Head Lice

[TooLowBrow]

I have lice

I've had it for a few weeks but I was hoping it'd just go away on its own

What should I do?

[topless_mike]

i think there is a certain shampoo that must be used.
that, and you must wash your sheets on "super hot" or something.
dunno. axe the doc.

[Aggie]

what are you, 8?

[RhinoinMN]

I have lice

I've had it for a few weeks but I was hoping it'd just go away on its own

What should I do?

Son of a bitch! This info would have been useful to me last week.

[RhinoinMN]

what are you, 8?

Remember the forum you are in please.

[mikeyboy]

I have lice

I've had it for a few weeks but I was hoping it'd just go away on its own

What should I do?

Rinse your hair thoroughly with Listerine. Don't rinse it out. Put a bag or a shower cap on your head for 2 hours. Rinse out the Listerine with vinegar.

The Listerine kills the lice. The vinegar loosens the glue on the nits so you can rinse them out of your hair.

[TooLowBrow]

Rinse your hair thoroughly with Listerine. Don't rinse it out. Put a bag or a shower cap on your head for 2 hours. Rinse out the Listerine with vinegar.

The Listerine kills the lice. The vinegar loosens the glue on the nits so you can rinse them out of your hair.

but wont that wash the peanut butter away?

someone told me to use peanut butter

[Aggie]

my bad, didn't notice. a mod can edit if too sexy.

[Dell]

Rinse your hair thoroughly with Listerine. Don't rinse it out. Put a bag or a shower cap on your head for 2 hours. Rinse out the Listerine with vinegar.

The Listerine kills the lice. The vinegar loosens the glue on the nits so you can rinse them out of your hair.

and everyone get's to smell the wonderfulness that is the combination of listerine and vinegar...

[TooLowBrow]

my bad, didn't notice. a mod can edit if offensive.

maybe you could say youre sorry

[mikeyboy]

but wont that wash the peanut butter away?

someone told me to use peanut butter

I'm starving.

[RhinoinMN]

my bad, didn't notice. a mod can edit if too sexy.

Just call him a whore. That is what I would do.

[mikeyboy]

How's this for timing? (http://twitter.com/mikeyboy2/status/6905984699)

[Aggie]

maybe you could say youre sorry

i am sorry.

[mikeyboy]

i am sorry.

Don't cave to peer pressure

[RhinoinMN]

i am sorry.

I bet he doesn't accept.

[TooLowBrow]

i am sorry.

thank you

[dino_electropolis]

Apparantley there is a lice outbreak in the school where my wife teaches.

Nasty little savages...the lice are nasty too.

[TooLowBrow]

How's this for timing? (http://twitter.com/mikeyboy2/status/6905984699)

what a coincidence

[mikeyboy]

what a coincidence

You aren't by chance in the third grade, are you?

[Aggie]

Don't cave to peer pressure

he doens't know i had my fingers crossed when i typed that.

a mod can edit if too sexy.

:happy:

[TooLowBrow]

You aren't by chance in the third grade, are you?

APOLOGIZE!

[TooLowBrow]

he doens't know i had my fingers crossed when i typed that.



i typed thank you sarcastically

[Aggie]

You aren't by chance in the third grade, are you?

get your own material.

[hunnerbun]

You need to go to a drug store and get a product specifically designed for this. There are a couple of different ones.
Kwellada (http://www.norxkwellada.com/kwellada-p_cream.html) or Nix (http://www.nixlice.com/about-products.php?gclid=COiloovE6J4CFQjyDAoddhBIOQ)

Head lice are HIGHLY contagious. if a client comes to my salon and they have head lice i am required to turn them away. You need to take all your bedding and wash them with a disinfectant, anything that can't be washed needs to be sealed up in a bag and left for at least 48 hrs.

[TooLowBrow]

You ned to go to a drug store and get a product specifically designed for this. There are a couple of different ones.
Kwellada (http://www.norxkwellada.com/kwellada-p_cream.html) or Nix (http://www.nixlice.com/about-products.php?gclid=COiloovE6J4CFQjyDAoddhBIOQ)



i dont take drugs

ill get better on my own

[opie's twisted balls]

What should I do?
Stay the fuck away from me!


Put a bag over your head for 2 hours.
fixed

[biggirl]

mayo for hair....tomato juice bath for your body.
Don't ever come near me again if you have it, and I am in the city.

[mikeyboy]

mayo for hair....tomato juice bath for your body.
Don't ever come near me again if you have it, and I am in the city.

I thought that was for getting sprayed by a skunk.

[biggirl]

I thought that was for getting sprayed by a skunk.

oh yeah...that's right. My sister's dog got sprayed once....ok forget my remedy. I don't know about lice.

[ToiletCrusher]

I read the title of this thread as "had lice" and the last post by mikeyboy.

[Hottub]

Just so you all know, tomato juice doesn't do shit for a skunk spray.
KC has been hit 4 times. You need to go to the pet shop and get expensive odor neutralizing shampoo. That makes it bearable.
The real remedy is time.

As for lice, I don't know. I bathe every now and again.

[Thebazile78]

Look, you don't always get lice from being a filthy beast. They are contagious, but, thankfully, they don't jump like fleas. Because they're parasitic bugs, you do need to treat them. They are gross ... even reading this thread has made my psychosomatic creepy-crawlies start buzzing. (My sister had lice twice when she was 8. After making fun of her, I learned everything I could about treating them so that I could reassure myself that I wouldn't get them.)

Read this website from the CDC:

http://www.cdc.gov/lice/head/index.html

I can't believe you haven't already done it, but don't listen to anybody who's already posted. Not even mikeyboy. (He means well, but you really need the pediculicide.)

[Kris10]

Still trying to figure out why you would think it would go away on it's own? :blink:

[FUNKMAN]

i had crabs once

didn't itch though

[hunnerbun]

Still trying to figure out why you would think it would go away on it's own? :blink:

Me too, and as for thinking Kwellada and Nix are something akin to "drugs", well to each his own I say.

I pity the person he sat next to on the flight to Egypt...that being said maybe he was just thinking he would fit in better with the camels if he was already infested with the human version of fleas.

[Kris10]

Me too, and as for thinking Kwellada and Nix are something akin to "drugs", well to each his own I say.

I pity the person he sat next to on the flight to Egypt...that being said maybe he was just thinking he would fit in better with the camels if he was already infested with the human version of fleas.

In that case, we should give him a nice flea dip! :smile:

[Dude!]

in Egypt, they kill men with lice
after they rape
and then castrate them

[A.J.]

mayo for hair....tomato juice bath for your body.
Don't ever come near me again if you have it, and I am in the city.

I thought that was for getting sprayed by a skunk.

You saw that Partridge Family episode too?