Leave me Alone!!

[sr71blackbird]

As soon as I go into the bathroom, someone else will come in and go to the next stall. This hapopens all the freaking time at work, and it drives me nuts! We have 7 stalls, and if if its empty and I take the end one, this happens within minutes of sitting down.
At home, the same shit happens. If I saw my wife in the bathroom, it never occurs to me to walk in on her . Yet, she can't seem to stay out of the bathroom if I am in there! I can never have a moment to myself. A few weeks ago, I went into the parking lot for CW Post because I needed to take a piss and my bladder was about to explode. I drive around and find a deserted lot and get out of the car to go piss behind a tree, and some asshole pulls right next to me! There was like 100,000 square feet of empty lot and they gotta pull next to me!! Why the fuck can't people leave me alone!

[hammersavage]

I think you better make with the head.

[boosterp]

Fez.

[razorboy]

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[JerseyRich]

Did he tap his foot?

If so, you know you have to follow through, right?

[Suspect Chin]

Were you at the Minnesota airport?
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[sr71blackbird]

I had a rough night sleeping and have been dreaming all day of coming home and taking a nap. I see its very nice out, so I decide to go walking with her and my nieces dogs. Figuing I can tire myself out further and take a deep nap. So, we walk for 3 miles and am exhausted, but as soon as I lay down on the couch, she's banging pots and pans and opening and slamming cabinet doors, the dogs are climbing on me, licking my face. She tells me to go in the basement.so, I am in the basement now on a old sofa, trying to catch zzzz's. My friend suddenly starts texting me like crazy. I can't win. Leave me alone!!!

[sr71blackbird]

You know what I have been doing to styme the bathroom crowder? I saw there is a water fountain outside the bathroom. I fill my mouth with water and come into the bathroom. If no ones in therean I quickly go to the stall next to the one I am going to use and I spray water all over the seat. This way it looks like piss. Then, I go into the next stall and use that one. Amazing how every time, within a minute of goung in, some guy will come in, try to go into that stall and see the water and I hear them grunt disgustedly and walk out. I was thinking of kicking the seat off every other stall toilet.

[biggirl]

why do you need so much privacy? I like company when I am on the toilet. It makes pooping so much more enjoyable.

[SatCam]

If I had to take a shit at work I'd drive home.

[Fallon]

I had a rough night sleeping and have been dreaming all day of coming home and taking a nap. I see its very nice out, so I decide to go walking with her and my nieces dogs. Figuing I can tire myself out further and take a deep nap. So, we walk for 3 miles and am exhausted, but as soon as I lay down on the couch, she's banging pots and pans and opening and slamming cabinet doors, the dogs are climbing on me, licking my face. She tells me to go in the basement.so, I am in the basement now on a old sofa, trying to catch zzzz's. My friend suddenly starts texting me like crazy. I can't win. Leave me alone!!!

The last part is your fault.

I always turn the text notifications off when I sleep.

[TripleSkeet]

As soon as I go into the bathroom, someone else will come in and go to the next stall. This hapopens all the freaking time at work, and it drives me nuts! We have 7 stalls, and if if its empty and I take the end one, this happens within minutes of sitting down.
At home, the same shit happens. If I saw my wife in the bathroom, it never occurs to me to walk in on her . Yet, she can't seem to stay out of the bathroom if I am in there! I can never have a moment to myself. A few weeks ago, I went into the parking lot for CW Post because I needed to take a piss and my bladder was about to explode. I drive around and find a deserted lot and get out of the car to go piss behind a tree, and some asshole pulls right next to me! There was like 100,000 square feet of empty lot and they gotta pull next to me!! Why the fuck can't people leave me alone!

Ever heard of a lock?

[Jujubees2]

Will You People Please Stop Posting In This Thread. The Man Wants To Be Left Alone.

[razorboy]

Ever heard of a lock?

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[hammersavage]

Just Stop Doggin' Him Around

[razorboy]

Just Stop Doggin' Him Around

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[sr71blackbird]

I think there a primative flocking tendency in some people, where they feel safer in numbers. I really hope there is a murder someday that gets national attention because someone did ot obey the common bathroom rule of leaving an empty stall or urinal between people. Maximize the space! The only time you take an unoccupied stall or urinal brtween two people is when it is an absolute emergency. As far as why my wife comes into the bathroom is anyones guess. I grew up locking the door, but when I started living with people and there was one bathroom, it became an issue. But I never go into a bathroom that she's in. Ever. Maybe, maybe if I had to piss real bad and I could pee in the tub while she's on the toilet. But that's very rare.

[mikeyboy]

I mean this in the best possible way, but you're a maniac.

[sr71blackbird]

A bathroom to a man is a sanctuary!! Its where a man goes to zone out and collect his thoughts. Its a time of peace. When another guy comes in and crowds him just so he can shit, its upsetting the delicate balance. Don't ever do it!

[boosterp]

My ex never came into the bathroom while I was taking a shit. I never went in while she was either. That is just disgusting and an invasion of my reading time. I don't even like to converse through the door, let me alone for 5 minutes please.

[sr71blackbird]

At work it is worse, because many people go into the bathroom just to shit. It is very far beyond their understanding that there might be someone in the same room that feels uncomfortable and crowded when the next stall over becomes occupied. I am not talking about a two stall bathroom folks. I am talking about a corporate bathroom which has 7 stalls. Most of the time, I go in, and no one else is in there. But for whatever reason, someone will come in before my ass hits the seat and will come to the stall next to me! So, they had 6 stalls to choose from and deliberatly chose the one next to mine. That is totally rude as far as I am concerned. I see people out in the lot during lunch, and they will find a secluded shaded area and catch a nap during lunch. Wouldn't it be in poor taste on my part if I got my car as close to theirs as possible and blasted my radio or carried on a loud cell call? To me, its the same thing.

[biggirl]

Maybe all of these coworkers are curious about you. They wonder what is taking you so long in the bathroom.

[joethebartender]

Are you choosing your crap times well? Pay attention to the shit tides. There has got to be a good hour when the bathrooms are dead. Why are you shitting at work anyway? Is it a once in a while thing? Don't you like to shit before your morning shower/shave? Don't you get a "not so fresh" feeling after shitting in the middle of the day?:unsure:

[sr71blackbird]

I shit several times a day, and usually there is no one in there when I go in. Like I said, I also use it as my down time, and I get pissed by other peoples rude behavior. At home, I can't even lay on the couch after work for a nap, the dogs jump all over me, she's doing stuff that makes noise, people calling and texting, etc. I guess yesterday was a rough Monday for me. I had a hard time waking up, and my routine is disturbed.