R&F SiriusXM Listening Thread for 10/14/2009

[EliSnow]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6qgshajzltM/SVFeOgtM_gI/AAAAAAAAEVg/m3VhW--Y8r4/s1600/Denise_Milani_03.jpg



Help The American Cancer Society with Even The Slept. (Hats for mod) (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2530108#post2530108)

Dizziness, dry mouth, erection lasting more than 8 hours? Ask Dr. Steve. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)


Want to feel better about your horrid existence? Post your thoughts and help a kid. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84408)

Hear something you want to talk about on the show. Start a thread and let us all discuss it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

RonFez.net's Greatest Thread- Damn the kids are cute (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67067&highlight=Kids)


Call the show at: 866 RON 0 FEZ

[FrogSlayer]

mornin buddys

[FrogSlayer]

that red x is sexy.

[Misteriosa]

good morning buddays :bye:

[biggestmexi]

hiyo

[Dell]

morning buddays...still on the road & unable to participate...please post a lot for this sad sap...

[Misteriosa]

morning buddays...still on the road & unable to participate...please post a lot for this sad sap...

if i had a job that required me to be away from the comp often, i would def spring for the blackberry xm package :o

[EliSnow]

Today's song is "Water" by PJ Harvey.

[Servo]

let's get down to it.

[yojimbo7248]

Is this Applewhite talking? the guy in San Diego who lead the Haley Comet cult who killed themselves?

[Misteriosa]

showtime :happy:

[FrogSlayer]

that red x is sexy.

thank you much better

[Meataball23]

Morning buddays!!:bye:

[EliSnow]

Various Ichibans today:

Dow approaching 10K for first time in a while
Maria Schriver violates CA laws and holds cell phone while driving
Rhino has vag lips

[Misteriosa]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N1BFlCUFgwk/SIWfqYoTNjI/AAAAAAAAALw/wNL3fZUtW8c/S660/Lou+Albano.jpg

:glurps:

[FrogSlayer]

captain Lou Albano, I haven't heard that name in ages

[RhinoinMN]

Various Ichibans today:

Dow approaching 10K for first stime in a while
Maria Schriver violates CA and holds cell phone while driving
Rhino has vag lips

Be dialin!

[Meataball23]

I really liked what charlie davies brought to the nat'l team, thats a big loss - but at least hes okay

[Baby DEW Year]

Be dialin!

But everyone already knows you have vag lips!

[EliSnow]

Thank god, the statute of limitations on soap in the mouth has passed.

Or my brother would be reporting my mom right now.

[realmenhatelife]

I didn't get bar soap, my mom would rub liquid dish soap on my gums.


Oh shut up, Fez.

[Misteriosa]

i didnt get soap in the mouth, but i did get homemade hot sauce :sad:

and if we went by todays rules, my parents would so be in jail for child abuse.

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.flickstongue.com/Movie/Pics/soap_1.jpg

[FrogSlayer]

http://www.flickstongue.com/Movie/Pics/soap_1.jpg

the dreaded Lifeboy

[Meataball23]

I dont think I could disagree with Fez more about child discipline.

[RhinoinMN]

i didnt get soap in the mouth, but i did get homemade hot sauce :sad:

and if we went by todays rules, my parents would so be in jail for child abuse.

In efforts to quell my thumb sucking, my dad would rub a cayenne pepper on my thumb. I would rub my eyes and it burned like bitch.

Now I have a love for spicy food. Go figure. And no I do not suck my thumb anymore.

[A.J.]

I don't think my Dad hit me enough for all of the times I was a little punk.

[yojimbo7248]

right on, Fezzie. nice to see some fire from the Big Cat

[Misteriosa]

No I have a love for spicy food. Go figure. And no I do not suck my thumb anymore.

same here. i cant stand spicy food.

[RhinoinMN]

same here. i cant stand spicy food.

oops. typo. I meant Now I have a love for spicy food.

[Meataball23]

I don't think my Dad hit me enough for all of the times I was a little punk.

x2

[Wrinklednuts]

I'm a parent. FEZ SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!! If one of my kids had said "fuck you, I'm not doing that" to his mom, a busted lip would be the least of his worries.

[FrogSlayer]

I always got a slap from mom and a belt spanking by dad but never the soap. I will spank my son if he has it coming by way of acts of incredible stupidity, disrespect or the like. he knows this and has only had 2 spankings from me in 13 years.

[EliSnow]

And no I do not suck my thumb anymore.

It was a gateway drug to what you suck now, vag lips.

[biggestmexi]

oops. typo. I meant Now I have a love for spicy food.

how spicy?

[A.J.]

Nah, I hear that even when I eat in the bar. Fucking screaming brats.

[SP1!]

right on, Fezzie. nice to see some fire from the Big Cat

Hes just being a pussy thinking his abuse is the reason for his problems now, fucking therapists have ruined this country, 99% of discipline is not abuse.

