View Full Version : variations on a theme: penis size and breast size
Dude!
09-15-2009, 08:57 PM
this is not a medical issue; just a curiosity thing
how come penises and female breasts
vary widely in size
i have seen guys in locker rooms with
skinny 1 inch dicks and others with
almost a foot and thick
you could fit like 100 of the little dicks
in the big dicks
no ones ears are 100 times bigger than
anyone else's; nor are feet or noses or anything else
same principal applies to women's breasts
from tiny flat no-volume
to gigantic melons that reach to the waist
why are there these huge size variations
in penii and breasts, but not other parts
of the human body?
Dr Steve
10-12-2009, 06:43 PM
this is not a medical issue; just a curiosity thing
how come penises and female breasts
vary widely in size
i have seen guys in locker rooms with
skinny 1 inch dicks and others with
almost a foot and thick
you could fit like 100 of the little dicks
in the big dicks
no ones ears are 100 times bigger than
anyone else's; nor are feet or noses or anything else
same principal applies to women's breasts
from tiny flat no-volume
to gigantic melons that reach to the waist
why are there these huge size variations
in penii and breasts, but not other parts
of the human body?
Your question
is like a poem
with great philosophical
questions
regarding human existence
If I was worth a crap I'd try my hand
at kind of meter that the bard did write
iambic pentameter did his hand
inscribe
/freestyle/
it's true, hecate said, that different jugs
can carry different volumes
of fluid.
also true that different sausages contain
different mouthfuls of goodness.
"'tis genetic, nothing more" quoth the raven
honestly, both penises and breasts are basically soft tissue. So is the nose, another thing that varies a lot in size and shape. They're the only places that allow for much variation.
weekapaugjz
10-12-2009, 06:46 PM
are you feeling
a bit inadequate?
MC Pee Pants
10-12-2009, 09:16 PM
Can we measure everything in small penis's? I need 750 small penis's of gas to get to work.
razorboy
10-12-2009, 11:26 PM
are you feeling
a bit inadequate?
his breasts
must be
tiny.
IamFogHat
10-13-2009, 02:45 AM
Dude looooves the cock.
I think you're wrong though dude, I think everyone has vastly varied body parts.
What are you doing looking at penises in the locker room ?
instrument
10-13-2009, 03:35 AM
He called some dudes dick "thick"
That's kinda gay.
thepaulo
10-13-2009, 05:24 AM
I want my breasts to be smaller and my penis bigger.
Ocho Cinco
10-13-2009, 01:45 PM
He called some dudes dick "thick"
That's kinda gay.
if by kinda you mean 100% totally flaming then yes that statement is kinda gay
Kevin
10-13-2009, 01:50 PM
I want my breasts to be smaller and my penis bigger.
Ann Coulter wants the other way around
SouthSideJohnny
10-22-2009, 09:50 AM
He called some dudes dick "thick"
That's kinda racist.
if by kinda you mean 100% totally flaming then yes that statement is kinda racist
Fixed those for you per Dude's request in other thread.
west milly Tom
10-22-2009, 09:57 AM
I'm not sure but from what I can tell vaginas are different sizes too. And just like boobies we all have different preferences.
Suspect Chin
10-22-2009, 12:45 PM
This has to be up for Thread of the Year Award.
Don Stugots
10-22-2009, 01:29 PM
a gay thread and it was not started by Doug? wow, things have changed around here.
DolaMight
10-22-2009, 04:20 PM
fuck that, tits and penis's....
My big toe is so big it wears it's own shoe. Explain that, penile peeper.
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