"Keep Fucking that Chicken"

[mikeyboy]

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[Big_Joe]

This guy comes into my office all the time. I should give him shit the next time I see him.

[Misteriosa]

he'll probably have heard so much about it by the next time you see him that he'll prob punch you or something :o

[A.J.]

That doesn't even make any sense.

[Big_Joe]

he'll probably have heard so much about it by the next time you see him that he'll prob punch you or something :o

well then I'll get him for everything he's worth. ;)

[lleeder]

That doesn't even make any sense.

I think it was a slam on the other guy for calling him a tender man. So he turned it back on him and called him a chicken fucker.

[Misteriosa]

well then I'll get him for everything he's worth. ;)

i can respect that... :tongue:

[Doctor Z]

Who's the chick next to Ernie? She's very fuckable.

[Jujubees2]

Who's the chick next to Ernie? She's very fuckable.

and her reaction was great.

[A.J.]

I think it was a slam on the other guy for calling him a tender man. So he turned it back on him and called him a chicken fucker.

Yeah, but all the other guy said was "I guess that's me". Anastos made the "tough guy/tender forecast" remark first.

[lleeder]

Dari Alexander

[Enabler]

if Tiki Barber got away with blatantly saying "total medal cunt" during the olympics, ol' Ernie will slide on this too. I guess the trick is to make sure the profanity youre using on live tv sounds like something else.

[Furtherman]

I don't get it either, but that is hilarious.

[Doctor Z]

and her reaction was great.

I hope that's what her O-Face looks like.

[Dell]

the lady's reaction was priceless...:lol:

[Matty Fridays]

+1 for plucking vs. fucking, and then +10 for the sexual harrasment on the end of the clip.

[Furtherman]

Just now, at the same point in the broadcast as last night, Ernie said "Just a note, I misspoke on the newscast last night and I apologize to anyone who was offended." Then right to commercial. Quick fix, I guess. Keep fucking that chicken Ernie!

[Landblast]

Just now, at the same point in the broadcast as last night, Ernie said "Just a note, I misspoke on the newscast last night and I apologize to anyone who was offended." Then right to commercial. Quick fix, I guess. Keep fucking that chicken Ernie!

:laugh:

[PD]

"Keep fucking that chicken"

now John Stewart's sign off!

[Devo37]

i think the FCC should conduct a 5 year investigation into this.

i prefer my newscasts to show video clips of violence, explosions, car crashes, bloody victims, sheet-covered corpes, war, sports brawls, and weather forecasts. but salty language is an outrage i just won't tolerate!!! what kind of sickos are they?!?!?

[PD]

i didn't even know that previously Anastos said

"our web site, myfox.cock"

[KnoxHarrington]

i didn't even know that previously Anastos said

"our web site, myfox.cock"

My favorite slip of his was when he meant to say "We'll be right back after this word," but he accidentally said "Holy shit, do I love 9 year old cock."

Well, they sound a lot alike. It's understandable.

[SinA]

pretty obvious joke, but...
http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/e/4/2/6/MTV_TRL_With_77e3.jpg

[Fallon]

"Keep fucking that chicken"

now John Stewart's sign off!
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[angrymissy]

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I saw that in studio last night, the first thing my sister said when we were walking in to sit down was "I wonder if they're going to reference the chicken fucking thing".

[lleeder]

FUCK Dat Chicken
FUCK Dat Chicken
FUCK Dat Chicken
(yeah)
We Gone FUCK Dat Chicken
FUCK Dat Chicken
FUCK Dat Chicken
(You Hear Me?)

Everybody Want A Fuck of My Chicken
Southern Fried Chicken
Finger Lickin'
(You Hear Me) [x4]

I Got A Pan
I Got A Plan
Imma Fuck Dis Chicken In My Hand

[KnoxHarrington]

Here was the opening of Pardon the Interruption today:

Bob Ryan (in for Wilbon): "Tony, what are you doing this weekend?"

TK: "Well, I was going to spend some time with my chicken, but Ernie Arnastos took it."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[IamFogHat]

This is like Mikeyboy's new 'Boom goes the dynamite.'

