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Gvac
08-12-2009, 02:29 PM
For quite some time now most of us have been under the impression that our dear Mr. Whatley had lost his mind and East Side Dave was some kind of savior, coming to the rescue to fill up mic time because Fez was unable to perform.

Recently, however, Fez has theorized that Dave has been subtly planting this idea in everyone's head, all the while intending to usurp the throne and sit at the right hand of Ron. (Actually, Fez sits to Ron's left, but still...)

Again, most of us took this as further evidence of Fezzie's lunacy, myself included.

Well, I'm here to say I was wrong. I'm now convinced that Fez is 100% correct in his assumption that Dave isn't the knight in shining armor he's portrayed himself to be but rather a backstabber of epic proportions.

I recall one thing that really irked Fez last week was Dave muttering insults and putdowns under his breath instead of saying them out loud. Everyone thought the Big Cat was paranoid. Today when I called the show, however, Dave waited until I hung up to murmur a few critical comments about my former band and my guitar playing.

I now see how Dave operates and how he repays loyalty. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.

You've been exposed, you redheaded twit.

I just feel like a first class jackass for ever sticking up for you in the past and for ever doubting Mr. Whatley.

I'm sorry, Fez.

It'll never happen again.

Dude!
08-12-2009, 02:30 PM
you're insane

hammersavage
08-12-2009, 02:31 PM
First class?

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 02:34 PM
Gvac .... you are a true hero. a real man knows when he has done wrong. i am sure Fez will accept with open arms.

RhinoinMN
08-12-2009, 02:36 PM
. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.



Probably pretty far with those hands of yours.

spankyfrank
08-12-2009, 02:43 PM
My captain My captain!!!!

I'd follow you anywhere sir!!!!

dino_electropolis
08-12-2009, 02:43 PM
touchy touchy

East Side Dave
08-12-2009, 02:44 PM
For quite some time now most of us have been under the impression that our dear Mr. Whatley had lost his mind and East Side Dave was some kind of savior, coming to the rescue to fill up mic time because Fez was unable to perform.

Recently, however, Fez has theorized that Dave has been subtly planting this idea in everyone's head, all the while intending to usurp the throne and sit at the right hand of Ron. (Actually, Fez sits to Ron's left, but still...)

Again, most of us took this as further evidence of Fezzie's lunacy, myself included.

Well, I'm here to say I was wrong. I'm now convinced that Fez is 100% correct in his assumption that Dave isn't the knight in shining armor he's portrayed himself to be but rather a backstabber of epic proportions.

I recall one thing that really irked Fez last week was Dave muttering insults and putdowns under his breath instead of saying them out loud. Everyone thought the Big Cat was paranoid. Today when I called the show, however, Dave waited until I hung up to murmur a few critical comments about my former band and my guitar playing.

I now see how Dave operates and how he repays loyalty. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.

You've been exposed, you redheaded twit.

I just feel like a first class jackass for ever sticking up for you in the past and for ever doubting Mr. Whatley.

I'm sorry, Fez.

It'll never happen again.


Wrong.

Wrong.

And wrong.

Did you make this thread because of my little Crankcase joke? Oh the transparency, G.

Hottub
08-12-2009, 02:45 PM
You people are mad.
Dave is a producer.

(who produces)

Gvac
08-12-2009, 02:47 PM
Wrong.

Wrong.

And wrong.

Did you make this thread because of my little Crankcase joke? Oh the transparency, G.

I thought you didn't post here anymore.

Drunk again?

That would explain your madness, to some degree.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Go find fame and fortune with your partner Sam.

Stop trying to break up my favorite radio show.

spankyfrank
08-12-2009, 02:48 PM
I thought you didn't post here anymore.

Drunk again?

That would explain your madness, to some degree.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Go find fame and fortune with your partner Sam.

Stop trying to break up my favorite radio show.

FACE!

kratos
08-12-2009, 02:48 PM
Today when I called the show, however, Dave waited until I hung up to murmur a few critical comments about my former band and my guitar playing.


Am I the only one who sees this as a classic comedic device?

East Side Dave
08-12-2009, 02:49 PM
Oh geez are you touchy today. It was a joke sensitive boy.

spankyfrank
08-12-2009, 02:50 PM
I think it's time we thunderdome this match.

East Side Dave
08-12-2009, 02:50 PM
Stop trying to break up my favorite radio show.


I'm not trying to break up anything.

Hottub
08-12-2009, 02:50 PM
Oh geez are you touchy today. It was a joke sensitive boy.

Jokes? on the Ron and Fez Show?
The hell you say!:laugh:

yojimbo7248
08-12-2009, 02:50 PM
I started to rethink Fez's accusations yesterday thanks to Crispy### pointing out that the father cum eating story is bullshit. If Dave is lying about that, what else is he not telling the truth about? That's the first that I started to think that I have been fooled into thinking Fez is a lunatic and the McDonalds are innocent victims.

Now Gvac tells this story about under-the-breath-betrayal and confirms what I started thinking yesterday.

I hope Fez reads this and comes back. Most of us aren't especially bright people and are easily fooled. Fez, can you forgive us for doubting you?

mikeyboy
08-12-2009, 02:50 PM
So it took Gvac 4 years to figure out that Dave is a smart ass?

ShowerBench
08-12-2009, 02:51 PM
The worm has turned

East Side Dave
08-12-2009, 02:52 PM
Now Gvac tells this story about under-the-breath-betrayal and confirms what I started thinking yesterday.



Under the breath = into a microphone?????????

Gvac
08-12-2009, 02:53 PM
Go post on Wackbag or wherever you're calling home these days, Dave.

You've badmouthed this place enough.

Remember when FBA was the best thing in the world?

Stop playing both sides of the coin.

Be a man and make a decision - star of Sam & Dave or producer of Ron & Fez.

Not star, not 3rd mic...PRODUCER.

K.C.
08-12-2009, 02:53 PM
Fez & Gvac vs. ESD & Lleeder.....tag team tables match!

Someone call Hard Rock Johnnie....set it up!!!!

K.C.
08-12-2009, 02:54 PM
Remember when FBA was the best thing in the world?


Oh NO YOU DINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spankyfrank
08-12-2009, 02:55 PM
i've got 5-1 in favor of Gvac and Fez.

foodcourtdruide
08-12-2009, 02:55 PM
Dave has talked lots of shit about this place, which is odd because I think Casey is a great poster here.

East Side Dave
08-12-2009, 02:55 PM
Not star, not 3rd mic...PRODUCER.


Have NEVER EVER called myself star or 3rd mic and will give you $100,000,000,000,000,000 if you can find where I do.

It's funny how your "change of heart" comes after a little ribbing.

Gvac
08-12-2009, 02:55 PM
Oh, and Dave?

Please stop making this thread about you.

It's about Fez.

I guess habits are hard to break, huh?

spankyfrank
08-12-2009, 02:55 PM
Have NEVER EVER called myself star or 3rd mic and will give you $100,000,000,000,000,000 if you can find where I do.

It's funny how your "change of heart" comes after a little ribbing.

That is alot of money.......

East Side Dave
08-12-2009, 02:56 PM
Oh, and Dave?

Please stop making this thread about you.

It's about Fez.

I guess habits are hard to break, huh?


My name was posted ten times in the first post. You're on the rag.

Gvac
08-12-2009, 02:56 PM
Have NEVER EVER called myself star or 3rd mic

"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."

- Bob Dylan

K.C.
08-12-2009, 02:56 PM
Hey guys, this new bit is great!

dino_electropolis
08-12-2009, 02:56 PM
Go post on Wackbag or wherever you're calling home these days, Dave.

You've badmouthed this place enough.

Remember when FBA was the best thing in the world?

Stop playing both sides of the coin.

Be a man and make a decision - star of Sam & Dave or producer of Ron & Fez.

Not star, not 3rd mic...PRODUCER.


Seriously, who made you the gatekeeper of this website?

How is it that you have the authority to say what's what as it relates to the show?

Dave is there 5 days a week.


You post on a message board.

spankyfrank
08-12-2009, 02:57 PM
Seriously, who made you the gatekeeper of this website?

How is it that you have the authority to say what's what as it relates to the show?

Dave is there 5 days a week.


