Annoying ways to start a conversation?

[JerseyRich]

What's a way to start a conversation that gets on your nerves?

We have an IT guy here at work that just started talking to my boss...he started the conversation with "Question..."

Stop it. Just ask your question.

[Marc with a c]

hi, i'm rich.

[JerseyRich]

hi, i'm rich.

What's your favorite season of Real World?

[Ritalin]

"So, how do you like me so far?"

[WampusCrandle]

"10 inches"

[lleeder]

"I was thinking about this Ron..."

[TheMojoPin]

What's a way to start a conversation that gets on your nerves?

We have an IT guy here at work that just started talking to my boss...he started the conversation with "Question..."

Stop it. Just ask your question.

FUNK DAT, HATER.

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[Marc with a c]

What's your favorite season of Real World?

london.

conversation over.

[TheMojoPin]

london.

conversation over.

Crazy talk.

[JerseyRich]

london.

conversation over.

If you hit me with that nonsense, it would be over.

[Death Metal Moe]

"Hey want a hug?"

Usually creeps 'em out.

[Hottub]

Big Ass 307, buddays!

[razorboy]

Sup?

[Marc with a c]

If you hit me with that nonsense, it would be over.

both you suckers need to wise up. show me a better storyline than a singer that couldn't speak for two weeks or somebody that got there tounge bit off. plus jacinda? fuck your moms!!

[TheMojoPin]

Congratulations. You just described the only things that weren't coma-inducing in how boring they were that season.

[Marc with a c]

what about the pig heart wrapped in barbd wire? you need to check yourself.

[Marc with a c]

plus jacinda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JerseyRich]

both you suckers need to wise up. show me a better storyline than a singer that couldn't speak for two weeks or somebody that got there tounge bit off. plus jacinda? fuck your moms!!

Season 5...Miami...Dan...Melissa
"It wasn't yours to open, you stupid bitch."

That line might be the single greatest line in the 20 years that show has been on.

Fuck your tongue biting, and your crybaby richboy who wants to race cars.

[Marc with a c]

Season 5...Miami...Dan...Melissa
"It wasn't yours to open, you stupid bitch."

That line might be the single greatest line in the 20 years that show has been on.

Fuck your tongue biting, and your crybaby richboy who wants to race cars.

are the only shows you watch star some guido from the bronx?

[JerseyRich]

are the only shows you watch star some guido from the bronx?


Let me see...

I watch the Yankees...check
I watch Cash Cab...most likely...check
Jersey Shore...check


You have a point.
I might have to show you the situation.

[razorboy]

Congratulations. You just described the only things that weren't coma-inducing in how boring they were that season.

When did this thread become about the Cubs?

[yojimbo7248]

I know it's not politically correct but...

[Aggie]

"To be honest..."

[yojimbo7248]

"To be honest..."

good one. as opposed to the rest of the times you open your mouth, you lying son of a bitch

[JerseyRich]

Let throw in "Not for nothing..." with that.

[Death Metal Moe]

::Looks both ways::

Hey wanna hear a joke?

[Marc with a c]

"it's the same thing as a shirt, but there aren't any sleeves."

[TheMojoPin]

"Howdy!"

[razorboy]

It should clear right up after the antibiotics.

[mikeyboy]

"You have a very attractive penis"

[sailor]

are the only shows you watch star some guido from the bronx?

Joe was a Brooklyn preppy.

[joeybadass]

which one of you queers want to touch my guns?

[Marc with a c]

Joe was a Brooklyn preppy.

the worst.

[joeybadass]

do you have any italian in you?

[razorboy]

If hating is your occupation, I probably have a fulltime job for you.

[Death Metal Moe]

Do you know Fred from Brooklyn?

[joeybadass]

If hating is your occupation, I probably have a fulltime job for you.

stop stealin my shit.

[boosterp]

"Howdy!"

Fuck you.

Any one who starts the conversation with "um..." or "you know..." just needs to shut their mouth and write the shit down, I already want to ignore you.

[razorboy]

Um, you know, my name is Boosterp.

[joeybadass]

Fuck you.

Any one who starts the conversation with "um..." or "you know..." just needs to shut their mouth and write the shit down, I already want to ignore you.

any dude from texas is a fuckin queer.

the broads on the other hand...

[FrogSlayer]

The worst for me is usually delivered by parents or spouses....

What you NEED to do is....

I told my wife years ago if she starts a sentence like that, I will tune her out completely

[boosterp]

any dude from texas is a fuckin queer.

the broads on the other hand...

