Another crack on doc's terrible response time

[lleeder]

whats the best way to kill myself? knife? pills? train? I've had enough. I hope your response reaches me before an inefficient way does.

[PD]

whats the best way to kill myself? knife? pills? train? I've had enough. I hope your response reaches me before an inefficient way does.
is this gonna happen before or after the family feud?

[earthbrown]

whats the best way to kill myself? knife? pills? train? I've had enough. I hope your response reaches me before an inefficient way does.


train, get a bottle of your favorite liquor, bose noise canceling headset, and an mp3 player full of classic rock hits. Sit on the tracks, indian style, and you will soon be carried into the great beyond. Assuming the train is running that day.


K

[Dr Steve]

whats the best way to kill myself? knife? pills? train? I've had enough. I hope your response reaches me before an inefficient way does.

Ok, ok, I know what this post is about...since I take so long to answer questions on here, a cry for help would go unanswered until it was too late. I get it! I stink as a moderator.

Although I'd love to pass this off as a very appropriate stick in my eye, my professionalism requires that I tell you several things:

1) If you are thinking of hurting yourself, don't. Instead call 911 or go immediately to your nearest emergency room and tell them what you told me. They will help you without judging you. The vast, vast majority of people who were once suicidal but got help are glad they did and glad they didn't succeed in killing themselves.


2) if you are thinking of hurting yourself and are seeking help, a forum with a slack moderator on a comedy-radio-show fan site is probably not the best place to seek it. :smile:

3) let us know that you're ok. you can email me directly at drsteve202 at gmail dot com


your friend,



steve

[KC2OSO]

/fail/



Ronnie style WOW.

[FrogSlayer]

I thought the whole gist was sarcasm.

[Dr Steve]

/fail/



Ronnie style WOW.


wait, /fail/ who? me? lleeder? this whole forum? :smile:?