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CofyCrakCocaine
08-14-2009, 08:55 PM
...I soon have a very satisfying dump. I've noticed this with coffee too. I've also observed that men openly enjoy taking dumps more than women do. It's thinking time- I wouldn't be surprised if War and Peace was finished on more than a few turlets.

I guess that's why I love steak, and coffee is like baby steak in the morning.
Reynolds
08-14-2009, 09:12 PM
...I soon have a very satisfying dump. I've noticed this with coffee too. I've also observed that men openly enjoy taking dumps more than women do. It's thinking time- I wouldn't be surprised if War and Peace was finished on more than a few turlets.

I guess that's why I love steak, and coffee is like baby steak in the morning.

20oz prime rib, and I need the hazmat team on speed dial.
Judge Smails
08-14-2009, 09:16 PM
...I soon have a very satisfying dump. I've noticed this with coffee too. I've also observed that men openly enjoy taking dumps more than women do. It's thinking time- I wouldn't be surprised if War and Peace was finished on more than a few turlets.

That is so true! Although one wonders if "War and Peace" would have been as highly acclaimed as it was if it was published under it's original name "War - What Is It Good For?"
CofyCrakCocaine
08-14-2009, 09:53 PM
"Ah, pesky unpleasant farts! Meet your toilety doom! FRRUUUMMP!" *flips to next verse of Tao Te Ching*
CuntagiousChris
08-14-2009, 10:03 PM
i miss the days when dumps just happened...now i have to think waaay to hard about it. I gotta start eating more steak i guess....oh darn
Devo37
08-14-2009, 10:18 PM
Everytime I eat steak...

...i think, "Vegetarians are idiots."

(same goes for bacon)
Stuft
08-14-2009, 10:22 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/WJGENT4/EatMoreChicken.jpg
PapaBear
08-14-2009, 10:23 PM
I get steak stuck in my teeth.
PapaBear
08-14-2009, 10:24 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/WJGENT4/EatMoreChicken.jpg
Look at all that steak behind those signs! MMMMMM....
ChrisTheCop
08-14-2009, 10:35 PM
I get steak stuck in my teeth.

I too thought that was going to be the purpose of this thread.

I toothpick afterward, but always miss a piece, or 2, which comes up an hour or so later, reminding me, "Hey! I had steak earlier! This has been a good night!"
TooLowBrow
08-14-2009, 10:35 PM
...Steak is my dogs name!!!!:blink:
PapaBear
08-14-2009, 10:41 PM
I toothpick afterward, but always miss a piece, or 2,
I hate toothpicks! After steak, I'll carry around a couple of those plastic handled, double floss thingies. One for the steak that I notice after about a half hour, and another one for the last remnant that I don't feel for about an hour.
CofyCrakCocaine
08-14-2009, 10:48 PM
I hate toothpicks! After steak, I'll carry around a couple of those plastic handled, double floss thingies. One for the steak that I notice after about a half hour, and another one for the last remnant that I don't feel for about an hour.

My old man uses those things. He leaves them lying on the dinner table, in chairs, and on couches. It's repugnant.

Oh, and he's a steak 'n' potatoes type. Never learned how to marinate steaks, but grills 'em every summertime Saturday.
PapaBear
08-14-2009, 10:51 PM
My old man uses those things. He leaves them lying on the dinner table, in chairs, and on couches. It's repugnant.
Don't confuse handy tools with horrible manners.
CofyCrakCocaine
08-14-2009, 10:54 PM
Don't confuse handy tools with horrible manners.

If a handy tool raped your cherished childhood memories with glee and did so repeatedly, would it still be a handy tool to you?
PapaBear
08-14-2009, 10:59 PM
You can only add two tags? Please include meaty floss tools, and rape.
CofyCrakCocaine
08-14-2009, 11:09 PM
If I knew I could, you know I would. I surely wouuuuuuld!!! Oh Hooo-ho. (garfunkle ref)
TheGameHHH
08-14-2009, 11:44 PM
My old man uses those things. He leaves them lying on the dinner table, in chairs, and on couches. It's repugnant.

Oh, and he's a steak 'n' potatoes type. Never learned how to marinate steaks, but grills 'em every summertime Saturday.

he gets to the point?
Crispy123
08-15-2009, 12:49 AM
After looking at the size of some of my recent shits Im sure I could survive in prison.
Farmer Dave
08-16-2009, 12:52 PM
You can only add two tags? Please include meaty floss tools, and rape.

You're welcome.
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-16-2009, 01:54 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if War and Peace was finished on more than a few turlets.


How do you think I got my BA in Soviet Studies? The food service was awful. Turgenev, Gogol, Onegin, Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Gorky-- ALL READ ON THE TURLET.
CofyCrakCocaine
08-16-2009, 08:23 PM
How do you think I got my BA in Soviet Studies? The food service was awful. Turgenev, Gogol, Onegin, Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Gorky-- ALL READ ON THE TURLET.

It's always funny until women think they can speak of their bowels like so.
A.J.
08-22-2009, 10:52 AM
How do you think I got my BA in Soviet Studies? The food service was awful. Turgenev, Gogol, Onegin, Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Gorky-- ALL READ ON THE TURLET.

Sounds like you got your BM instead!