Injuries you have sustained doing stupid shit

[sr71blackbird]

When I was a kid, I I was challenged to lift a heavy slate block off the top of our stoop, and I lifted it a few inches, then lost my grip and dropped the block - onto my dick!

What have you done that's hurt you while doing something stupid?

[earthbrown]

i needed 8 stitches to close a flap on my pinky, that I got opening a sam adams bottle.

I used a lighter, and the top rim came off and left a jagged rim....

I strained and drank the beer.


K

[SatCam]

At work I thought it would be time saving to throw a 24lb case of epsom salt into a storage rack about 8ft off the ground instead of climbing onto the ladder that was right in front of me. It kindve just bounced off and my first (dumb) reaction was to break the fall with my hands so it didnt split open (again laziness). It ended up crushing three of my fingers when my hand got sandwiched between the case and the top step of the ladder. Moral of the story: store epsom salt on the bottom shelf

[jauble]

At work I thought it would be time saving to throw a 24lb case of epsom salt into a storage rack about 8ft off the ground instead of climbing onto the ladder that was right in front of me. It kindve just bounced off and my first (dumb) reaction was to break the fall with my hands so it didnt split open (again laziness). It ended up crushing three of my fingers when my hand got sandwiched between the case and the top step of the ladder. Moral of the story: store epsom salt on the bottom shelf

Fuck that my friend.

[brettmojo]

I was pulling pallets off a trailer with a power jack and I tried to turn a pallet around in the trailer. I had my right pinky hanging off to the side of the handle. I pinned it between the wall of the trailer and the handle ripping the tip almost off and sending blood squirting 6 feet across the wall of the trailer. It took a eight stitches to seal/reattach.

[PapaBear]

The only thing that got injured was my pride, but...

About 20 years ago, at my best friend's outdoor wedding, some of my buddies and I stepped into the woods to burn a few joints. On our way back, we had to step over a stream. I have no idea what I had planned. I just know I said, "Hey guys, watch this. It's going to be funny as shit!"

I did some weird jumping twisting thing, and ended up sitting in the stream with my legs out straight in front of me, and water up to my chest. They said, "Thanks for the warning. You're right. It's funny as shit." My date showed up later. She asked the groom's mother where I was. She just pointed at me... sitting by the bonfire... steaming like I was on fire.

[Suspect Chin]

I tried to backflip off a beer keg insulator (essentially a plastic 55 gallon drum lined with foam) turned upside down when I was about 12. Right about when my feet hit the ground, my forehead hit the corner of the insulator, knocked me out and gave me a concussion.

[joethebartender]

It only took a simple "chicken wing" of a push to send me falling. I was on a ski slope, stopped, I said somthing stupid to my friend, and ended up dislocating my thumb (bad enough for a cast). The mother fucker is now arthritic and still hurts to this day!

[underdog]

I once got knocked the fuck out in the middle of a football field in front of a national audience because I thought it would be funny to taunt the other team's running back.

[razorboy]

This thread should be retitled scholarships you have lost doing stupid shit.

[joethebartender]

I once got knocked the fuck out in the middle of a football field in front of a national audience because I thought it would be funny to taunt the other team's running back.

If you call that a KO...We should box. Sucker punch from a chimp animal loser.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I put my tongue on a battery. I can't remember the class or voltage-- it's the kind that "snaps" on.

I put my tongue on it and it ZINGED me. I was 4 and DONE with stupid shit.

Little did I know that that's the way you test a battery.

EDIT: Not a lot of chicks will respond to this thread.

[PapaBear]

Come on, Fuzzy. EVERYONE has done that! BTW... It's a 9 volt battery. Be sure to check your smoke alarms every six months when the time changes!:king:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Come on, Fuzzy. EVERYONE has done that! BTW... It's a 9 volt battery. Be sure to check your smoke alarms every six months when the time changes!:king:

THANKS!!! I only put the batteries in the smoke detector when there's a JCFD inspection.

I also pay into life insurance.

Life is a gamble.

[Crossweird]

Come on, Fuzzy. EVERYONE has done that! BTW... It's a 9 volt battery. Be sure to check your smoke alarms every six months when the time changes!:king:

I think the only uses I've had for those batteries are smoke alarms and this thing:

http://website.lineone.net/~lineup/st-companies/calcpics/Little%20Professor-dg.jpg

[mikeyboy]

I think the only uses I've had for those batteries are smoke alarms and this thing:

http://website.lineone.net/~lineup/st-companies/calcpics/Little%20Professor-dg.jpg

this too

http://www.ssagsg.org/LearningSpace/EntertainmentGaming/Images/Mattel-Football.jpg

[Crossweird]

this too

http://www.ssagsg.org/LearningSpace/EntertainmentGaming/Images/Mattel-Football.jpg

I wasn't that athletic.

[El Mudo]

I went to "palm" a small box of tapes at work like a basketball and heard a "pop" in my hand...my ring finger is now bent at weird angle, almost like Anthony Munoz' (but with no pain)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m2NqMpgvit4/R6CUrnP60vI/AAAAAAAAE5c/MJ5aA7tvezk/s400/munoz-758333.jpg

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0208/radio_mikenmikesb07_500.jpg

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Electrocuted somewhere between 4-6 years old. Also ran head long into a heavy iron gate (like an iron gate in front of a mansion) and cuncussed. The gate was ringing though.