You post on a message board.

We have an illegal intrusion!!!!!

dino_electropolis
08-12-2009, 02:57 PM
Oh, and Dave?

Please stop making this thread about you.

It's about Fez.

I guess habits are hard to break, huh?

Fuckin a.....


Fez is grown man. Everyone stop coddling him. If he's changed, he's changed.

Is it because of Dave? Is it because of a chemical imbalance? Is it cuz the man's never been laid?


It doesnt matter. If anyone needs to step up and be a man, it fez.

TooLowBrow
08-12-2009, 02:58 PM
i thought esd said he hates this board and all of us...

East Side Dave
08-12-2009, 02:58 PM
Seriously, who made you the gatekeeper of this website?

How is it that you have the authority to say what's what as it relates to the show?

Dave is there 5 days a week.


You post on a message board.



FACE tm

yojimbo7248
08-12-2009, 02:59 PM
Under the breath = into a microphone?????????

well, the anti-Gvac musical ability comments and the anti-Fez stuff you murmur under your breath into a microphone. It's almost as though you are planting subliminal messages in the Big Cat's head. Truly sneaky.

Heather 8
08-12-2009, 02:59 PM
Jokes? on the Ron and Fez Show?
The hell you say!:laugh:

Haven't you heard? Jokes are verboten on the Ron & Fez show.*








*unless said joke is uttered by Ron

west milly Tom
08-12-2009, 03:00 PM
FACE tm

you're the best thing to happen to R&F since Swiss Miss.

ShowerBench
08-12-2009, 03:00 PM
Oh, and Dave?

Please stop making this thread about you.

It's about Fez.

I guess habits are hard to break, huh?

http://newboards.tusclan.com/images/smilies/jawdrop.gif

spankyfrank
08-12-2009, 03:00 PM
It's time we had a true battle of the bands...

Crankcase vs. Guys with Ears

On 90.7 WFUV.....

Furtherman
08-12-2009, 03:01 PM
Whoa Whoa Whoa!!!









This is not my Batman glass!

Gvac
08-12-2009, 03:03 PM
Hey Dave, what did you get Fez for breakfast today - more eggs, cheese, and bacon? Great idea for a man with 2 stents in his heart.

Just how badly do you want his job?

Dude!
08-12-2009, 03:03 PM
ron and anthony should
dump their dead weights
and then get together

the ron and anthony show
the anthony and ron show
take your pick

with prime time sam roberts
as producer

gold

spankyfrank
08-12-2009, 03:03 PM
Hey Dave, what did you get Fez for breakfast today - more eggs, cheese, and bacon? Great idea for a man with 2 stents in his heart.

Just how badly do you want his job?

HADOUKEN!!!!!

dino_electropolis
08-12-2009, 03:04 PM
Now he's a premeditated killer?


Ooh fah.....stretching there boss.

Heather 8
08-12-2009, 03:04 PM
Hey Dave, what did you get Fez for breakfast today - more eggs, cheese, and bacon? Great idea for a man with 2 stents in his heart.

Just how badly do you want his job?

Not bad enough. He forgot the pork roll.

Gvac
08-12-2009, 03:05 PM
Just to get this back on track and try to stop all the thread derailers *cough* Dave *cough*

YOU WERE RIGHT FEZ.

YOU'VE GOT ME ON YOUR SIDE.

Hottub
08-12-2009, 03:05 PM
Not bad enough. He forgot the pork roll.

That's Taylor Ham, hayseed.

Devo37
08-12-2009, 03:05 PM
It's time we had a true battle of the bands...

Crankcase vs. Guys with Ears

On 90.7 WFUV.....

i think ESD is banned from Fordham due to a paint mishap.

spankyfrank
08-12-2009, 03:05 PM
It's gonna be a blood bath.......:devil2:

Heather 8
08-12-2009, 03:07 PM
That's Taylor Ham, hayseed.

Oh, you fucking want some now?

I'm on to your plan, mod boy.

K.C.
08-12-2009, 03:07 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/indybooki/Elizabeth/Elizabeth54.jpg

dino_electropolis
08-12-2009, 03:07 PM
I've heard of full moons bringing out weird behavior, but apparantely meteor showers make some outright insane.

Hottub
08-12-2009, 03:10 PM
Oh, you fucking want some now?

I'm on to your plan, mod boy.

Bring it!
3 falls, no ref!!

~Katja~
08-12-2009, 03:12 PM
can't wait for fezfez to post

Heather 8
08-12-2009, 03:13 PM
Bring it!
3 falls, no ref!!

Come to Hasbrouck Heights Saturday! Come to my turf, biotch! :devil2:

west milly Tom
08-12-2009, 03:13 PM
can't wait for fezfez to post

why? so he can say something mean about Casey??

ShowerBench
08-12-2009, 03:13 PM
Just to get this back on track and try to stop all the thread derailers *cough* Dave *cough*

YOU WERE RIGHT FEZ.

YOU'VE GOT ME ON YOUR SIDE.

oh man...

http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/nuclear_explosion.jpg

yojimbo7248
08-12-2009, 03:14 PM
What else do we need to do to bring fezfez back? I wish he would give us a sign.

ShowerBench
08-12-2009, 03:15 PM
i think ESD is banned from Fordham due to a paint mishap.



I thought he fell into a bucket of paint thinner on vacation. Where do the lies end?

yojimbo7248
08-12-2009, 03:17 PM
I thought he fell into a bucket of paint thinner on vacation. Where do the lies end?


I knew it - this "East Side Dave" character is unraveling quicker than I thought it would.

dino_electropolis
08-12-2009, 03:17 PM
I knew it - this "East Side Dave" character is unraveling quicker than I thought it would.

I'll bet he is not even from the East Side, either......

yojimbo7248
08-12-2009, 03:18 PM
I'll bet he is not even from the East Side, either......

exactly! - he's from Jersey. probably never been to Tompkins Square.

how could i have been such an idiot

mikeyboy
08-12-2009, 03:19 PM
I knew it - this "East Side Dave" character is unraveling quicker than I thought it would.

This is what Dave looks like without hair dye and makeup:

http://www.iministries.org/Content/10267/PhotoGalleries/91196/91205-large.jpg

Dell
08-12-2009, 03:19 PM
For quite some time now most of us have been under the impression that our dear Mr. Whatley had lost his mind and East Side Dave was some kind of savior, coming to the rescue to fill up mic time because Fez was unable to perform.

Recently, however, Fez has theorized that Dave has been subtly planting this idea in everyone's head, all the while intending to usurp the throne and sit at the right hand of Ron. (Actually, Fez sits to Ron's left, but still...)

Again, most of us took this as further evidence of Fezzie's lunacy, myself included.

Well, I'm here to say I was wrong. I'm now convinced that Fez is 100% correct in his assumption that Dave isn't the knight in shining armor he's portrayed himself to be but rather a backstabber of epic proportions.

I recall one thing that really irked Fez last week was Dave muttering insults and putdowns under his breath instead of saying them out loud. Everyone thought the Big Cat was paranoid. Today when I called the show, however, Dave waited until I hung up to murmur a few critical comments about my former band and my guitar playing.

I now see how Dave operates and how he repays loyalty. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.

You've been exposed, you redheaded twit.

I just feel like a first class jackass for ever sticking up for you in the past and for ever doubting Mr. Whatley.

I'm sorry, Fez.

It'll never happen again.

don't be a rube...everything...EVERYTHING...is a calculated play on this show...enjoy the bit...don't be part of the bit...

dino_electropolis
08-12-2009, 03:20 PM
This is what Dave looks like without hair dye and makeup:

http://www.iministries.org/Content/10267/PhotoGalleries/91196/91205-large.jpg

Nonsense!

Dave has a job.

Hottub
08-12-2009, 03:21 PM
Come to Hasbrouck Heights Saturday! Come to my turf, biotch! :devil2:

I can be there. But I'm bringing Sean for protection.
I don't need Jack Jack sneaking up behind me with a chair!:annoyed:

Tallman388
08-12-2009, 03:21 PM
don't be a rube...everything...EVERYTHING...is a calculated play on this show...enjoy the bit...don't be part of the bit...

You're telling that to GVAC? He's no rube, sir.