[TooLowBrow]

My brother listened to it once and noticed that what Ernie says first is, 'It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast.'

Which seems to be a play on Frank Perdue's, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken."

So I guess that's where the chicken part comes from.

Why mention fucking the chicken (or forecast)? I don't know.

[sr71blackbird]

It was such a fast banter, I don't think the he cursed, and I think the girls reaction made it seem like he cursed. If anything, he said "pluck" and not "fuck".

[PapaBear]

My brother listened to it once and noticed that what Ernie says first is, 'It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast.'

Which seems to be a play on Frank Perdue's, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken."

So I guess that's where the chicken part comes from.

Why mention fucking the chicken (or forecast)? I don't know.
He meant to say "plucking".

It was such a fast banter, I don't think the he cursed, and I think the girls reaction made it seem like he cursed. If anything, he said "pluck" and not "fuck".
Then, why did he apologize the next day?

[TooLowBrow]

He meant to say "plucking".



so he makes the tough guy/ tender forecast line, then says 'keep plucking that chicken' chicken meaning the forecast

is that like a 'you keep doing what you do' (keep plugging away) line?

thatd make sense, but right after he says it he gives off a big 'im funny' laugh

[PapaBear]

so he makes the tough guy/ tender forecast line, then says 'keep plucking that chicken' chicken meaning the forecast

is that like a 'you keep doing what you do' (keep plugging away) line?

thatd make sense, but right after he says it he gives off a big 'im funny' laugh
The slogan for Purdue Chicken is, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken". I guess the reporter thought he was being funny by "trying" to say, "keep plucking that chicken", because he got the "joke".

[Furtherman]

The trend continues over at FOX 5! (http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=2c0e3f31-3364-4300-949d-0339ddbe2692)

[Doctor Z]

Wow... that was all sorts of uncomfortable.

I wonder how many Xanax she popped before going on the air.

[Gutter]

watching the news is uncomfortable as it is.....when they do shit like that its just baffling. seems like that other reporter chick really wants that anchor job tho since she asked Rosanna to repeat herself.

i love that the most clueless people on the planet are the ones that give us our news.

[Misteriosa]

holy hell...

here is the video if you cant get to it thru the link

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[disneyspy]

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[jennysmurf]

Soy jizzum? Yikes!:blink:

[Furtherman]

This is one of my favorites:

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[TimTimSalabim]

I'll bet she's a fun date.

[StanUpshaw]

How fucking hot is that doctor?
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3743/largepinktieparty083.jpg

Cock! Cock! Grandma! Jism! Cock!

[Dell]

holy hell...

here is the video if you cant get to it thru the link

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WOW...is there another meaning for that word?..that's unbelievable...:laugh:

[hammersavage]

we got any soy jism back there Earl?

[Dell]

How fucking hot is that doctor?
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3743/largepinktieparty083.jpg


extremely...http://ronfezv3.com/forums/images/smilies/hot.gif

[StanUpshaw]

WOW...is there another meaning for that word?..that's unbelievable...:laugh:

Nope, just cum. And it's never even been a medical term, always slang.

[TimTimSalabim]

O&A are gonna have fun with this tomorrow.

[Dell]

O&A are gonna have fun with this tomorrow.

yeah...five seconds on this topic and then quickly to "gay acts for the interns" or "race talk" (depending on whether Opie or Ant take the lead)...

[Judge Smails]

http://www.bookmice.net/darkchilde/japan/japan/natto.jpg


You got your jizz in my soy beans!

You got your soy beans in my jizz!






http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/11a.jpg


Mmmmmmmm! Two great tastes that taste great together . . . Soy Jizzum.

(from the makers of Smegma Soy Milk)

[TimTimSalabim]

Meredith Vieira wants to join the party now...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/30/meredith-vieira-says-oh-s_n_558337.html

[underdog]

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[jennysmurf]

Yikes! Enjoying the penis? Really?

[Chigworthy]

Yikes! Enjoying the penis? Really?

The blonde looked like she got attacked by Black Cock Helicopters.