How do you button your shirt?

[sr71blackbird]

So you start buttoning at the top and go down (like me)
or do you start from the bottom and button up?

[Bob Impact]

Top down is the way to be.

[Snoogans]

does anyone button from the bottom up? it doesnt even make sense.


Are you on drugs or something? Why do you think about this shit?

[Furtherman]

Who starts from the bottom?

[BlackSpider]

Buttons...?
Why would I need buttons on a shirt...? It makes no sense...

[Misteriosa]

i start from the middle...

[JohnCharles]

Bottom up.

But, only with polos.

Otherwise, top down.

[Hottub]

Not starting at the top is a sign of mental instability.

[~Katja~]

i start from the middle...
yupp, we do too.

[GregoryJoseph]

i start from the middle...

Same here. Middle down while the shirt is on a hanger, then put it on like a pullover.

[JohnCharles]

Middle?

Pick a side!

[TwizzlesMcNasty]

Start in middle and go down then return to middle and go up.

[Devo37]

(assuming this is for wearing a shirt and tie, otherwise i don't wear button down shirts)

start in the middle and work up, but not the top button, then from the middle down and tuck the shirt into the pants. top button gets buttoned right before the tie goes on.

[SatCam]

i dunno my mom usually does it for me

[Hottub]

i start from the middle...

yupp, we do too.

Same here. Middle down while the shirt is on a hanger, then put it on like a pullover.

Start in middle and go down then return to middle and go up.

You are all certifiable!!

[BlackSpider]

I number my buttons 1 through 6 from the top down,
Then I follow the cylinder firing order for whatever vehicle I'm driving, and button them accordingly ...

[IamFogHat]

Top to bottom, what am I, a fuckin' animal?

[sr71blackbird]

Holy shit! I just asked my friend this question and he goes from the top down too, but then he asked me a question:
When you are putting on your pants, do you pull them up and then thread your belt? Or do you thread your belt through the loops and then pull up the pants? I said I thread the belt and he went nuts! So does he!

From what I just read about the shirt button thing, apparently the majority of the world buttons from the bottom up. It might be the reason for the expression "button up".

I am curious how the women button their shirts/blouses.

[Misteriosa]

I am curious how the women button their shirts/blouses.

hopefully, its not with their gnarled feet.. :dry:

[TheMojoPin]

Anything other than top down is a clear sign of mental instability.

[GregoryJoseph]

Not starting at the top is a sign of mental instability.

Anything other than top down is a clear sign of mental instability.

Hmmm...

[epo]

Same here. Middle down while the shirt is on a hanger, then put it on like a pullover.

Middle?

Pick a side!

PICK A SIDE, YA DAMNED HIPPIE!

[sr71blackbird]

Hmmm...

X2

[BlackSpider]

Not starting at the top is a sign of mental instability.

Anything other than top down is a clear sign of mental instability.

Hmmm...


The quoted posts prove they're both right...

[Marc with a c]

great thread.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i start at the base and work to the collar. am i doing it wrong???

[Hottub]

i start at the base and work to the collar. am i doing it wrong???

Yes.

[sr71blackbird]

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Uh....

Are you trying to derail your own thread?

[BlackSpider]

Uh....

Are you trying to derail your own thread?

Are you trying to moderate...?

[mikeyboy]

Are you trying to moderate...?

I hope not.

[hammersavage]

Cut it out, guys

[epo]

Cut it out, guys

Shut up.

[BlackSpider]

Cut it out, guys

hammerhole...

[mikeyboy]

Cut it out, guys

offensive.

[red_red_red]

Holy shit! I just asked my friend this question and he goes from the top down too, but then he asked me a question:
When you are putting on your pants, do you pull them up and then thread your belt? Or do you thread your belt through the loops and then pull up the pants? I said I thread the belt and he went nuts! So does he!

From what I just read about the shirt button thing, apparently the majority of the world buttons from the bottom up. It might be the reason for the expression "button up".

I am curious how the women button their shirts/blouses.
ewwwww...the men i know never talk about shit like this.
why would you care how women dress, unless ya wanna be one?