Dell
08-12-2009, 03:22 PM
Have NEVER EVER called myself star or 3rd mic and will give you $100,000,000,000,000,000 if you can find where I do.

It's funny how your "change of heart" comes after a little ribbing.

Like you could find $100 to pay that bet...I'll back you though...

mikeyboy
08-12-2009, 03:23 PM
You're telling that to GVAC? He's no rube, sir.

I heard he banged his mom, so he could at least end up being Rube's step-dad.

boobieman
08-12-2009, 03:23 PM
So let me get this straight...Dave is a evil master mind and is working for over a year now to under mind fez and take over as 2nd Mic....the man who miss pronounces the simplest of words, who had his butt peed in, who was fooled into putting hot sauce on his head right after getting it shaved, who ran away from home..at 22, who snorted his own piss...

Fuckin funny as hell..but master mind...NAH

Said it before and say it again..WORK

SSSSEESESESEYYAA

Tallman388
08-12-2009, 03:24 PM
I heard he banged his mom, so he could at least end up being Rube's step-dad.

:lol::lol::lol:

Dell
08-12-2009, 03:24 PM
well, the anti-Gvac musical ability comments and the anti-Fez stuff you murmur under your breath into a microphone. It's almost as though you are planting subliminal messages in the Big Cat's head. Truly sneaky.

it's a BIT jimbo...a BIT...

mikeyboy
08-12-2009, 03:24 PM
a bit what?

Dell
08-12-2009, 03:28 PM
a bit what?

a bit of reality...I was mistaken...damn you Dave...

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 03:29 PM
So it took Gvac 4 years to figure out that Dave is a smart ass?

hahah. i haven't giggled that hard in a while. oh, MikeyBoy!

Frankly, this thread could be a good thing. Everyone is now free to heart Fez again! Viva la Fezzie!

Suspect Chin
08-12-2009, 03:38 PM
Hey RonVac, remember the bit where you exaggerated everything Dave did just to turn gullible Fez against him?

IMSlacker
08-12-2009, 03:57 PM
What about Dave's co-conspirators: Casey, Beanie, Mafia Life Chris, Jay Mohr and Opie?

Why are you letting them off so easily?

Crispy123
08-12-2009, 03:58 PM
Ahhh GVAC so wise and as usual so insightful. Fez has his eyes open and the rest of us are getting just a taste of whats coming when the big cat starts roarin.

East Side Dork is a good producer and he brings comedy to the show when he does his jo-jo circus boy act and blows labradors, takes hotsauce in the ass and eats shit and drinks piss. Hes starting to learn his place now that Fez is back!

And of course there may be some collateral damage in the wake of all this, poor Jay Mohr and Casey Elan know how that goes...

but the Ron & Fez show is still strong and I am still a fan, regardless of what some might try and do to make it all about them.

Rube
08-12-2009, 03:58 PM
It is all so sad.

I wish they could all just get along.

I'm going to my happy place now.

yojimbo7248
08-12-2009, 04:00 PM
What about Dave's co-conspirators: Casey, Beanie, Mafia Life Chris, Jay Mohr and Opie?

Why are you letting them off so easily?

Good point. Gvac always struck me as the kind of man that wants to get to the bottom of something rotten like this anti-Fez plan. Is Dave really acting alone?

Contra
08-12-2009, 04:03 PM
I sure hope this is setting up the next Big Ass night of fights Gvac.

oldpoet
08-12-2009, 04:07 PM
Ahhh GVAC so wise and as usual so insightful. Fez has his eyes open and the rest of us are getting just a taste of whats coming when the big cat starts roarin.

East Side Dork is a good producer and he brings comedy to the show when he does his jo-jo circus boy act and blows labradors, takes hotsauce in the ass and eats shit and drinks piss. Hes starting to learn his place now that Fez is back!

And of course there may be some collateral damage in the wake of all this, poor Jay Mohr and Casey Elan know how that goes...

but the Ron & Fez show is still strong and I am still a fan, regardless of what some might try and do to make it all about them.

But that's just it, the show isn't strong when Fez becomes Mean Fez or Fezzienoid. It becomes ugly and awkward and very unfunny. It's a little sad that if it's not a bit, that Ron doesn't say something to Fez, because clearly the only person Fez takes seriously is Ron. And Fez needs some help.

Unless it's a bit.

In which case this is my public apology for rubic gullibility.

ShowerBench
08-12-2009, 04:09 PM
Frankly, this thread could be a good thing. Everyone is now free to heart Fez again! Viva la Fezzie!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/anim_beer.gif

ShowerBench
08-12-2009, 04:10 PM
But that's just it, the show isn't strong when Fez becomes Mean Fez

since when?

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 04:11 PM
since when?

i love angry Fez - could be my top 3 favorite Fez characters.

IMSlacker
08-12-2009, 04:12 PM
Fez was dead on about Vegas too.

Lots of people hate Vegas.

underdog
08-12-2009, 04:13 PM
FACE tm

Haven't you heard? FACE has a new kid in town.

TooLowBrow
08-12-2009, 04:15 PM
Haven't you heard? FACE has a new kid in town.

exactly

styckx
08-12-2009, 04:16 PM
For quite some time now most of us have been under the impression that our dear Mr. Whatley had lost his mind and East Side Dave was some kind of savior, coming to the rescue to fill up mic time because Fez was unable to perform.

Recently, however, Fez has theorized that Dave has been subtly planting this idea in everyone's head, all the while intending to usurp the throne and sit at the right hand of Ron. (Actually, Fez sits to Ron's left, but still...)

Again, most of us took this as further evidence of Fezzie's lunacy, myself included.

Well, I'm here to say I was wrong. I'm now convinced that Fez is 100% correct in his assumption that Dave isn't the knight in shining armor he's portrayed himself to be but rather a backstabber of epic proportions.

I recall one thing that really irked Fez last week was Dave muttering insults and putdowns under his breath instead of saying them out loud. Everyone thought the Big Cat was paranoid. Today when I called the show, however, Dave waited until I hung up to murmur a few critical comments about my former band and my guitar playing.

I now see how Dave operates and how he repays loyalty. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.

You've been exposed, you redheaded twit.

I just feel like a first class jackass for ever sticking up for you in the past and for ever doubting Mr. Whatley.

I'm sorry, Fez.

It'll never happen again.


Shutup

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 04:18 PM
Shutup

queer hater.

Crispy123
08-12-2009, 04:18 PM
In which case this is my public apology for rubic gullibility.

I accept your apology.

Furtherman
08-12-2009, 04:21 PM
I'm really disappointed in what I've read here.

Gvac, are you really serious?

Because you're a good man. You're aces!

But are you honestly telling me... No' US here...


That Fez sits to the LEFT??

Gvac
08-12-2009, 04:22 PM
I'm really disappointed in what I've read here.

Gvac, are you really serious?

Because you're a good man. You're aces!

But are you honestly telling me... No' US here...


That Fez sits to the LEFT??

I wouldn't lie.

Unlike a certain producer of the Ron and Fez show...

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 04:28 PM
I wouldn't lie.

Unlike a certain producer of the Ron and Fez show...

on snap, girlfriend!

lleeder
08-12-2009, 04:29 PM
I wouldn't lie.

Unlike a certain producer of the Ron and Fez show...

Sits or stands? Fuckin liar. :thumbdown:

Gvac
08-12-2009, 04:33 PM
Sits or stands? Fuckin liar. :thumbdown:

Sometimes he sits, sometimes he stands.

Don't fuck with me.

You're out of your league.

lleeder
08-12-2009, 04:36 PM
Sometimes he sits, sometimes he stands.

Don't fuck with me.

You're out of your league.

Thats true I am.

http://www.europeantourtickets.com/ekmps/shops/pgaeuropeanto58/resources/image/Senior%20Open%20land%203b(1).jpg

Gvac
08-12-2009, 04:37 PM
Team Dave I guess.

"I'll make a Fez thread all about me."

I won't play your game.

LOVE YA, FEZ!

lleeder
08-12-2009, 04:46 PM
Team Dave I guess.

"I'll make a Fez thread all about me."

I won't play your game.

LOVE YA, FEZ!

convincing.

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sink
08-12-2009, 04:47 PM
Go post on Wackbag or wherever you're calling home these days, Dave.

