View Full Version : Whats your "limit" with masturbation?
topless_mike
10-23-2009, 11:14 AM
how much is just too much for you, or is there no such thing?
once a week? 4 times a day?
discuss.
FrogSlayer
10-23-2009, 11:33 AM
Are you trying to lure ESD back to RF.Net with your masturbation question?
Ponyboy
10-23-2009, 11:36 AM
I'm too lazy to jerk off...I have someone else to do that for me....then it's not masturbation...is it????
More than Earl, less than Dave.
GregoryJoseph
10-23-2009, 12:39 PM
I can't go any more than 3 times a day or it just gets painful.
Don Stugots
10-23-2009, 12:53 PM
as many times as EPO but not more or less
IamFogHat
10-23-2009, 12:57 PM
I think it's well documented here that I have no limit.
Furtherman
10-23-2009, 12:58 PM
I'd imagine this is what happens when Stugots Puppet jerks off.
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4518417/P1010067_Full.jpg
RhinoinMN
10-23-2009, 01:02 PM
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Don Stugots
10-23-2009, 01:06 PM
I'd imagine this is what happens when Stugots Puppet jerks off.
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4518417/P1010067_Full.jpg
who told you?
west milly Tom
10-23-2009, 01:07 PM
I get one out on my own only if it has turned to poison. I'm just to lazy and to laiden with guilt from looking at the most perverse shit to bother.
JohnCharles
10-23-2009, 01:21 PM
a few.
Furtherman
10-23-2009, 01:30 PM
who told you?
http://yacoben.com/images/ELENAPEANUTS.JPG
instrument
10-23-2009, 02:01 PM
That's kinda wrong, didn't know stuggots puppet was gay.
That's kinda wrong, didn't know stuggots puppet was gay.
The Puppet refused to fight Snoogans, obviously its a gay puppet.
cougarjake13
10-23-2009, 04:57 PM
it changes day to day
one day it could be twice, another four times
vjr97
10-23-2009, 05:27 PM
none. i like to jerk off every day.i love to jerk off to my female co/workers and my friends wives/girlfriends.its more realistic.
boosterp
10-23-2009, 07:07 PM
Sometiimes I forget what it's like to jerk.
RoseBlood
10-24-2009, 12:53 AM
The guy in my office excuses himself to use the bathroom every morning and is gone for at least 15min.. EVERYTIME! When I mentioned this to someone they put it in my head that he MUST be masturbating!
And now it all makes sense,
The bathroom he uses is only a couple doors down and private. There's also a little sitting area where a tub use to be and has since been boarded up, so he can get quite comfortable.
Whenever he comes back, he squirts a load of purell in his hands and rubs vigorously. Then does an annoying clapping motion when he's done.
Sometimes when he returns, he's out of breath and flushed looking. The other day, he returns after a lengthy "session" and proclaims he needs a drink of water.
This guy is ridiculously religious and talks about the "cover-up" movement blah blah blah. He's so stiff and tries to never show any negative emotion.
Now I'm sure he's feverishly beating himself raw every morning. Oh, I'm so grossed out!
Ritalin
10-24-2009, 03:51 AM
The guy in my office excuses himself to use the bathroom every morning and is gone for at least 15min.. EVERYTIME! When I mentioned this to someone they put it in my head that he MUST be masturbating!
And now it all makes sense,
The bathroom he uses is only a couple doors down and private. There's also a little sitting area where a tub use to be and has since been boarded up, so he can get quite comfortable.
Whenever he comes back, he squirts a load of purell in his hands and rubs vigorously. Then does an annoying clapping motion when he's done.
Sometimes when he returns, he's out of breath and flushed looking. The other day, he returns after a lengthy "session" and proclaims he needs a drink of water.
This guy is ridiculously religious and talks about the "cover-up" movement blah blah blah. He's so stiff and tries to never show any negative emotion.
Now I'm sure he's feverishly beating himself raw every morning. Oh, I'm so grossed out!
you're grossed out?
Consider that he's been leaving the door open all that time, knowing you're mere feet away, hoping you'll accidentally walk in on him. Every day when he does his purell/hand clapping ritual, that's actually your invitation.
NOW how grossed out are you?
IamFogHat
10-24-2009, 09:41 AM
it changes day to day
one day it could be twice, another four times
Depending on how much Nancy Grace material is available?
Fallon
10-24-2009, 02:14 PM
8-9 times a week probably.
:blink:
ScottFromGA
10-24-2009, 06:28 PM
once or twice a week....its becoming boring.
thats really bad, isn't it?
sr71blackbird
10-24-2009, 06:51 PM
When I was in grade school "this guy I know" did it 7 times in one day and on the 7th ejaculate, it came out blood.
Jughead
10-24-2009, 07:20 PM
[QUOTE=sr71blackbird;2548561]When I was in grade school "this guy I know" did it 7 times in one day and on the 7th ejaculate, it came out blood.[/QUOT
King Hippos Bandaid
10-24-2009, 07:42 PM
usually if I dont get any , I will j/o if I am having trouble falling asleep
it knocks me out
Ritalin
10-24-2009, 08:01 PM
usually if I dont get any , I will j/o if I am having trouble falling asleep
it knocks me out
When you fall asleep, do you still have a sandwich hanging out of your mouth?
King Hippos Bandaid
10-24-2009, 08:09 PM
When you fall asleep, do you still have a sandwich hanging out of your mouth?
no sir
I rarely eat after 9 pm (cept when I drink)
opie's twisted balls
10-31-2009, 11:50 PM
and on the 7th ejaculate, it came out blood.
Sounds biblical and apocalyptic....
And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the splooge became as blood
CountryBob
11-17-2013, 12:04 PM
was watching the Seinfeld episode when they had the bet for who could hold out the longest from spanking their monkey - and I thought what was the longest time I have went without takin care of business.... 2 weeks and it was hell.
what about ya'll? anyone went longer than this?
jennysmurf
11-17-2013, 07:07 PM
When I saw the that this thread had been bumped, I assumed LordJezo had visited. Does that mean CBob is now Jezo?
furie
11-17-2013, 07:38 PM
stop when cartilage comes out
jennysmurf
11-17-2013, 07:43 PM
stop when cartilage comes out
:laugh: Ouch!
DarkHippie
11-21-2013, 09:47 AM
:laugh: Ouch!
It's actually quite nice. Massages the prostate
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