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S0S
11-19-2009, 05:19 PM
What have you learned from Ron and Fez?

spainlinx0
11-19-2009, 05:26 PM
Dessert is part of the meal.

Stuft
11-19-2009, 05:35 PM
Fuck Twitter! :innocent:

TeeBone
11-19-2009, 05:38 PM
Nothing other than what good radio sounds like. :clap:

Devo37
11-19-2009, 05:45 PM
<strike>it's bad to run stop signs, unless a china-man is crossing the street with a bag of food.</strike>

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 05:53 PM
It dont make you a bad person!!





Also, all deer need to be relocated to montana

TheGameHHH
11-19-2009, 06:17 PM
i can be silent for 90% of a radio show and still have my name attached to it.

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 06:26 PM
i can be silent for 90% of a radio show and still have my name attached to it.

:lol:

Tenure in teaching and in radio

boosterp
11-19-2009, 06:29 PM
That I'm not a bad person.

Devo37
11-19-2009, 06:33 PM
that there are a lot of Fez haters on this board :thumbdown:

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 06:38 PM
that there are a lot of Fez haters on this board :thumbdown:



But he makes it so easy

Im sure we'd all like to pretend Fez is still hysterical but be fair.

MIKEYDAKEN
11-19-2009, 06:38 PM
that mikeyboy is a quitter.

monkfish
11-19-2009, 06:45 PM
Restaurants are shit if they don't offer rice pudding.

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 06:59 PM
angel is the centerfold never happened

Death Metal Moe
11-19-2009, 07:05 PM
Dipping things into your soup is actually disgusting.

razorboy
11-19-2009, 07:11 PM
Keep it real.

And keep the rest in your pocket.

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 07:13 PM
The mighty horse dont spell rocks rox

Death Metal Moe
11-19-2009, 07:14 PM
That Tommy Tom sure had the life.

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 07:15 PM
Inbreds!!!

Death Metal Moe
11-19-2009, 07:22 PM
Their demo is extremely diverse, it even reaches to old Jewish women in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. And they tend to call in even when they're not able to hear the show anymore.

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 07:26 PM
Their demo is extremely diverse, it even reaches to old Jewish women in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. And they tend to call in even when they're not able to hear the show anymore.

:clap::lol:


And large frenchmen who are petrified of snakes

Devo37
11-19-2009, 07:27 PM
Fez has never played a character named Rusty Trombone (the Jazz Musician).

Judge Smails
11-19-2009, 07:29 PM
That they're here. They're queer. And they will not disappear.

Stankfoot
11-19-2009, 07:35 PM
All women are ugly and stupid.

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 07:37 PM
What else can he say, this is not a bit

Judge Smails
11-19-2009, 07:40 PM
That joking with fecal matter is never justified.

weekapaugjz
11-19-2009, 07:40 PM
that's its ok to eat doughnuts covered in ants for breakfast.

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 07:45 PM
You can sue for falling up subway steps

weekapaugjz
11-19-2009, 07:46 PM
that the NL is a tough league to get a hit in

Death Metal Moe
11-19-2009, 07:50 PM
I can't believe we missed this little factoid:

We learned that White people are so scared of Black people.

Death Metal Moe
11-19-2009, 07:51 PM
We learned if you turn down sex from any woman you're gay. And then we learned that was the worst thing you could call a man.

weekapaugjz
11-19-2009, 07:52 PM
how to over tip

JohnCharles
11-19-2009, 07:53 PM
That you aren't an orphan as long as you have Ronnie B. in your life.

Death Metal Moe
11-19-2009, 07:54 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OTE5Hn-fa40/SUJkX9x7GEI/AAAAAAAAAYg/CPFsk5Aga-c/s320/Lettuce_wraps.jpg

http://www.tartrestaurant.com/uploads/mint-julep-.jpg

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 07:59 PM
The best way for a 50 year old queen to meet a man is to hang around a piano bar in chelsea during nfl games

PapaBear
11-19-2009, 07:59 PM
Levon Helm isn't just the name of a musician.

Death Metal Moe
11-19-2009, 08:00 PM
There's nothing that Ron loves more than a Bumper Sticker Update on the phones:

http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/bumper_stickers.jpg

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 08:05 PM
If a gay person anywhere is wronged...its the worst injustice ever

Although no one on the show is an out of the closet homosexual

Penelope
11-19-2009, 08:10 PM
Retards have super strength, and being gay is a shameful thing that you should hide.

Death Metal Moe
11-19-2009, 08:11 PM
Does it make you gay like Ron and Ron says?

Well we learned that Hell no man, it makes you Fez.

Meataball23
11-19-2009, 08:33 PM
California rolls are the best kind of sushi

landarch
11-20-2009, 02:25 AM
I learned that joking with fecal matter is never justified.

edit: shit. sorry judge smails

Melk
11-20-2009, 03:42 AM
edit: shit. sorry judge smails
What's wrong, buddy? Havin' a bad day?

I learned that, "What's wrong, buddy?" is the introduction of a Fez ait.

A.J.
11-20-2009, 04:08 AM
"Ichiban" is Asian for "Number One".

Ritalin
11-20-2009, 04:16 AM
That Spring Lake is closer to Philly than New York.

Pittsburgh
11-20-2009, 05:09 AM
That slowly feeding a co-host to the wolves will cover for a lack of show prep. (provided you have enough wolves on the phone lines)

Freitag
11-20-2009, 05:23 AM
Fez was previously known as the "Pittsburgh Platter".

RADIO-SHARK
11-20-2009, 05:26 AM
Ron likes to shake hands...

disneyspy
11-20-2009, 05:26 AM
you can take a 12 year break from talking to them and they'll remember you

meanmrbill
11-20-2009, 05:48 AM
Earl's grandmother does A LOT of fucking in heaven.

dukester
11-20-2009, 07:12 AM
there are two kinds of people in this world, carnys and rubes.

SinA
11-20-2009, 08:34 AM
tipping: someone helps you out, you help them out. everyone gets $2.

Death Metal Moe
11-20-2009, 08:39 AM
We learned tha RBI doesn't stand for runs batted in anymore.

landarch
11-20-2009, 09:12 AM
What's wrong, buddy? Havin' a bad day?

I learned that, "What's wrong, buddy?" is the introduction of a Fez ait.

I've learned that it is OK for me to start crying now.

Meataball23
11-20-2009, 11:30 AM
Conflict resolution

"fuck you fuck stick"

KC2OSO
11-20-2009, 12:54 PM
I've learned why we can't have nice things and what a nice girl from a nice family really is.