Quit yer Bitchin' and get in the Kitchen!

[JerseyRich]

This is a thread for those board members that feel the need to complain about the women in your lives.

Are you a misogynist?
Is Archie Bunker your idol?
When you get home from work do you want your beer and dinner waiting for you?

Express your feelings here.
We won't judge you...only root you on.












*this thread is in no way associated with the fictional group "No Ma'am"*

[lleeder]

This thread seems a bit tame. I would have named it " Open your cunt and make me a bundt...cake"

[joeybadass]

fuckin' a!

i doubt this will even get off the ground.

too many queers around here.

[Gmann]

Having woman problems Rich ?

[Aggie]

:thumbdown:

[Mitch&Murray]

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[JerseyRich]

Having woman problems Rich ?

Couldn't be further from the truth. I'm in love.

:thumbdown:

You're practically a dude anyway. Feel free to bitch about your hubby.

[Seinfez]

Men definitely hit the remote more than women...men don't care what's on TV, men only care what else is on TV. Women want to see what the show is before they change the channel, because men hunt and women nest.

[Furtherman]

Note to self: buy MetalAcorna a drink on Saturday. :devil2:

[JerseyRich]

Note to self: buy MetalAcorna a drink on Saturday. :devil2:

I have no problem with that.

Buy me one too!

[lleeder]

Note to self: buy MetalAcorna a drink on Saturday. :devil2:

I guess you missed the point of the thread. I'm telling that bitch to buy me one.

[Furtherman]

I have no problem with that.

Buy me one too!

OK!




fuck that didn't turn out the way i wanted it

[MetalAcorna]

This thread seems a bit tame. I would have named it " Open your cunt and make me a bundt...cake"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Couldn't be further from the truth. I'm in love.

Hmph. You'd better be!!! :annoyed: :tongue:

I guess you missed the point of the thread. I'm telling that bitch to buy me one.

::gasp:: Not nice, Mister. :nono:

[Aggie]

i hate it when my board bitch is always making dumb jokes. be more funny disney.

[MetalAcorna]

Note to self: buy MetalAcorna a drink on Saturday. :devil2:

Heeeee... Much appreciated! :clap:

[Aggie]

i wish metal acorna was my bitch to complain about. :wub:

[JerseyRich]

I certainly didnt mean for this to be a place for women to talk about how much they want to molest each other...

But who am I to stop a good thing?

[Aggie]

I certainly didnt mean for this to be a place for women to talk about how much they want to molest each other...

But who am I to stop a good thing?

nothing ever turns out the way you intend it to.

[JerseyRich]

nothing ever turns out the way you intend it to.

Don't you have an apron to put on and some cookies to bake?

[boosterp]

Having woman problems Rich ?

He can't handle her?

Note to self: buy MetalAcorna a drink on Saturday. :devil2:

She's too lovely for him. Bearded bastard.

[JerseyRich]

He can't handle her?
She's too lovely for him. Bearded bastard.

Are you bummed that your blow up doll doesn't cook for you?

[MetalAcorna]

i wish metal acorna was my bitch to complain about. :wub:

She's too lovely for him. Bearded bastard.

Aww, garsh... ::blushes:: :wub:

[boosterp]

Are you bummed that your blow up doll doesn't cook for you?

I do the cooking bitch! She does the dishes.

Aww, garsh... ::blushes:: :wub:

:wub:

[lleeder]

Rich cant be this into her. He didn't even introduce her to me when we met.

[GregoryJoseph]

After all these years I've finally come to the conclusion that white women are awful.

Time to try a new flavor...

[hammersavage]

I'm such a feminist that I spell it womyn

[lleeder]

After all these years I've finally come to the conclusion that white women are awful.

Time to try a new flavor...

You should try something with dark with nuts.

[DarkHippie]

Somehow i went from a girl who used to beg for anal to a girl that won't even blow me :(

[biggirl]

After all these years I've finally come to the conclusion that white women are awful.

Time to try a new flavor...

i thought you were celibate?

[biggirl]

i can't understand why more women aren't more like me....I cook, I clean, I bake, I raise the kids. I just don't understand these new thinkings of women these days.

[weekapaugjz]

my chick cooked me dinner tonight and cleaned up all the dishes. she is making me sausage, eggs, and pancakes for breakfast in the morning. i've got nothing to complain about tonight.

[A.J.]

No woman, no cry.

[disneyspy]

i hate it when my board bitch is always making dumb jokes. be more funny disney.

oh quit yer bitchin or i'll get in yer kitchen

[A.J.]

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[boosterp]

Somehow i went from a girl who used to beg for anal to a girl that won't even blow me :(

You need to find another woman.

[Yerdaddy]

I can't seem to get her to shave her balls for me. Any suggestions?

[A.J.]

I can't seem to get her to shave her balls for me. Any suggestions?

Welcome back stranger!

[JerseyRich]

I can't seem to get her to shave her balls for me. Any suggestions?

Move to Texas.

[boosterp]

Move to Texas.

Why you...! :laugh:

[Zipgun]

I can't seem to get her to shave her balls for me. Any suggestions?

Get crabs.

[RADIO-SHARK]

Women..can't live with them...can't live without them..:wink:

[razorboy]

Women..can't live with them...can't live without them..:wink:

Good one.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Somehow i went from a girl who used to beg for anal to a girl that won't even blow me :(
Maybe you should wash it off...
or just try for BJ first...
:wink: