I Piss 100,000 Times A Day

[lleeder]

i piss like 10-157,000 times a day. ive had a physical recently and everthing came back perfect. what wrong with me?

[drjoek]

i piss like 10-157,000 times a day. ive had a physical recently and everthing came back perfect. what wrong with me?

You drink too much, Foster Brooks

[Dr Steve]

i piss like 10-157,000 times a day. ive had a physical recently and everthing came back perfect. what wrong with me?

depends bro.

You had a physical, did you have labwork and a urinalysis?

New onset frequent pissing is cause to check a blood sugar and a urinalysis.
Also an enlarged prostate can cause frequent pissing as it blocks off the bladder's ability to empty itself fully
If it's been going on your whole life, you could just be an excitable li'l feller. I can talk you through some bladder training in that case.

Let me know more info and I'll see what I can dope out.


your pal,


steve

[drjoek]

depends bro.

You had a physical, did you have labwork and a urinalysis?

New onset frequent pissing is cause to check a blood sugar and a urinalysis.
Also an enlarged prostate can cause frequent pissing as it blocks off the bladder's ability to empty itself fully
If it's been going on your whole life, you could just be an excitable li'l feller. I can talk you through some bladder training in that case.

Let me know more info and I'll see what I can dope out.


your pal,


steve


I"m sticking with my first guess

[Dr Steve]

I"m sticking with my first guess

good point, alky-hol (as they call it here in TN) does indeed have a diuretic effect.

Just a few fun facts:

"Diabetes Mellitus" means "voluminous urine that tastes sweet" and harkens back to a much more fun age when docs tasted urine to see if their patients were sick. All that sugar in the bloodstream causes the kidneys to go nuts trying to get rid of it so you piss like a racehorse.

Another form of voluminous urine occurs when the brain ceases production of "Anti-Diuretic Hormone"...this causes the body to dump out tons of free water; since it tastes very bland, it was called "Diabetes Insipidus".

[IMSlacker]

depends bro.

My thoughts exactly.

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[razorboy]

"voluminous urine that tastes sweet"

I don't think I want to know how they made that discovery.

[RhinoinMN]

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[razorboy]

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I'm craving oatmeal.

[RhinoinMN]

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[SatCam]

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[MartyFromNC]

If none of these other guys have clued you into something...you may want to try a trip to the chiropractor. I had the same problem and this fixed it right up. Stuff pressing and stuff and what not.

[lleeder]

If none of these other guys have clued you into something...you may want to try a trip to the chiropractor. I had the same problem and this fixed it right up. Stuff pressing and stuff and what not.

thanks marty you're a fine fellow

[debit]

I had the same problem, especially at night.

My doc gave me pills for irritable bladder and fixed me right up!

Life is sweet.

[JerseyRich]

I just want to point out that hammersavage blows Thai lads.

[KingModem]

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Check your blood sugar and check it often. there is no reason not to.

And!

Call Liberty. They'll help you live a better life.