You've badmouthed this place enough.

Remember when FBA was the best thing in the world?

Stop playing both sides of the coin.

Be a man and make a decision - star of Sam & Dave or producer of Ron & Fez.

Not star, not 3rd mic...PRODUCER.

You a fucking prick

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 04:47 PM
You a fucking prick

why is Gvac a prick?

Melk
08-12-2009, 04:48 PM
FACE tm
Must be a trademark of the early 90s TV show Gamepro TV host Brenhan Howard, because you weren't the first person to use that line.

Fezopie isn't the only plagiarist on XM202.

And the inventing things that already exist and giving them silly names is a great bit, especially when Clyde Crashcup did it on The Alvin Show.

Only saying... :bye:

lleeder
08-12-2009, 04:48 PM
why is Gvac a prick?

born that way?

Hottub
08-12-2009, 04:49 PM
Thats true I am.

http://www.europeantourtickets.com/ekmps/shops/pgaeuropeanto58/resources/image/Senior%20Open%20land%203b(1).jpg

OK, we're just waiting for the ruling from the judges here...
And, yes...
It's official!
FACE!!

sink
08-12-2009, 04:53 PM
why is Gvac a prick?

Basically accusing Dave of some crazy master plan

Feztonio
08-12-2009, 05:06 PM
Gvac, your defense of Fez here is not only ridiculous but it comes of a bit gey.

You claim Dave is trying to be more than he is, but you're doing the same exact thing. Stop clinging to message board attention. It's kind of pathetic. You're just another fan with an obscene amount of posts.

biggestmexi
08-12-2009, 05:12 PM
Nonsense!

Dave has a job.

i take offense to that.

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 05:14 PM
born that way?

i bet to differ. but, then again, we all know that you hate Fez. :happy:

Basically accusing Dave of some crazy master plan

it's not that hard to make someone feel awful, especially someone who is known to be prone to feel bad about themselves when someone says nasty and snide things, even in jest. at any rate, it's not that good a plan if Fez sees it coming and Gvac apologizing to Fez for seeing the same thing.

ThePointer
08-12-2009, 05:14 PM
That's Taylor Ham, hayseed. For calling Ms Heather a hayseed No potato salad for you !!!!!!!!!!!

hotshot7O
08-12-2009, 05:17 PM
ESD is and always has been a cunt.

angryhack
08-12-2009, 05:18 PM
East Side Dave also subtly eroded confidence in the real estate market causing the economy to crash, resulting in the worst recession the US has seen since World War II. FACT.

BostonIdol
08-12-2009, 05:19 PM
Everyone tip toe around Fez so he can feel comfortable sitting in the corner making his 12,000,000 fat joke. But no one say anything back to him because if you do you're obviously trying to steal his job.

3Setsof10
08-12-2009, 05:19 PM
Why does practically every listener lately think they're a part of the show??

sink
08-12-2009, 05:20 PM
I heard ESD help plan 9/11

ShowerBench
08-12-2009, 05:21 PM
Everyone tip toe around Fez so he can feel comfortable sitting in the corner making his 12,000,000 fat joke. But no one say anything back to him because if you do you're obviously trying to steal his job.

So there's nothing in between trashing and tip-toeing? Like respect where it's earned and due...

biozombie
08-12-2009, 05:22 PM
ESD gave Timothy McVeigh his own personal copy of "The Turner Diaries"

Hottub
08-12-2009, 05:23 PM
For calling Ms Heather a hayseed No potato salad for you !!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!

Ed, I take it back a hundred times!!!

Please make some for Gvac, too.

sink
08-12-2009, 05:24 PM
Hudson chopper / plan crash, you guessed it, ESD.

hotshot7O
08-12-2009, 05:25 PM
Why does practically every listener lately think they're a part of the show??

Huh?

angryhack
08-12-2009, 05:25 PM
In the summer of the year 2000, ESD traveled to Tallahassee, FL to meet with Katharine Harris. The first thing he said to her? "So I created this new ballot, I call it The Butterfly Ballot".

The both laughed.

FACT.

biozombie
08-12-2009, 05:28 PM
ESD told Vernon Howell it'd be a good idea to change his name, stockpile semi-automatic weapons & fuck children.

dino_electropolis
08-12-2009, 05:28 PM
Its because of ESD's murmuring that these kids will now have to split holidays between mom and dad.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2700000/The-Kids-jon-and-kate-plus-8-2745758-550-404.jpg

ShowerBench
08-12-2009, 05:29 PM
i bet to differ. but, then again, we all know that you hate Fez. :happy:

Too bad, too. Some of our friend the daily lleeder's calls have been great. Wonder if it's too late for him to make amends with Fez.

underdog
08-12-2009, 05:29 PM
Too bad, too. Some of our friend the daily lleeder's calls have been great. Wonder if it's too late for him to make amends with Fez.

What are you talking about? He's always said that no one can beat Fez.

Arch Stanton
08-12-2009, 05:32 PM
For calling Ms Heather a hayseed No potato salad for you !!!!!!!!!!!

Fuckin' Starving.....Hey Pointer, we got any Potato Salad back there?

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 05:38 PM
Too bad, too. Some of our friend the daily lleeder's calls have been great. Wonder if it's too late for him to make amends with Fez.

i think Fez doesn't need someone like him in his life, let alone calling the show merely to bust his balls. And, like Fez says, he acts fake when they are in person together.

PD
08-12-2009, 05:41 PM
it's not that hard to make someone feel awful, especially someone who is known to be prone to feel bad about themselves when someone says nasty and snide things, even in jest. at any rate, it's not that good a plan if Fez sees it coming and Gvac apologizing to Fez for seeing the same thing.

and yet somehow when Ron makes the jokes, or plays the Fatty Pneumonia bits, that doesn't make Fez feel bad?

Jay Mohr was spot on today.

Friday
08-12-2009, 05:42 PM
they are both insane.
so is ronnie b.

now that i have very limited listening time, i have chosen to just enjoy the madness and not get emotionally involved in the radio program. and for me, it's happier that way. yay!

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 05:44 PM
and yet somehow when Ron makes the jokes, or plays the Fatty Pneumonia bits, that doesn't make Fez feel bad?

Jay Mohr was spot on today.

it most certainly does, but i dont think it makes the same impact. he works with Ron for years and they know each other very well. certain callers constantly bash his balls, which has gotten annoying now. it's as if i just became friends with someone, and all their friends make fun of them, but if i were to join in, it would be off putting. lleeder sets an awful standard for listeners.

i wasn't able to hear the show today, audible is being slow today.

lleeder
08-12-2009, 05:45 PM
i think Fez doesn't need someone like him in his life, let alone calling the show merely to bust his balls. And, like Fez says, he acts fake when they are in person together.

i think ive shown that i love the man. did you not hear me sing his praises today? batman trivia winner!!

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 05:47 PM
i think ive shown that i love the man. did you not hear me sing his praises today? batman trivia winner!!

didn't hear the show today. i'm sure your backhanded compliments to him were nice.

The Blowhard
08-12-2009, 05:48 PM
http://208.131.143.232/i/2/0/6/8/5.jpg

sailor
08-12-2009, 05:49 PM
wait, does this mean dave is angling to become crankcase guitarist?

PD
08-12-2009, 05:50 PM
it most certainly does, but i dont think it makes the same impact. he works with Ron for years and they know each other very well. certain callers constantly bash his balls, which has gotten annoying now. it's as if i just became friends with someone, and all their friends make fun of them, but if i were to join in, it would be off putting. lleeder sets an awful standard for listeners.

i wasn't able to hear the show today, audible is being slow today.

and who controls the flow of the calls?

I somehow think if Ronnie thought Lleeder was a hazard he wouldn't have been invited in to the studio.

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 05:51 PM
and who controls the flow of the calls?

I somehow think if Ronnie thought Lleeder was a hazard he wouldn't have been invited in to the studio.

i don't think so. I think Ron would let those calls fly. he has done it before. also, i dont know, but how many of those invites are actually taken up?

lleeder
08-12-2009, 05:51 PM
didn't hear the show today. i'm sure your backhanded compliments to him were nice.

they were straight up compliments. some standard you set as a listener commenting on shit you never heard

Dell
08-12-2009, 05:55 PM
wait, does this mean dave is angling to become crankcase guitarist?

