume this makes me a bad person?

[SatCam]

I assume this makes me a bad person?

no... she was jewish she deserved it

[Enabler]

Jews ruin everything

but yes, you are a bad person

[drjoek]

I blame the Jews

[Hottub]

Tats for tits?

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[mendyweiss]

Hang in there Judge, In about 5 years that little girl will have an amazing set of jugs !

[jauble]

I'm very petty but c'mon. Teach you kids to do the right thing and not make their dad look like a jerk. One of them could have easily done that.

[instrument]

If their was a Hilliard cup award you'd win it.

[Furtherman]

Some kids can be brats. Nothing you can do about it. When they get a little unsupervised fun more than usual, they'll act out. That's just being a kid.

[Hottub]

Some kids can be brats. Nothing you can do about it. When they get a little unsupervised fun more than usual, they'll act out. That's just being a kid.

That's not necessarily being a brat. When unsupervised, it is spreading their wings, or testing their limits. A natural progression in growing up.

[SatCam]

That's not necessarily being a brat. When unsupervised, it is spreading their wings, or testing their limits. A natural progression in growing up.

very common with the jew

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[Furtherman]

That's not necessarily being a brat. When unsupervised, it is spreading their wings, or testing their limits. A natural progression in growing up.

Agreed.

But some kids are just brats no matter what!

[Farmer Dave]

I'm all with you Judge. I don't care about her entitled race, she needed a lesson. Did you get the right answer?

[DolaMight]

no, but the way you looked her up and down and the thoughts in your head make you a bad person, Judge Pigtails. You belong in an i-phone app.

[disneyspy]

i love viagra for vagina

[brettmojo]

Should of tripped her. Nothing is as satisfying as tripping little bratty kids when they're running around.

[Judge Smails]

Whoa! I'm not comfortable with the turn this thread is taking. I'm sorry I ever brought up the Jewish thing. I only mentioned it because I wanted to point out it was Camp Day and there were a lot of kids running around.

In my pathetic defense I will say that my kids did not see what I did. Even I realized it was petty and so I wouldn't want to set that kind of example. I did tell my wife about it though. She just shook her head and seemed very disappointed. I like to think that I gave that little girl a valuable life lesson about respecting societal boundaries or some such shit.

[~Katja~]

yeah I wouldn't have done that, cause it teaches your kids that acting out of spite is acceptable.

I just had a kid at the lake jump and push Lukas' head under water while his mom was sun bathing minding her own business... the kid was maybe 5. he continued to throw sand and mud and even started splashing strangers standing at the side of the water, amazed by his rudeness...
Well when he continued to torment Lukas and started acting out around the kids I asked him his name, which stopped him for a second in his actions, then I explained that we don't appreciate such behavior and he needed to stop it. That worked for about 10 minutes... but now I was armed with his name and as soon as he just as much as attempted to sling mud or anything I would yell out his name and tell him to stop it.

Would have been stupid if I went and drowned his head or thrown sand in his face to pay him back...

[Judge Smails]

Nice tag to whoever added it. In the interest of full disclosure I would like to add that these were not your regular, run-of-the-mill, jews. The vast majority were of the Hasidic variety. Their presence was a topic of conversation for most of the day because my kids had never seen so many yarmulkes, curls and those babushka type dealies that the girls wear in their hair.

I should have known I was in trouble from the morning. Getting into the parking lot took forever because a school bus was blocking the one entrance lane. After about ten minutes of waiting they moved the bus to the side to let people through. I asked the parking lot cashier what the hold-up with the bus was and she said that because they had gotten a group rate for the admission to the Science Center, they felt they shouldn't have to pay the full $7 for parking.

[Dude!]

hey Jew-hater Smails
what was unrealistic about Resident Evil
that's what I want to know

[Judge Smails]

hey Jew-hater Smails
what was unrealistic about Resident Evil
that's what I want to know

Apparently, the Liberty Science Center is part of the larger government conspiracy that seeks to minimize public panic by perpetuating the lie that a virus can not cause the host subject to mutate or otherwise turn into a zombie.

