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IamFogHat
08-23-2009, 04:37 PM
So yeah, I just saw a goblin run across my room. The only substance I use is alcohol and I haven't had anything to drink today. Do I have a brain tumor? Is there a psychological disorder I should be worried about? Or was this a classic trick of the eye moments?
I demand answers, diagnoses, and explanations from you strange people.

yojimbo7248
08-23-2009, 04:38 PM
what did it look like?

razorboy
08-23-2009, 04:39 PM
Is your house built on a goblin burial ground?

jauble
08-23-2009, 04:40 PM
So yeah, I just saw a goblin run across my room. The only substance I use is alcohol and I haven't had anything to drink today. Do I have a brain tumor? Is there a psychological disorder I should be worried about? Or was this a classic trick of the eye moments?
I demand answers, diagnoses, and explanations from you strange people.



I`m hearing so much weird shit tonight that will take a few days to get used to. Goodluck with the goblin.

On a side note what did it look like?

TooLowBrow
08-23-2009, 04:41 PM
i just ran across some guys room!


im back home now, tho

IamFogHat
08-23-2009, 04:41 PM
what did it look like?

It was little, yellow, had some brown spots, and it was giggling maniacally.

TooLowBrow
08-23-2009, 04:42 PM
It was little, yellow, had some brown spots, and it was giggling maniacally.

you just described me

jauble
08-23-2009, 04:44 PM
Only booze in the past?

drjoek
08-23-2009, 04:44 PM
Mice

razorboy
08-23-2009, 04:45 PM
It was little, yellow, had some brown spots, and it was giggling maniacally.

You just described a laughing banana.

KingGeno
08-23-2009, 04:46 PM
Did he smell of doritos and gummi bears?

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/bobservo/ic/raymond.jpg

KatPw
08-23-2009, 04:48 PM
It was little, yellow, had some brown spots, and it was giggling maniacally.

http://laurabenjamin.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/toenail-fungus-gremlin.jpg
Better keep your shoes on.

TooLowBrow
08-23-2009, 04:49 PM
http://img.listal.com/image/405367/600full-little-monsters-photo.jpg
did he pee in your apple juice?

KingGeno
08-23-2009, 04:51 PM
It was little, yellow, had some brown spots, and it was giggling maniacally.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/sbobugly.jpg

IamFogHat
08-23-2009, 04:56 PM
You just described a laughing banana.

:lol:

http://laurabenjamin.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/toenail-fungus-gremlin.jpg
Better keep your shoes on.

Oh believe me, I've been lying on this couch since, my feet won't touch the ground tonight.
...Also I hate those fucking commercials:dry:

boosterp
08-23-2009, 05:00 PM
http://laurabenjamin.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/toenail-fungus-gremlin.jpg
Better keep your shoes on.

:lol::clap:

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/sbobugly.jpg

I hate you, that thing is a thing of nightmares.


I've seen ghosts but never a goblin.

Gvac
08-23-2009, 05:06 PM
There are people who believe goblins, leprechauns, dragons, unicorns, and all other mythic creatures are indeed real and do exist, but on a different dimensional plane.

From time to time they are able to cross into our dimension, which is how their appearances are explained.

Some people also believe Bigfoot falls into this category as well.

I'd check your place for portals.

Foster
08-23-2009, 05:09 PM
There are people who believe goblins, leprechauns, dragons, unicorns, and all other mythic creatures are indeed real and do exist, but on a different dimensional plane.

From time to time they are able to cross into our dimension, which is how their appearances are explained.

Some people also believe Bigfoot falls into this category as well.

I'd check your place for portals.

also check for a gas leak while you're at it

IamFogHat
08-23-2009, 05:18 PM
There are people who believe goblins, leprechauns, dragons, unicorns, and all other mythic creatures are indeed real and do exist, but on a different dimensional plane.

From time to time they are able to cross into our dimension, which is how their appearances are explained.

Some people also believe Bigfoot falls into this category as well.

I'd check your place for portals.

I know the exact spot. It's not a crawlspace, but it's a weird stand alone storage space underneath the stairwell. What equipment should I use?

Gvac
08-23-2009, 05:20 PM
I know the exact spot. It's not a crawlspace, but it's a weird stand alone storage space underneath the stairwell. What equipment should I use?

When you're near a portal, it will feel cooler than the rest of the room and your hair will stand up on end, like static electricity.

Also, battery power will increase, as the portals usually have a high electromagnetic output.