[TripleSkeet]

When I was 22 I was at the Bartenders Expo in the Florida Keys and made it out to the sandbar for a boat party. If youve never been there its amazing, just everyone drinking their faces off, girls walking around naked...just incredible. So I somehow get these guys to let me on their 2 story party boat and am sitting their drinking when I decide its a good idea to jump off....into about 2 feet of water.

My ankle swelled like a balloon but there were no breaks. Then I sliced my hand on something when trying to get back into the boat. At this point I decided I needed to go back to shore but couldnt get a ride, so I tried to swim the 2 miles back. About halfway there Im swallowing water and just cant move, so I start to float. At that point Im yanked onto a boat by the Coast Guard and screamed at for being an idiot.

Apparently my hand was gushing blood and May is Bull Shark breeding season in Florida. The guy told me if I knew how many sharks were swimming around me I wouldve shit my pants right there. I think it was a record for me for stupid decisions in one day. I wound up with an ankle I coud barely walk on and a hand sliced up in about 30 places.

[Patient zer0]

I was bangin my chick, now ex. All wasted one night and I was just goin at it and my dick slipped out and I slammed it into her taint area and kinda like mikey d. My dick hit the taint and all my force bent my dick either forward or downward, and I screamed like a rape victim.

Next day my balls were black and blue and the size of a grapefruit.

I had to lay on the couch for 2 days in tighty whities with frozen peas on my sack

[IamFogHat]

Mine's not a huge deal but a few years ago I jumped into the back of my friend's dad's convertible Dukes of Hazard style and he closed the door on my pinky finger. I bled like a mother fucker and when I went to the doctor the next day it turned out I got a permanently dented and chipped bone and my finger is slightly bent now. I also have a wicked scar.

[Aggie]

I got whiplash from this damn thing in college. When it whipped me back I landed upside down on my head. Couldn't turn my neck for a week.

http://www.partyusa.com/images/bungee.jpg

[underdog]

I have a large chunk of the bottom of my left arm missing because I leaped into my buddy's Supra years ago when we were stealing street signs, and he took off before I was all the way down. The targa top bolt just stabbed me in my arm.

[STC-Dub]

I dislocated my knee throwing a Frisbee once.

[GregoryJoseph]

I played hockey once without wearing a cup.

ONCE.

[danlaroe]

while working in a grocery distrubitor we would destroy products for fun. one time like the genius i am i jumped on a bottle of dish detergent and it exploded into my eyes. i got chemical burns on both corneas and had to lie to the bosses about the whereabouts of the incident so i didnt have to take a drug test. had to wear a patch for a week and sunglasses. picked 330 cases an hour the next day blind. no idea if they were the proper items on the order.

[danlaroe]

I once got knocked the fuck out in the middle of a football field in front of a national audience because I thought it would be funny to taunt the other team's running back.

well played man. you got right up though. i remember a story by opie about getting knocked out in a game of basketball after uttering the n word to compliment a play. could you imagine that lovable ginger lying prone in the middle of a court like that. i shudder

[Crossweird]

I dislocated my knee throwing a Frisbee once.

You're totally not throwing right.

[boosterp]

Damn I got a ton of them.

I nearly died and likely just broke my tailbone when I was standing to close to a ledge in the mountains of Colorado, slipped on some ice, and went over. I landed ass first on a smaller ledge 6ft down. If not for that ledge it was around 100 meters to the pavement below. Of course there might of been a small amount of alcohol consumed but my black and blue ass and numbing feeling was not much for me to laugh at the following weeks.

[hyperspace]

groin pull after an s&m session

[SHANEFROMGA]

when i was in 6th grade my older cousin and his friend talked me into letting them suplex me when we were playing wwf in the front yard of the friends house. sure enough i was at the med-stop latter that nite with a fractured collar bone.

[ScottFromGA]

when i was in 6th grade my older cousin and his friend talked me into letting them suplex me when we were playing wwf in the front yard of the friends house. sure enough i was at the med-stop latter that nite with a fractured collar bone.

you told this story instead of the safety pin through your sack story?

wtf?

[mikeyboy]

you told this story instead of the safety pin through your sack story?

wtf?

:eek: :blink:

[SHANEFROMGA]

[QUOTE=ScottFromGA;2483913]you told this story instead of the safety pin through your sack story?

wtf?[/QUOTE
that story is for a more sexified thread.

[ScottFromGA]

tell it.

[mikeyboy]

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Creatures_and_Cartoons/Smiles/Blue_nods.gif

[JohnCharles]

Torn rotator cuff which ended up being completely detached on one end.

Led to a complete reconstruction of a shoulder.

The incident - wrestling on snow/ice.

However, it was fucked up well before that.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

can massive sleep deprivation due to stupid choices count?

[topless_mike]

ya'll a bunch of dumb mother fuckers.