HAHAHAHA...first time...but you made me spit out some expensive scotch with that one...I'm not sure it was that funny...or that I have drank a lot of scotch...good one...none the less...

PD
08-12-2009, 05:56 PM
HAHAHAHA...first time...but you made me spit out some expensive scotch with that one...I'm not sure it was that funny...or that I have drank a lot of scotch...good one...none the less...
at least name the scotch....

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 05:58 PM
they were straight up compliments. some standard you set as a listener commenting on shit you never heard

I am unimportant and unheard in this internet community. you have made yourself known in the Ron & Fez world (radio and internet) as someone who is a bit nasty and mean spirited to Fez, and I do believe that others have called based on your actions, wanting to make Ron laugh and what not. I have done nothing to influence people anywhere. In fact, I'm a lazy bum, even by internet standards.

Yes, i didn't listen to show today. and when i do hear it, if anyone would still care (no one will), i will say what i feel.

CuntagiousChris
08-12-2009, 06:00 PM
Love ESD… fez may think he's getting his power back but he sounds like a delusional ass...and he's makin it hard for me to side with him or even give a shit about him...ron certainly doesn't help things egging on his paranoia

Fez4PrezN2008
08-12-2009, 06:03 PM
Fez was dead on about Vegas too.

Lots of people hate Vegas.
Ahhh - I LOVE Don Stuggot's dog.

sailor
08-12-2009, 06:04 PM
HAHAHAHA...first time...but you made me spit out some expensive scotch with that one...I'm not sure it was that funny...or that I have drank a lot of scotch...good one...none the less...

i sorry.

hammersavage
08-12-2009, 06:05 PM
some people go to events to see lleeder

moochcassidy
08-12-2009, 06:06 PM
East Side Dave also subtly eroded confidence in the real estate market causing the economy to crash, resulting in the worst recession the US has seen since World War II. FACT.

he was bangin credit default swaps two at a time!

IamFogHat
08-12-2009, 06:07 PM
Thermite paint dudes. Thermite paint.

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 06:11 PM
Thermite paint dudes. Thermite paint.

:lol:

spankyfrank
08-12-2009, 06:13 PM
I know there is a big war on and everyone is all mad at each other but I think I can bring everyone together....

Spanky is finally getting his motherfucking kidney!!!

Gvac
08-12-2009, 06:14 PM
I know there is a big war on and everyone is all mad at each other but I think I can bring everyone together....

Spanky is finally getting his motherfucking kidney!!!

Awesome news, brother!

Congratulations and all the best.

oldpoet
08-12-2009, 06:15 PM
Well, to be fair, if Fez would make more of an effort to be nicer to everyone else, maybe everyone else would be nicer to Fez.

So glad we're back to third grade rules.

ShowerBench
08-12-2009, 06:18 PM
Love ESD… fez may think he's getting his power back but he sounds like a delusional ass...and he's makin it hard for me to side with him or even give a shit about him...ron certainly doesn't help things egging on his paranoia

Fez is back. It's all over but the cryin.

underdog
08-12-2009, 06:20 PM
i think ive shown that i love the man. did you not hear me sing his praises today? batman trivia winner!!

didn't hear the show today. i'm sure your backhanded compliments to him were nice.

I think you may have lleeder confused with someone else. He's clearly been Fez's biggest supporter.

lleeder
08-12-2009, 06:20 PM
Well, to be fair, if Fez would make more of an effort to be nicer to everyone else, maybe everyone else would be nicer to Fez.

So glad we're back to third grade rules.

why can't he just say that he's rubber and we're all glue?

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 06:21 PM
I think you may have lleeder confused with someone else. He's clearly been Fez's biggest supporter.

well, i have already made claims ... i can't stop this train until it falls completely off the tracks into a children's burn unit of a hospital ... and even then.

underdog
08-12-2009, 06:24 PM
why can't he just say that he's rubber and we're all glue?

Because I'm rubber and you're glue.

Dell
08-12-2009, 06:29 PM
he was bangin credit default swaps two at a time!

I couldn't even get a drink...

Melk
08-12-2009, 06:35 PM
Love ESD… fez may think he's getting his power back but he sounds like a delusional ass...and he's makin it hard for me to side with him or even give a shit about him...ron certainly doesn't help things egging on his paranoia
I was on Dave's side until I heard Fez mention that Casey was posting her medical bills online. If Dave's wife is trying to garner sympathy regarding Sirius's medical insurance not taking care of their maternity bills, I think she is putting the show at risk for disciplinary action from the Sirius suits which in turn could lead to, not only less medical assistance but also less income for Dave (unless he is eligible for a severance package in the event of his termination) . It doesn't undermine Fez, but it could put Fez, who is supposedly the executive producer or the show, at risk of having to apologize to the bosses.

Casey cannot dime-out Sirius's Medical Insurance on the net and claim immunity from being called out on the air by Sirius employees. And Dave cannot make jokes about his wife keeping him on a leash and his wife putting pressure on him to help with the kids after a hard days work without inviting comments about Casey on-air and online.

I still cannot get over how Dave shrugs off people calling his daughter retarded but gets all in a huff about his wife being called lazy or an Internet addict (neither are particularly insulting compared to being called retarded). If I were in the same situation, I'd be pissed about my kid being made fun of. My wife should be articulate enough to defend herself. After all, she is supposedly on Twitter all day.

IamFogHat
08-12-2009, 06:39 PM
:lol:

Thanks, I thought for sure I was in aaaboooo territory.

ShowerBench
08-12-2009, 06:43 PM
lleeder did hop on the Fez train at the last minute as it left the station, and he might have just made it in time, with nothing but high praise for Fez today. Fez, fresh from his Batman victory, sounded the call, "Now we all want to be part of CHAMPION CITY...THERE'S A BANDWAGON ROLLIN." Truer words, truer words.

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 06:45 PM
Thanks, I thought for sure I was in aaaboooo territory.

whenever i try that impression, i have to make my face identical to a pugs face.

Brad_Rush
08-12-2009, 07:04 PM
Take 'em down Gvac!

TripleSkeet
08-12-2009, 07:29 PM
Im still with ESD. Fez just did more of his insane crybaby bit today with Jay Mohr. We get it. The whole world is against you.

3Setsof10
08-12-2009, 07:34 PM
Did Gvac PM Dave to let him in on this board bit?

"It'll get hits, watch"

This is so sad for so many reasons

mikeyboy
08-12-2009, 07:42 PM
I heard ESD help plan 9/11

I heard it's Dave's fault that sink's wife won't give up the back door.

WampusCrandle
08-12-2009, 07:45 PM
I heard it's Dave's fault that sink's wife won't give up the back door.

so Dave is the mastermind behind a man's miniscule penis?

Meataball23
08-12-2009, 07:49 PM
I heard ESD's wife was on the grassy knoll

Suspect Chin
08-12-2009, 08:03 PM
I am unimportant and unheard in this internet community. you have made yourself known in the Ron & Fez world (radio and internet) as someone who is a bit nasty and mean spirited to Fez, and I do believe that others have called based on your actions, wanting to make Ron laugh and what not. I have done nothing to influence people anywhere. In fact, I'm a lazy bum, even by internet standards.

Yes, i didn't listen to show today. and when i do hear it, if anyone would still care (no one will), i will say what i feel.

WC, you've been an important influence in my life:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rEMCHz_zUjY/SG1poKYxZ_I/AAAAAAAAAd0/WWwhJ_vuDyg/s320/Westside+Connection+-+Bow+Down.jpg

SinA
08-12-2009, 08:03 PM
i can't find my keys. i think casey hid them, or had nikki cox hide them.

Melk
08-12-2009, 10:41 PM
i can't find my keys. i think casey hid them, or had nikki cox hide them.
Hey, don't talk about Casey or Nikki Cox!

But feel free to talk about how unattractive Dave's ex is. Talk shit about Jivin, Jonafin, or members of the Bills.

Remember the rules:

Current female spouses: Off-limits. My wife is a saint!
Children: Call them retarded, fair game.
Ex-girlfriends or boyfriends: Go for it!
Current boyfriends (Lily's ex-Jonafin or members of the Bills): Sure. Bust their balls.

Obviously, the rules get more complicated when the relate to Anthony (not planning to get married, dates children) and Fez (not dating, not legally able to marry.)

NateCantDance
08-13-2009, 05:30 AM
Great troll thread GVAC! Funny as hell. :lol:

TjM
08-13-2009, 05:42 AM
Its because of ESD's murmuring that these kids will now have to split holidays between mom and dad.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2700000/The-Kids-jon-and-kate-plus-8-2745758-550-404.jpg

Hey he'll have his own 8 to worry about in the future

Edit: For the record that was a joke. I wish nothing but prosperity and happiness to the the ESD clan

JerseyRich
08-13-2009, 06:04 AM
Great troll thread GVAC! Funny as hell. :lol:

Wow...it took all this time for someone to GET IT?

:clap:

yojimbo7248
08-13-2009, 06:18 AM
Wow...it took all this time for someone to GET IT?

:clap:

You mean Gvac made that up about supporting Fez?

Death Metal Moe
08-13-2009, 06:22 AM
Well, we REALLY could have used you back when the fight was more one sided, but we're so happy to have ya back on Team Whatley GVAC!

http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01299/80/74/1299184708_m.jpg

WHATLEY POSSE UNITE!!!

RhinoinMN
08-13-2009, 06:32 AM
Great troll thread GVAC! Funny as hell. :lol:

It is all about site traffic.

sink
08-13-2009, 08:23 AM
I heard it's Dave's fault that sink's wife won't give up the back door.

You mother fucker! :dry:

hurlmon
08-13-2009, 10:27 AM
Just wondering...

was Gvac's call the second one during the FezOpie pyramid? you know the one Ron said broke the levee and made it ok for the rest to jump on?

sailor
08-13-2009, 10:28 AM
Just wondering...

was Gvac's call the second one during the FezOpie pyramid? you know the one Ron said broke the levee and made it ok for the rest to jump on?

it's covered in the general apology terms and conditions.

brettmojo
08-13-2009, 08:05 PM
Oh, and Dave?

Please stop making this thread about you.

It's about Fez.

I guess habits are hard to break, huh?

http://media.schadenfreude.net/2009/06/irony6.jpg

Gvac
08-18-2009, 01:49 PM
After today's show, I wonder who has the guts to post here and admit they were wrong and Fez was right all along.

JerseyRich
08-18-2009, 01:53 PM
Fez is more left than right.

Furtherman
08-18-2009, 01:55 PM
Fez talked about a banned user that was sticking up for him.

But he wasn't sticking up for Fez. He came here to stir up shit and he was banned because he threatened one of our members here.

Fez, we don't pander to trolls and we stick up for our friends.

We stick up for you.

ShowerBench
08-18-2009, 01:56 PM
After today's show, I wonder who has the guts to post here and admit they were wrong and Fez was right all along.

There's no record of it here but early on I thought Fez oughta just keep on taking it, what's the big deal. When I gave it more than a few seconds of consideration, it was obvious where he was coming from, that his problem was with the language not the facts, and that he was 99% right.

So while I wish I was more openly wrong in the beginning, I'm still taking credit for becoming right.

JerseyRich
08-18-2009, 01:57 PM
There's no record of it here but early on I thought Fez oughta just keep on taking it, what's the big deal. When I gave it more than a few seconds of consideration, it was obvious where he was coming from, that his problem was with the language not the facts, and that he was 99% right.

So while I wish I was more openly wrong in the beginning, I'm still taking credit for becoming right.

Only 99%?!!!!


Fez HATER!

Dell
08-18-2009, 01:58 PM
Fez talked about a banned user that was sticking up for him.

But he wasn't sticking up for Fez. He came here to stir up shit and he was banned because he threatened one of our members here.

Fez, we don't pander to trolls and we stick up for our friends.

We stick up for you.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cUgUYFPgeuM/SfHlkfI3RlI/AAAAAAAAADo/KNSWr5_0KaQ/s320/Amen-Brother.jpg

Gvac
08-18-2009, 01:59 PM
Fez talked about a banned user that was sticking up for him.

But he wasn't sticking up for Fez. He came here to stir up shit and he was banned because he threatened one of our members here.

Fez, we don't pander to trolls and we stick up for our friends.

We stick up for you.

How?

By banning his supporters?

ShowerBench
08-18-2009, 02:00 PM
Only 99%?!!!!


Fez HATER!

100% would make me a homer

Gvac
08-18-2009, 02:02 PM
Fez is finally starting to see what I've been saying for YEARS now - mikeyboy ain't no "saint."

Things are not always what they appear to be.

PD
08-18-2009, 02:04 PM
Things are not always what they appear to be.

interesting that you mention that......

Gvac
08-18-2009, 03:17 PM
I think my new sig pic says it all.

ShowerBench
08-18-2009, 03:37 PM
Agent Dan Larue?

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9A5GCC80&show_article=1

thejives
08-18-2009, 04:01 PM
I learned a long time ago to take GVAC's side in everything.

ESD is hilarious.
But fuck that guy.

Serpico1103
08-18-2009, 04:30 PM
If Ron is a true friend he will demand that Fez discuss his recent "discovery" of a complex plan, led by ESD, to get him off the radio with his shrink.
For years I have said no one that coddles Fez is doing him a favor. He is not well, and will only get worse if not forced to face reality. Now, we see Fez spiraling into paranoid delusions.
He is almost 50, and his socializing consists of taking up bar space hoping for an "excuse me."

GET HELP FEZ! You are not well. Look for a therapist that will challenge you, not one that will make you comfortable and accept your anti-social behavior.

The true leader of the "Get Fez off the Radio" plot is Fez.

Dude!
08-18-2009, 04:36 PM
If Ron is a true friend he will demand that Fez discuss his recent "discovery" of a complex plan, led by ESD, to get him off the radio with his shrink.
For years I have said no one that coddles Fez is doing him a favor. He is not well, and will only get worse if not forced to face reality. Now, we see Fez spiraling into paranoid delusions.
He is almost 50, and his socializing consists of taking up bar space hoping for an "excuse me."

GET HELP FEZ! You are not well. Look for a therapist that will challenge you, not one that will make you comfortable and accept your anti-social behavior.

The true leader of the "Get Fez off the Radio" plot is Fez.

like you're in a position
to give life advice

ShowerBench
08-18-2009, 04:41 PM
Now, we see Fez spiraling into paranoid delusions.


Spiraling into paranoid delusions. The drama.

In fact what we see are entire shows with Fez talking about various topics and appreciating Dave's contributions, and when this topic comes up, we see Fez describing his resentment where Dave is concerned.

Paranoia doesn't work that way. A paranoid doesn't see one specific area of life with delusions and snap back to normal in all other realms. Fez is hilarious. He laughs at himself and his own shortcomings. He tells us about his "excuse me" strategy because he knows it's embarrassing but funny.

He's identified a problem in his job that he thinks is undermining his own performance and he's dealing with it.

Dell
08-18-2009, 04:42 PM
If Ron is a true friend he will demand that Fez discuss his recent "discovery" of a complex plan, led by ESD, to get him off the radio with his shrink.
For years I have said no one that coddles Fez is doing him a favor. He is not well, and will only get worse if not forced to face reality. Now, we see Fez spiraling into paranoid delusions.
He is almost 50, and his socializing consists of taking up bar space hoping for an "excuse me."

GET HELP FEZ! You are not well. Look for a therapist that will challenge you, not one that will make you comfortable and accept your anti-social behavior.

The true leader of the "Get Fez off the Radio" plot is Fez.

HAHAHAHAHA...funniest post of all time....

stormy1065
08-18-2009, 06:00 PM
I'm begining to think Fez might have a problem with esd. huh. Who knew.:blink:

West.Coast.Skippy
08-18-2009, 07:15 PM
If Ron is a true friend he will demand that Fez discuss his recent "discovery" of a complex plan, led by ESD, to get him off the radio with his shrink.
For years I have said no one that coddles Fez is doing him a favor. He is not well, and will only get worse if not forced to face reality. Now, we see Fez spiraling into paranoid delusions.
He is almost 50, and his socializing consists of taking up bar space hoping for an "excuse me."

