View Full Version : How drunk have you ever been?
sr71blackbird
10-14-2009, 01:06 PM
Can you say you have ever been more drunk than this guy?
Its funny as shit! :tongue:
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furie
10-14-2009, 01:10 PM
yep, i've been there.
Furtherman
10-14-2009, 01:12 PM
I've been kinda almost that drunk.... whereas I've lost my balance, but I'd never been thank drunk where I would be like that in public.
JerseyRich
10-14-2009, 01:12 PM
How did he even get out of his own house?
That is bad.
disneyspy
10-14-2009, 01:15 PM
How did he even get out of his own house?
That is bad.
obviously he drove,he was too drunk to walk
RhinoinMN
10-14-2009, 01:18 PM
I honestly don't remember if I have been that drunk.
mikeyboy
10-14-2009, 01:19 PM
I'm going to say fake.
furie
10-14-2009, 01:32 PM
I'm going to say fake.
straight edge
GregoryJoseph
10-14-2009, 01:33 PM
Looks like a certain mod at the last bar night...
~Katja~
10-14-2009, 01:33 PM
How did he even get out of his own house?
That is bad.
seeing that this was at 10 AM I wonder if he has a house.
I laughed out loud watching this.
Furtherman
10-14-2009, 01:34 PM
Looks like a certain mod at the last bar night...
You were ther... ? wait.... never mind.
GregoryJoseph
10-14-2009, 01:35 PM
You were ther... ? wait.... never mind.
Ha!
I was...but you weren't. :sad:
Yep, got stopped by my sisters friends(shes a cop) trying to leave the bar after a football game, told them I was fine, they made me take a breathalyzer, registered .291.
Needless to say they didnt let me drive, had the gf come get me and had to watch me all night, its amazing there arent more drinkers dead.
I thought this was a tape from the 7-11 near The Catholic University of America circa 1990.
Like looking in a mirror....
thepaulo
10-15-2009, 03:41 AM
I don't remember
LordJezo
10-15-2009, 04:21 AM
I call shens on that video.
boosterp
10-15-2009, 08:49 AM
seeing that this was at 10 AM I wonder if he has a house.
I laughed out loud watching this.
My thoughts to at 10 am.
I have been close to that even passed out in a park in Savannah Georgia, waking wondering where the fuck was I.
Marc with a c
10-15-2009, 08:50 AM
i miss lleeder.
Kevin
10-15-2009, 09:29 AM
Well, i was pretty damn drunk one friday night, and most of us know what went on.
bigredd
10-17-2009, 05:50 PM
Yep.
dino_electropolis
10-17-2009, 06:00 PM
I'm going to say fake.
You'd be wrong.
That guys movements were not that of someone in control of his, well, movements.
We've all seen people act drunk (tv, etc.,) but nothing close to whats here.
And what is here, you may ask?
A sad, sad existence.
Good for a chuckle, once you get over the humanity of it.
Chigworthy
10-17-2009, 06:22 PM
Interesting how it seems like the "good Samaritans" and/or store employees are just trying to shuffle the sot out of the store instead of immobilizing him on his side and waiting for paramedics to transport him to the hospital. Someone that drunk will either crack his skull, asphyxiate on vomit, or overdose. The poor bastard needs a good old fashioned stomach pump/charcoal milkshake.
FrogSlayer
10-17-2009, 06:33 PM
the only time(s) I ever lost total control of my body like that was when using beer (12+) and weed as landing gear for acid.
dino_electropolis
10-17-2009, 06:52 PM
Interesting how it seems like the "good Samaritans" and/or store employees are just trying to shuffle the sot out of the store instead of immobilizing him on his side and waiting for paramedics to transport him to the hospital. Someone that drunk will either crack his skull, asphyxiate on vomit, or overdose. The poor bastard needs a good old fashioned stomach pump/charcoal milkshake.
Thus, thinning the herd.
Seem like Great Samaritans if you ask me.
Chigworthy
10-17-2009, 07:36 PM
Thus, thinning the herd.
Seem like Great Samaritans if you ask me.
Shock & Jock!!!!!!
Thomas Merton
10-18-2009, 08:38 AM
the only time(s) I ever lost total control of my body like that was when using beer (12+) and weed as landing gear for acid.
Landing gear is a fantastic metaphor for the futile attempt to control/stop a good dosing. I used to love those hours though, your hollow brain capable of some strange connections
FrogSlayer
10-18-2009, 01:49 PM
I stole "landing gear" from the great Ronnie B and I must give due credit
JohnCharles
10-18-2009, 02:38 PM
yes.
boosterp
10-18-2009, 04:42 PM
Oh dear jebus I remember another one thanks to a photo album and my gf asking questions.
I woke up at some chick's dorm at Heidelberg University naked and with some bad cotton mouth. A couple buddies and I had been at this club near the university drinking, dancing, and so forth. I guess I some how ended up with this chick studying nursing and my buddies doing the responsible thing leave me with her. I called my buddy Al to tell him she was bringing me back. I was on the back of her moped pulling up to the barracks to flashing camera and a group of my buddies clapping. I did the slow walk of shame back into the barracks.
SHANEFROMGA
10-18-2009, 06:00 PM
this happened back in highschool. went to a party on sat. nite, began to drink and listen to my friend griffs garage band play, next thing i remember is waking up in my bed at home smellling of puke, head throbbing. i got to hear the stories of how i was running around kissing everybody on the forehead telling them i love them, running around the grave yard arcross the street, broke the churchs gutters, fell off a 8 foot prch onto a pile of firewood, puked out the door of my moms 5.0 mustang, fell into the puke, rolled 1/2 way under the car, got home had to poop, had to be helped to the toilet, fell into the bathtub, had to be help with wiping, puked in the sink, showed my wiener the group at the house as i walked through with my pants down to my ankles. most of the cool people from school were there that nite, earned th nick name "bambie" for a year or so. monday morning at school sucked as i showed up and everyone who was there or had heard came up to me to talk about it. the worse part was having to go get my car from griffs house and apoligize to his parents about how i had acted that nite. excessive drinking hurts.:drunk:
Death Metal Moe
10-18-2009, 06:10 PM
I've blacked out, so I had that guy beat.
But I was that drunk a few months ago and it has kept me sober since with no real plans to drink again for a long time.
TripleSkeet
10-18-2009, 10:08 PM
Im not gonna say I was more drunk then that guy, but on my 21st birthday, see that cooler he was pulling the beer out of? Well I walked back there thinking it was a bathroom and took a piss in it. That was after I tried to walk into the mop closet. The 7/11 worker was NOT pleased. Not my fault they made the fucking bathroom so hard to find.
CurseoftheBambi
10-19-2009, 11:28 AM
Im not gonna say I was more drunk then that guy, but on my 21st birthday, see that cooler he was pulling the beer out of? Well I walked back there thinking it was a bathroom and took a piss in it. That was after I tried to walk into the mop closet. The 7/11 worker was NOT pleased. Not my fault they made the fucking bathroom so hard to find.
that was you?!:drunk:
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