[brettmojo]

I asked the parking lot cashier what the hold-up with the bus was and she said that because they had gotten a group rate for the admission to the Science Center, they felt they shouldn't have to pay the full $7 for parking.
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[TripleSkeet]

The fact you pushed the button isnt what makes this creepy, its the fact you waited around eyeing her up waiting for your chance. Ive dealt with alot of bratty kids and done shit like that spur of the moment (tried helping this kid with his fishing line on a party boat, the kid got cocky with me so I cut his line and told him to get lost and go on the other side of the boat with his old man), but Ive never sat around waiting for them.

And Kat, Im with you about your lake incident. I have no problem disciplining someone elses kids if they need it and the parent doesnt feel like doing it. Im not gonna let my kid get tortured because you feel like letting yours act like an animal.

[Bob'sBitchTits]

Would have been stupid if I went and drowned his head or thrown sand in his face to pay him back...

Did you at least pat yourself on the back?

[vamessenger]

yeah I wouldn't have done that, cause it teaches your kids that acting out of spite is acceptable.

I just had a kid at the lake jump and push Lukas' head under water while his mom was sun bathing minding her own business... the kid was maybe 5. he continued to throw sand and mud and even started splashing strangers standing at the side of the water, amazed by his rudeness...
Well when he continued to torment Lukas and started acting out around the kids I asked him his name, which stopped him for a second in his actions, then I explained that we don't appreciate such behavior and he needed to stop it. That worked for about 10 minutes... but now I was armed with his name and as soon as he just as much as attempted to sling mud or anything I would yell out his name and tell him to stop it.

Would have been stupid if I went and drowned his head or thrown sand in his face to pay him back...

This is the problem with "talking it out" with asshole kids. I am a firm believer of spanking kids...especially ones like this.

And Judge, I agree that you shouldn't have pressed the button, but gotten one of your kids to do something to that awful little kid. Kids need to learn to stick up for themselves.

[~Katja~]

This is the problem with "talking it out" with asshole kids. I am a firm believer of spanking kids...especially ones like this.

And Judge, I agree that you shouldn't have pressed the button, but gotten one of your kids to do something to that awful little kid. Kids need to learn to stick up for themselves.
hey I have tried spanking with Lukas and frankly talking and explaining things just works better for him. A spank hardly impresses him and leaves me feel guilty.
This boy really did react to my words and later as well, I think he is just used to a lot of unsupervised time so he gets away with it most of the time. The other thing is that a stranger telling you often makes more of an impact than when it's the parent, Lukas will be an angel and follow instructions and orders well at the daycare but turns it into a struggle for me... it's a trust thing, he is very certain that I will still be there and love him the next day anyway.

[Marc with a c]

at least you weren't carrying a flag.

[vamessenger]

I think I only got hit twice. After that all it took was the idea of getting hit. And yes...I still knew my parents loved me. I was just being an asshole and that was the best way to get me to stop being an asshole.

[nate1000]

This would have gone so much smoother is there were an oven handy.


BTW- your title sucks. The only reason I am even here is for this:
http://www.rankmytattoos.com/f/wmimages/breast-tattoo-119798357617344.jpg

[ANC]

I assume this makes me a bad person?

No, it makes you my personal hero.. fuck that kid!

[mendyweiss]

Is there a consequence for bad behavior ? yes
Is hitting a 7 year old an option ? no
Ok, back to the tits !!!

[vamessenger]

Is there a consequence for bad behavior ? yes
Is hitting a 7 year old an option ? no
Ok, back to the tits !!!

Why not?

[topless_mike]

d out to be Jewish Camp day. As such there were hundreds of kids running around and they far outnumbered the adult supervision.


not the usual sterotype that is there, but go on...

Being the good parent I was trying to talk it out with my kids when this little Jewish girl, who was about 7, walks right up and chooses an answer at random. My kids just stared at her, mouth agape, because they were really having fun until she ruined it.

As soon I feel she's suffiently into the exhibit I nonchalantly work my way over there, pick an answer on the touchscreen at random and then walk off.



i would have told her that if she's not married and has kids by age 8, 9 the latest, that nobody is going to want her.

[Patient zer0]

I Love tits

[TripleSkeet]

Why not?

Yea, I had the same question.

[Aggie]

Yea, I had the same question.

I think he meant someone else's 7 year old like the girl in question. Not your own child.

[mendyweiss]

I think he meant someone else's 7 year old like the girl in question. Not your own child.

sorry, these meetings are going to kill me !!

I was talking about your own child.
Spanking your kid is easy , (how hard do you decide ?) Probably even makes you feel good
However, tackling a bad behavior without spanking is harder, no doubt, but more effective.