Good luck.

hedges
08-23-2009, 05:21 PM
No DMT? You sure?

jauble
08-23-2009, 05:22 PM
I know the exact spot. It's not a crawlspace, but it's a weird stand alone storage space underneath the stairwell. What equipment should I use?

Stick your dick in it, see what happens. Who knows you might get to fuck a unicorn.

Fallon
08-23-2009, 05:27 PM
Did the goblin rub its behind across the carpet?

Cause it might be a dogs ass.

yojimbo7248
08-23-2009, 05:28 PM
There are people who believe goblins, leprechauns, dragons, unicorns, and all other mythic creatures are indeed real and do exist, but on a different dimensional plane.

From time to time they are able to cross into our dimension, which is how their appearances are explained.

Some people also believe Bigfoot falls into this category as well.

I'd check your place for portals.

Gvac, responses like this one are why you are the most consistently interesting poster here.

In Iceland, many, many people believe in these creatures and they give the same explanation. Elves, trolls, goblins exist in a different dimension. Some people have the ability to see them all the time, others just once in awhile.

All I know is there is so much more going on than we can consciously perceive. Life much more interesting if you keep an open mind to this stuff.

Gvac
08-23-2009, 05:34 PM
Gvac, responses like this one are why you are the most consistently interesting poster here.

In Iceland, many, many people believe in these creatures and they give the same explanation. Elves, trolls, goblins exist in a different dimension. Some people have the ability to see them all the time, others just once in awhile.

All I know is there is so much more going on than we can consciously perceive. Life much more interesting if you keep an open mind to this stuff.

Thank you, sir. I feel the same way about you as well.

I get a kick out of people who say "I'm a man of science. It's all bullshit unless you can prove it to me."

Truth be told, science is the exact opposite.

These people are saying guilty until proven innocent.

I have no idea what does and doesn't exist beyond what we can perceive on a daily basis.

For me to state emphatically that there is nothing else that exists other than what I see every day would be insane.

jauble
08-23-2009, 05:43 PM
Thank you, sir. I feel the same way about you as well.

I get a kick out of people who say "I'm a man of science. It's all bullshit unless you can prove it to me."

Truth be told, science is the exact opposite.

These people are saying guilty until proven innocent.

I have no idea what does and doesn't exist beyond what we can perceive on a daily basis.

For me to state emphatically that there is nothing else that exists other than what I see every day would be insane.

I`ve never seen you, but I have seen evidence of you as well as blurry photos of you walking in the woods.

stormy1065
08-23-2009, 06:13 PM
it could have been a rat with liver disease.

Fez4PrezN2008
08-23-2009, 06:17 PM
There are people who believe goblins, leprechauns, dragons, unicorns, and all other mythic creatures are indeed real and do exist, but on a different dimensional plane.

From time to time they are able to cross into our dimension, which is how their appearances are explained.

Some people also believe Bigfoot falls into this category as well.

I'd check your place for portals.
http://www.artincanada.com/artists/lisarotenberggallery2.jpg

Charlie_Don't_Surf
08-23-2009, 06:23 PM
So yeah, I just saw a goblin run across my room. The only substance I use is alcohol and I haven't had anything to drink today. Do I have a brain tumor? Is there a psychological disorder I should be worried about? Or was this a classic trick of the eye moments?
I demand answers, diagnoses, and explanations from you strange people.

Go to an antique store pick yourself up a nice broadsword and get to hacking because it's not going to kill itself. Oh and in mythology, where you see goblins either think gold stockpile or yours is about to get stolen.

CofyCrakCocaine
08-23-2009, 06:27 PM
I like Zelda too

biggirl
08-23-2009, 07:03 PM
I think somebody put some kind of hallucinogenic drug in your pop/water/juice/coffee/beer today.

Gvac
08-23-2009, 07:04 PM
More "I never saw it so I don't believe it" posts?

I'm surprised at all of you.

biggirl
08-23-2009, 07:05 PM
I have seen weird shit too, but I don't want to. It freaks me out.

yojimbo7248
08-23-2009, 07:08 PM
I have seen weird shit too, but I don't want to. It freaks me out.

Like what?

Gvac
08-23-2009, 07:10 PM
Yeah, biggirl...share with us!

We won't laugh at ya.

Promise.

biggirl
08-23-2009, 07:11 PM
Like what?

when my grandma passed away last year I was in the room with her, and I felt a presence. I have been in the woods and seen foggy outlines of characters. Probably other stuff too, I just can't remember because I try to forget.