[RhinoinMN]

how spicy?

I would say 6-8 on a 10 scale rating. 10 being hottest.

It really depends on the dish too. I like chinese food to be pretty spicy.

[~Katja~]

just tuned in, what are they talking about?

[epo]

I don't think my Dad hit me enough for all of the times I was a little punk.

My Dad never laid a hand on me, but he was physically imposing enough to scare the shit out of me when he wanted to.

[RhinoinMN]

It was a gateway drug to what you suck now, vag lips.

Like really good candy.

"This candy sucks vag lips." Delicious.

[FrogSlayer]

Fez would have the most disrespectful child if he implemented his soft techniques. Kids will push you to no end. I can't stand a mouthy disrespectful child.

[Meataball23]

I dont think Fez gets that kids arent stupid.

A warning with nothing behind it would mean nothing to a crazy snot nosed 8yr old, and I can speak directly from experience

[realmenhatelife]

just tuned in, what are they talking about?

Fez is projecting his anger about his childhood onto how other people need to raise their kids again. Soap in the mouth is child abuse.

[biggestmexi]

I would say 6-8 on a 10 scale rating. 10 being hottest.

It really depends on the dish too. I like chinese food to be pretty spicy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale

how bout that scale?



:innocent:

[A.J.]

just tuned in, what are they talking about?

What constitutes discipline and abuse.

[Wrinklednuts]

Being around other people's kids makes you understand why SOME wild animals eat their young. :thumbup:

[RhinoinMN]

It is really difficult to listen to people's opinions about child rearing who have none of their own.

[Meataball23]

Fez is projecting his anger about his childhood onto how other people need to raise their kids again. Soap in the mouth is child abuse.

Have we heard this show before?

[red_red_red]

i had to soap Alex's mouth once, she was 7, she learned the N word @ school and after i explained what it meant, she used it again...no warning, just a march to the kitchen sink and a drop of Dawn, lesson learned.

[Chob]

Why is the focus on child discipline in this discussion?

It isn't just a little soap in the mouth that got washed out after a bit. They had the kid chew on a bar of soap for 10 minutes. The kid was vomiting and foaming at the mouth and the lips and throat were swelling. The dumb ass mother and her boyfriend didn't go to the hospital to avoid dealing with the DCF and has a history of complaints about them.

I'm sick of the bullshit "well that's what we got when I was a kid." It's considered abuse now. Get with the times here folks.

Yes Fez may be on his high horse here, but it doesn't take away from the fact these idiots committed a crime.

[RhinoinMN]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale

how bout that scale?



:innocent:

I've seen that.

I can't even fathom how nasty these little bastards must be.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Naga_Jolokia_Peppers.jpg/180px-Naga_Jolokia_Peppers.jpg

[red_red_red]

It is really difficult to listen to people's opinions about child rearing who have none of their own.
but they know everything, you should take their advice :wacko:

[FrogSlayer]

I always warn, tell him what punishment he will get, and most importantly CARRY IT OUT if he continues. If you don't carry it out you give them the idea of being able to get away with it.

[~Katja~]

he talks about kids as if they are pets. put them up for adoption... :annoyed:

[RhinoinMN]

I thought some of the things my parents did was stupid until I had kids of my own.

[A.J.]

he talks about kids as if they are pets. put them up for adoption... :annoyed:

At least he didn't say they should be spayed or neutered.

[RhinoinMN]

he talks about kids as if they are pets. put them up for adoption... :annoyed:

The beauty is you can keep trying until you get a good one!

[Hottub]

Nothing wrong with a quick swat to the ass.

[RhinoinMN]

Nothing wrong with a quick swat to the ass.

Exactly. Pain really has nothing to do with it. Quickness is where its at.

[epo]

I wouldn't attempt to judge anybody's parenting skills.

Except Rhino, I totally judge him.

[realmenhatelife]

Why is the focus on child discipline in this discussion?

It isn't just a little soap in the mouth that got washed out after a bit. They had the kid chew on a bar of soap for 10 minutes. The kid was vomiting and foaming at the mouth and the lips and throat were swelling. The dumb ass mother and her boyfriend didn't go to the hospital to avoid dealing with the DCF and has a history of complaints about them.

I'm sick of the bullshit "well that's what we got when I was a kid." It's considered abuse now. Get with the times here folks.

Yes Fez may be on his high horse here, but it doesn't take away from the fact these idiots committed a crime.


The details weren't brought up, Fez yelled child abuse at a caller and the topic changed.

[Meataball23]

At least he didn't say they should be spayed or neutered.

Maybe the gov't should move them all to montana

[biggestmexi]

I've seen that.