GET HELP FEZ! You are not well. Look for a therapist that will challenge you, not one that will make you comfortable and accept your anti-social behavior.

The true leader of the "Get Fez off the Radio" plot is Fez.

a fair statement. based on how ron has handled the last 3 or 4 conflicts/meltdowns, i do think ron is close to that action if not already taking it.

Crispy123
08-19-2009, 02:15 AM
I learned a long time ago to take GVAC's side in everything.

ESD is hilarious.
But fuck that guy.

Now you are getting it. Spread the word.

led37zep
08-19-2009, 04:32 AM
Haven't you heard? .

That the bird is the word?

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paulisded
08-19-2009, 08:07 AM
That the bird is the word?

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Wow, I just played that episode for my nephew yesterday.

Serpico1103
08-19-2009, 12:59 PM
like you're in a position
to give life advice

Someone who cries almost daily in a room full of men while on a radio show, yeah, real leap for me to say he needs real help.
Fez has no one in is life. Is that healthy?
Spiraling into paranoid delusions. The drama.


Paranoia doesn't work that way. A paranoid doesn't see one specific area of life with delusions and snap back to normal in all other realms.

Yes. Paranoia can work that way. The person can seem normal in certain areas, and completely irrational in others. Fez thinks that Opie and Mikeyboy, along with many listeners, have joined a conspiracy to make ESD 2nd mic. Not paranoid?

Yes, it is entertaining. But, that doesn't change the fact that Fez is getting worse, not better. He still cries on the air, now he thinks people are frightened of "New Fez", he hasn't revealed his secret to his family, he still hasn't dealt with his Mommy issues.

HAHAHAHAHA...funniest post of all time....

Thanks I try.

Gvac
08-19-2009, 01:02 PM
Don't worry, Fez.

I'll clean the trash out of this web site one poster at a time if I have to.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/thPunch4g.gif

RonFez.net will be back!!!

THIS I SWEAR!!!

Serpico1103
08-19-2009, 01:06 PM
Don't worry, Fez.

I'll clean the trash out of this web site one poster at a time if I have to.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/thPunch4g.gif

RonFez.net will be back!!!

THIS I SWEAR!!!

Was Fez happy when RF.net was a "positive place?"

Regardless, grab a broom and start sweeping up the trash, bootlicker.

MisterSmith
08-19-2009, 01:14 PM
Don't worry, Fez.

I'll clean the trash out of this web site one poster at a time if I have to.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/thPunch4g.gif

RonFez.net will be back!!!

THIS I SWEAR!!!

I think RonFez.net will "be back" as soon as Fez is actually "back."

Until then, I am afraid it will be an uphill battle. :wink:

Gvac
08-19-2009, 01:15 PM
Was Fez happy when RF.net was a "positive place?"

Yes he was.

Believe it or not, there was a time when RonFez.net was populated by people who were actually fans of the show.

PalTalk and various other influences have crept onto this board and brought their bullshit internet drama with them.

Unfortunate, really.

underdog
08-19-2009, 01:16 PM
Yes he was.

Believe it or not, there was a time when RonFez.net was populated by people who were actually fans of the show.

PalTalk and various other influences have crept onto this board and brought their bullshit internet drama with them.

Unfortunate, really.

Exactly.

JerseyRich
08-19-2009, 01:17 PM
Yes he was.

Believe it or not, there was a time when RonFez.net was populated by people who were actually fans of the show.

PalTalk and various other influences have crept onto this board and brought their bullshit internet drama with them.

Unfortunate, really.

This should be the Splash page for this website.

lleeder
08-19-2009, 01:20 PM
Yeah back then problems didn't get full blown out of control.

Marc with a c
08-19-2009, 01:21 PM
you know when you point a finger you have three pointing back at you.

brettmojo
08-19-2009, 01:21 PM
Yeah back then problems didn't get full blown out of control.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/TendoGamer101/fry-eyes.gif

Serpico1103
08-19-2009, 01:26 PM
Yes he was.

Believe it or not, there was a time when RonFez.net was populated by people who were actually fans of the show.

PalTalk and various other influences have crept onto this board and brought their bullshit internet drama with them.

Unfortunate, really.

I am not discussing whether RF.net has changed.
My question was whether Fez was happy. He still had a secret, he had mommy issues, he didn't then and still doesn't have anyone in his life.
Fez has the balls to be upset about RF.net not being what he wants it to be, after years of Fez mailing in his 3, now 4, hours a day. What can he possible think that RF.net owes him. How about watching one of the 20 movies that ESD and Ron talk about daily. Maybe than Fez could add to the conversation instead of adjusting himself in his seat. Go home, order a chicken dinner from the diner, and watch Godfather on your 27" tube TV.
The fans tolerated his bullshit for years. How about he makes an effort before he demands their loyalty.

I think the trolling and the malicious board characters are a problem. But, fans, venting their frustration at 1/2 of their favorite show basically quitting on them, is not a problem.

Gvac
08-19-2009, 01:31 PM
I am not discussing whether RF.net has changed.
My question was whether Fez was happy. He still had a secret, he had mommy issues, he didn't then and still doesn't have anyone in his life.
Fez has the balls to be upset about RF.net not being what he wants it to be, after years of Fez mailing in his 3, now 4, hours a day. What can he possible think that RF.net owes him. How about watching one of the 20 movies that ESD and Ron talk about daily. Maybe than Fez could add to the conversation instead of adjusting himself in his seat. Go home, order a chicken dinner from the diner, and watch Godfather on your 27" tube TV.
The fans tolerated his bullshit for years. How about he makes an effort before he demands their loyalty.

I think the trolling and the malicious board characters are a problem. But, fans, venting their frustration at 1/2 of their favorite show basically quitting on them, is not a problem.

You're clearly far more interested in being part of the problem and not the solution.

CofyCrakCocaine
08-19-2009, 01:35 PM
Don't worry, Fez.

I'll clean the trash out of this web site one poster at a time if I have to.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/thPunch4g.gif

RonFez.net will be back!!!

THIS I SWEAR!!!

Fuck, that made me laugh. Goddamn ya, ya funny bastard. I got a sunburn on my chest and every time I laugh now I must deal with the searing consequences. :furious:

CofyCrakCocaine
08-19-2009, 01:38 PM
You're clearly far more interested in being part of the problem and not the solution.

Just so you know...

On the internet, the guy who says the least in an internet argument... usually is the winnar. (which means Gvac winning. I noticed just now I didn't quote Serp also.)

Except when you think "..." is a fucking response. Your silence is damning to your argu-creds, you ellipsis spamming cunts.

Serpico1103
08-19-2009, 01:38 PM
You're clearly far more interested in being part of the problem and not the solution.

What is the solution?
Saying that Fez crying or screaming irrationally is good?

The real problem is people trying to be Fez's friend, instead of helping Fez. Maybe Ron doesn't want to put in the effort, maybe he enjoys the show with a less involved Fez, maybe he is trying to help Fez without bringing it to the air.
But, babying Fez, what RF.net did for a long time before it became "so negative", is not part of solving Fez's problems.

What will it take to get Fez back involved in the show? What will it take to get Fez to focus on the show and not on whether he is sliding off his seat?

Serpico1103
08-19-2009, 01:42 PM
Just so you know...

On the internet, the guy who says the least in an internet argument... usually is the winnar. (which means Gvac winning. I noticed just now I didn't quote Serp also.)

Except when you think "..." is a fucking response. Your silence is damning to your argu-creds, you ellipsis spamming cunts.

I was going to let it go, but you edited your post while leaving in "winnar."

Your argu-cred judg-cred has been seriously damaged.

CofyCrakCocaine
08-19-2009, 01:56 PM
I was going to let it go, but you edited your post while leaving in "winnar."

Your argu-cred judg-cred has been seriously damaged.

Yeah, winnar is a common term they use online. kinda like pwnd. Are you related to Mexi?

p.s. I just agreed to download windows vista service pack 2. My judg-cred may in fact be screwed because of this critical decision.

Serpico1103
08-19-2009, 02:03 PM
Yeah, winnar is a common term they use online. kinda like pwnd. Are you related to Mexi?

p.s. I just agreed to download windows vista service pack 2. My judg-cred may in fact be screwed because of this critical decision.

