2009 R&F Christmas Party

[OneEyeJack]

Before you know it Christmas will be upon us.
Lets start now making plans for our seasonal get together.
Does anyone have any ideas on what we could do to make this one a night we all will remember.:drunk:

[drjoek]

Before you know it Christmas will be upon us.
Lets start now making plans for our seasonal get together.
Does anyone have any ideas on what we could do to make this one a night we all will remember.:drunk:


CHUCKWAGONCOOK plans to be there.

[hammersavage]

mikey will handl..........oh fuck. forget it. no party

[Mothball]

Everyone should be given a knife at the party so they can stab Fez in teh back with it.

[Furtherman]

It will happen, but I don't know about the whole remembering part.

Have I ever been to a R&F party?

[hammersavage]

Have I ever been to a R&F party?

you are a first class whore. :glurps:

[Furtherman]

Everyone should be given a knife at the party so they can stab Fez in teh back with it.

Hey, it's Christmas. Leave the hate behind.

[OneEyeJack]

I think everyone should wear a name tag and include the message board their connected with so we could greet each other.

[Furtherman]

you are a first class whore. :glurps:

Ohhh hey, that was just pillow talk.

[JerseyRich]

Hey, it's Christmas. Leave the hate behind.

I'll leave something in your behind.

[Furtherman]

I think everyone should wear a name tag and include the message board their connected with so we could greet each other.

I'm not writing Grannybangers.com on a Hello My Name Is sticker.

[Furtherman]

I'll leave something in your behind.

I already spent Christmas there.

[underdog]

I'm totally going to be there where everyone can ignore me in person.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i'll go if we can do shotguns

[Furtherman]

I'm getting a visit from JingleRich!

[RADIO-SHARK]

I hope the place thats picked has a dance floor.

I like to dance..:devil2:

[hammersavage]

I'm totally going to be there where everyone can ignore me in person.

promise?

[Drunky McBetidont]

I hope the place thats picked has a dance floor.

I like to dance..:devil2:



i bet you are smokin on a dance floor. maybe the bomb even.

[underdog]

promise?

I'd actually like to go back to NYC while its warm out, but I'm hoping to make it down for whatever the next big party is.

[I Am The Lord Your God]

The heathens on this site are not fit to celebrate the birth of MY SON!!!

[Freakshow]

GZUS?


The xmas party is going to be ok. The winter carnival party is going to be one for the ages.

[Hottub]

I want joethebartender in on the site decision
I need a ride. I am not gong to wreck my new car
I am leaving my chick home. I have a date with a girl (who is big)
I owe Mooch a pint.
All of you other bastards owe me a pint.


Feliz Navidad, putas!

[Satan]

I want joethebartender in on the site decision
I need a ride. I am not gong to wreck my new car
I am leaving my chick home. I have a date with a girl (who is big)
I owe Mooch a pint.
All of you other bastards owe me a pint.


Feliz Navidad, putas!


and you still will not be there unless it is in your driveway

[Satan]

The heathens on this site are not fit to celebrate the birth of MY SON!!!

can we gather to celebrate his death?

[OneEyeJack]

maybe we all could bring a can of food and donate it the poor.

[Drunky McBetidont]

maybe we all could bring a can of beer and donate it the poor.

fixed

[BlackSpider]

I'll go if Katja takes me...

[hammersavage]

I'll go if Katja takes me...

she said she's taking me! *cue wacky sitcom music*


she'll have to go back and forth between us so we don't find out.

[JustJon]

Already talking to a few venues. It will have to bring the rock to bring everyone together after this summer.

[JerseyRich]

Already talking to a few venues. It will have to bring the rock to bring everyone together after this summer.

I bet it will work out...

Just as well as that t-shirt design contest did.

[IamFogHat]

Way to bring up the most uncomfortable party of the year to come.

[JerseyRich]

Who wants to drive me this year?

I'll be 31!

[mikeyboy]

Who wants to drive me this year?

I'll be 31!

Really?

You look terrible.

[hammersavage]

Who wants to drive me this year?

I'll be 31!

continue the vomiting tradition?

[Hottub]

I expect Gvac to pick me up in the company truck.
I will vomit on the bumpers, while Rich, the savage, pukes on the seats.

