I'm a double picker

[opie's twisted balls]

Was in the office late this evening and feeling a bit peckish so went wandering to find kibble.

Nothing pilfer worthy in the lunch room so went to check out the secretary's desk. Sure enough there was a bowl of trail mix. I grabbed a handful went back to my office and noshed. The Smarties really hit the spot so I went back and dug through the bowl and picked them all out. I'm such an asshole.

[weekapaugjz]

what the hell kind of trail mix has smarties in it?

[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, that's fucking weird.

It's only one step away from:

http://www.hookah-shisha.com/hookahlove/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nutsgum.jpg

[opie's twisted balls]

what the hell kind of trail mix has smarties in it?
You think thats odd???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trail_mix

That version calls for M&M's which are effectively the same as Smarties.

[weekapaugjz]

M&M's which are effectively the same as Smarties.

not even close.

[opie's twisted balls]

not even close.
Chocolate wrapped in a hard candy shell

[mikeyboy]

Chocolate wrapped in a hard candy shell

Smarties aren't chocolate. I think you're getting your candies confused.

[weekapaugjz]

and smarties are hard sugar with no chocolate.

[GregoryJoseph]

He's from Canada...

[mikeyboy]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qm2M81VKS-s/SaC6lVU2-UI/AAAAAAAADnM/YmF-_vGHM34/s400/smarties.jpg

[mikeyboy]

He's from Canada...

I just punched "Canadian Smarties" into google image search...

http://www.blisstree.com/chocolatebytes/files/2008/03/smarties.jpg

What the fuck is wrong with that place?

[weekapaugjz]

http://icouldcrybutidonthavetime.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/smarties1.jpg

and speaking of smarties, one time in 5th grade a few friends and i smashed up a bunch of them and i did a line of them. the teacher saw it and freaked out. i had no idea why it was so bad. i just wanted my sugar fix.

[TheMojoPin]

I guess there's two types of Smarties:

http://www.blisstree.com/chocolatebytes/files/2008/03/smarties.jpg

(Which apparently are Canadian and/or European)

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/viper_pit/Smarties.jpg

(Real Smarties)

[weekapaugjz]

I just punched "Canadian Smarties" into google image search...

http://www.blisstree.com/chocolatebytes/files/2008/03/smarties.jpg

What the fuck is wrong with that place?

fucking canadians.

[GregoryJoseph]

In Canada, Smarties are Nestle's ripoff of M&Ms.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/57/219630429_0c7448b088.jpg

[mikeyboy]

These fake Smarties make me angry and xenophobic.

[TooLowBrow]

These fake Smarties make me angry and xenophobic.

you got that way about the italian waiter too

[TheMojoPin]

These fake Smarties make me angry and xenophobic.

I agree. I never had a problem with Canada but now I wish that they were dead.

[Marc with a c]

i just googled "new jersey smarties" and literally nothing came up.

zip zoom!!

[opie's twisted balls]

He's from Canada...
The smarties I speak of aren't just a Canadian thing...

Nestlé Smarties are a colourful sugar-coated chocolate confectionery popular all over the world.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties




http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qm2M81VKS-s/SaC6lVU2-UI/AAAAAAAADnM/YmF-_vGHM34/s400/smarties.jpg
OK, those in trail mix would be nasty!

[weekapaugjz]

OK, those in trail mix would be nasty!

hence my initial post. m&m's or canadian smarties are fantastic in trail mix.

[opie's twisted balls]

What the fuck is wrong with that place?
At the moment about my only complaint is the mind numbing cold! (currently -31 Fahrenheit)

Real Smarties
In Canada, Smarties are Nestle's ripoff of M&Ms.
Our Smarties were first produced in 1937, M&Ms' were released in 1941 so Mars ripped us off. Who knows when those little sugary urinal pellets you call smarties were first sold.


fucking canadians.
yes, we like to fuck!


I agree. I never had a problem with Canada but now I wish that they were dead.
Be nice or I'll sick my beaver on you!


m&m's or canadian smarties are fantastic in trail mix.
See, we're not that different after all. Lets have a big NAFTA hug.

[JohnCharles]

Was in the office late this evening and feeling a bit peckish so went wandering to find kibble.


I may be able to help.

[TooLowBrow]

this thread should be merged with the 'foods that go WELL together' thread

mods need to start doing their job around here

[JohnCharles]

This thread tastes like socialism.

[opie's twisted balls]

This thread tastes like socialism.
bite your tongue......socialism is for pussies and queers

[TheMojoPin]

bite your tongue......socialism is for pussies and queers

And Canadians.

[opie's twisted balls]

And Canadians.
Not Albertans

[TheMojoPin]

Them too.

[Fallon]

Anybody want to have a Smartie Party (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smartie+party)?

[opie's twisted balls]

Them too.
Apparently you've never visited. I used to be able to say we're a lot like Texas but since the recent Houston rug muching mayoral outcome I think Alberta might just be the last bastion of true redneckedness.

Anybody want to have a Smartie Party (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smartie+party)?
As long as its not a lemon party :eek:

[TheMojoPin]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[PapaBear]

I Googled Canadian pixie stix and got this...

http://www.seattlemet.com/image_cache/assets/0002/5512/2k10_roast_turkey.jpg

[biggirl]

I double pick my nose.

has anyone tried the triple chocolate M&M's?

[sailor]

Was in the office late this evening and feeling a bit peckish so went wandering to find kibble.

head over the border to buffalo.

[topless_mike]

I agree. I never had a problem with Canada but now I wish that they were dead.

we've been saying this for years. you finally listened to us. welcome to the club.

[opie's twisted balls]

head over the border to buffalo.
Buffalo is a stink hole and thankfully no where near I live.


we've been saying this for years. you finally listened to us. welcome to the club.
What's wrong with Canadians (chances are I'll agree with a lot of your list).

[JohnCharles]

Go ahead and be like that then.

You'll never get any kibble.

All you will continue to get is our acid rain!

Buwahahaha!!!!

[opie's twisted balls]

All you will continue to get is our acid rain!
Do that and we'll send you Anne Murray.....ick