There is nothing wrong with a time out area, but STICK to it. It's not being about being a tough guy at all.

[cougarjake13]

Anyone else like this? I simply can not turn the other cheek. My wife and I are constantly arguing because she says that I can be very petty. Today, even I think I may have gone too far.

I took the kids to the Liberty Science Center today where it turned out to be Jewish Camp day. As such there were hundreds of kids running around and they far outnumbered the adult supervision.

My kids and I were checking out this exhibit that showed how Hollywood misrepresents virus outbreaks. You got to choose from several movies and watch a scene on a monitor and then had to answer questions based on the scene. We had just watched a long scene from Resident Evil and then had to answer a multiple choice question on what was unrealistic about the virus in the movie.

Being the good parent I was trying to talk it out with my kids when this little Jewish girl, who was about 7, walks right up and chooses an answer at random. My kids just stared at her, mouth agape, because they were really having fun until she ruined it. Being the only adult around I felt I should lecture her on why that was rude and how we were using that exhibit at the time. By her look it was pretty obvious that she couldn't give two shits that this stranger was reprimanding her.

Here's where things get out of hand: Eventually my kids and I move on and the little girl takes over the display. All the while I keep an eye on her from the other side of the room. As soon I feel she's suffiently into the exhibit I nonchalantly work my way over there, pick an answer on the touchscreen at random and then walk off.

I assume this makes me a bad person?



hell no that was badass

[Fez4PrezN2008]

This would have gone so much smoother is there were an oven handy.


BTW- your title sucks. The only reason I am even here is for this:
http://www.rankmytattoos.com/f/wmimages/breast-tattoo-119798357617344.jpg
Does that say "Where Mom's fail Music Spats" ?
I don't get it...

[TripleSkeet]

sorry, these meetings are going to kill me !!

I was talking about your own child.
Spanking your kid is easy , (how hard do you decide ?) Probably even makes you feel good
However, tackling a bad behavior without spanking is harder, no doubt, but more effective.

There is nothing wrong with a time out area, but STICK to it. It's not being about being a tough guy at all.

No offense but I think thats a crock of shit. I think time out is just retarded. Nothing wrong with cracking a kid on the ass when they do something wrong.

And when they get old enough insetad of using your hand you give them a whack with the wooden spoon. Im not saying its for everyone, but in my house, my kids get smacked, I dont play that time out shit. To me thats just gay.

[~Katja~]

No offense but I think thats a crock of shit. I think time out is just retarded. Nothing wrong with cracking a kid on the ass when they do something wrong.

And when they get old enough insetad of using your hand you give them a whack with the wooden spoon. Im not saying its for everyone, but in my house, my kids get smacked, I dont play that time out shit. To me thats just gay.

I have been meaning to ask you if you still feel that way. Now that your girl is a bit older and you have the baby boy I wondered if you still believe in these methods.

A quick swat on the butt is not bad cause it makes them aware immediately that they are doing something wrong, especially after you gave them three chances to correct it... but the spoon is still kinda out there for me.

[Section 8]

Does that say "Where Mom's fail Music Spats" ?
I don't get it...

I beleive it says, "Where Words Fail, Music Speaks"

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I beleive it says, "Where Words Fail, Music Speaks"
Ha ha - I love illegible script tats!
When she's 65 its going to look like "Warble wurble flappy squiggle"

[RoseBlood]

Would have been stupid if I went and drowned his head or thrown sand in his face to pay him back...
Would be worth it just for the laugh. :laugh:
Hell, I'm even laughing at the image of you getting into a brawl with a 5 yr old! :nono::laugh:
But in my mind, you're not just throwing sand in his face, you're making him choke on it! :devil2:

[~Katja~]

Would be worth it just for the laugh. :laugh:
Hell, I'm even laughing at the image of you getting into a brawl with a 5 yr old! :nono::laugh:
But in my mind, you're not just throwing sand in his face, you're making him choke on it! :devil2:
you have very aggressive visions of me on your mind :glurps:

[RoseBlood]

you have very aggressive visions of me on your mind :glurps:

You call them visions, I call them fantasies. :wink:

[A.J.]

No offense but I think thats a crock of shit. I think time out is just retarded. Nothing wrong with cracking a kid on the ass when they do something wrong.

