Dave is entirely honest, except....

[Donnie Iris]

Dave is arguably the most honest person on the show; sometimes to a fault. Whether it be eating his dad's cum, letting his dog lick his balls or some insight into his family life that is no one's business but theirs, he lays it all on the line.

However, when the discussion turns to one of two things: 1.) partying or 2.)hooking up with chicks in his past, I never seem to believe him. The details always seem loose and contrived compared to every other story relayed. For example, last week he was going on about how he would drink a fifth before going out just to get loose. Every single time he has had drink on the show, he is literally noticeably drunk within minutes. Then all of his acid exploits he was talking about today; namely taking four tabs on his first go at it? I find that hard to believe.
I know there may be some basis of truth to those stories, but he sounds just like Earl used to when asked about his past sexual encounters. I've noticed it in people in college and the workplace who seemed to have all these amazing experiences in the past, but never in the present or even current location.
It's just odd because he only seems to exaggerate stories in said contexts. It's like the new kid trying to impress the big, cool guy (Ron) and it comes off pathetic.

His honesty is his best virtue. It just saddens me to hear him try to be someone he's not.

Maybe I'm wrong though...

[debit]

I think the deception is all a part of the master plan...

[drjoek]

....until he opens his mouth

[brettmojo]

However, when the discussion turns to one of two things: 1.) partying or 2.)hooking up with chicks in his past,
Yeah, what guy ever embellishes those two topics... :wacko:

[Fezticle98]

He is full of shit. It's an act, dude. Granted, it may be based in reality, but it's just a [sometimes] funny act.

For example when he claimed to have eaten his Dad's cum. First off, the whole story just sounds preposterous: his mom putting him to bed on freshly fucked sheets, just happening to find his Dad's cum. But the giveaway: he originally said that he had come home sick from Fordham, where a girl had told him his jizz tasted bad. Then about a week ago, he said that it was when he was home sick from school at 14 or 15.

Just enjoy it for what it is...a zany character that is driving Fez further into insanity.

[Donnie Iris]

He is full of shit. It's an act, dude. Granted, it may be based in reality, but it's just a [sometimes] funny act.

For example when he claimed to have eaten his Dad's cum. First off, the whole story just sounds preposterous: his mom putting him to bed on freshly fucked sheets, just happening to find his Dad's cum. But the giveaway: he originally said that he had come home sick from Fordham, where a girl had told him his jizz tasted bad. Then about a week ago, he said that it was when he was home sick from school at 14 or 15.

Just enjoy it for what it is...a zany character that is driving Fez further into insanity.

Yeah, you're probably right. I was actually the guy that called in to confront Dave on saying that any gay act makes you gay and then brought up his dad's batch.

[dino_electropolis]

I think the deception is in on the master plan...

fixed it for ya

[Death Metal Moe]

Dave is usually entertaining, but I don't honestly believe most of the over the top shit he says.

[lleeder]

The acid thing could be true. Maybe he misjudged how intense acid would be. To look at 4 tabs and think that it could fuck you up is strange. Its only paper. Then an hour later your face is melting.

[Furtherman]

I have also ran screaming from the Ben Franklin Bridge.

[Death Metal Moe]

I have also ran screaming from the Ben Franklin Bridge.

I ran screaming from a Ben Franklin's once when a stock boy tried to touch me inappropriately.