I can't even fathom how nasty these little bastards must be.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Naga_Jolokia_Peppers.jpg/180px-Naga_Jolokia_Peppers.jpg

funny thing...my hot (not really a sauce) is 2,000,000 scovilles

[Baby DEW Year]

Nothing wrong with a quick swat to the ass.

That's because you can't ban them!

[A.J.]

Nothing wrong with a quick swat to the ass.

That's what I said to an ex-girlfriend. She disagreed.

[epo]

That's what I said to an ex-girlfriend. She disagreed.

Hence the "ex" part.

[RhinoinMN]

I wouldn't attempt to judge anybody's parenting skills.

Except Rhino, I totally judge him.

I blame myself.

[RhinoinMN]

That's what I said to an ex-girlfriend. She disagreed.

ahh. Those ones are no fun anyway.

[FrogSlayer]

Exactly. Pain really has nothing to do with it. Quickness is where its at.

my mother in law ( a strict german woman ) slapped me one time for something off color that i said ( I was 35 ). That woman has a slap so fast it would actually blur as it traveled light speed towards your face.

[Chob]

The details weren't brought up, Fez yelled child abuse at a caller and the topic changed.
Yeah. I realize things went off in a tangent before they could get into the story.

[wkj]

Last week we had a family in base housing that were arrested, thrown in jail and had their kids taken away becuase they had a filthy house, trash all over the place, dog shit on the floor and kids bed; moldy and spoiled food in the frige and nothing in the cuboards. It was really discusting. They will now be evicted and she will probably be kicked out of the Air Force.

[Baby DEW Year]

Nothing wrong with a quick swat to the ass!

That's what I said to an ex-girlfriend. She disagreed.

You said swat, but you meant poke!!!!

[Meataball23]

ahh. Those ones are no fun anyway.

Congrats on 20k!

[epo]

I blame myself.

We agree. I blame you too.

[~Katja~]

hitting does nothing for Lukas. He is the kind that needs to talk it out. Talking and most of all being consistent. The moment I don't follow through on a threat he sees the opportunity to push my buttons the next time around.

[RhinoinMN]

Congrats on 20k!

I blame MPW.

[Hottub]

I blame myself.

Good. You'd better not blame Gwen.

[boobieman]

Holy shit does ron have a mic in my car...everything he says is 100%

SSSEYAYA

[FrogSlayer]

hitting does nothing for Lukas. He is the kind that needs to talk it out. Talking and most of all being consistent. The moment I don't follow through on a threat he sees the opportunity to push my buttons the next time around.

I think following through is #1. If they sense you are soft you will lose all control

[biggestmexi]

I blame MPW.

lies

[barjockey]

"Ball Pit"? ewww

[~Katja~]

I would never drug Lukas. Someone said he is very active, almost hyper active and if he has a tad ADD. NO, he is a normal 4 year old, they are supposed to be hyper and happy.

[FrogSlayer]

"Ball Pit"? ewww

swine flu pit is more like it

[biggestmexi]

http://www.spacejunk.org/updates/2005/update_supermarioshow.jpg

fez in the background

[SP1!]

Of course it happened dave, its not just another made up story to get even more mic time.

[epo]

Keeping score in the game of life?

:wacko:

[realmenhatelife]

If Dave isn't the favorite in that family I can't imagine how much shit his parents have done for his brothers. Buy them a diamond yacht? Assassinated someone? Cold Fusion?

[A.J.]

Ha! I remember that powdered soap in school.

[Baby DEW Year]

If Dave isn't the favorite in that family I can't imagine how much shit his parents have done for his brothers. Buy them a diamond yacht? Assassinated someone? Cold Fusion?

Beanie Cups!!!!!

[A.J.]

This is why we need to throw these bastards out of our schools!

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/leanonmespch3-01.JPG

[epo]

Velvet Underground vs. the Ramones?

I hate to say it, but ESD wins that comparison.

[EliSnow]

Why is Blowhard talking about the Beatles?

[wkj]

Who ever says begat?

[realmenhatelife]

VU isn't a New York band, the Ramones are. Ramones has more good albums, and they touched everything off. You cant extrapolate everything like Dave is doing.

[yojimbo7248]

wish they would talk about childhood again so Fez will talk

[epo]

If you tried to logically chart out this discussion, your head would explode.

[Baby DEW Year]

Who ever says begat?

The Bible!

[yojimbo7248]

Blowhard is absolutely right. Ron could say he likes Abba and Dave will suddenly be a fan.

[wkj]

The Bible!

And people who are tracing their family tree.

[Baby DEW Year]

Beanie's into Barry Manilow!

[RhinoinMN]

If you tried to logically chart out this discussion, your head would explode.

No shit.

[epo]

Wait.....ESD and Blowhard don't like the Clash?

I can't listen to such crazytalk.

[RhinoinMN]

Beanie's into Barry Manilow!

I think Barry was into Beanie if you know what I mean.



OHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[realmenhatelife]

You know why Blowhard is right? Pearl Jam and GNR, that's why.

[EliSnow]

I hear Blowhard talking to ESD and I hear:

"I know that's the *popular* version is that the Velvet Underground is better than the Ramones. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was *there*. I wasn't in a radio studio, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in hippies in Brooklyn, with lights that didn't work! While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070718/smallroles/kinison_l.jpg

[yojimbo7248]

Wait.....ESD and Blowhard don't like the Clash?

I can't listen to such crazytalk.

that's news to me, too. I thought Casey would show Dave the light

[Misteriosa]

that's news to me, too. I thought Casey would show Dave the light

how does the saying go? you can lead a horse to water.... :o

[yojimbo7248]

You know why Blowhard is right? Pearl Jam and GNR, that's why.


exactly. it shows that Dave's liking of VU or Iggy is just being influenced by his brother or Ron. his heart is with mediocre rock bands like those two.

[RhinoinMN]

exactly. it shows that Dave's liking of VU or Iggy is just being influenced by his brother or Ron. his heart is with mediocre rock bands like those two.

Dave's brother is the worst thing you can call a man.

[epo]

Wasn't Harvey Milk on the board of supervisors in the city of San Francisco? I know they are busting Fezzie's balls...but he really wasn't a politician of any power.

[yojimbo7248]

too ironic Fezzie liking Milk so much. His biggest message by far is that all gay people should come out of the closet.

[Pittsburgh]

Here we go. How long till Fez bashing callers are put through?

[Meataball23]

Eli youre a lawyer, I was told by a gay coworker that even if she has a living will to give her posessions to her partner, her family can come in after she dies and have more of a claim than her partner has.

That cant be true right? Isnt that the point of a living will?

[realmenhatelife]

exactly. it shows that Dave's liking of VU or Iggy is just being influenced by his brother or Ron. his heart is with mediocre rock bands like those two.

I garuntee Dave didn't buy his Ramones T shirt or any albums until Eddie put them in the Rock Hall of Fame in that embarassing mohawk and brand new leather jacket.

[KingGeno]

I miss listening to the show. Damn training camps.

At least I passed my COMPTIA Security+ exam yesterday. Going for my MCSE/MCITP over the next few day. Wish me luck.


I said wish me luck.

[A.J.]

http://www.teambrisbane.com/FlagRainbow.gif

[epo]

I'll say this about the gay rights movement...as a "mass" they really do a horseshit job of mobilizing and getting their message out. The religious right kicks the shit out of them on getting their point across.

[RhinoinMN]

Ron's mighty real shit cracks me up every time.

[PD]

Wasn't Harvey Milk on the board of supervisors in the city of San Francisco? I know they are busting Fezzie's balls...but he really wasn't a politician of any power.

yes; while it is sad he was shot for being who he was, it's not like he was the mayor (who was also shot) or congressman.

[Misteriosa]

I miss listening to the show. Damn training camps.

At least I passed my COMPTIA Security+ exam yesterday. Going for my MCSE/MCITP over the next few day. Wish me luck.


I said wish me luck.

LUCK! :thumbup:

[Misteriosa]

Ron's mighty real shit cracks me up every time.

i was dancing around in my chair while that was playing :o

[RhinoinMN]

I'll say this about the gay rights movement...as a "mass" they really do a horseshit job of mobilizing and getting their message out. The religious right kicks the shit out of them on getting their point across.

They act like the third party in an only two party system.

[A.J.]

I'll say this about the gay rights movement...as a "mass" they really do a horseshit job of mobilizing and getting their message out. The religious right kicks the shit out of them on getting their point across.

That's because they have God on their side unlike those filthy sinners.

[Servo]

Eli youre a lawyer, I was told by a gay coworker that even if she has a living will to give her posessions to her partner, her family can come in after she dies and have more of a claim than her partner has.

That cant be true right? Isnt that the point of a living will?

You mean a will. A living will is something different. But no, the point of having a will is that you leave your possessions to whomever you choose... the relationship doesn't matter. Nobody has more of a claim then the people who the property was left to in the will.

[epo]

The history of mankind includes the struggle of the repressed. Did women just "get the right to vote"? Did blacks just "get civil rights legislation passed"?

Gays need to get off their ass and mobilize, or they need to shut the fuck up. Lazy pricks.

[yojimbo7248]

Sarah Silverman needs her two gay stoner friends for the show to work and they aren't stereotypical

[PD]

Darryl was in the ep the week before, when he claimed workman's compensation

[Meataball23]

You mean a will. A living will is something different. But no, the point of having a will is that you leave your possessions to whomever you choose... the relationship doesn't matter. Nobody has more of a claim then the people who the property was left to in the will.

Okay then good deal and thought so.

