She's just a little pregnant [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Judge Smails

11-11-2009, 05:57 AM

World's smallest mother Stacey Herald to give birth for the third time (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6529806/Worlds-smallest-mother-Stacey-Herald-to-give-birth-for-the-third-time.html)

Mrs Herald, who is just 2ft 4ins, was told that becoming pregnant could kill her but has already defied doctors to have two healthy babies.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6457/article007246f73000005d.jpg
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3609/article007246fd8000005dp.jpg
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1600/article007247093000005d.jpg
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/932/article007246a1f000005dz.jpg
http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/SpongeBob-SquarePants-p364086920.jpg

Dude!

11-11-2009, 06:04 AM

The 35-year-old from Dry Ridge, Kentucky, USA, suffers from Osteogenesis Imperfecta, which causes brittle bones and underdeveloped lungs, and means she failed to grow.

Dry Ridge?
or Dry Heaves!

A.J.

11-11-2009, 06:08 AM

Mrs Herald and her husband, a trainee priest, say they want even more children.

2 kids and another on the way? I don't think his training is going so well.

Judge Smails

11-11-2009, 06:10 AM

This guy is a twisted fuck.

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/wtf3579674.gif

topless_mike

11-11-2009, 07:00 AM

This guy is a twisted fuck.

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/wtf3579674.gif

it took that long for something to figure out?
i got it after the first pic.

barf by the way.

Boogie in Va

11-11-2009, 07:08 AM

She looks like a beach ball. I just want to bounce her around and kick her through the sand.

Freitag

11-11-2009, 07:17 AM

The 35-year-old from Dry Ridge, Kentucky, USA, suffers from Osteogenesis Imperfecta, which causes brittle bones and underdeveloped lungs, and means she failed to grow.

Does Nadya Suleman meet her in a comic book shop, and then walk around in a poncho?

JohnCharles

11-11-2009, 07:19 AM

Are the kids going to look like basketballs with legs too?

drusilla

11-11-2009, 07:45 AM

looks like one of them might

Contra

11-11-2009, 08:21 AM

2 kids and another on the way? I don't think his training is going so well.

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/wtf3579674.gif

I think his training is going just fine.

Fallon

11-11-2009, 11:55 AM

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/wtf3579674.gif

I think his training is going just fine.

The kid on the left is all WTF.

HBox

11-11-2009, 12:02 PM

When that guy comes home he must feel like Godzilla walking through Tokyo.

topless_mike

11-11-2009, 12:06 PM

my question is, and i dont mean to be rude n shit, but how does a guy like that look at her and say "hot damn, i gotta get me some of that"

Meataball23

11-11-2009, 12:17 PM

my question is, and i dont mean to be rude n shit, but how does a guy like that look at her and say "hot damn, i gotta get me some of that"

Hes a sick fuck

Also he looks a little like eddie izzard

SatCam

11-11-2009, 12:18 PM

my question is, and i dont mean to be rude n shit, but how does a guy like that look at her and say "hot damn, i gotta get me some of that"

I take it youve never fucked a yoga ball

Judge Smails

11-11-2009, 03:37 PM

Imagine this guy comes home one night "drunk as a Ron and Fez producer" and stumbles into the wrong bedroom. In his condition he probably couldn't tell the difference between his wife and his daughter. Looks like they both wear the same pj's anyway. That little girl's gotta be walking funny in preschool every Monday.

IamFogHat

11-11-2009, 03:43 PM

I like when I get your jokes before I open the thread.

boosterp

11-11-2009, 03:45 PM

:blink: Very few posts do I find it difficult to type something without sounding like an asshole, but this is one.

Ritalin

11-11-2009, 03:59 PM

He literally gets his freak on.

Kevin

11-11-2009, 04:06 PM

This guy has to be a ped...

This is the closest thing he can get to being leagle.

And the priest thing makes sense...

opie's twisted balls

11-11-2009, 04:26 PM

thats fucked up!

http://i33.tinypic.com/mb3cqg.jpg

brettmojo

11-11-2009, 06:49 PM

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8463/11859426182122.gif

JohnGacysCrawlSpace

11-11-2009, 07:39 PM

Ewww...was that the chick who got mauled by the chimp?