[Foster]

I expect Gvac to pick me up in the company truck.
I will vomit on the bumpers, while Rich, the savage, pukes on the seats.

and this is all before the party?

[red_red_red]

I expect Gvac to pick me up in the company truck.
I will vomit on the bumpers, while Rich, the savage, pukes on the seats.
this will save drama
http://www.sentrymedical.com.au/Portals/0/ProductImages/Vomit%20bags.jpg

[Hottub]

and this is all before the party?

But of course. We are gentlemen.

[Annie Waits]

i might be there
only if chuckwagon goes

[JustJon]

I bet it will work out...

Just as well as that t-shirt design contest did.

Yeah, that one was a clusterfuck.

[sailor]

I'll go if Katja takes me...

she got a new special belt for ya, huh?

[JerseyRich]

Really?

You look terrible.

You should talk...I saw that video of you at the Sirius studio...you honestly remind me of a 12 year old semi-retarded girl.

But I love you anyway.

continue the vomiting tradition?

I expect Gvac to pick me up in the company truck.
I will vomit on the bumpers, while Rich, the savage, pukes on the seats.

this will save drama
http://www.sentrymedical.com.au/Portals/0/ProductImages/Vomit%20bags.jpg



I love that you guys are always looking out for me. :wub:

[hammersavage]

You should talk...I saw that video of you at the Sirius studio...you honestly remind me of a 12 year old semi-retarded girl.

is that why you want to fuck him?

[mikeyboy]

You should talk...I saw that video of you at the Sirius studio...you honestly remind me of a 12 year old semi-retarded girl.

But I love you anyway.

So I look young? Sweet!

[JerseyRich]

is that why you want to fuck him?

What makes you think I haven't already?

[hammersavage]

that retarded, scared look on his face was because I had my cock out behind that camera.


Thus Dave's excitement

[drusilla]

is it still december 12th? i need to know when to head home.

[Gvac]

is it still december 12th? i need to know when to head home.

Don't head home...it's probably going to be in the city!

[RhinoinMN]

Don't head home...it's probably going to be in the city!

If I show up it will be the best .net party ever. NUFF SAID!

[drusilla]

Don't head home...it's probably going to be in the city!

silly gvac that is my home!!!

albany is just where i sleep for another 5 years

[ToiletCrusher]

If I show up it will be the best .net party ever. NUFF SAID!

I might do it too. For real this time.

[Marc with a c]

If I show up it will be the best .net party ever. NUFF SAID!

nothing will beat the brooklyn party 07.

[RhinoinMN]

nothing will beat the brooklyn party 07.

I'll have to take your word for it.

[mikeyboy]

What makes you think I haven't already?

loose lips sink ships

[BlackSpider]

loose lips sink ships

How old are you...?

[mikeyboy]

nothing will beat the brooklyn party 07.

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3469&size=1

[JerseyRich]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3469&size=1

RF.net Holiday Party 2007...

Otherwise known as Fucking Retarded Hat Night.

[BlackSpider]

RF.net Holiday Party 2007...

Otherwise known as Fucking Retarded Hat Night.

I didn't wanna say it.
I don't like to hurt people's feelings...

[Marc with a c]

hold up. wasn't my hat.

ok. continue making fun of me.

[RhinoinMN]

I didn't wanna say it.
I don't like to hurt people's feelings...


Who wears a pink shirt other than biggestmexi?

[mikeyboy]

hold up. wasn't my hat.

ok. continue making fun of me.

Wasn't my hat. Wasn't my Sex in the City poster.

You've gotten so predictable.

[Marc with a c]

Wasn't my hat. Wasn't my Sex in the City poster.

You've gotten so predictable.

you know i always had your back and never said a bad word about you and you just completely fucking attack me like that. i tried to be your friend. remember that time i offered you a ride somewhere a couple years ago and you turned it down? well i do.

fuck you!!

[hammersavage]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3469&size=1

was this the whitest moment in history?

[sailor]

Who wears a pink shirt other than biggestmexi?

that was the theme of the 2008 party.

[biggirl]

I want joethebartender in on the site decision
I need a ride. I am not gong to wreck my new car
I am leaving my chick home. I have a date with a girl (who is big)
I owe Mooch a pint.
All of you other bastards owe me a pint.


Feliz Navidad, putas!

