I'm Always Deliberately Late To a Party

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I don't know why, but I always like to show up to a party about two to three hours into it. I just hate showing up on time. It's annoying to me, somehow.

Like right now. I have a party to be at. Started hour or two ago. Here I am, dicking around on RF.net and dragging my feet. Don't bother me at all. I just don't know why I do it.

Guess I'm going to the party now.

[Chigworthy]

I don't know why, but I always like to show up to a party about two to three hours into it. I just hate showing up on time. It's annoying to me, somehow.

Like right now. I have a party to be at. Started hour or two ago. Here I am, dicking around on RF.net and dragging my feet. Don't bother me at all. I just don't know why I do it.

Guess I'm going to the party now.

Me too. I just can't be rushed. Only drunks arrive on time. When you get there a few hours into it, you can really kick back and watch all the drunken idiot antics.

[opie's twisted balls]

Only drunks arrive on time.
Guess that's why I'm always early

[Chigworthy]

Guess that's why I'm always early

Only full-blown pickle livers arrive early.

[opie's twisted balls]

Only full-blown pickle livers arrive early.
my brown hepatic buddy

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[SatCam]

only best friends, family members and losers show up on time

[Dude!]

only best friends, family members and losers show up on time

only passive-aggressive types
chronically show up late

it is their way of thumbing
their nose at everyone

basic psych issue

[razorboy]

I don't know why, but I always like to show up to a party about two to three hours into it. I just hate showing up on time. It's annoying to me, somehow.

Like right now. I have a party to be at. Started hour or two ago. Here I am, dicking around on RF.net and dragging my feet. Don't bother me at all. I just don't know why I do it.

Guess I'm going to the party now.

All of the blow is going to be long gone.

[landarch]

cpt

[sr71blackbird]

If everyone showed up an hour or two late for a party, wouldnt the hosts just figure if they want people to be there are 6 to tell everyone to come around 4ish?

[Fallon]

I like being early and staying late. I'll be pissed if I miss something everyone will be talking about for years!

[lleeder]

If you show up late you can sneak cans of beer into the bar.

[TripleSkeet]

I like to arrive late and stay late. Always have. Even if it was just meeting up with friends at the bar. I like to make an entrance.

This has been a constant cause of argument with my wife, who obsesses with being on time everywhere. Too bad for her Im the one that drives.

[MC Pee Pants]

If everyone showed up an hour or two late for a party, wouldnt the hosts just figure if they want people to be there are 6 to tell everyone to come around 4ish?

id slap someone in the face if they invited me to a party that started before 10pm.