CofyCrakCocaine

11-11-2009, 07:52 PM

I was going to comment that the father looks alot like a RF.net poster, but I'm not sure if that poster is married or not and thereby cause me to indirectly diss his wife. So I'll let you all think that I meant you, and have the world mad at me, or, which is far more likely, not give a shit either way.

razorboy

11-11-2009, 08:23 PM

Ugh. Good to see people being responsible.

teej

11-11-2009, 08:27 PM

mmm.....spinner

keithy_19

11-11-2009, 08:37 PM

I'm happy for them. I think that if they love each other than that's all that matters.

Can they ground their kids for talking down to their mother?

mikeyboy

11-11-2009, 08:38 PM

I'm happy for them. I think that if they love each other than that's all that matters.

Can they ground their kids for talking down to their mother?
http://www.struff.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/rimshot.gif

~Katja~

11-11-2009, 08:39 PM

http://www.struff.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/rimshot.gif
oh man... a struff smiley??? this site is really going to shit

mikeyboy

11-11-2009, 08:41 PM

oh man... a struff smiley??? this site is really going to shit

Oddly, it just came up in a google image search. I didn't realize it was a struff one until I posted the image address.

~Katja~

11-11-2009, 08:42 PM

Oddly, it just came up in a google image search. I didn't realize it was a struff one until I posted the image address.
heh... red uses struff smilies all the time

keithy_19

11-11-2009, 08:48 PM

http://www.struff.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/rimshot.gif

I'll be here all week.

Fallon

11-11-2009, 08:51 PM

I'll be here all week.

Damn.

Judge Smails

11-11-2009, 08:59 PM

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3609/article007246fd8000005dp.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/leprechaun_2.jpg?t=1258005509

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/insultinjury/alabama_Leprechaun.gif

keithy_19

11-11-2009, 09:10 PM

Damn.

:flush:
:clap:

Willmore

11-12-2009, 07:22 AM

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3609/article007246fd8000005dp.jpg

I guess he got tired fucking this (http://www.toyd.com/spbobsqindo.html).

KingGeno

11-12-2009, 05:26 PM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/09/article-0-07246A1F000005DC-470_306x423.jpg

http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/stacey-herald-worlds-smallest-mother.jpg

2 foot tall woman gives birth again, is incredibly hot (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1226443/Worlds-smallest-mother-risk-giving-birth-time.html)

KingGeno

11-12-2009, 05:27 PM

Reminds me of Kraid from Metroid

http://www.freewebs.com/metroidland/smart_kraid01.jpg

WRESTLINGFAN

11-12-2009, 05:29 PM

I got less sick looking at the chimp ladys mangled face

weekapaugjz

11-12-2009, 05:29 PM

Reminds me of Kraid from Metroid

http://www.freewebs.com/metroidland/smart_kraid01.jpg

i was thinking more krang.

http://www.acampos.eu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/krang.jpg

plus, this is already a thread.

jauble

11-12-2009, 05:30 PM

Kind of reminds me of another thread....

SatCam

11-12-2009, 05:52 PM

just as gross the second time around

Marc with a c

11-12-2009, 05:59 PM

her hands are way too big for her body.

Judge Smails

11-12-2009, 06:02 PM

Hoo-Hoo

opie's twisted balls

11-12-2009, 06:09 PM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/09/article-0-07246A1F000005DC-470_306x423.jpg
carve some triangular eyes and nose into that monstrosity and it would make for a half decent jackolantern

Enabler

11-12-2009, 06:24 PM

just as gross the second time around

:lol: its funny cuz its true :lol:

Devo37

11-12-2009, 06:30 PM

Judge Smails

11-12-2009, 06:35 PM

What do I gotta do to get a thread merge around here? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85085)

http://www.upload3r.com/serve/111109/1257965383.gif

mikeyboy

11-13-2009, 03:21 AM

What do I gotta do to get a thread merge around here? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85085)

http://www.upload3r.com/serve/111109/1257965383.gif

I would have merged it when I was still in charge.

Hottub

11-13-2009, 03:36 AM

I didn't read either.

No offense.

Judge Smails

12-07-2009, 01:48 PM

THE world's smallest mother has given birth to a healthy baby boy — despite fears the pregnancy could kill her.
(http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2761163/Worlds-tiniest-mum-gives-birth.html)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00943/mum-682_943636a.jpg

Dude!

12-07-2009, 01:49 PM