I know. And anyone using "pwnd" or "winnar" in an argument or while judging arguments, is an 1337ist ass.

So, relegate your leet speak to the geek rooms.

Who/what is Mexi?

Mafialife Chris
08-19-2009, 02:04 PM
After today's show, I wonder who has the guts to post here and admit they were wrong and Fez was right all along.

Team ESD!

If Dave is trying to take Fez's Job, you are trying to take Dave's.

Gvac blows donkey dick. He should apologize for that.

CofyCrakCocaine
08-19-2009, 02:04 PM
I know. And anyone using "pwnd" or "winnar" in an argument or while judging arguments, is an 1337ist ass.

So, relegate your leet speak to the geek rooms.

Who/what is Mexi?

He's you, my rotund egg-headed friend. Utterly-Annoying.

Marc with a c
08-19-2009, 02:06 PM
Team ESD!

If Dave is trying to take Fez's Job, you are trying to take Dave's.

Gvac blows donkey dick.

careful gvac. he'll send the mab after you.

RhinoinMN
08-19-2009, 02:06 PM
Team ESD!

If Dave is trying to take Fez's Job, you are trying to take Dave's.

Gvac blows donkey dick.

Personal attack.

CofyCrakCocaine
08-19-2009, 02:08 PM
Personal attack.

MLC's here? Shit, the Bismark is about to get sunk! (abandons shit)

Gvac
08-19-2009, 02:09 PM
Team ESD!

If Dave is trying to take Fez's Job, you are trying to take Dave's.

Gvac blows donkey dick.

Don't you have a knocked up broad to tend to?

I guess you only like Fez when you get to use his show to plug your nonsense, huh?

Mafialife Chris
08-19-2009, 02:15 PM
Don't you have a knocked up broad to tend to?

I guess you only like Fez when you get to use his show to plug your nonsense, huh?

Who said I didnt like Fez?

I do not use his show, ever!

You have a problem about what they talk about, take it up with them.

Your the nonsense king bro. Your a troublemaking, scumbag.

You think it's cool to go after my personal family? Whats the whole knocked up comment about bro? WTF!!

Your a fucking douchebag!! Stick to the topic.

I feel your wrong about Dave. I speak my mind about the topic. Please dont call the mother of my unborn child a 'broad' or consider our pregnancy 'knocked up'. Id much rather you do not get yourself involved in talking about my personal life.

Please.

You have a fucking problem with me, keep it with me. Leave them out of it.

mikeyboy
08-19-2009, 02:18 PM
Who said I didnt like Fez?

I do not use his show, ever!

You have a problem about what they talk about, take it up with them.

Your the nonsense king bro. Your a troublemaking, scumbag.

You think it's cool to go after my personal family? Whats the whole knocked up comment about bro? WTF!!

Your a fucking douchebag!! Stick to the topic.

Ugh. When you show up throwing insults, don't act surprised when you get them back.

Okay, both of you children back to your corners.

disneyspy
08-19-2009, 02:19 PM
i think they're both stickin up for fez,ban em

Gvac
08-19-2009, 02:20 PM
Ugh. When you show up throwing insults, don't act surprised when you get them back.

Okay, both of you children back to your corners.

I was really hoping for a "knock it off."

Once again you've let me down.

west milly Tom
08-19-2009, 02:20 PM
Play nice children.

Every time MLC pops up there's always problems. I'm not taking sides but at this point you can't miss it.


Edit: didn't see your post mike

TjM
08-19-2009, 02:21 PM
Play nice children.

Every time MLC pops up there's always problems. I'm not taking sides but at this point you can't miss it.

It does seem to cause denjen

BlackSpider
08-19-2009, 02:21 PM
I was really hoping for a "knock it off."

Once again you've let me down.

KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!

CofyCrakCocaine
08-19-2009, 02:22 PM
Fat Sunny is dead?!

IMSlacker
08-19-2009, 02:25 PM
"Knock it off" is so oughts.

Gvac
08-19-2009, 02:25 PM
KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!

Bless your heart.

You're always there for me. :wub:

IMSlacker
08-19-2009, 02:29 PM
"I hate you" will rule the.10's.

Mafialife Chris
08-19-2009, 02:29 PM
Ugh. When you show up throwing insults, don't act surprised when you get them back.

Okay, both of you children back to your corners.

I dont act suprised when "I" get them back, just when they are aimed at my family who have nothing to do with the argument.

Sorry I said he sucked donkey dick.

I should have left that statement out. I get angry when I read Gvacs posts sometimes, and over react. He boils my blood!

RhinoinMN
08-19-2009, 02:31 PM
It does seem to cause denjen

DENNNNSIONNNN

mikeyboy
08-19-2009, 02:31 PM
I dont act suprised when "I" get them back, just when they are aimed at my family who have nothing to do with the argument.

Sorry I said he sucked donkey dick.

I should have left that statement out. I get angry when I read Gvacs posts sometimes, and over react. He boils my blood!

You're both wrong.

Let it go.

RhinoinMN
08-19-2009, 02:32 PM
I dont act suprised when "I" get them back, just when they are aimed at my family who have nothing to do with the argument.

Sorry I said he sucked donkey dick.

I should have left that statement out. I get angry when I read Gvacs posts sometimes, and over react. He boils my blood!

Ignore feature.

lleeder
08-19-2009, 02:32 PM
You're both wrong.

Let it go.

"let it go" is the poor man's "knock it off"

drjoek
08-19-2009, 02:33 PM
Seems Like MLC came here to start trouble if you ask me.

WHY?

IMSlacker
08-19-2009, 02:35 PM
You're both wrong.

I hate you both.

See?

Much better.

drjoek
08-19-2009, 02:37 PM
Play nice children.

Every time MLC pops up there's always problems. I'm not taking sides but at this point you can't miss it.


Edit: didn't see your post mike

MLC is the poor mans FFB

west milly Tom
08-19-2009, 02:40 PM
"let it go" is the poor man's "knock it off"



Seriously belly laughed reading this post.

IslandStorm
08-19-2009, 04:37 PM
For quite some time now most of us have been under the impression that our dear Mr. Whatley had lost his mind and East Side Dave was some kind of savior, coming to the rescue to fill up mic time because Fez was unable to perform.

Recently, however, Fez has theorized that Dave has been subtly planting this idea in everyone's head, all the while intending to usurp the throne and sit at the right hand of Ron. (Actually, Fez sits to Ron's left, but still...)

Again, most of us took this as further evidence of Fezzie's lunacy, myself included.

Well, I'm here to say I was wrong. I'm now convinced that Fez is 100% correct in his assumption that Dave isn't the knight in shining armor he's portrayed himself to be but rather a backstabber of epic proportions.

I recall one thing that really irked Fez last week was Dave muttering insults and putdowns under his breath instead of saying them out loud. Everyone thought the Big Cat was paranoid. Today when I called the show, however, Dave waited until I hung up to murmur a few critical comments about my former band and my guitar playing.

I now see how Dave operates and how he repays loyalty. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.

You've been exposed, you redheaded twit.

I just feel like a first class jackass for ever sticking up for you in the past and for ever doubting Mr. Whatley.

I'm sorry, Fez.

It'll never happen again.

I agree with Gvac. I am not going to repeat it here but if you read my post in the Too Much Drama thread, you'll understand why I am tired of all the Fez bashing.

Leave the man alone...I think half of Fez's problems are because of how he's treated by some asshole callers to the show. I think it's time some people grow up and use some common sense. The man is dealing with issues...yet some people choose to call and berate and attack Fez? That's a great help!

I can't believe the immaturity of some.

Thank you, Gvac, for saying what needed to be said. I only hope many others see it that way soon!

Just my two-cents worth...

IslandStorm

Gvac
08-19-2009, 05:22 PM
Glad to have you on board, IslandStorm.

Pay no attention to the Fez haters here.

I don't.

IslandStorm
08-19-2009, 06:04 PM
Glad to have you on board, IslandStorm.

Pay no attention to the Fez haters here.

I don't.

Thanks...nice to meet you Gvac.

I shall take that advice. :)

vamessenger
08-19-2009, 06:10 PM
MLC is the poor mans FFB

Wait...aren't they the same?