Are you making fun of me again? I may not meet you in the coat check if you keep this up. I remember I have to bring enough money to buy you a tall Guinness. Right? And the Guinness is the ticket to "anything goes" in the coat check, correct?

Rhino and I are still trying to make it. We are trying to figure a way to make it a "business trip".

Can't wait, my new boss has already given me the okay to take the time off!

[WampusCrandle]

i would try to be there.

[biggirl]

i would try to be there.

you would try or you will try? It makes a big difference.

[angrymissy]

nothing will beat the brooklyn party 07.

I like to call it the "white nerds from radio messageboards dance to 90s hip hop party" of 07.

[Justice4all]

Before you know it Christmas will be upon us.
Lets start now making plans for our seasonal get together.
Does anyone have any ideas on what we could do to make this one a night we all will remember.:drunk:


You guys can't make up your minds until 4 weeks before you want to play softball and screw yourselves out of a field but you plan the xmas party in August?

Seriously???????????
This is just as bad as the stores that put the Xmas shit up right before Halloween. Hell at least THEY wait until after October hits. Why the desire to shove summer right out the window?

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[mikeyboy]

You guys can't make up your minds until 4 weeks before you want to play softball and screw yourselves out of a field but you plan the xmas party in August?

Seriously???????????
This is just as bad as the stores that put the Xmas shit up right before Halloween. Hell at least THEY wait until after October hits. Why the desire to shove summer right out the window?

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Believe it or now, we have always had to plan this early. Venues start getting booked up for Christmas parties already. The one year we waited we couldn't get a venue in Manhattan

[EliSnow]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3469&size=1

Is that Marc on the right doing a Corey Feldman impression?

[Marc with a c]

i was doing a mean mj.

rest in peace.

[spoon]

I bet it will work out...

Just as well as that t-shirt design contest did.

Or his softball game setups.

[spoon]

RF.net Holiday Party 2007...

Otherwise known as Fucking Retarded Hat Night.

And sweaty man party, hence marc's love.

[spoon]

that was the theme of the 2008 party.

Justjon's Failed Attempt to Parlay Party Planning into Cooze 08

[hammersavage]

let's go already. its november. don't let the 202 friends party sweep in before us.

[Tenbatsuzen]

let's go already. its november. don't let the 202 friends party sweep in before us.

The only issue is, the 202friends party will be hyped up on the air but invited guests only.











IT'S A JOKE

[biggirl]

it would be nice to know....we have to find a hotel that will let us bring our puppy.

[GregoryJoseph]

It will be a bust.

No one will show up.

[Marc with a c]

crooklyn!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

last year's party kicked ass, I enjoyed the venue

please no rave club in a seedy part of Brooklyn

[Furtherman]

Earlshog and I were just wondering when the party is... That doesn't sound right when you say it out loud.

[Marc with a c]

last year's party kicked ass, I enjoyed the venue

please no rave club in a seedy part of Brooklyn

crooklyn!!!!

[RhinoinMN]

Earlshog and I were just wondering when the party is... That doesn't sound right when you say it out loud.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2534229&postcount=58

[led37zep]

Nothing says Christmas like the new beer garden in Astoria!

[drusilla]

it would be nice to know....we have to find a hotel that will let us bring our puppy.


http://www.nyc.com/visitor_guide/petfriendly_new_york_hotels.703633/editorial_review.aspx

[hammersavage]

Another week, no news....

[Marc with a c]

fuck this. i'm going to the twitter party instead.

[Mitch&Murray]

Is the board buying the buddays anything for Christmas this year?
Or is the MPW going to Toys for Tots in R&F name?
As the former unofficial board do we no longer get anything for them since they disowned us?

[underdog]

Another week, no news....

You're a mod, plan it Abe.

[JerseyRich]

Party in my tummy!!!!

[hammersavage]

You're a mod, plan it Abe.

fine.


will you be there if I do?

[Marc with a c]

fine.

this time can you at least give furtherman the credit instead of taking it all yourself?

[RhinoinMN]

iSpider has a guy working on it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2534229&postcount=58)

[hammersavage]

iSpider has a guy working on it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2534229&postcount=58)

look at the date on that. leave it to a mod, little boy

[RhinoinMN]

look at the date on that. leave it to a mod, little boy

You have changed.

[iSpider]

look at the date on that. leave it to a mod, little boy

That's the joke...

[Don Stugots]

That's the joke...

he hammersavaged that one

[hammersavage]

That's the joke...

the time for jokes has passed, little kid. we need action

[RhinoinMN]

the time for jokes has passed, little kid. we need action

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[Misteriosa]

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why do those guys have the guido pucker faces?

[Marc with a c]

why do those guys have the guido pucker faces?

oooohh. theme party!

christmas in seaside.

[angrymissy]

why do those guys have the guido pucker faces?

Holy shit, I think you may have discovered the origin of the guido kissyface.... and make up

[underdog]

fine.


will you be there if I do?

Hopefully. My company's christmas party is the night before in Manhattan, so I'm trying to get them to get a hotel for me.

[hammersavage]

Hopefully. My company's christmas party is the night before in Manhattan, so I'm trying to get them to get a hotel for me.

feeling lucky ;)

[JohnCharles]

Fuck this.

I'll plan it.

Motor City on Ludlow!

Who's in?!

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

christmas in seaside.

x2 :thumbup::drunk:

[Lady Resin]

fuck this. i'm going to the twitter party instead.

They only allow 140 people in. RSVP ASAP!:tongue:

[disneyspy]

THERES A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED!


seriously,plan this thing,ive already lost half my flex airline flights

[zildjian361]

NYC so Ron& Fez will Show up like last year.:smoke::drunk:

[Hottub]

They only allow 140 people in. RSVP ASAP!:tongue:


HAHA!!

LOTD!!!!

NYC so Ron& Fez will Show up like last year.:smoke::drunk:

Like the innocence of a child waiting for Santa.:down:

Well, at least you are buying, brother.

[Dash77]

Don't JustJon, MikeyBoy and Hottub plan thing thing ???? maybe that's when Mikey Boy will lay waste to all who have turned against him and start the takeover...

[~Katja~]

someone better get moving on this, I switched weekends so I have this one free before my parents come to visit for the holidays.
Jon put the damn droid down and come through on your promises.

[Hottub]

I'll be at Tommy Fox's if y'all wanna join me.

[IamFogHat]

Can't wait! My chick and I will be there in the flesh.
No one will care, but it will be part of reality of our universe and existence that we experience.

[drusilla]

he's working on it according to my twitter spy

[~Katja~]

he's working on it according to my twitter spy
mikeyboy told us the same earlier, I am just glad he keeps his own messageboard in the loop...

[Marc with a c]

mikeyboy told us the same earlier, I am just glad he keeps his own messageboard in the loop...

mikey has a messageboard?

[~Katja~]

mikey has a messageboard?
the comment was directed at Jon

[Marc with a c]

the comment was directed at Jon

if a post happens in the woods and nobody is there to see it...

[Hottub]

Senuna's.
It's on Main St.

[~Katja~]

if a post happens in the woods and nobody is there to see it...
it still makes a tweet

[joethebartender]

I say Slattery's on 36th bet. 5th and mad. Private upstairs room. Give me a date and I'll see what I can do...
this is upstairs:
http://slatterysmidtownpub.com/imgs/smp18.jpg

[Gmann]

The Iron Horse
32 Cliff Street between Fulton St. and John St. by South Street Seaport.

http://www.ironhorsenyc.com/


Stripper Poles on each end of the bar.....Swing from the ceiling.... EVERYTHING THE HOLIDAYS CALL FOR!!!

[underdog]

I say Slattery's on 36th bet. 5th and mad. Private upstairs room. Give me a date and I'll see what I can do...
this is upstairs:
http://slatterysmidtownpub.com/imgs/smp18.jpg

December 12th is the date, I believe.

[angrymissy]

Dec 12th Jon is finalizing details according to what he told me on Twitter.

[Misteriosa]

i wish we didnt need a twitter liaison.. :down:

why cant he just post it here himself? :glurps:

[TheMojoPin]

Fuck TweetJon. I've got this thing covered.

[A.J.]

I'll be at Tommy Fox's if y'all wanna join me.

Find me a hotel nearby and I'll stay longer this time.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'll be at Tommy Fox's if y'all wanna join me.

You really have to get over your irrational fear of New York City...

[mikeyboy]

Fuck TweetJon. I've got this thing covered.