Yea, and we know you get your protein on your knees bitch.

[razorboy]

any dude from texas is a fuckin queer.

the broads on the other hand...

What's wrong with queer broads?

[joeybadass]

What's wrong with queer broads?

it's against gods plan.

queer.

[yojimbo7248]

Do you know Fred from Brooklyn?


It's now Fred Brooklyn. the 'from' sounds like 'cum' which is gay. Are you saying Fred is a fag by saying "Fred from Brooklyn"?

[Death Metal Moe]

It's now Fred Brooklyn. the 'from' sounds like 'cum' which is gay. Are you saying Fred is a fag by saying "Fred from Brooklyn"?

I'm saying whatever you feel is the worst way I could have said it is.

[yojimbo7248]

I'm saying whatever you feel is the worst way I could have said it is.

:lol:

[schmizzbo]

"Don't genital warts suck? I know I hate mine."

[sr71blackbird]

((COUGH))Is AIDS infectious?

[Death Metal Moe]

You got any Valtrex I could borrow? I left mine at some other girl's house last night.

[razorboy]

Your place or my Parent's house?

[sr71blackbird]

"C'mere, smell my breath, does it smell like I ate a shit sandwich? HHHAAAAAAAAA....."

[schmizzbo]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

[GregoryJoseph]

"Don't you just hate (insert racial epithet here)?"

[schmizzbo]

"Don't you just hate (insert racial epithet here)?"

Wrong thread.

This is the "Annoying ways to start a conversation?", not the best way.

[Death Metal Moe]

Wrong thread.

This is the "Annoying ways to start a conversation?", not the Anthony Cumia Charm School.

Fixed it for ya.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a variation to Aggie

Honestly....


When u fucking say Honestly, you are buying time to make up your lie

[TooLowBrow]

"I read in Dear Abbey..."

[Marc with a c]

"...and this is randy."

(unless you are adf)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

"...and this is randy."

(unless you are adf)


disclaimers...

u gettin soft

[Marc with a c]

disclaimers...

u gettin soft

if i ate randy i still wouldn't be as soft as you.

(either randy)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if i ate randy i still wouldn't be as soft as you.

(either randy)


I jab back, you throw the haymaker

nicely done

[sailor]

"when did marc get funny again?"

[Death Metal Moe]

"I'm SOMEBODY online!"

[razorboy]

Rick in Sarasota, punchin out

[Marc with a c]

"sorry, i'm busy playing beer pong."

[razorboy]

I have a beard.

[Ritalin]

"Hey! Alright! Cameltoe!"

[JerseyRich]

I have a beard.

That would not only be obvious...but would be a chick magnet.

[jauble]

A prolonged wet sneeze.

[PapaBear]

Do you like your balls played with?

[Fallon]

"Oh hey, what's your board name?"

[PapaBear]

Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to take her to her Jr. Prom?

[Dude!]

I'm from Jersey

[razorboy]

like
this!

[Ritalin]

I drove here all the way from Minnesota.

[underdog]

"Oh hey, what's your board name?"

You should go to the christmas party on Saturday.

[Fallon]

You should go to the christmas party on Saturday.

Unfortunately I got a Xmas part yo go to Friday night. Otherwise I probably would have went. But I'm not going down just for two days anymore. Has to be at least three and I got work Monday.

[underdog]

Unfortunately I got a Xmas part yo go to Friday night. Otherwise I probably would have went. But I'm not going down just for two days anymore. Has to be at least three and I got work Monday.

We should make people come up to our stupid city in the spring.

[Fallon]

We should make people come up to our stupid city in the spring.

Really.

Bunch of assholes need to start traveling to us.

[underdog]

Really.

Bunch of assholes need to start traveling to us.

I think sailor comes up like once a year.

It would be like you, me and sailor standing around.

That sounds awful.

[Fallon]

I think sailor comes up like once a year.

It would be like you, me and sailor standing around.

That sounds awful.

What about James?

[weekapaugjz]

I think sailor comes up like once a year.

It would be like you, me and sailor standing around.

That sounds awful.

i couldn't imagine a worse time.

[STC-Dub]

"I have a question..."

[landarch]

People who start sentences and or conversations with "I'm thinkin'" should be bludgeoned

[A.J.]

"Quick question...."

[underdog]

What about James?

We might be able to get him to pick up Sleeves, too.

[schmizzbo]

"I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Got a tissue?"

[boosterp]

"Hi, my name is John, John Charles."