I fell for it!

[sr71blackbird]

The light above my desk burned out so I asked a co worker for the number for Facilities Management for out building and and he wrote back "867 5309" and it sounded familiar, so I called it. It turned out to be a fax number in the 516 area code where I am, and while its making its noise and I look at the number again, I realize I have been had!

Have you ever fallen for an obvious joke?

[FrogSlayer]

Have you ever fallen for an obvious joke?

yes , I opened another one of your threads

[biggestmexi]

this thread.

I read it.

[Snoogans]

you seriously have to call someone to change a fuckin lightbulb?

[KingGeno]

you seriously have to call someone to change a fuckin lightbulb?

THought the same thing.

[Aggie]

you seriously have to call someone to change a fuckin lightbulb?

in an office buliding, yes. they are in the ceiling and are those long, tube flourescent lights. they bring a ladder and the bulbs. we don't have that shit laying around.

oh, and you're an idiot for falling for that.

[Snoogans]

in an office buliding, yes. they are in the ceiling and are those long, tube flourescent lights. they bring a ladder and the bulbs. we don't have that shit laying around.

oh, and you're an idiot for falling for that.

he said it was his desk lamp

[Aggie]

he said it was his desk lamp

read better. "the light above my desk"

[A.J.]

he said it was his desk lamp

Yeah, but it may be one of those desk lamps that requires a special bulb. My desk has a lamp that uses one of those long bulbs.

[Snoogans]

read better. "the light above my desk"

That I take to mean a desk lamp. Otherwise wouldnt you just say the ceiling light?


Yeah, but it may be one of those desk lamps that requires a special bulb. My desk has a lamp that uses one of those long bulbs.

what do you have, a fuckin 40 foot desk?

[KingGeno]

Yeah, but it may be one of those desk lamps that requires a special bulb. My desk has a lamp that uses one of those long bulbs.




Scary long bulbs. It's a light bulb. Not a leaky test rocket.


But of course we'll get the "Well.....I'm not paid to change light bulbs, even though a retarded midgit can change light bulbs. We pay the maintenance guy to change light bulbs. THat's much more important than reviewing HVAC systems, ensure clean and working lavatories, etc....but we will bust his balls about it regardless."

[disneyspy]

i once told a bunch of people in chat to call the ron and fez show at 9 at night,we ended up leaving a bunch of crank calls

[Snoogans]

i once told a bunch of people in chat to call the ron and fez show at 9 at night,we ended up leaving a bunch of crank calls

did you forget to take your meds again?

[disneyspy]

did you forget to take your meds again?

this isnt the listening thread?

[A.J.]

Yeah, but it may be one of those desk lamps that requires a special bulb. My desk has a lamp that uses one of those long bulbs.

what do you have, a fuckin 40 foot desk?

Scary long bulbs. It's a light bulb. Not a leaky test rocket.

No, it's like a 3 foot light in my cubicle. Changing the bulb, isn't the problem -- getting the bulb is. Which is why I thought maybe that's why he called facilities.

[KingGeno]

No, it's like a 3 foot light in my cubicle. Changing the bulb, isn't the problem -- getting the bulb is. Which is why I thought maybe that's why he called facilities.

Do you also need someone to carry you to the bathroom?

Or need assistance with putting sugar and cream in your coffee?


Americans. Sheesh.

[Snoogans]

No, it's like a 3 foot light in my cubicle. Changing the bulb, isn't the problem -- getting the bulb is. Which is why I thought maybe that's why he called facilities.

i think he typed wrong. he prob went to the facilities to jerk off to whatever sick video he was watching

[KingGeno]

Typical RonFez.net office worker:


I NEED A LIGHT BULB! IT'S OUT! WHAT CAN I DO?

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[Snoogans]

all 30 of those faggots couldnt take down 1 guy?

[boosterp]

you seriously have to call someone to change a fuckin lightbulb?

In the various hospitals that I worked we had to call, we could also face punishment if we changed them ourselves. Since fluorescents have mercury in them they have to be disposed of a certain way and if broken becomes a Hazmat situation. So both my desk lamp and overhead lights used fluorescent, it was a pain asking someone to change a fucking light bulb.

[Snoogans]

In the various hospitals that I worked we had to call, we could also face punishment if we changed them ourselves. Since fluorescents have mercury in them they have to be disposed of a certain way and if broken becomes a Hazmat situation. So both my desk lamp and overhead lights used fluorescent, it was a pain asking someone to change a fucking light bulb.

if he works in a hospital im moving to Canada

[biggestmexi]

I have to call people to replace the fluorescent lights in the ceiling here.

If I didnt call the electrician, and did it myself the could file a grievance.

FUCK ASS UNIONS

[boosterp]

if he works in a hospital im moving to Canada

:lol:

[sr71blackbird]

Its a long flurecent light, and they don't keep them by us because they facility guys flip out if we do their jobs. Its a union shop and I understand, otherwise I would have no problem doing it.

[Snoogans]

Its a long flurecent light, and they don't keep them by us because they facility guys flip out if we do their jobs. Its a union shop and I understand, otherwise I would have no problem doing it.

please just tell me its not a hospital

[Ritalin]

you seriously have to call someone to change a fuckin lightbulb?

how many sr71's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: he shoves it up his ass.

[Fallon]

Yeah, but it may be one of those desk lamps that requires a special bulb. My desk has a lamp that uses one of those long bulbs.

I changed a couple thousand of those this summer at work. Stupid going green.

[El Mudo]

In the various hospitals that I worked we had to call, we could also face punishment if we changed them ourselves. Since fluorescents have mercury in them they have to be disposed of a certain way and if broken becomes a Hazmat situation. So both my desk lamp and overhead lights used fluorescent, it was a pain asking someone to change a fucking light bulb.

No joke. When I worked at Giant every once in a while when we would replace those on the shelves, someone would drop one, and you would get the initial shatter, and then a secondary explosion from the powder inside, which sounded like a gunshot and shattered it from huge pieces into smaller ones. We used to get the old ones and chuck em into the dumpster so we could watch them explode.

[Snoogans]

No joke. When I worked at Giant every once in a while when we would replace those on the shelves, someone would drop one, and you would get the initial shatter, and then a secondary explosion from the powder inside, which sounded like a gunshot and shattered it from huge pieces into smaller ones. We used to get the old ones and chuck em into the dumpster so we could watch them explode.

isnt that shit poisonous?

[lleeder]

Tommy Tutone answered and asked for a loan.

[sr71blackbird]

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[boosterp]

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All that mercury vapor flying up in his face.

[biggestmexi]

All that mercury vapor flying up in his face.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Freddie-Mercury-mm01.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

i fall for smails' lemon party link every single time.

[topless_mike]

you seriously have to call someone to change a fuckin lightbulb?

you had to call someone to put up blinds for you.