A Thousand wipes, still shit

[sr71blackbird]

Don't you hate when this happens?

[Tall_James]

Yes.

[A.J.]

Try a Neti pot.

[Hottub]

If Americans were not such savages, we would use one of these.
http://akbrookmire.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/iace_1970_bidet.jpg

[disneyspy]

i put alittle penut butter on my bung and have my dog lick it clean

[A.J.]

http://www.disabledhands.com/hoseknozzle.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

You don't know how to use the 3 seashells? [/points and laughs]

[BrentfromTN1]

I just let Fez's Dad hose me down in the yard.

[TripleSkeet]

Don't you hate when this happens?

Not as much as I hate myself for clicking this thread.

[landarch]

baby wipes

baby wipes

baby wipes

[sr71blackbird]

No, baby wipes aggrivate my rhoids. My doctor told me to stop and I did and they went down significantly. Serious. Stop with the baby wipes.

[landarch]

Never realized that about the roids. Lucky I guess, that I've never had one. Baby wipes are not the usual method, only when I am in the throes of a thousand-wipe crisis.

[Bob Impact]

If Americans were not such savages, we would use one of these.
http://akbrookmire.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/iace_1970_bidet.jpg

We have one in the new house. I will post a picture of it once we move in so you can all see how civilized people live.

[sailor]

Don't you hate when this happens?

i hear they have the answer to all your troubles here (http://ronfez3dot0.websitetoolbox.com/)

[EddieMoscone]

Don't you hate when this happens?

Stop cutting yourself short.

[fezident]

This thread is useless without pics.

[opie's twisted balls]

Up your fiber! Not only does it make shitting less stressful on your cheerio (meaning no hemorrhoids) but also much easier to clean up. You shouldn't have to scrape your shithole raw to get clean.

[midwestjeff]

You shouldn't have to scrape your shithole raw to get clean.

Really?

My uncle always told me the opposite.

[weekapaugjz]

Really?

My uncle always told me the opposite.

you're uncle is right.

[Death Metal Moe]

https://www.pearcoonline.com/pearco/images/28436.jpg

[bigredd]

No, baby wipes aggrivate my rhoids. My doctor told me to stop and I did and they went down significantly. Serious. Stop with the baby wipes.

Prep H makes a medicated flushable wipe. Niccce.

[TheHalloweenGoddess]

If Americans were not such savages, we would use one of these.
http://akbrookmire.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/iace_1970_bidet.jpg
I'm requesting one in my new home. I'm living as SUCH a savage without a bidet at the moment. But it this neighborhood, I'm not adding one.:flush:

[cougarjake13]

Don't you hate when this happens?

thats why i use baby wipes after the first 3 reg wipes

[opie's twisted balls]

thats why i use baby wipes after the first 3 reg wipes
For the first 3?? :unsure: Isn't that.......errrr.....a little messy to spread around your poop?

Just like moving dirt.....get rid of the bulk with a shovel and then hose/wipe down the rest

[mikeyboy]

For the first 3?? :unsure: Isn't that.......errrr.....a little messy to spread around your poop?

Just like moving dirt.....get rid of the bulk with a shovel and then hose/wipe down the rest

re-read his post.

[opie's twisted balls]

reg = regular.....10-4

[walking joint]

i don't mind wiping until around 1,012. then i hate it...and usually bleed.

[Melk]

My brother describes wiping in these words:

Brown.
Brown.
Brown.
Brown.
Blood.

[StanUpshaw]

http://i.imgur.com/K6LZh.jpg

Join us in the land of one-wipers.

[cougarjake13]

The best are when u first wipe and the paper is clean

[A.J.]

The best are when u first wipe and the paper is clean

That's like finding a four-leaf clover.

[hanso]

Old Howie covers this on his show somethines, proper technique.

[cougarjake13]

That's like finding a four-leaf clover.



Indeed sir

I have but maybe a few a year

[deliciousV]

this thread is unfortunate and unpleasant. That said, I take 6 psyllium husk capsules every night before bed, it seems to deal with this issue fairly well.

[fezident]

Toilet paper with a "pre-streaked" pattern would make a great gag gift.