And when they get old enough insetad of using your hand you give them a whack with the wooden spoon. Im not saying its for everyone, but in my house, my kids get smacked, I dont play that time out shit. To me thats just gay.

"Everybody takes a beating sometime."

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[TripleSkeet]

I have been meaning to ask you if you still feel that way. Now that your girl is a bit older and you have the baby boy I wondered if you still believe in these methods.

A quick swat on the butt is not bad cause it makes them aware immediately that they are doing something wrong, especially after you gave them three chances to correct it... but the spoon is still kinda out there for me.

Heres the deal with the spoon. I still havent used it yet. When she does something wrong I grab her arm and swat her on the ass. 99% of the time she doesnt even feel it. But its the shock of the swat and knowing that Im angry that gets the point across and thats why shes cries.

Eventually when she gets a little older she will start realizing that the swat on the ass doesnt hurt and it wont have the effect anymore. Thats when you use the spoon. Not really hard, just enough to make it sting a little.

Anyone that grew up in an Italian family will tell you its the most harmless weapon out there. In my family it got to the point where my mom and grandmom would swing it so hard they would break across us....and even then it didnt really hurt. They had to go through like 50 of them.

The thing with my daughter is, the next couple years is the only time this is gonna work. Once she hits 5 I have to go the guilt trip route. Ive found with girls it bothers them alot more if you just tell them you dont want to talk to them right now, then actually hitting them. Boys still get smacked though...forever. My dad still gives me a smack in the back of the head if I do something stupid.

[~Katja~]

Heres the deal with the spoon. I still havent used it yet. When she does something wrong I grab her arm and swat her on the ass. 99% of the time she doesnt even feel it. But its the shock of the swat and knowing that Im angry that gets the point across and thats why shes cries.

Eventually when she gets a little older she will start realizing that the swat on the ass doesnt hurt and it wont have the effect anymore. Thats when you use the spoon. Not really hard, just enough to make it sting a little.

Anyone that grew up in an Italian family will tell you its the most harmless weapon out there. In my family it got to the point where my mom and grandmom would swing it so hard they would break across us....and even then it didnt really hurt. They had to go through like 50 of them.

The thing with my daughter is, the next couple years is the only time this is gonna work. Once she hits 5 I have to go the guilt trip route. Ive found with girls it bothers them alot more if you just tell them you dont want to talk to them right now, then actually hitting them. Boys still get smacked though...forever. My dad still gives me a smack in the back of the head if I do something stupid.

Well that's your old fashioned Italian way of dealing with it, I for one have to day that as they get older they get so much smarter and dealing with a situation with words always works better.
I do give time outs which usually result in another tantrum, if he continues to do the same thing he is not supposed to do he will go up to his room.
But at the end of the night I take him to the side before bed time and have my "serious" talk with him where I explain to him what we need to work on for the next day, as far as listening is concerned... and I will make clear what he will miss out on if he does not behave. I also explain to him that I don't like to have to tell him everything 20 times to the point where we yell and that it makes mommy sad.
He does not want to see mommy sad, and says he loves me and gives me a kiss... and a hug.. and the next day he starts off much better and calmer.
Well until something else or the same things goes down... The thing is they are at an age where not only they are learning a lot (also how to behave properly) but they are testing their limit, so persistence is key.
I don't always succeed and it can be frustrating, but hitting him or threatening does not result in more respect or fear by him... every kid is different and he is very stubborn but also very smart, so he responds to talks and explanations a lot more.

You seem very articulate and smart, I think using words may actually be more beneficial, also for her to learn how to properly deal with a situation and use her words and smarts in a confrontation.

Aside from being smart, for some reason most kids are extremely sensitive these days.
Lukas' brother has major issues stemming from his father treating him in a sweet as sugar and then hard ass way. he would freeze up when he just entered the house because he already expected that whatever he was doing would be wrong and he would be punished... but usually would be greated with kisses and hugs and be babied when just 10 minutes later he would yell at him pull his ear and threaten him for things like not showing an interest in doing his homework or doing it wrong.
These kind of punishments left the poor boy in such confusion that he suffers from anxiety and panic attacks still.

[Death Metal Moe]

Heres the deal with the spoon.

OH he is gonna be SO PISSED when he reads this! He's probably gonna call Snoogans about it, then hang up on him again.

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