[EliSnow]

You mean a will. A living will is something different. But no, the point of having a will is that you leave your possessions to whomever you choose... the relationship doesn't matter. Nobody has more of a claim then the people who the property was left to in the will.

Exactly on all counts. State laws regarding who is an heir and collects money upon death kicks in when a person dies intestate (without a will). That's where family members would be able to collect an a gay partner would not. You could have a will giving nothing to your family and giving the money to a charity or homeless person if you wanted.

And a living will kicks in when the person is still alive, but is unconscious, coma, etc. and are unable to make their decisions known.

[hydee]

Best gay characters ever on TV at least according to me.

Brian Kinney ( Queer as Folk :USA ) met none of the gay stereotypes, lived a no excuses, no regrets, no apologies life.

Omar Little ( The Wire ) again met none of the gay stereotypes and was a fucking super hero.

Neither of these guys were a play thing for a straight woman nor were they a comedic side kick, they were tough as balls and just something to watch.

Also both played by straight men who should have gotten awards for their portrayals.

[RhinoinMN]

Gay people getting their asses together is a disturbing thought.

[yojimbo7248]

Omar Little ( The Wire ) again met none of the gay stereotypes and was a fucking super hero.



i agree

[wkj]

I was at a resturant last night where there were 4 or 5 gay and lesbians hanging out. I brought up the gay marriage thing and they all agreed "marriage" should be left to hetros and their causes are not helped by marches on Washington and Gay Rights Parades with the guys wearing assless chaps and humping each other; it sterotypes them.

They were all in their 30s (I would guess); and most had professional jobs. They actually sort of blamed the delemma on the in-mature; not the hetros or politicians.

[EliSnow]

At Yale, the joke about the gay population there was always "One in four, maybe more."

I think it was closer to one in ten, but that the gay population was so outspoken, they seemed like a greater segment.

[A.J.]

I was at a resturant last night where there were 4 or 5 gay and lesbians hanging out. I brought up the gay marriage thing and they all agreed "marriage" should be left to hetros and their causes are not helped by marches on Washington and Gay Rights Parades with the guys wearing assless chaps and humping each other; it sterotypes them.

They were all in their 30s (I would guess); and most had professional jobs. They actually sort of blamed the delemma on the in-mature; not the hetros or politicians.

My former landlords were of the same mindset. Yet they LOVED Halloween.

[RhinoinMN]

My former landlords were of the same mindset. Yet they LOVED Halloween.

My amigos tell me that Day of the Dead in Mexico City is quite the sight.

[biggestmexi]

Gay people getting their asses together is a disturbing thought.

could you imagine if they all farted at the same time?

It would cover the city in goo like ghostbusters.

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/947/947777/ghostbusters-the-video-game-20090123113508798-000.jpg

[wkj]

At Yale, the joke about the gay population there was always "One in four, maybe more."

I think it was closer to one in ten, but that the gay population was so outspoken, they seemed like a greater segment.

My oldest son went to William and Mary here in Virginia and he referred to it as William and Larry.

[RhinoinMN]

"Midnight Confessions" is playing on the radio out on the workfloor. All I can think of is that poor little surfer girl who got shot in the mall parking lot.

[RhinoinMN]

I don't understand Doug's angst towards Kenneth.

[wkj]

At Yale, the joke about the gay population there was always "One in four, maybe more."

I think it was closer to one in ten, but that the gay population was so outspoken, they seemed like a greater segment.

My oldest son went to William and Mary here in Virginia and he referred to it as William and Larry.

BTW, as a proud father, he too is an attorney. Got his Law Degree through Catholic University; not really a Yale candidate; though Yale may have been cheaper. :wink:

[Whiskeyportal]

I don't understand Doug's angst towards Kenneth.

Kennith seems like such a nice boy. Doug is just mean.

[Meataball23]

Hey nature boy today!

[EliSnow]

Sofia Vergara


http://www.gtxf.net/ftp/kchrpm/SofiaVergaraEltonJohn1.jpg

[A.J.]

Got his Law Degree through Catholic University

:clap:

[hammersavage]

http://www.gtxf.net/ftp/kchrpm/SofiaVergaraEltonJohn1.jpg


thank you

[wkj]

Sofia Vergara


http://www.gtxf.net/ftp/kchrpm/SofiaVergaraEltonJohn1.jpg


Fake I would say.

[A.J.]

Sofia Vergara


http://www.gtxf.net/ftp/kchrpm/SofiaVergaraEltonJohn1.jpg


ARod hit that? As if I needed another reason to despise him.

[wkj]

:clap:

OK, let me in on the joke.

[RhinoinMN]

ARod hit that? As if I needed another reason to despise him.

He doesn't discriminate.

He went from that to Kate Hudson.

Quite the change in boobage.

[realmenhatelife]

Jet? Ew.

[A.J.]

OK, let me in on the joke.

CUA is my alma mater.

