I pee on the floor

[Mr.Misery]

I got my basement refinished a few months ago and set up a space for an art studio. Well, sometimes when I'm drawing or painting or whatever, I don't want to have to get up and go all the way up the stairs to use the bathroom. So, on occasion, I'll just go on the floor. I've done this a few times (number 1, not number 2--I'm not an animal), and I still can't detect any appreciable odor or stain from the places I've gone. So, I guess I'll keep doing it. If anyone ever notices, I can blame it on any of the four cats or three dogs we have.

So, who is the big man now?

[Patient zer0]

Ya its quite normal to piss all over rugs and floors in ones home. Totally fine.

[Foster]

no, thanks perfectly normal

...and what is this "bathroom" you speak of, never heard the term before

[Patient zer0]

I ususally piss on the sofa while my chick and log are watching tv

[Drunky McBetidont]

I ususally piss on the sofa while my chick and log are watching tv

your chick watches tv with your poop?

[led37zep]

your chick watches tv with your poop?

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[Sue_Bender]

I got my basement refinished a few months ago and set up a space for an art studio. Well, sometimes when I'm drawing or painting or whatever, I don't want to have to get up and go all the way up the stairs to use the bathroom. So, on occasion, I'll just go on the floor. I've done this a few times (number 1, not number 2--I'm not an animal), and I still can't detect any appreciable odor or stain from the places I've gone. So, I guess I'll keep doing it. If anyone ever notices, I can blame it on any of the four cats or three dogs we have.

So, who is the big man now?

Most importantly...

I need to see the artwork a man of your ilk produces.

It would be super if you could post some pics of your masterpiss.....er, masterpieces.

[drjoek]

Get some depends or a catheter

[Crossweird]

Most importantly...

I need to see the artwork a man of your ilk produces.

It would be super if you could post some pics of your masterpiss.....er, masterpieces.

Penis de Milo

Mona Pee-sa

[Crossweird]

The birth of Penis

Piss-ler's Mother

[Crossweird]

The Last Dripper

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I peed on a chic in a bathtub once while she was masturbating.

[Jujubees2]

Just marking your territory?

[KC2OSO]

your chick watches tv with your poop?
My question exactly. As for the OP, Mr. Ed stood around in his urine-soaked hay all the time so I'd say you're fine for now. Once the mildew and smell start to build up a bit you may want to switch to a bucket or other container.

[instrument]

Is this pitsy? Remember when he said he did the same thing?

And at least he was a kid, as an adult you should have the sense to at least use a bottle or something

[KatPw]

Sounds like someone needs to have their nose rubbed in their mess, followed by being hit with a rolled up newspaper.

[robot artist]

Here's a thought - get a large jar (with a lid that you can close to hide the smell), piss in it to your hearts content (or until it's full), and then dump it in the sink and wash it out (assuming your basement has a sink). Or even just use a bucket that you can empty; or just plain piss straight into the sink and run some water to wash it away.

But just pissing on the floor ad infinitum will eventually catch up with you, and soon your basement will smell like a glorious NYC subway.

Assuming, of course, that any of this is even true.

[flipper21]

Hopefully you have some carpet down there. That way when the worms start to bother you, you can scoot your ass across the floor for the itching.

[biggirl]

YOu shouldn't pee on the floor.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Sounds like someone needs to have their nose rubbed in their mess, followed by being hit with a rolled up newspaper.

^ For The Mother Fucking Win


@OP how about you use a toilet you fucking animal. Rarely do I judge, but you sir are the worst kind of person.

[SatCam]

when I was 7 I was sleep walking one night and went downstairs to the basement where my mom was and just started pissing on the wall. I thought it was all a bad dream until I woke up later and my mom was downstairs with a mop.


this other time when I was really young someone dropped a big load in a corner in that same basement and Im pretty sure I was the culprit

[MC Pee Pants]

I pee my pants...get it?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

YOu shouldn't pee on the floor.
QFMFT! Listen to BG, she is a mother.

Man.... you don't foul your own creativity nest, that going to poision all the good vibes you need to do your work.

[keithy_19]

when I was 7 I was sleep walking one night and went downstairs to the basement where my mom was and just started pissing on the wall. I thought it was all a bad dream until I woke up later and my mom was downstairs with a mop.


this other time when I was really young someone dropped a big load in a corner in that same basement and Im pretty sure I was the culprit

Hero.

[Patient zer0]

I peed on a chic in a bathtub once while she was masturbating.

Mexi doesn't count.