We're fucked now.

[~Katja~]

Dec 12th Jon is finalizing details according to what he told me on Twitter.
how long did it take him to get back to you? Cause my message to him on FB was ignored.

[TheMojoPin]

We're fucked now.

I'll be sure to have the bouncers memorize your photo with orders to mangle on sight.

[zildjian361]

I'll be at Tommy Fox's if y'all wanna join me.

Im there Johnny, even if it's just me and you. no homo:laugh::drunk::smoke:

[Hottub]

Find me a hotel nearby and I'll stay longer this time.

You can crash at my house.

[Snoogans]

You can crash at my house.

AJ, stay out of the basement

[disneyspy]

AJ, stay away from the complimentary beer and a roofie cocktail,i hear they tear your ass up

[MIKEYDAKEN]

AJ, stay away from the complimentary beer and a roofie cocktail,i hear they tear your ass up

it's not the booze that tears the ass but the hot tub.

[A.J.]

You can crash at my house.

Do I HAVE to put the lotion on my skin?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/foxylibrarian/gumb5.jpg

[sailor]

great, now it's in the slums of chicago?

[Marc with a c]

i want to be a bouncer for this thing so badly.

[mikeyboy]

great, now it's in the slums of chicago?

It will be Mojo standing at the door of some godforsaken crack den dive bar. Occasionally people will stop by asking if they are serving cupcakes at the party. Mojo will tell them no and they will walk away crestfallen. Mojo will feed off of their sadness and drink their tears like wine.

[GregoryJoseph]

Even if the party WAS in Chicago Mojo wouldn't attend.

He's the Hottub of the Midwest.

[IMSlacker]

It will be Mojo standing at the door of some godforsaken crack den dive bar. Occasionally people will stop by asking if they are serving cupcakes at the party. Mojo will tell them no and they will walk away crestfallen. Mojo will feed off of their sadness and drink their tears like wine.

This sounds like the best Christmas party ever. I wish I could make it.

[hammersavage]

i want to be a bouncer for this thing so badly.

an 85 pound bouncer?

[iSpider]

an 85 pound bouncer?

It's too soon to make "Swayze" jokes...

[hammersavage]

Marc's a cooler alright. But he's no Dalton

[~Katja~]

great, now it's in the slums of chicago?
no, it will be held in Rio, Brazilian Julie won the bit for the party

[Don Stugots]

You really have to get over your irrational fear of New York City...

he does. he wont even come to someone'e house for a BBQ if it means leaving the State.

[underdog]

he does. he wont even come to someone'e house for a BBQ if it means leaving the State.

He's afraid of realizing how bad NJ sucks if he leaves it.

[TheMojoPin]

It will be Mojo standing at the door of some godforsaken crack den dive bar. Occasionally people will stop by asking if they are serving cupcakes at the party. Mojo will tell them no and they will walk away crestfallen. Mojo will feed off of their sadness and drink their tears like wine.

That sounds glorious.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Even if the party WAS in Chicago Mojo wouldn't attend.

He's the Hottub of the Midwest.

The Hottub of Jersey is bad enough...

[TheMojoPin]

He's the Hottub of the Midwest.

How dare you.

You're the sailor of everywhere sailor isn't.

[Marc with a c]

How dare you.

You're the sailor of everywhere where sailor isn't.

oh my.

[Tenbatsuzen]

How dare you.

You're the sailor of everywhere where sailor isn't.

On the bright side, Hottub cheers for a winning baseball team.

[IMSlacker]

On the bright side, Hottub cheers for a winning baseball team.

But, will never see them in person. So sad.

[Tenbatsuzen]

But, will never see them in person. So sad.

In fairness, you've never seen a winning baseball team in person either.

[A.J.]

an 85 pound bouncer?

I'm available.

[RhinoinMN]

I'll send a message.

[HypnoDude]

I am not gonna bring a cake that's for sure...lol..we know what happened last time I did that.

I say we talk R&F into having me do a hypnosis show!!!

[NewYorkDragons80]

Dec 12th Jon is finalizing details according to what he told me on Twitter.

Damn. I was hoping this year would be my first RF.net party, but I fly in from Japan on the 17th. Oh well, looks like it's sodomy by way of Mojo and his bouncers for me.