[Meataball23]

Adam Scott the golfer, another aussie

[wkj]

CUA is my alma mater.

That why we love A.J; I retract.

[epo]

I'll take Lindros and Armstrong to kick A-Rod's ass.

[RhinoinMN]

I'll take any hockey player to kick A Rod's ass.

[EliSnow]

Exactly Ron. The owners of these various teams haven't gotten on national radio/tv making the comments Limbaugh has.

[wkj]

CUA is my alma mater.

BTW, Columbia must not be a bad law school (know it's not top teir), my son passed the Bar in Illinois and Colorado the first time. Got to admit, it was pricey, but he did get some grants after his first year. Just joking with Eli.

[RhinoinMN]

"Defense or Offense?"

What an idiot.:lol:

[EliSnow]

Not every professional is a good professional or acts professional at all times.

There are professional radio hosts that definitely let their personal life distract them.

[epo]

Despite the fact that Rush's money is green, the owners won't want to deal with that headache.

[RhinoinMN]

Duplicate post and off topic but I had to share this.






My boss's dog is sick so he put her in his pickup for some reason.

He just went out to check on her and she filled his cupholder with liquid shit!

[Meataball23]

Not every professional is a good professional or acts professional at all times.

There are professional radio hosts that definitely let their personal life distract them.

Haha zing!

[EliSnow]

BTW, Columbia must not be a bad law school (know it's not top teir), my son passed the Bar in Illinois and Colorado the first time. Got to admit, it was pricey, but he did get some grants after his first year. Just joking with Eli.

Columbia is a top 5 law school regularly along with Yale, Harvard, and my law school, New York University.

Yale though is consistently ranked the top law school. But in terms of producing graduates who are good at practicing law, it's not better than the other schools, I don't think. Their outlook on their goals is best expressed by a saying I heard was attributed to a Yale law professor "We're here to make Presidents, not lawyers."

[EliSnow]

"Rush is a winner ..."

You don't think every other NFL owner or potential owner is a winner? They all are rich because they "won" at their chosen profession. It won't necessary make them a winning owner.

[EliSnow]

You know what the worse thing about talking about Rush on the air is?

The frakkin' dittoheads that call in about him.

[wkj]

Columbia is a top 5 law school regularly along with Yale, Harvard, and my law school, New York University.

Yale though is consistently ranked the top law school. But in terms of producing graduates who are good at practicing law, it's not better than the other schools, I don't think. Their outlook on their goals is best expressed by a saying I heard was attributed to a Yale law professor "We're here to make Presidents, not lawyers."

Sorry Eli, did not intentionally miss lead...Columbia (DC) is the name of the law school at Catholic University. Think it's 2nd/3rd teir. Sorry for any confusion with my posts; my fault.

[EliSnow]

I think Fez just got back at epo for the "bush league" comment.

[epo]

I think Fez just got back at epo for the "bush league" comment.

No skin off my back. I wouldn't live in Green Bay either.

[EliSnow]

Sorry Eli, did not intentionally miss lead...Columbia (DC) is the name of the law school at Catholic University. Think it's 2nd/3rd teir. Sorry for any confusion with my posts; my fault.

Nah, my bad. You had mentioned Catholic before. I should have caught on to that.

[Meataball23]

That was kind of embarrassing

[Rob Cross]

That was kind of embarrassing

...for the owners of the nfl. They must be so redfaced.

[wkj]

Columbia is a top 5 law school regularly along with Yale, Harvard, and my law school, New York University.

Yale though is consistently ranked the top law school. But in terms of producing graduates who are good at practicing law, it's not better than the other schools, I don't think. Their outlook on their goals is best expressed by a saying I heard was attributed to a Yale law professor "We're here to make Presidents, not lawyers."

Eli, I have a pretty impressive son and daughter-in-law (she's a teacher). As a father, I know I am impressed and proud of them.--Bill

[Meataball23]

...for the owners of the nfl. They must be so redfaced.

:lol: :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, that was an ad for a pill that makes your jizz taste good?

Can Fez please do a live read for that?

[EliSnow]

Eli, I have a pretty impressive son and daughter-in-law (she's a teacher). As a father, I know I am impressed and proud of them.--Bill

Congrats, Bill. One of my best friends graduated from Catholic law and she's a very good lawyer. It is a really good law school. I'm sure your son has given plenty or reasons to be proud of him.

[biggestmexi]

Earmuffs = Invention of Necessity

[Badinia]

Finally, Fez volunteers he wants a strap-on.

[wkj]

Congrats, Bill. One of my best friends graduated from Catholic law and she's a very good lawyer. It is a really good law school. I'm sure your son has given plenty or reasons to be proud of him.

Know this goes out to all (don't care); your post made me drop a tear---thanks!