Rhino saw Jesus or maybe it was God. I can't remember. It was when he was a little boy.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
08-23-2009, 07:11 PM
I have seen weird shit too, but I don't want to. It freaks me out.

Like what?

A naked Rhino?

Gvac
08-23-2009, 07:14 PM
when my grandma passed away last year I was in the room with her, and I felt a presence.

When you say you "felt a presence" what do you mean? You felt her spirit leave her body, or you felt someone else there?

biggirl
08-23-2009, 07:19 PM
When you say you "felt a presence" what do you mean? You felt her spirit leave her body, or you felt someone else there?

I really do not know how to describe it. It was a good feeling. You could tell her soul had left her body because her body just went hollow or something, for lack of better description. I didn't even cry because whatever happened in that room left me with a happy feeling, and I knew she was okay. It was the most "at peace" feeling I have ever experienced.

PapaBear
08-23-2009, 07:20 PM
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Gvac
08-23-2009, 07:25 PM
I really do not know how to describe it. It was a good feeling. You could tell her soul had left her body because her body just went hollow or something, for lack of better description. I didn't even cry because whatever happened in that room left me with a happy feeling, and I knew she was okay. It was the most "at peace" feeling I have ever experienced.

I can't even begin to tell you how many people have related that exact same experience to me, doctors included.

I've never felt it myself because I've never been with anyone at the exact moment they pass on, but I'm sure there's something to it.

That "life force" that is within all of us is what the Chinese refer to as the "chi."

There are ways to develop it and have it flow through your body that will leave you feeling with that incredibly peaceful feeling. It's the foundation of Tai Chi.

Look into it if you're interested.

Fez4PrezN2008
08-23-2009, 07:25 PM
More "I never saw it so I don't believe it" posts?

I'm surprised at all of you.
More hocus-pocus existentialism tonight G?

I thought Chi was a drink at Starbucks?

Willmore
08-23-2009, 07:43 PM
Were you sleep deprived or just entering/leaving a sleep state?
With sleep deprivation there can be hallucinations after about 30-40 hours of no sleep, I've heard.
And if you're entering or leaving sleep, there are various different forms of hallucinations that can occur as well. This is the common explanation of alien abduction stories.

Judge Smails
08-23-2009, 07:50 PM
It was little, yellow, had some brown spots, and it was giggling maniacally.

It was probably just The Jeep.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/3246349694_ab94a12581_m.jpg















(Jesus Christ! I'm making references from the 30's. How old am I?)

jennysmurf
08-23-2009, 07:54 PM
i just ran across some guys room!


im back home now, tho

You are awesome! This is my personal rf.net LOTD!:clap:

TooLowBrow
08-23-2009, 08:00 PM
You are awesome! This is my personal rf.net LOTD!:clap:

wow

thank you

PapaBear
08-23-2009, 08:01 PM
wow

thank you
She's easily amused. I once caught her playing with a piece of string.

razorboy
08-23-2009, 08:03 PM
Piece of string? Where?

jennysmurf
08-23-2009, 08:03 PM
She's easily amused. I once caught her playing with a piece of string.

You'd better watch it buddy. I've found one of your weaknesses.

TooLowBrow
08-23-2009, 08:04 PM
She's easily amused. I once caught her playing with a piece of string.

id like to see you be more amusing than string

PapaBear
08-23-2009, 08:04 PM
You'd better watch it buddy. I've found one of your weaknesses.
She turned out to be crazy. You have nothing on me now.:smoke:

jennysmurf
08-23-2009, 08:08 PM
She turned out to be crazy. You have nothing on me now.:smoke:

Curses! *shakes fist*

A.J.
08-24-2009, 03:23 AM
http://www.stallonezone.com/z070205twilightzone_nightmare.jpg

biggestmexi
08-24-2009, 03:59 AM
So yeah, I just saw a goblin run across my room. The only substance I use is alcohol and I haven't had anything to drink today. Do I have a brain tumor? Is there a psychological disorder I should be worried about? Or was this a classic trick of the eye moments?
I demand answers, diagnoses, and explanations from you strange people.

sounds like you were HAVIN A TIME? no?

tanless1
08-24-2009, 05:28 AM
deminsional rift - check your key ring to confirm order.

CountryBob
08-24-2009, 05:32 AM
Kill that sucker - most Goblins carry lockpicks which can come in handy.

lleeder
08-24-2009, 05:43 AM
http://www.spidervillain.com/SpiderManCovers/Amazing/ASM136/Page2.gif

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/10841.gif