When I die....

[JohnCharles]

I want to be.... (insert answer).

For me : cremated and have my ashed spread out at my cabin.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

A lawyer, or maybe a doctor.

[RhinoinMN]

I want to be.... (insert answer).

For me : creamed and have my asshole spread out at my cabin.

This makes more sense.

[weekapaugjz]

thrown in the dumpster.

[Death Metal Moe]

It's gonna rain when I die.

[razorboy]

Well-groomed.

[opie's twisted balls]

I could give a flying fuck....I'll be dead

[Slumbag]

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell.
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell.
It don't make sense going to heaven with the Goody Goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black Hoodies.









But seriously, burned on a funeral pyre.

[Dude!]

cremated

then the ashes doled out
to my relatives
to put on their foreheads
the 7th Wednesday before Easter
each year

[TheMojoPin]

Zombified.

[razorboy]

Don't bury me... I'm not dead!

[Death Metal Moe]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p61z2enroU4/SPf9w5_zcbI/AAAAAAAAA7s/MnLfaBkN3LQ/s400/Grave+-+And+Here+I+Die+Satisfied+-+Front.jpg

[biggirl]

when I die...I want lots of flowers...yellow roses...I want people to sing that I was the bested lady in the world and then I want them to cry their eyes out cause they will miss me so much.

then I want my body put in formaldehyde...put in a museum or something.

[A.J.]

Treated like Mussolini.

[sailor]

I want to be.... (insert answer).

For me : cremated and have my ashed spread out at my cabin.

why make that mess for your family to vacuum up?

[Chigworthy]

Toss me in the Ganges. Yuck.

[Pittsburgh]

I kinda like the Tibet "Sky Funeral", where they cut you up and feed you to vultures that hang around just for the occasion. They even grind your bones and mix them with flour.

Lucky birds.

[JPMNICK]

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell.
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell.
It don't make sense going to heaven with the Goody Goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black Hoodies.



this is the 1st thing I thought and I was coming in here to post it.

[boosterp]

cremated and sspread through the woods with just a bit of my ashes in a Shiner bottle hanging from a tree.

[Jujubees2]

Returned for deposit.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

buried next to my wife...

hope this jewish-catholic thing get in the way

[RhinoinMN]

cremated and sspread through the woods with just a bit of my ashes in a Shiner bottle hanging from a tree.

Bock, Blonde, or Hefeweizen?

[boosterp]

Bock, Blonde, or Hefeweizen?

Bock of course, I'm not a savage.

[Snoogans]

a zombie

[razorboy]

If I should die before I wake,
All my bone and sinew take
Put me in the compost pile
To decompose me for a while.

Worms, water, sun will have their way,
Returning me to common clay
All that I am will feed the trees
And little fishes in the seas.

When radishes and corn you munch,
You may be having me for lunch
And then excrete me with a grin,
Chortling, "There goes Ian again."

'Twill be my happiest destiny
To die and live eternally.

[GregoryJoseph]

I want my carcass thrown into the woods for the animals to feast on.

No formaldehyde, no coffin.

If not, I want to be cremated.

I don't care what anyone decides to do with my ashes afterward.

[Aggie]

I want my carcass thrown into the woods for the animals to feast on.

No formaldehyde, no coffin.

If not, I want to be cremated.

I don't care what anyone decides to do with my ashes afterward.

Then why not donate it to science and have some good use come out of it? I'm sure they would love to study the long term effects of Neti Pot use on the sinus.

[TheMojoPin]

I want my carcass thrown into the woods for the animals to feast on.

No formaldehyde, no coffin.

If not, I want to be cremated.

I don't care what anyone decides to do with my ashes afterward.

Please don't tease us with the image of you being torn apart by wild animals.

The only way it could be even sweeter is if the wolves on your clothes came to life and ate your face.

[SatCam]

recycle me