[realmenhatelife]

Chester Greenwood invented the earmuff in 1873, at the age of 15.[1][2] He reportedly came up with the idea while ice skating, and had his grandmother sew tufts of fur between loops of wire.[3] He was awarded patent #188,292 on March 13, 1877. He manufactured these ear protectors, providing jobs for people in the Farmington area, for nearly 60 years.[1][4]

From Wiki,

And if Fez was stealing Daves bit they would be called NearMuffs, not nose muffs.

[EliSnow]

I bet there was no inventor of earmuffs. It's so simple a thing, it's probably something that people made on their own to keep their ears warm.

EDIT: Looks like I was wrong. From wikipedia:

Chester Greenwood invented the earmuff in 1873, at the age of 15.[1][2] He reportedly came up with the idea while ice skating, and had his grandmother sew tufts of fur between loops of wire.[3] He was awarded patent #188,292 on March 13, 1877. He manufactured these ear protectors, providing jobs for people in the Farmington area, for nearly 60 years.[1][4]

[ANC]

Hiya Buddies...

Damn those nosewarmers! They ruined my childhood...

http://www.onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/NW.png

read my woes here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1721474&postcount=3)

[Sanguine]

Weren't revolving doors implemented for large buildings because it makes the door easy to open? I heard at some point that on large buildings, there's a bit of a vacuum that forms that makes traditional doors difficult to open.

[realmenhatelife]

I love the revolving door, people are just idiots with them and feel like they cant have two people moving through at the same time. I love that noone can hold a revolving door open for you.

[Meataball23]

I have no idea how fez made the connection between revolving doors and speed.

I kinda like the revolving door so I dont have the awkward pause to hold a door for someone when they're not close.

[realmenhatelife]

I bet there was no inventor of earmuffs. It's so simple a thing, it's probably something that people made on their own to keep their ears warm.

EDIT: Looks like I was wrong. From wikipedia:



Also from the post directly above yours.

[EliSnow]

Know this goes out to all (don't care); your post made me drop a tear---thanks!

You're welcome.

[biggestmexi]

Why Is Dave Saying He Was In The Non-smoking Zone Smoking And Was Getting In Trouble?

[Rob Cross]

Hiya Buddies...

Damn those nosewarmers! They ruined my childhood...

http://www.onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/NW.png

read my woes here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1721474&postcount=3)

http://www.vinmag.com/online/media/gbu0/prodlg/FILQU3(1).jpg

How else can you show your love for quadrophenia?

[Baby DEW Year]

Why Is Dave Saying He Was In The Non-smoking Zone Smoking And Wat Getting In Trouble?

WAT?

[EliSnow]

I have no idea how fez made the connection between revolving doors and speed.

I kinda like the revolving door so I dont have the awkward pause to hold a door for someone when they're not close.

Imagine that I'm posting a youtube video Superman using the revolving door in Superman: The Movie.

[biggestmexi]

WAT?

I said.....

[ANC]

I used to eat dinner rolls for breakfast, it's just a name.

[biggestmexi]

JESUS CHRIST FEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a microwave invented only for dinner

[Meataball23]

Imagine that I'm posting a youtube video Superman using the revolving door in Superman: The Movie.

Haha now I get it, well done there

Its like Fez's only experience with the revolving door is from cartoons when basically every large building in this town has one.

[brettmojo]

I biggest problem is with Betty Crocker, the chick who invented brownies.

[EliSnow]

I wonder if 80% of people who don't like revolving doors formed that phobia after watching Godfather.

[Meataball23]

Fez's new observational character needs a bad blazer with white sneakers...and a brick wall.

[Baby DEW Year]

I biggest problem is with Betty Crocker, the chick who invented brownies.

Your biggest problem may be grammar!

[biggestmexi]

some bastard read my post and called it in!!

[EliSnow]

Because of walker, every time I hear a .net name callling in, I assume it's not that person.

[epo]

Ichiban.....the Dow Jones broke 10,000

[Meataball23]

Capitalism is back baby!

[EliSnow]

Ichiban.....the Dow Jones broke 10,000

Sounds like the bailouts worked.

[biggestmexi]

some one should call in and tell them that Dust is pretty close to JUST DEAD SKIN!!!

[PD]

Ichiban-

Captain Lou Albano dead at 76

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2009/10/captain-lou-albano.html

[biggestmexi]

Ichiban-

Captain Lou Albano dead at 76

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2009/10/captain-lou-albano.html

hmmmmmmm?

[EliSnow]

Ichiban-

Captain Lou Albano dead at 76

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2009/10/captain-lou-albano.html

That was the first thing they mentioned.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is so bothered by being focused on, does he understand the profession he's in?

[PD]

was that mentioned earlier? i see this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N1BFlCUFgwk/SIWfqYoTNjI/AAAAAAAAALw/wNL3fZUtW8c/S660/Lou+Albano.jpg

:glurps:


but LA times had it as of 10 min ago.

edit:
I now see EliSnow's post.

