Just bought my midnight showing of New Moon tickets

[LordJezo]

http://www.78west.com/board_images/newmoon.jpg

Four tickets, bitches!

[instrument]

Great, I hope you have three daughters that you're taking.

[KingGeno]

I'm flabbergasted about how people like this complete and utter garbage series. It is horrendous.

http://www.shrani.si/f/1j/dM/Axw3xr3/vampire-vs-faggot.jpg

[biggirl]

yeah, 4 of my girlfriends talked me into going on Friday the 20th. I am looking forward to dinner (and lots of drinks) before hand and hopefully bar after!

[IMSlacker]

You know, proof that you've received a H1N1 vaccination is required to attend, right?

[SatCam]

New Moon? More like New World Order amirite?

[mikeyboy]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/604/newmoonz.jpg

Four tickets, bitches!

You're drifting back into your old board character. Please try to be consistent.

[TheMojoPin]

How does fake neo-con Jezo reconcile with the fake creepy homo Jezo?

[Kevin]

How does fake neo-con Jezo reconcile with the fake creepy homo Jezo?

Aren't All Neo-cons creepy homos?

[JohnCharles]

I think it's fairly creepy to go see New Moon.

[Furtherman]

Membership down at the gym? I figure you just go drop some soap to see that.

[LordJezo]

I wonder if I will be one of the oldest people there, and, if the chick I am with (wife) will be the oldest person in the crowd dressing up as a Twilight character. She's been working on her wig for the past few days now.

[grlNIN]

She's been working on her wig for the past few days now.

Movie theaters have a strict werewolves pretending to be humans pretending to be werewolves policy.

[Tallman388]

I wonder if I will be one of the oldest people there, and, if the chick I am with (wife) will be the oldest person in the crowd dressing up as a Twilight character. She's been working on her wig for the past few days now.

That's more disturbing than the Bilderberg Group.

[midwestjeff]

I wonder if I will be one of the oldest people there, and, if the chick I am with (wife) will be the oldest person in the crowd dressing up as a Twilight character. She's been working on her wig for the past few days now.

It's official.
There really is someone for everyone.

[Slumbag]

Moon was great. I'm not sure how new it is anymore, but you'll enjoy it.

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[TheMojoPin]

Moon was great. I'm not sure how new it is anymore, but you'll enjoy it.

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What an outstanding movie.

[Fallon]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/604/newmoonz.jpg

Four tickets, bitches!

Queer.

[PapaBear]

I thought you preferred paperless tickets for your tween mingling.

EDIT: I'm always confusing those two.

[A.J.]

Are you going on Monday?

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[booster11373]

Say Hi to Scotty 2 Hotty he 's a fan too

[foodcourtdruide]

I wonder if I will be one of the oldest people there, and, if the chick I am with (wife) will be the oldest person in the crowd dressing up as a Twilight character. She's been working on her wig for the past few days now.

This is actually really sweet. My wife and I watch wrestling (not during football season) and sometimes we go to autograph signings and she gets a huge kick out of it.

[ScottFromGA]

Queer.

x2

[Contra]

x2

X5




See you there

[Death Metal Moe]

Lord Jezo is officially the new worst thing you can call a man.

[Willmore]

Kristen Stewart is a actually a good actress. She was great in Into The Wild, but I can not watch this effeminate vampire series, it's just beyond horrible.

[LordJezo]

So.............


Anyone else going tonight?

[Skellington]

So.............


Anyone else going tonight?

No. Not even if it promised sex. Because the sex would probably suck just as bad as the acting in this movie.

[Chigworthy]

I wonder if I will be one of the oldest people there, and, if the chick I am with (wife) will be the oldest person in the crowd dressing up as a Twilight character. She's been working on her wig for the past few days now.

They're not going to let you take the dessicated corpse of your abusive mother in there no matter how many times you try to claim that it's your wife.

[LordJezo]

Only a few hours to go..

We are hanging out watching the MST3K version of Twilight.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight

Hilarious. Those guys still have it after all the years that have gone by.

[landarch]

My wife and her parents and sister are all going to waste a couple of hours of their time tonight to watch this shit. Never before have I been so happy to have to babysit these two two-year-olds.

[LordJezo]

So this movie?

It was pretty bad.

First one is way better.

[underdog]

So this movie?

It was pretty bad.

Shocking.

[Skellington]

So this movie?

It was pretty bad.

First one is way better.

Was it the lack of sparkling, or was it possible for the acting to suck more than a Kirby?

[Death Metal Moe]

So this movie?

It was pretty bad.

First one is way better.

Was it worse than your shtick on this messageboard?

[LordJezo]

Was it the lack of sparkling, or was it possible for the acting to suck more than a Kirby?

It didn't have any fun scenes in it like the baseball game from the first. It was just two hours of looking at some Indian werewolf's abs. It had a decent fight (or at least Edward getting beat up) at the end but overall it lacked joy. The symbolism of vampire = sex also came out in an over the top way at the end when she wanted to be turned and begged him to do it to her and he responds simply with "Marry me first" or something. Yeah. Need to wait until marriage to do it. It being turning into a vampire. The audience went nuts at that part and cheered. Then it was over.

Overall it was no where near as good as the first. The wife enjoyed it though.