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LordJezo
01-29-2010, 05:04 AM
As it is my birthday and I have the day off I figured I'd snuggle up to my monitor and watch some porn. Nothing out of the ordinary but today I had a companion with me, a Tenga Egg.

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I got one for Christmas and have been waiting for a special occasion to crack it open and try it out. Being that it's a one time only use I had to make sure I was in no rush and could fully enjoy the Tenga pleasures that the egg contained.

It was a pretty good experience. I was worked up well before hand, I wanted the egg to be the finisher. I prepped it, popped it on, and, well, a shower followed soon after.

Next time I may start with the egg instead of a fist, the overwhelming sensation that it gave me in my already heightened state of excitement was too much to handle. If I ever do get another one I will use a different technique, I'd like it to last more than a few seconds.

Two thumbs up for this product, I'll get another Tenga Egg sometime in the future. Maybe. The Japanese are wonderful people.

Apparently, to some, they are refillable and you can get extra lube and warmers for your Tenga Egg. Ew.

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Mehh.. I don't think I want to go that route. Cleaning it out is not something I care to do.

Marc with a c
01-29-2010, 05:14 AM
hahahahhahah.

how can you not love jezo? happy birthday.

opie's twisted balls
01-29-2010, 05:17 AM
keep fucking that chicken sex toy

topless_mike
01-29-2010, 05:20 AM
i think LJ may just be my new favorite poster....

A.J.
01-29-2010, 05:26 AM
That's not how you make a baby.

Jujubees2
01-29-2010, 05:27 AM
Happy Birthday LJ

Wait until the boys at the gym find out about that birthday present you gave yourself. They will be so jealous.

instrument
01-29-2010, 05:37 AM
Notgood.

joethebartender
01-29-2010, 05:53 AM
I'm gonna go puke up my omelet now. Thanks. Happy birthday, LJ.

Hottub
01-29-2010, 05:55 AM
What. Your buddy's fist isn't good enough anymore?

Livin' large on your birthday.

Furtherman
01-29-2010, 06:04 AM
Eggxactly.



EXCLUSIVE! FIRST VIDEO OF JEZO!

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Servo
01-29-2010, 06:17 AM
"The Incredible Inedible Egg"

Mitch&Murray
01-29-2010, 06:20 AM
Memo to self
Do NOT try the deviled eggs at his next picnic.

Jughead
01-29-2010, 07:11 AM
You all amaze me more and more everyday!!!:smile:

ScottFromGA
01-29-2010, 07:57 AM
im at a lost for words....jezo's christ!

SHANEFROMGA
01-29-2010, 05:56 PM
which came first, the jezo or the egg ?

weekapaugjz
01-29-2010, 06:14 PM
jezo fucking rules.

yojimbo7248
01-29-2010, 06:16 PM
i think LJ may just be my new favorite poster....

Happy Birthday, Lord Jezo. You have been my favorite poster here for awhile. Glad you had fun with your egg.

Fallon
01-29-2010, 07:44 PM
which came first, the jezo or the egg ?

God dammit, I wanted to say that!

PapaBear
01-29-2010, 07:55 PM
What did Jezo say to his hand?

LET GO MY EGGO!

:flush:

Fallon
01-29-2010, 07:59 PM
What did Jezo say to his hand?

LET GO MY EGGO!

:flush:

:banning:

sr71blackbird
01-30-2010, 02:34 AM
Someone got that for you for Christmas?

newport king
01-30-2010, 02:50 AM
Happy Birthday.

I may start with the egg instead of a fist

Might be the funniest thing i've heard so far this year.

Anyone else wondering what the 6 different styles are?

SHANEFROMGA
01-30-2010, 03:32 AM
jezos love child

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/chicken-lady-778538.png

disneyspy
01-30-2010, 05:33 AM
which came first, the jezo or the egg ?

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

LordJezo
01-30-2010, 09:33 AM
Someone got that for you for Christmas?

Yeah, the wife did. She was buying some other stuff off a Japanese import site and came across the Tenga Egg. I remember us laughing at it when it first came out and when we were in Tokyo we did look for it in some of the Japanese sex shops we went into. Lots of bondage ropes and used panties but we never stumbled upon the egg.

Anyone else wondering what the 6 different styles are?

I don't know if I want to try a different one next time or go back to the one I had. I wish they were easier to get at local stores, but then again if that were possible I might spend too much time with them and they'd lose their magic.

topless_mike
02-04-2010, 09:34 AM
how is it a one time use only?
does it lose it shape and form or something?

jennysmurf
02-04-2010, 09:35 AM
how is it a one time use only?
does it lose it shape and form or something?

I think there's a hygenic issue. How would you clean it up? Okay, I'm grossing myself out here. Must leave thread.

disneyspy
02-04-2010, 09:38 AM
when i was a kid i would just throw my sunday silky socks in the wash,would this clean up in the dishwasher?

Serpico1103
02-04-2010, 09:48 AM
when i was a kid i would just throw my sunday silky socks in the wash,would this clean up in the dishwasher?

In fine print on the website it says to send all used Tenga Eggs to LordJezo. He will lick them clean and return them, free of charge.

topless_mike
02-04-2010, 09:48 AM
I think there's a hygenic issue. How would you clean it up? Okay, I'm grossing myself out here. Must leave thread.

nut dries. its how most batch rags retain their form.
besides. its my seed.