I missed the beginning
:glurps:

[EliSnow]

was that mentioned earlier? i see this:



but LA times had it as of 10 min ago.


Yeah, but they are always slow. I mean right now, their clocks say 10:51 am.

[biggestmexi]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/waste_of_a_good_laser_kelloggs.php

[ANC]

Yeah, but they are always slow. I mean right now, their clocks say 10:51 am.

http://www.21softs.com/emoticons/images/rimshot.gif

[Seinfez]

whats the deal with cereal?

[biggestmexi]

Yeah, but they are always slow. I mean right now, their clocks say 10:51 am.

Wait wait wait wait....

your saying if i go to LA ill be time travelling?

Oh my.

[yojimbo7248]

whats the deal with cereal?

:lol::lol:

[Seinfez]

It must be a plot by Mr Kelloggs to make us all crazy

[Furtherman]

"This is going to fall out of my pocket, and I'm going to look like Rerun at the Doobie Brothers!"

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is doing a live read for Boiler Room.

[Baby DEW Year]

whats the deal with cereal?

http://www.teesforall.com/images/Humor_Cereal_Killer_Black_Shirt.jpg

[Meataball23]

Fez is so bothered by being focused on, does he understand the profession he's in?

I dont think so

[EliSnow]

http://www.21softs.com/emoticons/images/rimshot.gif

Don't forget to tips your mods.

[Meataball23]

http://www.21softs.com/emoticons/images/rimshot.gif

:clap::lol:

[Seinfez]

Revolving doors...who came up with this one? Regular doors seemed like they were good enough.

[Hottub]

Yeah, but they are always slow. I mean right now, their clocks say 10:51 am.

:laugh:

[yojimbo7248]

Seinfez is going to give Compliment Guy a run for his money for best board character.

[biggestmexi]

did she say diagnosed with a tarded disposition?

doesnt seem right

[biggestmexi]

http://www.avitable.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/martin_blank.jpg

[Seinfez]

Carrie Underwood? Who does she think she is?

[yojimbo7248]

who is Carrie Underwood?

[epo]

Not to sound ignorant, but who the fuck is David Cook?

[Seinfez]

Whats the deal with baby jesus? People love that guy

[Meataball23]

The only homeless baby america thinks about...

Good point Fez

[Meataball23]

Not to sound ignorant, but who the fuck is David Cook?

The gay one

[Seinfez]

Is he homeless or on vacation? I never could tell.

[realmenhatelife]

BethleHam, delcious.

[biggestmexi]

For anyone who may have missed it...

BBC-America is broadcasting a mini-marathon of G&S this Friday 10/16, from 10AM - 4PM (Eastern time). They'll be showing 9 of the 13 episodes (haven't checked to see which ones are omitted). The BBC-A website hasn't been updated to show it, but Time Warner (my cable provider) has it in their schedule.
I can only hope that this means BBC-America will show the Christmas special, and the 3rd season too.

I encourage you all to watch this.

[Baby DEW Year]

who is Carrie Underwood?

She invented...
http://www.aulsuperstore.com/images/products/47800-00015.jpg

[EliSnow]

who is Carrie Underwood?

Not to sound ignorant, but who the fuck is David Cook?

Both are American Idol winners.

[biggestmexi]

who is Carrie Underwood?

http://stylebell.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/carrie-underwood.jpg

[Seinfez]

whats the deal with Joseph?

[Meataball23]

I love Seinfez

[yojimbo7248]

oh man, yesterday Ron talked about how he hopes Fez hasn't been doing show prep. I feel that way today. Poor Fez really tried and I prefer it when he is quiet. It's not his fault - I just don't like Seinfeld observational humor, American Idol country singers, or baseless bible discussions. I just prefer Ron and Dave talking about sports, SNL, movies, music. I know it is blasphemy to say this but I would prefer the Ron and Dave Show.

[Seinfez]

whys it always tongue and cheek? why not cheek and tongue?

[yojimbo7248]

http://stylebell.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/carrie-underwood.jpg

what does she do...nevermind, I really don't care. I gathered she is an American Idol person or whatever.

[Meataball23]

oh man, yesterday Ron talked about how he hopes Fez hasn't been doing show prep. I feel that way today. Poor Fez really tried and I prefer it when he is quiet. It's not his fault - I just don't like Seinfeld observational humor, American Idol country singers, or baseless bible discussions. I just prefer Ron and Dave talking about sports, SNL, movies, music. I know it is blasphemy to say this but I would prefer the Ron and Dave Show.

x2

[Baby DEW Year]

luke 2:4
Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judea, to the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and lineage of David, to be registered with Mary, his betrothed wife, who was with child.

[yojimbo7248]

whys it always tongue and cheek? why not cheek and tongue?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Korda]

I'll say this for Fez - he knows his Bible.