I can't help but think of eating as shitting in reverse...

[Mr.Misery]

...so I really prefer to eat alone, wherever and whenever possible. I find it a little disconcerting that practically every culture in the world has this custom of bonding and expressing friendship over the sharing of meals. It seems weird to me. Why don't we just take it a step further and all get in a room and shit together? Really, if you ever just watch a person eating--any person--you'll see what I mean. It's disgusting. Same as any other bodily function.

[Slumbag]

Why don't we just take it a step further and all get in a room and shit together?
You mean like a public bathroom?

[Drunky McBetidont]

2 girls 1 cup comes to mind.

but i guess you are talking more about mutual mastication. it was big in the early 90s.

[brettmojo]

http://joanlim.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shit.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Between this and your thread about pissing on the floor you've got some real worrisome body image issues.

[LordJezo]

Really, if you ever just watch a person eating--any person--you'll see what I mean. It's disgusting. Same as any other bodily function.

Nope

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[instrument]

Yeah, I didn't notice you were the "pissing on my own floor guy"

You're kinda scary.

[mikeyboy]

What a shitty board character.

[disneyspy]

he says he eats alone,i guess mr misery doesnt love company

a ghee ghee ghee

[Marc with a c]

what is this then?

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[razorboy]

Can't wait for his puke thread.

[disneyspy]

Can't wait for his puke thread.

i hope he starts a "i slipped in my own cum hit the floor and shit blood then got so grossed out i puked all over it" thread

[CountryBob]

I'd bet that if shit smelled as good as a pot roast that has been cooking all day, more people would shit together. " oh, you have to shit? Mind if I tag along and smell the goodness?"

[razorboy]

I'd bet that if shit smelled as good as a pot roast that has been cooking all day, more people would shit together. " oh, you have to shit? Mind if I tag along and smell the goodness?"

I'm sure there is a dating site for people like that. Like SDate, or something.

[SatCam]

I can't help but think of eating as shitting in reverse...\

my girlfriend is from the same school of thought and that's why she lets me shit in her mouth