how is it my colon moves faster than the speed of light

[opie's twisted balls]

Or at least that's the way it seems this evening after what I thought was a good indian meal. Loved the butter chicken, veg korma but OMG.....liquid crap is gushing from my asshole and making my toilet look like the la brea tar pits. :blink:

[weekapaugjz]

mmmmm....lamb makahni. god i love indian food.

and i'm with you that it does come gushing out pretty quick after consumption.

[sailor]

you have the flu.

[opie's twisted balls]

EI food can be amazing and thought tonights was fine but obviously my guts disagree. Normally get a little......errr......soft after eating their spices but this is more than that. Shit shouldn't burn as its coming out :unsure:

And no sailor, this isn't the flu. I'd take the flu over this in a heartbeat. Flu doesn't come with the stomach cramps and panting I'm having now.

[weekapaugjz]

EI food can be amazing and thought tonights was fine but obviously my guts disagree. Normally get a little......errr......soft after eating their spices but this is more than that. Shit shouldn't burn as its coming out :unsure:

And no sailor, this isn't the flu. I'd take the flu over this in a heartbeat. Flu doesn't come with the stomach cramps and panting I'm having now.

food poisoning?

[opie's twisted balls]

Either that or I'm the only person in the western hemisphere who's come down with Ebola.

[weekapaugjz]

Either that or I'm the only person in the western hemisphere who's come down with Ebola.

you bastard! now we're all exposed.

[opie's twisted balls]

you bastard! now we're all exposed.
make sure your firewall is turn on and you'll be fine.....

:help: gurgling again.......off to purge and shower after the inevitable rebound shit that will splash against my ass

[topless_mike]

the worst is when it actually hurts to shit. and the unforgettable pain of wiping after.
sucks to be you brah.

[Judge Smails]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Sopranocharacter_artie.gif

You know what they cook with in lndian restaurants? lt's clarified butter. You get a rancid hit of that-- God! l mean, you can imagine.

When lndira Gandhi got assassinated l was watching when they broadcast the cremation. They doused the body and the funeral pyre in clarified butter just to get it burning.

[topless_mike]

mmmmmmmmm. clarified butter.

starvin for some baklava now.

[opie's twisted balls]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Sopranocharacter_artie.gif

You know what they cook with in lndian restaurants? lt's clarified butter. You get a rancid hit of that-- God! l mean, you can imagine.

When lndira Gandhi got assassinated l was watching when they broadcast the cremation. They doused the body and the funeral pyre in clarified butter just to get it burning.

You're not helping Artie

[Chigworthy]

I like different kinds of Indian food, but that shit that you get in restaurants is so greasy and unhealthy, it's no wonder you're shitting like a minx. Your body doesn't want a meal that is 25% fat.

[CaptainBlowhole]

A guy I work with has a brother that works for city services and he does health inspections of the restaurants in the city and he told him, never eat at an Indian place.

[sailor]

Your body doesn't want a meal that is 25% fat.

actually it does. that's a healthy percentage.

[SatCam]

A guy I work with has a brother that works for city services and he does health inspections of the restaurants in the city and he told him, never eat at an Indian place.

ive read enough on this board alone (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2004397)

[opie's twisted balls]

I like different kinds of Indian food, but that shit that you get in restaurants is so greasy and unhealthy, it's no wonder you're shitting like a minx. Your body doesn't want a meal that is 25% fat.
Once and a while I don't have a problem sinning and eating a totally decadent meal. I normally tolerate rich food fine so the ebullient crap from last night wasn't caused just by the clarified butter.....something had to have been off since there was nothing natural about the way my dumper was working double time.


A guy I work with has a brother that works for city services and he does health inspections of the restaurants in the city and he told him, never eat at an Indian place.
Our provincial health department makes all restaurant inspections available online and this place didn't seem to have any major issues. I think its unfair to single out just one type of cuisine since any restaurant can have problems regardless of whats being served. What I do find stunning is how some places are allowed to keep going regardless of how many infractions they've racked up. We have a local chain of diners who made the news last month after being fined $60,000 for over 12 years of running a dump. (http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/01/16/12491776-sun.html)



But my guts seem to have returned to some normalcy. There's at least a bit of texture to what I dumped in the bowl this afternoon and I don't feel like I'm in labor.