[~Katja~]

Cut it out, guys
poor man's mikeyboy

[hammersavage]

Enough with the shenanigans, fellas

[Drunky McBetidont]

Yes.

dammit. i knew it

[~Katja~]

You are all certifiable!!
I just got my first US degree. Will add this to my resume right away.

[red_red_red]

Cut it out, guys
ok..consider me chastened

[Marc with a c]

i still think the mr. belding is the way to go hammer.

[SatCam]

I didnt even know you could thread a belt when you werent wearing it

[TheMojoPin]

I didnt even know you could thread a belt when you werent wearing it

Yeah, it seems like such a silly thing would be a silly waste of time for sillyheads.

[mikeyboy]

Holy shit! I just asked my friend this question and he goes from the top down too, but then he asked me a question:
When you are putting on your pants, do you pull them up and then thread your belt? Or do you thread your belt through the loops and then pull up the pants? I said I thread the belt and he went nuts! So does he!

From what I just read about the shirt button thing, apparently the majority of the world buttons from the bottom up. It might be the reason for the expression "button up".

I am curious how the women button their shirts/blouses.

Do you put your wallet and keys in the pockets of your pants before you put them on too?

[hammersavage]

what is going on in here?

[mikeyboy]

Can it!

[TheMojoPin]

Do you put your wallet and keys in the pockets of your pants before you put them on too?

He never forgets to put his shoes on before his pants.

He also gets dressed before he showers.

[BlackSpider]

The winner of this thread gets a button-down shirt...

[hammersavage]

sometimes, I like to put the bottom of my shirt in the pants before I put them on. I'll also put the bottom of the pants in my empty shoes.

[GregoryJoseph]

Do you go sock-sock shoe-shoe or sock-shoe sock-shoe?

[Marc with a c]

Do you put your wallet and keys in the pockets of your pants before you put them on too?

i miss judge smails and his pants over shoes trick.

[red_red_red]

He never forgets to put his shoes on before his pants.

He also gets dressed before he showers.
i hate you for making me laugh like that

[BlackSpider]

I always poo before I get up in the morning...

[jauble]

What is wrong with you savages? You button up a shirt not tighten a bib.

[BlackSpider]

Do you go sock-sock shoe-shoe or sock-shoe sock-shoe?

That's a great topic for a new thread...

[mikeyboy]

Do you go sock-sock shoe-shoe or sock-shoe sock-shoe?

sock-sock-shoe-shoe.

sock-shoe-sock-shoe people are mental patients.

[red_red_red]

I always poo before I get up in the morning...
:blink: west milly tom, is that you?

[Hottub]

Enough with the shenanigans, fellas

Whoa!
He's the full, hot order!

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[sr71blackbird]

I thread the belt through the loops as I am getting the clothes ready, and I clip my knife into the pocket. I fold the pants flat, and place the shirt on that I will wear on top of the pants, folded flat too. Then, I place an under shirt on top of that, and top that with my socks and underwear for the next day. This way, I have a nice neat arranged bundle ready to spring into when I am getting ready the next day. It saves me a huge amount of time and decision making in the morning.
The knife is optional, but I am Italian, and a nice big sharp easy to access knife is par for the course.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a194/csgraves/Blades/Endura20040823.jpg

[sr71blackbird]

I am sock sock, then T shirt, then underwear, then pants, then shirt, and then shoes.

[TheMojoPin]

OK, psycho.

Do you then kiss all the heads in your freezer good night before lights out?

[SatCam]

I go shoe sock shoe sock

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

sometimes, I like to put the bottom of my shirt in the pants before I put them on. I'll also put the bottom of the pants in my empty shoes.

Wow, you're just a model of efficiency.

[mikeyboy]

I am sock sock, then T shirt, then underwear, then pants, then shirt, and then shoes.

Someday someone is going to walk in on you between steps 3 and 4 and think you're a maniac.

[red_red_red]

I am sock sock, then T shirt, then underwear, then pants, then shirt, and then shoes.
socks first, those feet must be really clean, eh?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I am sock sock, then T shirt, then underwear, then pants, then shirt, and then shoes.

You are fuccin with my OCDs in the worst way.

[~Katja~]

socks first, those feet must be really clean, eh?
or stubbly fat ugly toes

[sr71blackbird]

socks first, those feet must be really clean, eh?

Methinks Red Red Red had Fred Flintstone feet

[sr71blackbird]

Katja must have nice feet, because she is German. Germans are known for their nice feets

[Dell]

Do you go sock-sock shoe-shoe or sock-shoe sock-shoe?

classic episode of All in the Family...Archie was a hard sock-sock-shoe-shoe and Meathead was a sock-shoe-sock-shoe...yes...I'm old as dirt...

[red_red_red]

Methinks Red Red Red had Fred Flintstone feet
me thinks you are needing a stay @ 4 winds
i don't button shirts, i unbutton them
:laugh:
topical

[GregoryJoseph]

classic episode of All in the Family...Archie was a hard sock-sock-shoe-shoe and Meathead was a sock-shoe-sock-shoe...yes...I'm old as dirt...

Ha!

I knew SOMEONE would catch it!

[FrogSlayer]

I don't have hands..... you guys are all ASSHOLES
fuckin buttoners

[Enabler]

The only way to button a shirt is top to bottom.

The only way to dress is; underwear, socks, shirt, pants, shoes.

[weekapaugjz]

I thread the belt through the loops as I am getting the clothes ready, and I clip my knife into the pocket. I fold the pants flat, and place the shirt on that I will wear on top of the pants, folded flat too. Then, I place an under shirt on top of that, and top that with my socks and underwear for the next day. This way, I have a nice neat arranged bundle ready to spring into when I am getting ready the next day. It saves me a huge amount of time and decision making in the morning.
The knife is optional, but I am Italian, and a nice big sharp easy to access knife is par for the course.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a194/csgraves/Blades/Endura20040823.jpg

and that's a problem you just can't change.

[red_red_red]

i button my shirts with my toes...my uncovered, unclean toes :happy:

[Hottub]

Why would I possibly button my shirt?

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[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Germans are known for their nice feets

You're thinking of the German saying, but you're confusing the German word for feet with the German word for standard military issue combat boots.
It's an easy mistake to make.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i button my shirts with my toes...my uncovered, unclean toes :happy:

I guess injuns were never learned how to wear shoes.

Why would I possibly button my shirt?

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You ain't got abs like me!!! :furious:

I challenge you to a crunch-off.

[Dell]

You ain't got abs like me!!! :furious:

I challenge you to a crunch-off.

nor me...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NH2NCPdZyN0/Se8CC2iyISI/AAAAAAAAA6U/BJqvo9CtUks/s400/beerbelly.jpeg

let's crunch...

[Hottub]

I guess injuns were never learned how to wear shoes.



You ain't got abs like me!!! :furious:

I challenge you to a crunch-off.

Bring it, bitch!
I'm twice your age and will still crush you.

[jauble]

The only way to button a shirt is top to bottom.

The only way to dress is; underwear, socks, shirt, pants, shoes.

crazy talk...do you zipper down as well?

[red_red_red]

I guess injuns were never learned how to wear shoes.

.
well since we're being racist and all i guess black ppl never learned how to earn a paycheck



FACE

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Bring it, bitch!
I'm twice your age and will still crush you.

I ain't talkin about no pussy crunches. I'm talking about decline crunches, starting with a plate on your chest.

well since we're being racist and all i guess black ppl never learned how to earn a paycheck



FACE


Pay. . .check? I don't get it, what is that? :thumbup:

[red_red_red]

I ain't talkin about no pussy crunches. I'm talking about decline crunches, starting with a plate on your chest.



Pay. . .check? I don't get it, what is that? :thumbup:
:laugh: and :wub:

[Enabler]

crazy talk...do you zipper down as well?

sometimes

[PapaBear]

I'm lazy. When I take the shirt off, I unbutton the top couple of buttons, and toss it in the wash. It's already mostly buttoned, the next time I wear it.

[sr71blackbird]

Me too!

[mikeyboy]

I'm lazy. When I take the shirt off, I unbutton the top couple of buttons, and toss it in the wash. It's already mostly buttoned, the next time I wear it.

I used to get yelled at by the people who laundered my shirts for that.

[PapaBear]

I used to get yelled at by the people who laundered my shirts for that.
Yeah, but you're a fancy man who hires people to do his menial labor.

[STC-Dub]

Top down.

[mikeyboy]

Yeah, but you're a fancy man who hires people to do his menial labor.

More out of necessity than anything else. Back before my place went with business casual and I was in the office everyday, I had to wear a suit every day. Cleaning and pressing dress shirts is a massive pain in the ass.

[RoseBlood]

I've never really thought about it, but I guess I start in the middle as well.

[Hottub]

Yeah, but you're a fancy man who hires people to do his menial labor.

Papa took the words right out of my mouth.

Mikey's got city hands. Soft hands. Counting money all his life!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I used to get yelled at by the people who laundered my shirts for that.

You mean the blacks, you racist.

[mikeyboy]

You mean the blacks, you racist.

Asians

[sr71blackbird]

I wouldn't start in the middle because I'd be pissed if I buttoned out of wack.

[sr71blackbird]

My friend just told me he sniffs his Q tips after he cleans his ears. Me too!

[mikeyboy]

My friend just told me he sniffs his Q tips after he cleans his ears. Me too!

Your friend is you. Admit it.

[FrogSlayer]

do you dutch oven yourself to?

[RoseBlood]

Cut it out, guys

Enough with the shenanigans, fellas

what is going on in here?

Meanwhile your forum turns to crap.. Quit fucking around little man!!!

remember Pogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84340)
remember Pugs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84341)
remember clogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84343)
remember blogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84334)
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[TheMojoPin]

Meanwhile your forum turns to crap.. Quit fucking around little man!!!

remember Pogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84340)
remember Pugs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84341)
remember clogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84343)
remember blogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84334)
remember Logs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84312)
Remember Rocks (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84224)
Fashion Fags (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84227)

Ouch.

He's hammersavaged the fuck out of his forum.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Meanwhile your forum turns to crap.. Quit fucking around little man!!!

remember Pogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84340)
remember Pugs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84341)
remember clogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84343)
remember blogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84334)
remember Logs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84312)
Remember Rocks (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84224)
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:wub: She don't play games.

[mikeyboy]

Meanwhile your forum turns to crap.. Quit fucking around little man!!!

remember Pogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84340)
remember Pugs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84341)
remember clogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84343)
remember blogs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84334)
remember Logs? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84312)
Remember Rocks (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84224)
Fashion Fags (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84227)

If it was me, I would have merged them all and changed the title to "Remember when I banned you for being an unoriginal douchebag?"

[~Katja~]

I used to get yelled at by the people who laundered my shirts for that.
what a sweet way of saying "my wife"

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

what a sweet way of saying "my wife"

Your confusing that with "the person who cleans the house"

[~Katja~]

Your confusing that with "the person who cleans the house"
damn, I need to get me a wifey

[jauble]

I am still thrown off by this. If you are wearing a tie do you all start with the very top thus cutting out all chances of fun that day or do you skip the top one and button down then only fix the top one as you put on the tie?

[TheMojoPin]

Whut.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

damn, I need to get me a wifey

One day Kat, that damn prop 8 was a setback, but one day.

[Fallon]

i start from the middle...

Me too.

Middle, bottom, top in that order.

[sailor]

without reading a single response, only a mad man would start from the bottom. i will generally work from the penultimate top button down, leaving the ultimate for last, if it is to be buttoned.

[sr71blackbird]

It seems outside of the US, the common way kids are taught is from the bottom up. Very weird and unexpected to me. I cannot imagine why anyone would do it from the middle, but I guess to each his own.

[TheMojoPin]

What the fudge are you talking about.

[IMSlacker]

without reading a single response, only a mad man would start from the bottom. i will generally work from the penultimate top button down, leaving the ultimate for last, if it is to be buttoned.

I start from the third button from the top (antepenultimate) down, then the second from the top, then the top button if I have to wear a tie, which is not often.

[strawberrypop]

The winner of this thread gets a button-down shirt...

HAHAHAHAHA

[Marc with a c]

it is called a button down, and i'm a stickler for the rules.

[sr71blackbird]

What about the expression "button up"?

[strawberrypop]

Nevermind...lame.

[A.J.]

"Buttons are proud and vain, not plain."

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